Author: GiantDildos

Hankey’s Toys – Boss Hogg – XXXL

My Boss Hogg XXXL from Hankey’s Toys is one of the thickest toys I own. At 14 inches of circumference at the widest point, let’s just say that i’m glad I have him in soft firmness.

Boss Hogg is a huge toy, and that’s why you buy him. Outside of the nicely modeled tip, he’s a pretty smooth shaft with no balls. I have remove-o-balls but I haven’t been able to get them on this toy yet… I’m guessing you could, but it would be a massive stretch, it isn’t worth risking tearing my remove-o-balls to try more, especially since Boss Hogg XXXL is so huge that it’s unlikely I or anyone else would be able to ride him all the way down to the balls for it to make a difference anyways.

In 40% soft firmness I am able to get over the bulge in Boss Hogg XXXL, if he were 75% soft I may not be able to since he is really a huge huge toy, just check him out vs a soda can or 1 liter bottle!

I ordered my Boss Hogg with a vac-u-hole like I do with all my Hankey’s toys and it makes him easier to mount but it isn’t really necessary. Boss Hogg will stand on his own and because mine is an XXXL there isn’t really going to be a time when I use him on my f machines.

If you’re looking for the ultimate stretch with a bulge (IE Not simply tapered), I’d definitely recommend Boss Hogg in XXXL or even a smaller size. The only negative is that he isn’t as textured as some other toys but the head is a still a nice pop-in feature.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 14.00 inches
  • Shaft Circumference (base of shaft): 12.25 inches
  • Total Length: 14.65 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.65 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $240.00 (soft and vac-u-hole are upcharges)

Check it out here!

Boss Hogg XXXL Dildo

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Bad Dragon – Tailstretcher Dildo (Legacy Toy)

Images taken from Bad Dragon’s website vis Wayback Machine

 

Bad Dragon Tailstretcher Dildo

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Bad Dragon Tailstretcher Dildo Dimensions
Tailstretcher Sizes

 

Bad Dragon Tailstretcher Dildo
Tailstretcher Legacy Dildo

 

 

Bad Dragon Tailstretcher Product Page
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Weredog – Nile XL

When I bought my first toy from Weredog (A Juniper XL) I was so happy that I immediately bought two other super soft toys, a Skylar XL and this Nile XL. I absolutely love Weredog. They make a really high quality dildo that is also large enough to satisfy, their super soft is actually super soft (so filling!) and their shipping is super fast.

Nile is a fairly normal shaped reptile themed cock. He has a bulge near the tip that thins out towards the base, this gives you a very filling feeling and also lets the super soft squishiness compress a bit at the base but not get too wide that it becomes overly challenging to take. 

Now, in XL Nile is not an easy toy for most to take because he is indeed quite large and when compressed he gets even wider, but in super soft he is so squishy that you can kind of just… keep pushing. lol

I absolutely love the texture and design of the veins, the wrinkles, the scales and the ball sack. I can’t say I feel these features too much due to his size and softness but it really makes him appealing to look at.

Nile will sort of stand on his own (not really), if you leave him he’ll stand for a few seconds and then eventually topple over. This is the same story for Skylar. My Nile does not have  a suction cup, I’m not sure if he is offered with one but it would be a welcome addition. 

If you haven’t tried a weredog super soft XL toy yet I highly recommend you take the plunge. It’s such a different sensation, even on an XL like this there isn’t pain when pushing, just a wild sensation of fullness… Lovely.

Check out my firmness test here:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1NKrKzvfkwo

 

Specs (From Weredog):

  • Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft): 11.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11.2 inches
  • Total Length: 11.8 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200

Check it out here!

Weredog Nile XL Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – Omega XL 

Hankey’s Toys Omega XL Dildo (more like oh my gawd!) was a dildo I bought specifically to use on my HiSmith and Fredorch machines (I actually bought a handful other similar sized toys as well), this is why he is only an L/XL sized toy. Still a large dildo by almost everyone’s standards but in this case he is small enough to really give a good pounding on the sex machines.

The best part of Omega is by far his huge ballsack. I LOVE the sensation of a ball sack smacking mine while getting rammed fast and hard and for that, there is no better toy out there (next best is to put some remove-o-balls on your toys) for that great slapping feeling. This works because the dildo firmness is soft and the ballsack is simply huge. 

