Nothosaur – Anubis XXL


I ordered my Nothosaur Anubis from Amazon as part of my quest to collect all the horse-like dildos that I can find (lol). Anubis’s character isn’t a horse but because of the shape I’m going to treat him like he is. Anubis XXL is a shorter than some other toys like Hunter Jack XXL (but that’s 20 inches so pretty much everything is shorter than him, lol) but he has a wonderful flare that I measured (see pictures) as being 3.5 inches diameter (in both directions), that is a pretty sizeable flare, of course Nothosaur offers a whole host of other sizes if you think 3.5 inches is too big for you.

Now, even though 3.5 inches is a big flare it’s kind of weird how it feels in practice, Anubis is not all that hard to insert but once he’s in, he stays put like a flared cock should. This is probably due to the drastic drop off in diameter just below the flare. Whatever the reason, this means that you get the fun of the flare without the extreme challenging insertion. Obviously I’m coming at this as a very experienced user so take it with a grain of salt, if you haven’t had 4 inch diameter toys in you before, then you will probably find Anubis XXL plenty challenging…

After the flare, Anubis has a nice bulbous shaft that offers you another sensation if you can manage to push past it and finally you’re met with a wonderfully designed ball sack (much like Hunter Jack and Alcanon (though Graemen still takes the cake in that department).  Anubis is mostly smooth with vertical ridges and a very pronounced medial ring far down the shaft, the draw to Anubis is definitely the shape of that head and the bulging shaft.

Anubis XXL is right below Chance Flared XL when it comes to diameter but something about the design of Anubis makes him easier to take but equally as satisfying on the pullout and the p-spot stimulation. If you are considering Chance Flared XL you should definitely put Anubis XXL on your radar also, especially since Anubis is available on Amazon (or directly from Nothosaur).

Anubis XXL does not stand on his own but it does have a suction cup base so you can suction to the floor and he will stand or suction to a wall. He didn’t have a firmness listed on Amazon but I would say he is as soft as most Bad Dragon soft firmnesses though super-soft toys from weredog would be more soft. Anubis has been very durable with a polished feel instead of a matte feel, I have no reason to think that Anubis won’t stand the test of time and water.

In the end the only downside I would say that Anubis has, is his short-length. That gives him less stature when compared to something like Chance Flared XL or Horse Dildo or Even Conola XL. It doesn’t really matter in terms of usability since 11 inches of usable (from tip to balls) is about as much as most anyone can comfortably take so at least you can actually hilt Anubis unlike most of the super huge horse-like toys. Still though, visually he’d be more appealing if he was longer.

I would definitely recommend Anubis XXL if you’re in the market for a flared horse dildo, there isn’t too much competition out there and I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised with the way the flare goes in… A real treat!

Check out a Youtube video of Anubis’ firmness here: https://youtube.com/shorts/pQg2a1VCYR8?feature=share

 

Specs (Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 11.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (head): 11.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference (bulge): 9.6 inches
  • Total Length: 13.3 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.6 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $239 – I bought on Amazon for $200

Check it out here!

Also available directly from Nothosaur

Nothosaur Anubis XXL Dildo Review

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Nothosaur – Alcanon XL


I ordered my Nothosaur Alcanon XL after browsing the Nothosaur Amazon page. Alcanon peaked my interest because of his great size and awesome textures. Nothosaur was running a coupon code at the time (they might still be) that allowed me to get this XL toy for $153. That’s a pretty good price for a dildo of this size and quality, especially with a built in suction cup.

Alcanon XL is pretty soft, I didn’t have a choice of firmness on amazon but I think he’s a medium firmness. I would definitely recommend this firmness be chosen though, any firmer would be a bit difficult to take given that the bulge on Alcanon is 3.5 by 3.5 inches in diameter!

I really love the shape of Alcanon with the very detailed head, you get two “pop-ins” with this toy. Once for the head and again for the huge bulge I just mentioned. In addition to a great shape, the textured bumps on the head and shaft really set this toy apart.

Alcanon doesn’t currently come with a cum tube option, but this toy does have a built in suction cup. I’ve found that he sticks to tiled wall pretty well with the balls on top, with balls down it still sticks but I’ve found it will eventually fall off. Alcanon also has no problem standing on it’s own which makes this toy super easy to ride.

I highly recommend this beautiful toy, especially if you’re looking for a more budget friendly silicone option (this isn’t a cheap toy, but if you can get it for 150 like I did that’s an amazing buy).

Check out a Youtube video of Alcanon’s firmness here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sjeRDv61nQU

 

Specs (Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 9.8 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 10.4 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.4 inches
  • Total Length: 13.4 inches
  • Usable Length: 11.4 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $289 – I bought on Amazon for $150

Check it out here!

Also available directly from Nothosaur

Nothosaur Alcanon XL Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – XXXCalibur XXL


I bought my XXXCalibur toy in size XXL from Hankey’s Toys about a year ago. I’ve been enjoying him since, but I never got around to writing a review or posting comparison pictures… Well, now I am.

