Author: GiantDildos

All Night Toys – Phantasos – XXXL

I ordered my All Night Toys (A.N.T.) Phantasos – XXXL on a whim during their moving sale earlier in 2025. The toy (as well as my Legendary Trotter) was heavily discounted which made me okay with giving it a try. My Phantasos is in ultra soft firmness (super squishy) and the sticker price was $330 but I got it for 35% off + shipping. My toys ended up being custom orders though I don’t recall the website saying that when I placed the order, it took them about a month and a half to arrive. That being said, my recent black friday order took 5 business days to arrive so much quicker for definitely pre-made toys.

If you’re a fan of horse dildos, Phantasos is a must buy, in ultra soft like i have him he isn’t much of a challenge to insert but he’s massive. Right around the medial ring is where I find it hard to keep pushing. I personally like ultra soft but you might be better off with soft firmness (my Trotter is also ultra soft), though I would not recommend medium (which my Grovetusk is). 

Phantasos is humongous though, just be mindful of that for storage reasons and ease of use. Being ultra soft firmness you can leave marks on the shaft with your nails if you grab it like that, 

My Phantasos has a vac-u-lock hole, but there is really no need to use it. It’s far too big (and squishy) to stay on a wall and when he’s on the ground his base is huge so he isn’t going anywhere.

 

Specs (All Night Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (ring): 13.5 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.5 inches
  • Total Length: 19.25 inches
  • Usable Length: 16 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $330 – I bought on sale for $215

Check it out here!

 

All Night Toys Phantasos XXXL dildo review

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Chance XL (2025) vs Phantasos XXXL
Chance XL (2025) vs Phantasos XXXL
Phantasos XXXL vs Grovetusk XXXL
Phantasos XXXL vs Grovetusk XXXL
Phantasos XXXL vs BullboyFF XXL
Phantasos XXXL vs BullboyFF XXL
Phantasos Width
Phantasos Head Width
Phantasos Head Width
Phantasos Flop
Phantasos XXXL vs Can
Phantasos XXXL vs Bottle
Phantasos XXXL vs Bottle
Phantasos XXXL vs Can
Phantasos XXXL
Phantasos XXXL

 

Bad Dragon – Chance (Flared) – XL

This is the redesigned Chance Flared XL dildo from Bad Dragon, much larger than the outgoing model, this bad boy certainly will present a challenge for most users, with a head that’s almost 4 inches wide, it’s definitely not to be taken lightly. This version is medium firmness which in something this large feels firmer than you’d expect. I have successfully taken Chance Flared XL in this firmness several times but I am definitely an expert and even for me I need to be ready for it. 

I’ve ordered a soft firmness version that should hopefully be a lot easier to insert while still providing the pop-in and fullness sensation of such a flared dildo. Now, my worry is that the soft firmness won’t really be that soft since there have been times in the past where I’ve ordered a soft version of a medium firmness toy I already had, only to barely notice the difference. I usually don’t recommend you buy softer firmness version of toys you have trouble inserting since there is no guarantee the firmness will make a difference.

That being said, nobody pretended that Chance XL Flared would be an easy toy, it’s not supposed to be, it’s supposed to be a monster and he is!

Check out some of the comparison photos I’ve taken of Chance Flared XL vs the old version, the unflared version and even Brooklyn Supreme!

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 12.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (flare): 12.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.9 inches
  • Total Length: 18.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 12.75 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00 – I bought a flop for $168

Check it out here!

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Bad Dragon – Chance (unflared) – XL

This is the new 2025 redesigned version of Chance XL (unflared). As you can see he is significantly larger than the old legacy model, he more competes with Vector now but with a slightly more exciting design. I special ordered my Chance XL (unflared) in soft firmness with suction cup (yep that’s new) and cum tube. I also have a new Chance FLARED XL model that is significantly larger than the outgoing model. I found that one in stock so it’s medium firmness but I also just ordered one in soft, in medium firmness the new Chance XL flared version is a challenge to take for sure.

I’m an expert in taking dildos at this point, especially horse dildos so Chance (unflared) in XL is not that hard to take for me but he is very enjoyable. I had long since retired my original Chance XL (unflared) since it was too small to really do anything for me (too small in width, I mean). The new Chance XL isn’t huge but it’s definitely big enough for an expert to still enjoy. 