Honestly Omega XL really is one of my favorite dildos now. If I weren’t going to use him on my machine I would have gotten the largest size like most of my other toys but for the sex machine the L/XL size is the absolute perfect size for a veteran toy taker.

Like I mentioned above, I got my toy in soft firmness (40% soft), I also ordered mine with the vac-u-hole for easy use on the sex machines. As you might expect, Omega has no problem at all standing on his own, with such a huge base he is easily ridable. 

The main selling point is 100% the huge balls on Omega but the shaft and head are also very enjoyable, with enough girth to satisfy most people (in the L/XL size) and if you go for the 4XL size with a 13.5 inch circumference I doubt there’s anyone who wouldn’t find that stretch filling. The shaft is not overly textured but like most Hankey’s toys it’s a realistic design. 

I recommend you buy Omega in 40% soft (like I do with most my Hankey’s toys now), it just provides (in my opinion) a better, ride where you can focus on the fill – or in this case the ball slapping.

 

Specs (From Hankey’s):

  • Circumference (head): 8.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft base): 10.10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.9 inches
  • Total Length: 11.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $231.00 – I used coupon code for discount

Check it out here!

Omega XL Dildo Review

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Bad Dragon – Terra (Legacy Dildo)

Bad Dragon’s Terra Dildo is a retired model. See the images below for size comparisons!

 

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Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo vs Can

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Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo vs Can
Terra XL vs Can
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Terra M vs Can
Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo vs Can
Terra L vs Can
Bad Dragon small Terra Dildo vs Can
Terra S vs Can
Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo product page
Terra Product Page
Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo size chart
Terra Dildo Size Chart
Bad Dragon Terra Dildo Legacy Real Size
Terra Real Size Chart
Bad Dragon Terra Dildo Legacy
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Terra Dildo Group Photo
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Bad Dragon Terra Dildo Profile
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Shower Stool – For Standing Dildo Ride

Another useful accessory that I purchased for my playtime in the shower is this shower stool. This is designed for people accessibility issues but wouldn’t you know, it works just great to use as a knee height platform to mount your giant dildos to!

I use this when I want to use my toys in a more standing position vs kneeling or squatting, it’s also the best way for me to achieve a handsfree orgasm using my Captain’s Hook or my Chance Flared XL dildos.

So far this stool has held up very well and no rust is visible (just some soap scum). My shower is a relatively large flat bottom shower so this may not work as well if you have a shower/tub combo.

Check it out here!

Shower stool for standing dildo riding

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Shower stool for standing dildo riding

 

Shower stool for standing dildo riding

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kneeler Pads – For raising Toys and Kneeling

How have you made it this long without having kneeler pads for your play sessions? I use these both to kneel on (as intended) and stacking them together to raise my shorter toys up for optimal riding fun!

I use these primarily in the shower but they can be used anywhere. My bad dragon suction toys and Hankey’s suction cups will mostly stay attached to these kneeler pads (as long as you don’t bend the pad while the suction is attached).

I have some larger pads that are less textured that the toy will stay attached too better but these pads are wide enough to put the toys on but skinny enough that you can position a knee on either side quite comfortably.

I highly recommend everyone buy at least one pack of these if they like to ride their toys.

These are waterproof but if you keep them stored damp after cleaning they will develop mold spots. You can soak them in bleach/water solution to clean them but my advise would be to line them up separately to dry after cleaning/rinsing them.

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Kneeler Pads for Dildo Use

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Kneeler Pads for Dildo Use

 

Kneeler Pads for Dildo Use

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sink Protector – For drying Toys in shower 

I like to use my toys in the shower, and even I don’t I still wash them in the shower (using dawn dish soap). When I first started this practice I noticed that some toys got mold on the bottom of their bases. This was due to me leaving them drying on my shower bench/ledge which was a flat surface. After some trial and error I found these sink protectors (and another cheaper more flexible one that I trimmed for max coverage), these sink protectors work as a good drying rack for the toys, they let air circulate between the toy and the shower bench so that mold doesn’t grow.

These are a cost effective way to dry your toys in the shower!

  • Drying Solutions for Giant Silicone Dildos in the shower

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This link below is to a trimmable sink protector here, though this is not the same one I have, which was a rubbermaid that I purchased from my local grocery store.

