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Hankey’s Toys – Peak Prostate – XXL

Size and Firmness is Key

I just got my hands on a Peak Prostate XXL dildo in 40% soft firmness. First and foremost: from a pure sensation standpoint, this toy is incredibly enjoyable to use. The design and overall feel offer an amazing experience that delivers in terms of pure, satisfying stimulation. It is undeniably a blast to use.

However, I opted for either too large of a size or too soft of a firmness for my specific for this toy to be as effective as Hankey’s Captain’s Hook dildo in XL and 75% soft firmness. The Captain’s Hook XL strikes that perfect structural balance—providing the exact rigidity and contour needed to be maximally effective.

While I was able to achieve a hands-free orgasm with my XXL Peak Prostate in 40% soft, it wasn’t as easy or as powerful as it is with my Captain’s Hook. You think I’d know better by now than to order a soft toy with the goals of pressuring the prostate… I chose 40% soft with the Peak Prostate XXL because the XXL is pretty darn big, I was worried how comfortable it would be to get that fat head in me if I got a medium firmness. 

If you are even more experienced than me (I can take 4.5 inch width toys) then you probably want the XXL in 75% soft firmness, but for me. I think what I’ll be doing next is ordering the same toy in XL and 75% soft firmness. The shape looks like it should be an instant orgasm if ordered in the appropriate firmness.

Long story short: If you are looking for an incredibly fun, prostate toy, the Peak Prostate XXL is fantastic. Just be mindful of your dimensions and density preferences when checking out; you need that firmness to hit the right spot, make sure you don’t underestimate the firmness level you need to get the job done or overestimate the size you can comfortably take ALL THE WAY in.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 11.75 inches
  • Max Circumference (base): 13.75 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.25 inches
  • Total Length: 12.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 11.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $215.00

Check it out here!

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All Night Toys – Grovetusk XXXL

I ordered my All Night Toys Grovetusk XXXL directly from All Night Toys (A.N.T.) during their black friday sale. Along with my BullBoyFF XXL. Grovetusk is a huge toy (obviously), and his shape is awesome. The head has an amazing pop-in and I’m sure if you could make it to the medial ring and the piercings, they would feel great as well. 

I ordered mine on black friday and I chose in stock toys because I didn’t want to wait for processing time. Unfortunately because of this I couldn’t choose the firmness of the toy I bought. As a result I ordered medium, funny enough, soft is the standard and other firmnesses like medium and ultra soft are paid extras. Mainly due to the firmness I cannot get Grovetusk XXXL more than 6 or 7 inches deep. I think in soft it would probably be the sweet spot between rigidity and flexibility. Like I have a Legendary Trotter in ultra soft, and he might be too squishy to use effectively, but he’s not too firm that it hurts.

I would recommend you get Grovetusk XXXL in soft or ultra soft but definitely not medium, it’s too firm. A.N.T.’s ultra soft is definitely ULTRA soft, like BD’s new extra soft you can leave fingernail marks on the toys if you grab them tight (these toys weigh a ton so it takes a lot of grip to hold on to them, lol), but the squishy sensation when they fill you up is great.

Obviously in medium firmness my Grovetusk has no problems at all standing on his own. Really outside of usability in medium, he is a wonderful toy and I get excited just looking at his size and shape.

If you really want to complete your collection of GIANT dildos, Grovetusk is a must in XXXL. Again, I recommend nothing more firm than soft though, I wish I could take him deeper but at this firmness it’s just not enjoyable to go more than 6 or 7 inches. Similar story with most of my non-soft super huge toys from all brands. 

 

Specs (A.N.T.):

  • Circumference (head): 11.5 inches
  • Max Circumference (medial ring): 15.5 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 14.25 inches
  • Total Length: 20 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.75 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $330 – Bought during black friday for $195!

Check it out here!

 

All Night Toys Grovetusk XXXL Dildo

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Hankey’s Toys – Traffic Cone XXL

For the last 2 years or so I had been using a custom made warm-up cone (3d printed and poured my own silicone), well the good news is that now you don’t have to do that. Hankey’s Traffic Cone is the PERFECT warm-up/training tool that’s made of silicone. I had recommended a vinyl/PVC toy from Doc Johnson (which functioned fine but silicone is safer and softer), but with the silicone traffic cone from Hankey’s now, THIS is the play.

I got my Traffic Cone in 40% soft and I would highly recommend that be the firmness you choose. It is very squishy but it’s also got enough give that you use it perfectly for a comfortable warm-up toy (especially if you get the 2XL, the tip isn’t THAT small, so it’s nice to have a bit of give.

The traffic cone is so comfortable to use, put it on a stool and just let yourself settle on it. what a great experience! 

My Traffic Cone has a  vac-u-lock hole but unless you plan to use it on a wall there really isn’t a need for it. The Traffic Cone has no problem standing on it’s own and is very stable.