If you get a chance to upgrade to a new XL Chance in soft firmness I highly recommend you consider him, the suction cup base also makes it a worthwhile upgrade from the old model. 

Check out the comparison pics below!

 

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 10 inches
  • Max Circumference (ring): 10.9 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 19.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 12.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – Special ordered

Check it out here!

GiantDildos.net Bad Dragon Chance Unflared XL Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – Traffic Cone XXL

For the last 2 years or so I had been using a custom made warm-up cone (3d printed and poured my own silicone), well the good news is that now you don’t have to do that. Hankey’s Traffic Cone is the PERFECT warm-up/training tool that’s made of silicone. I had recommended a vinyl/PVC toy from Doc Johnson (which functioned fine but silicone is safer and softer), but with the silicone traffic cone from Hankey’s now, THIS is the play.

I got my Traffic Cone in 40% soft and I would highly recommend that be the firmness you choose. It is very squishy but it’s also got enough give that you use it perfectly for a comfortable warm-up toy (especially if you get the 2XL, the tip isn’t THAT small, so it’s nice to have a bit of give.

The traffic cone is so comfortable to use, put it on a stool and just let yourself settle on it. what a great experience! 

My Traffic Cone has a  vac-u-lock hole but unless you plan to use it on a wall there really isn’t a need for it. The Traffic Cone has no problem standing on it’s own and is very stable.

 

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 6 inches
  • Max Circumference (base): 15.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 13.1 inches
  • Usable Length: 12 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $221.00 – Use promo codes to save up to 30%!

Check it out here!

Hankey's Toys Traffic Cone Review

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Nothosaur – Anubis XXL

I ordered my Nothosaur Anubis from Amazon as part of my quest to collect all the horse-like dildos that I can find (lol). Anubis’s character isn’t a horse but because of the shape I’m going to treat him like he is. Anubis XXL is a shorter than some other toys like Hunter Jack XXL (but that’s 20 inches so pretty much everything is shorter than him, lol) but he has a wonderful flare that I measured (see pictures) as being 3.5 inches diameter (in both directions), that is a pretty sizeable flare, of course Nothosaur offers a whole host of other sizes if you think 3.5 inches is too big for you.

Now, even though 3.5 inches is a big flare it’s kind of weird how it feels in practice, Anubis is not all that hard to insert but once he’s in, he stays put like a flared cock should. This is probably due to the drastic drop off in diameter just below the flare. Whatever the reason, this means that you get the fun of the flare without the extreme challenging insertion. Obviously I’m coming at this as a very experienced user so take it with a grain of salt, if you haven’t had 4 inch diameter toys in you before, then you will probably find Anubis XXL plenty challenging…

After the flare, Anubis has a nice bulbous shaft that offers you another sensation if you can manage to push past it and finally you’re met with a wonderfully designed ball sack (much like Hunter Jack and Alcanon (though Graemen still takes the cake in that department).  Anubis is mostly smooth with vertical ridges and a very pronounced medial ring far down the shaft, the draw to Anubis is definitely the shape of that head and the bulging shaft.

Anubis XXL is right below Chance Flared XL when it comes to diameter but something about the design of Anubis makes him easier to take but equally as satisfying on the pullout and the p-spot stimulation. If you are considering Chance Flared XL you should definitely put Anubis XXL on your radar also, especially since Anubis is available on Amazon (or directly from Nothosaur).

Anubis XXL does not stand on his own but it does have a suction cup base so you can suction to the floor and he will stand or suction to a wall. He didn’t have a firmness listed on Amazon but I would say he is as soft as most Bad Dragon soft firmnesses though super-soft toys from weredog would be more soft. Anubis has been very durable with a polished feel instead of a matte feel, I have no reason to think that Anubis won’t stand the test of time and water.

In the end the only downside I would say that Anubis has, is his short-length. That gives him less stature when compared to something like Chance Flared XL or Horse Dildo or Even Conola XL. It doesn’t really matter in terms of usability since 11 inches of usable (from tip to balls) is about as much as most anyone can comfortably take so at least you can actually hilt Anubis unlike most of the super huge horse-like toys. Still though, visually he’d be more appealing if he was longer.