XXXCalibur in XXL is a great toy because he is super long – over 17 inches (yes, that long) – which means he can really get deep inside to provide a level of stimulation that many dildos are either too short, or too wide to accomplish. XXXCalibur is perfect for this job. 

XXXCalibur is an uncut dildo with a tapered head, this makes him ideal not only for sensational play sessions but he can also be a great warm-up toy. I posted a comparison picture vs my XL Sveinn from Bad Dragon (which is one of my current warm-up toys), you can see that they have a very similar shape to start, though the XXXCalibur is more detailed on the shaft with some veins and a little bit of an outline around the tip.

XXXCalibur is also a great toy because of the magnificent balls. I love that Hankey’s Toys takes care of this aspect, lots of dildo makers let the balls kind of morph into the base of the toy, which is good for stability but takes away from the usability and visuals of the balls.

My XXXCalibur dildo in XXL will not stand on his own, the toy I have has a vac-u-hole so I can put him on my Hankey’s 7 inch suction cup to use him on the ground, he leans over a ton still, but he doesn’t fall over when he’s on the suction up. Either way, once you have the tip inserted he is pretty easy to ride and push deeper. My toy is 75% soft, while I think 40% soft would definitely be enjoyable, I’d imagine it would be even harder to stand up in that firmness.

I usually recommend people buy their huge dildos in the softest firmness but XXXCalibur is thin enough that 75% soft works extremely well, he can wiggle and move with your insides so I may recommend just sticking with the 75% soft firmness. Obviously you should go slow and practice before taking this toy to the max, he isn’t super thick but he is extremely long.

I didn’t expect to get such a great feeling from XXXCalibur, but there is definitely something to be said for depth play, once he’s about 10 inches deep, it makes my knees go weak. Amazing!

Sidenote: The webpage calls XXXCalibur “Thor’s Hammer” so I don’t know if this used to be called that or what the deal is, I’d rather type out “Thor’s Hammer” than XXXCalibur like I did about a dozen times in this review but either one is a good name.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 8.00 inches
  • Max Circumference (mid): 10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.2 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00

Check it out here!

XXXCalibur Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – Boss Hogg – XXXL


My Boss Hogg XXXL from Hankey’s Toys is one of the thickest toys I own. At 14 inches of circumference at the widest point, let’s just say that i’m glad I have him in soft firmness.

Boss Hogg is a huge toy, and that’s why you buy him. Outside of the nicely modeled tip, he’s a pretty smooth shaft with no balls. I have remove-o-balls but I haven’t been able to get them on this toy yet… I’m guessing you could, but it would be a massive stretch, it isn’t worth risking tearing my remove-o-balls to try more, especially since Boss Hogg XXXL is so huge that it’s unlikely I or anyone else would be able to ride him all the way down to the balls for it to make a difference anyways.

In 40% soft firmness I am able to get over the bulge in Boss Hogg XXXL, if he were 75% soft I may not be able to since he is really a huge huge toy, just check him out vs a soda can or 1 liter bottle!

I ordered my Boss Hogg with a vac-u-hole like I do with all my Hankey’s toys and it makes him easier to mount but it isn’t really necessary. Boss Hogg will stand on his own and because mine is an XXXL there isn’t really going to be a time when I use him on my f machines.

If you’re looking for the ultimate stretch with a bulge (IE Not simply tapered), I’d definitely recommend Boss Hogg in XXXL or even a smaller size. The only negative is that he isn’t as textured as some other toys but the head is a still a nice pop-in feature.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 14.00 inches
  • Shaft Circumference (base of shaft): 12.25 inches
  • Total Length: 14.65 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.65 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $240.00 (soft and vac-u-hole are upcharges)

Check it out here!

Boss Hogg XXXL Dildo

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Bad Dragon – Tailstretcher Dildo (Legacy Toy)


Images taken from Bad Dragon’s website vis Wayback Machine

 

Bad Dragon Tailstretcher Dildo

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Bad Dragon Tailstretcher Dildo Dimensions
Tailstretcher Sizes

 

Bad Dragon Tailstretcher Dildo
Tailstretcher Legacy Dildo

 

 

Bad Dragon Tailstretcher Product Page
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Weredog – Nile XL


When I bought my first toy from Weredog (A Juniper XL) I was so happy that I immediately bought two other super soft toys, a Skylar XL and this Nile XL. I absolutely love Weredog. They make a really high quality dildo that is also large enough to satisfy, their super soft is actually super soft (so filling!) and their shipping is super fast.

Nile is a fairly normal shaped reptile themed cock. He has a bulge near the tip that thins out towards the base, this gives you a very filling feeling and also lets the super soft squishiness compress a bit at the base but not get too wide that it becomes overly challenging to take. 