 

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 6 inches
  • Max Circumference (base): 15.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 13.1 inches
  • Usable Length: 12 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $221.00 – Use promo codes to save up to 30%!

Check it out here!

Hankey's Toys Traffic Cone Review

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Nothosaur – Alcanon XL

I ordered my Nothosaur Alcanon XL after browsing the Nothosaur Amazon page. Alcanon peaked my interest because of his great size and awesome textures. Nothosaur was running a coupon code at the time (they might still be) that allowed me to get this XL toy for $153. That’s a pretty good price for a dildo of this size and quality, especially with a built in suction cup.

Alcanon XL is pretty soft, I didn’t have a choice of firmness on amazon but I think he’s a medium firmness. I would definitely recommend this firmness be chosen though, any firmer would be a bit difficult to take given that the bulge on Alcanon is 3.5 by 3.5 inches in diameter!

I really love the shape of Alcanon with the very detailed head, you get two “pop-ins” with this toy. Once for the head and again for the huge bulge I just mentioned. In addition to a great shape, the textured bumps on the head and shaft really set this toy apart.

Alcanon doesn’t currently come with a cum tube option, but this toy does have a built in suction cup. I’ve found that he sticks to tiled wall pretty well with the balls on top, with balls down it still sticks but I’ve found it will eventually fall off. Alcanon also has no problem standing on it’s own which makes this toy super easy to ride.

I highly recommend this beautiful toy, especially if you’re looking for a more budget friendly silicone option (this isn’t a cheap toy, but if you can get it for 150 like I did that’s an amazing buy).

Check out a Youtube video of Alcanon’s firmness here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sjeRDv61nQU

 

Specs (Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 9.8 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 10.4 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.4 inches
  • Total Length: 13.4 inches
  • Usable Length: 11.4 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $289 – I bought on Amazon for $150

Check it out here!

Also available directly from Nothosaur

Nothosaur Alcanon XL Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – XXXCalibur XXL

I bought my XXXCalibur toy in size XXL from Hankey’s Toys about a year ago. I’ve been enjoying him since, but I never got around to writing a review or posting comparison pictures… Well, now I am.

XXXCalibur in XXL is a great toy because he is super long – over 17 inches (yes, that long) – which means he can really get deep inside to provide a level of stimulation that many dildos are either too short, or too wide to accomplish. XXXCalibur is perfect for this job. 

XXXCalibur is an uncut dildo with a tapered head, this makes him ideal not only for sensational play sessions but he can also be a great warm-up toy. I posted a comparison picture vs my XL Sveinn from Bad Dragon (which is one of my current warm-up toys), you can see that they have a very similar shape to start, though the XXXCalibur is more detailed on the shaft with some veins and a little bit of an outline around the tip.

XXXCalibur is also a great toy because of the magnificent balls. I love that Hankey’s Toys takes care of this aspect, lots of dildo makers let the balls kind of morph into the base of the toy, which is good for stability but takes away from the usability and visuals of the balls.

My XXXCalibur dildo in XXL will not stand on his own, the toy I have has a vac-u-hole so I can put him on my Hankey’s 7 inch suction cup to use him on the ground, he leans over a ton still, but he doesn’t fall over when he’s on the suction up. Either way, once you have the tip inserted he is pretty easy to ride and push deeper. My toy is 75% soft, while I think 40% soft would definitely be enjoyable, I’d imagine it would be even harder to stand up in that firmness.

I usually recommend people buy their huge dildos in the softest firmness but XXXCalibur is thin enough that 75% soft works extremely well, he can wiggle and move with your insides so I may recommend just sticking with the 75% soft firmness. Obviously you should go slow and practice before taking this toy to the max, he isn’t super thick but he is extremely long.

I didn’t expect to get such a great feeling from XXXCalibur, but there is definitely something to be said for depth play, once he’s about 10 inches deep, it makes my knees go weak. Amazing!

Sidenote: The webpage calls XXXCalibur “Thor’s Hammer” so I don’t know if this used to be called that or what the deal is, I’d rather type out “Thor’s Hammer” than XXXCalibur like I did about a dozen times in this review but either one is a good name.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 8.00 inches
  • Max Circumference (mid): 10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.2 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00

Check it out here!

XXXCalibur Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – Boss Hogg – XXXL

My Boss Hogg XXXL from Hankey’s Toys is one of the thickest toys I own. At 14 inches of circumference at the widest point, let’s just say that i’m glad I have him in soft firmness.

Boss Hogg is a huge toy, and that’s why you buy him. Outside of the nicely modeled tip, he’s a pretty smooth shaft with no balls. I have remove-o-balls but I haven’t been able to get them on this toy yet… I’m guessing you could, but it would be a massive stretch, it isn’t worth risking tearing my remove-o-balls to try more, especially since Boss Hogg XXXL is so huge that it’s unlikely I or anyone else would be able to ride him all the way down to the balls for it to make a difference anyways.