I would definitely recommend Anubis XXL if you’re in the market for a flared horse dildo, there isn’t too much competition out there and I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised with the way the flare goes in… A real treat!

Check out a Youtube video of Anubis’ firmness here: https://youtube.com/shorts/pQg2a1VCYR8?feature=share

 

Specs (Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 11.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (head): 11.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference (bulge): 9.6 inches
  • Total Length: 13.3 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.6 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $239 – I bought on Amazon for $200

Check it out here!

Also available directly from Nothosaur

Nothosaur Anubis XXL Dildo Review

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Nothosaur – Alcanon XL

I ordered my Nothosaur Alcanon XL after browsing the Nothosaur Amazon page. Alcanon peaked my interest because of his great size and awesome textures. Nothosaur was running a coupon code at the time (they might still be) that allowed me to get this XL toy for $153. That’s a pretty good price for a dildo of this size and quality, especially with a built in suction cup.

Alcanon XL is pretty soft, I didn’t have a choice of firmness on amazon but I think he’s a medium firmness. I would definitely recommend this firmness be chosen though, any firmer would be a bit difficult to take given that the bulge on Alcanon is 3.5 by 3.5 inches in diameter!

I really love the shape of Alcanon with the very detailed head, you get two “pop-ins” with this toy. Once for the head and again for the huge bulge I just mentioned. In addition to a great shape, the textured bumps on the head and shaft really set this toy apart.

Alcanon doesn’t currently come with a cum tube option, but this toy does have a built in suction cup. I’ve found that he sticks to tiled wall pretty well with the balls on top, with balls down it still sticks but I’ve found it will eventually fall off. Alcanon also has no problem standing on it’s own which makes this toy super easy to ride.

I highly recommend this beautiful toy, especially if you’re looking for a more budget friendly silicone option (this isn’t a cheap toy, but if you can get it for 150 like I did that’s an amazing buy).

Check out a Youtube video of Alcanon’s firmness here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sjeRDv61nQU

 

Specs (Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 9.8 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 10.4 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.4 inches
  • Total Length: 13.4 inches
  • Usable Length: 11.4 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $289 – I bought on Amazon for $150

Check it out here!

Also available directly from Nothosaur

Nothosaur Alcanon XL Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – XXXCalibur XXL

I bought my XXXCalibur toy in size XXL from Hankey’s Toys about a year ago. I’ve been enjoying him since, but I never got around to writing a review or posting comparison pictures… Well, now I am.

XXXCalibur in XXL is a great toy because he is super long – over 17 inches (yes, that long) – which means he can really get deep inside to provide a level of stimulation that many dildos are either too short, or too wide to accomplish. XXXCalibur is perfect for this job. 

XXXCalibur is an uncut dildo with a tapered head, this makes him ideal not only for sensational play sessions but he can also be a great warm-up toy. I posted a comparison picture vs my XL Sveinn from Bad Dragon (which is one of my current warm-up toys), you can see that they have a very similar shape to start, though the XXXCalibur is more detailed on the shaft with some veins and a little bit of an outline around the tip.

XXXCalibur is also a great toy because of the magnificent balls. I love that Hankey’s Toys takes care of this aspect, lots of dildo makers let the balls kind of morph into the base of the toy, which is good for stability but takes away from the usability and visuals of the balls.

My XXXCalibur dildo in XXL will not stand on his own, the toy I have has a vac-u-hole so I can put him on my Hankey’s 7 inch suction cup to use him on the ground, he leans over a ton still, but he doesn’t fall over when he’s on the suction up. Either way, once you have the tip inserted he is pretty easy to ride and push deeper. My toy is 75% soft, while I think 40% soft would definitely be enjoyable, I’d imagine it would be even harder to stand up in that firmness.

I usually recommend people buy their huge dildos in the softest firmness but XXXCalibur is thin enough that 75% soft works extremely well, he can wiggle and move with your insides so I may recommend just sticking with the 75% soft firmness. Obviously you should go slow and practice before taking this toy to the max, he isn’t super thick but he is extremely long.