 

https://amzn.to/4eu6Bge

Sink Protector for Dildo Drying

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Weredog – Juniper XL

Weredog Juniper XL is my first dildo from Weredog, they had a 20% off sale for some reason and I ended up buying 3 toys from them (in two orders). First off let me say that Weredog is the fastest shipping toy company I’ve used. I ordered it Juniper on Monday (7:30PM UK Time) and I had the toy in hand on Friday, it came so fast that I actually had to have it held at the UPS store because I had a house guest over and wasn’t expecting it to arrive while they were at my house, lol. Considering it had to come all the way from Europe (I’m eastern US) this was astonishingly fast.

Shipping was $50 with UPS express but if you order multiple toys the the shipping cost per toy is decreased (though it still does go up overall, just not $50 a toy). That being said, $50 for super fast shipping is worth it when the toy maker ships it out the same or next day. They shipped so fast that I was able to make another order during the same sale once I had received my Juniper in extra soft and knew I wanted more of them! The shipping box was discreet. Inside there were some stickers, a storage bag, the toy and a toy care sheet.

Okay, now lets get on to the toy itself. Like I mentioned above, my toy is an extra soft firmness in extra large size. Juniper is 17 inches long with a head that’s about 3 inches by 3 inches (maybe a bit bigger), Juniper XL is 3.2 inches wide at the medial ring. For comparison’s sake, think about Vector XL from Bad Dragon, Juniper is very similar in size to Vector XL. 

Having Juniper XL in extra soft firmness is a really awesome experience, this means the toy is super squishy and super bendy. You can really snake Juniper all the way inside of you which is simply amazing. Obviously in this firmness with this size, there is no chance Juniper is going to stand on its own. It flops over immediately, I don’t know if a more firm version of Juniper XL would stand on their own but I kind of doubt it.

Weredog also makes a thicker but shorter horse dildo named “Jack” that I almost bought as well (if they have another sale I will), Jack might be able to stand on his own in some cases, though I’m only guessing. In the meantime I’m more than happy with my Juniper XL dildo in extra soft.

Juniper is a mainly smooth dildo with a few wrinkles and veins but the medial ring, the head and the firmness are really why you want to buy it. Being 17 inches but not super thick is also a trait that most users will really appreciate. While I don’t classify Juniper as a riding dildo (at least not to the balls), the large scrotum is also a well crafted and pleasing feature.

I don’t think you can get Juniper with a suction cup base, but if you could that would be a nice upgrade, I know you can’t get Juniper with a cum tube style feature but I’m always going to say that I wish every toy came with that option as it’s a favorite kink of mine.

I paid about $200 all in due to the sale price and I highly recommend any lover of horse cocks give Weredog Juniper XL a try in extra soft. The firmness is what makes this a truly unique experience!

Specs (From Weredog):

  • Circumference (head): 10 inches
  • Max Circumference (medial ring): 10.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.1 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.8 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought a on sale for $160 + shipping

Check it out here!

Weredog Juniper XL Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – Topher Michaels XXXL

Topher Michaels is a super thick dildo. I’ve had him for about a year and since before I decided to start ordering all my gigantic toys in 40% soft firmness. I can still take Topher Michaels but his 75% soft firmness is pretty firm given how thick he is. 

I still love the attention to detail on the shaft and the scrotum, as well as the nicely formed head. My Topher Michaels has a vac-u-lock hole but he will stand without issue on his own, he has a very large base and is correctly weighted!

I don’t have too much to say about Topher Michaels, he is an enjoyable ride, that is aimed at people looking for thick dildos that aren’t overly long. He is not quite as thick as Clyde while being a similar length but he is wider than Rentman XXXL, while being a lot shorter.

I think that if I had purchased him in 40% soft firmness I would use him more but 12+ inches of circumference (13+ at the base) is a lot to take in a medium firmness toy. He’s still an enjoyable ride but I think he’d be better in the 40% soft firmness (as can be said for most mega wide toys). My Rentman XXXL is 75% soft firmness and that seems to be the right firmness for him so it really does depend on the toy!

 

Specs (Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (Shaft Base): 13.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 12 inches
  • Total Length: 13 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.25 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $235.00 – I bought on sale for $180!

Check it out here!

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo Review

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