In 40% soft firmness I am able to get over the bulge in Boss Hogg XXXL, if he were 75% soft I may not be able to since he is really a huge huge toy, just check him out vs a soda can or 1 liter bottle!

I ordered my Boss Hogg with a vac-u-hole like I do with all my Hankey’s toys and it makes him easier to mount but it isn’t really necessary. Boss Hogg will stand on his own and because mine is an XXXL there isn’t really going to be a time when I use him on my f machines.

If you’re looking for the ultimate stretch with a bulge (IE Not simply tapered), I’d definitely recommend Boss Hogg in XXXL or even a smaller size. The only negative is that he isn’t as textured as some other toys but the head is a still a nice pop-in feature.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 14.00 inches
  • Shaft Circumference (base of shaft): 12.25 inches
  • Total Length: 14.65 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.65 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $240.00 (soft and vac-u-hole are upcharges)

Check it out here!

Boss Hogg XXXL Dildo

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Weredog – Nile XL

When I bought my first toy from Weredog (A Juniper XL) I was so happy that I immediately bought two other super soft toys, a Skylar XL and this Nile XL. I absolutely love Weredog. They make a really high quality dildo that is also large enough to satisfy, their super soft is actually super soft (so filling!) and their shipping is super fast.

Nile is a fairly normal shaped reptile themed cock. He has a bulge near the tip that thins out towards the base, this gives you a very filling feeling and also lets the super soft squishiness compress a bit at the base but not get too wide that it becomes overly challenging to take. 

Now, in XL Nile is not an easy toy for most to take because he is indeed quite large and when compressed he gets even wider, but in super soft he is so squishy that you can kind of just… keep pushing. lol

I absolutely love the texture and design of the veins, the wrinkles, the scales and the ball sack. I can’t say I feel these features too much due to his size and softness but it really makes him appealing to look at.

Nile will sort of stand on his own (not really), if you leave him he’ll stand for a few seconds and then eventually topple over. This is the same story for Skylar. My Nile does not have  a suction cup, I’m not sure if he is offered with one but it would be a welcome addition. 

If you haven’t tried a weredog super soft XL toy yet I highly recommend you take the plunge. It’s such a different sensation, even on an XL like this there isn’t pain when pushing, just a wild sensation of fullness… Lovely.

Check out my firmness test here:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1NKrKzvfkwo

 

Specs (From Weredog):

  • Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft): 11.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11.2 inches
  • Total Length: 11.8 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200

Check it out here!

Weredog Nile XL Dildo Review

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Sink Protector – For drying Toys in shower 

I like to use my toys in the shower, and even I don’t I still wash them in the shower (using dawn dish soap). When I first started this practice I noticed that some toys got mold on the bottom of their bases. This was due to me leaving them drying on my shower bench/ledge which was a flat surface. After some trial and error I found these sink protectors (and another cheaper more flexible one that I trimmed for max coverage), these sink protectors work as a good drying rack for the toys, they let air circulate between the toy and the shower bench so that mold doesn’t grow.

These are a cost effective way to dry your toys in the shower!

  • Drying Solutions for Giant Silicone Dildos in the shower

Check it out here!

 

This link below is to a trimmable sink protector here, though this is not the same one I have, which was a rubbermaid that I purchased from my local grocery store.

 

https://amzn.to/4eu6Bge

Sink Protector for Dildo Drying

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Hankey’s Toys – Topher Michaels XXXL

Topher Michaels is a super thick dildo. I’ve had him for about a year and since before I decided to start ordering all my gigantic toys in 40% soft firmness. I can still take Topher Michaels but his 75% soft firmness is pretty firm given how thick he is. 

I still love the attention to detail on the shaft and the scrotum, as well as the nicely formed head. My Topher Michaels has a vac-u-lock hole but he will stand without issue on his own, he has a very large base and is correctly weighted!

I don’t have too much to say about Topher Michaels, he is an enjoyable ride, that is aimed at people looking for thick dildos that aren’t overly long. He is not quite as thick as Clyde while being a similar length but he is wider than Rentman XXXL, while being a lot shorter.

I think that if I had purchased him in 40% soft firmness I would use him more but 12+ inches of circumference (13+ at the base) is a lot to take in a medium firmness toy. He’s still an enjoyable ride but I think he’d be better in the 40% soft firmness (as can be said for most mega wide toys). My Rentman XXXL is 75% soft firmness and that seems to be the right firmness for him so it really does depend on the toy!

 

Specs (Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (Shaft Base): 13.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 12 inches
  • Total Length: 13 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.25 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $235.00 – I bought on sale for $180!

Check it out here!

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo Review

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Below you will see some comparison pictures of Ika XL to Ika L and the two Ika dildos vs a 12 oz soda can and 1 liter bottle