I didn’t expect to get such a great feeling from XXXCalibur, but there is definitely something to be said for depth play, once he’s about 10 inches deep, it makes my knees go weak. Amazing!

Sidenote: The webpage calls XXXCalibur “Thor’s Hammer” so I don’t know if this used to be called that or what the deal is, I’d rather type out “Thor’s Hammer” than XXXCalibur like I did about a dozen times in this review but either one is a good name.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 8.00 inches
  • Max Circumference (mid): 10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.2 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00

Check it out here!

XXXCalibur Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – Boss Hogg – XXXL

My Boss Hogg XXXL from Hankey’s Toys is one of the thickest toys I own. At 14 inches of circumference at the widest point, let’s just say that i’m glad I have him in soft firmness.

Boss Hogg is a huge toy, and that’s why you buy him. Outside of the nicely modeled tip, he’s a pretty smooth shaft with no balls. I have remove-o-balls but I haven’t been able to get them on this toy yet… I’m guessing you could, but it would be a massive stretch, it isn’t worth risking tearing my remove-o-balls to try more, especially since Boss Hogg XXXL is so huge that it’s unlikely I or anyone else would be able to ride him all the way down to the balls for it to make a difference anyways.

In 40% soft firmness I am able to get over the bulge in Boss Hogg XXXL, if he were 75% soft I may not be able to since he is really a huge huge toy, just check him out vs a soda can or 1 liter bottle!

I ordered my Boss Hogg with a vac-u-hole like I do with all my Hankey’s toys and it makes him easier to mount but it isn’t really necessary. Boss Hogg will stand on his own and because mine is an XXXL there isn’t really going to be a time when I use him on my f machines.

If you’re looking for the ultimate stretch with a bulge (IE Not simply tapered), I’d definitely recommend Boss Hogg in XXXL or even a smaller size. The only negative is that he isn’t as textured as some other toys but the head is a still a nice pop-in feature.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 14.00 inches
  • Shaft Circumference (base of shaft): 12.25 inches
  • Total Length: 14.65 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.65 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $240.00 (soft and vac-u-hole are upcharges)

Check it out here!

Boss Hogg XXXL Dildo

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Bad Dragon – Tailstretcher Dildo (Legacy Toy)

Images taken from Bad Dragon’s website vis Wayback Machine

 

Bad Dragon Tailstretcher Dildo

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Bad Dragon Tailstretcher Dildo Dimensions
Tailstretcher Sizes

 

Bad Dragon Tailstretcher Dildo
Tailstretcher Legacy Dildo

 

 

Bad Dragon Tailstretcher Product Page
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Weredog – Nile XL

When I bought my first toy from Weredog (A Juniper XL) I was so happy that I immediately bought two other super soft toys, a Skylar XL and this Nile XL. I absolutely love Weredog. They make a really high quality dildo that is also large enough to satisfy, their super soft is actually super soft (so filling!) and their shipping is super fast.

Nile is a fairly normal shaped reptile themed cock. He has a bulge near the tip that thins out towards the base, this gives you a very filling feeling and also lets the super soft squishiness compress a bit at the base but not get too wide that it becomes overly challenging to take. 

Now, in XL Nile is not an easy toy for most to take because he is indeed quite large and when compressed he gets even wider, but in super soft he is so squishy that you can kind of just… keep pushing. lol

I absolutely love the texture and design of the veins, the wrinkles, the scales and the ball sack. I can’t say I feel these features too much due to his size and softness but it really makes him appealing to look at.

Nile will sort of stand on his own (not really), if you leave him he’ll stand for a few seconds and then eventually topple over. This is the same story for Skylar. My Nile does not have  a suction cup, I’m not sure if he is offered with one but it would be a welcome addition. 

If you haven’t tried a weredog super soft XL toy yet I highly recommend you take the plunge. It’s such a different sensation, even on an XL like this there isn’t pain when pushing, just a wild sensation of fullness… Lovely.

Check out my firmness test here:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1NKrKzvfkwo

 

Specs (From Weredog):

  • Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft): 11.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11.2 inches
  • Total Length: 11.8 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200

Check it out here!

Weredog Nile XL Dildo Review

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