Now, in XL Nile is not an easy toy for most to take because he is indeed quite large and when compressed he gets even wider, but in super soft he is so squishy that you can kind of just… keep pushing. lol

I absolutely love the texture and design of the veins, the wrinkles, the scales and the ball sack. I can’t say I feel these features too much due to his size and softness but it really makes him appealing to look at.

Nile will sort of stand on his own (not really), if you leave him he’ll stand for a few seconds and then eventually topple over. This is the same story for Skylar. My Nile does not have  a suction cup, I’m not sure if he is offered with one but it would be a welcome addition. 

If you haven’t tried a weredog super soft XL toy yet I highly recommend you take the plunge. It’s such a different sensation, even on an XL like this there isn’t pain when pushing, just a wild sensation of fullness… Lovely.

Check out my firmness test here:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1NKrKzvfkwo

 

Specs (From Weredog):

  • Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft): 11.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11.2 inches
  • Total Length: 11.8 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200

Check it out here!

Weredog Nile XL Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – Omega XL 


Hankey’s Toys Omega XL Dildo (more like oh my gawd!) was a dildo I bought specifically to use on my HiSmith and Fredorch machines (I actually bought a handful other similar sized toys as well), this is why he is only an L/XL sized toy. Still a large dildo by almost everyone’s standards but in this case he is small enough to really give a good pounding on the sex machines.

The best part of Omega is by far his huge ballsack. I LOVE the sensation of a ball sack smacking mine while getting rammed fast and hard and for that, there is no better toy out there (next best is to put some remove-o-balls on your toys) for that great slapping feeling. This works because the dildo firmness is soft and the ballsack is simply huge. 

Honestly Omega XL really is one of my favorite dildos now. If I weren’t going to use him on my machine I would have gotten the largest size like most of my other toys but for the sex machine the L/XL size is the absolute perfect size for a veteran toy taker.

Like I mentioned above, I got my toy in soft firmness (40% soft), I also ordered mine with the vac-u-hole for easy use on the sex machines. As you might expect, Omega has no problem at all standing on his own, with such a huge base he is easily ridable. 

The main selling point is 100% the huge balls on Omega but the shaft and head are also very enjoyable, with enough girth to satisfy most people (in the L/XL size) and if you go for the 4XL size with a 13.5 inch circumference I doubt there’s anyone who wouldn’t find that stretch filling. The shaft is not overly textured but like most Hankey’s toys it’s a realistic design. 

I recommend you buy Omega in 40% soft (like I do with most my Hankey’s toys now), it just provides (in my opinion) a better, ride where you can focus on the fill – or in this case the ball slapping.

 

Specs (From Hankey’s):

  • Circumference (head): 8.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft base): 10.10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.9 inches
  • Total Length: 11.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $231.00 – I used coupon code for discount

Check it out here!

Omega XL Dildo Review

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Bad Dragon – Terra (Legacy Dildo)


Bad Dragon’s Terra Dildo is a retired model. See the images below for size comparisons!

 

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Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo vs Can

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Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo vs Can
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Terra L vs Can
Bad Dragon small Terra Dildo vs Can
Terra S vs Can
Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo product page
Terra Product Page
Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo size chart
Terra Dildo Size Chart
Bad Dragon Terra Dildo Legacy Real Size
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Bad Dragon Terra Dildo Legacy
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Terra Dildo Group Photo
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Shower Stool – For Standing Dildo Ride


Another useful accessory that I purchased for my playtime in the shower is this shower stool. This is designed for people accessibility issues but wouldn’t you know, it works just great to use as a knee height platform to mount your giant dildos to!

I use this when I want to use my toys in a more standing position vs kneeling or squatting, it’s also the best way for me to achieve a handsfree orgasm using my Captain’s Hook or my Chance Flared XL dildos.

So far this stool has held up very well and no rust is visible (just some soap scum). My shower is a relatively large flat bottom shower so this may not work as well if you have a shower/tub combo.

Check it out here!

Shower stool for standing dildo riding

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Shower stool for standing dildo riding

 

Shower stool for standing dildo riding

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kneeler Pads – For raising Toys and Kneeling


How have you made it this long without having kneeler pads for your play sessions? I use these both to kneel on (as intended) and stacking them together to raise my shorter toys up for optimal riding fun!

I use these primarily in the shower but they can be used anywhere. My bad dragon suction toys and Hankey’s suction cups will mostly stay attached to these kneeler pads (as long as you don’t bend the pad while the suction is attached).

I have some larger pads that are less textured that the toy will stay attached too better but these pads are wide enough to put the toys on but skinny enough that you can position a knee on either side quite comfortably.

I highly recommend everyone buy at least one pack of these if they like to ride their toys.

These are waterproof but if you keep them stored damp after cleaning they will develop mold spots. You can soak them in bleach/water solution to clean them but my advise would be to line them up separately to dry after cleaning/rinsing them.

Check it out here!

Kneeler Pads for Dildo Use

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Kneeler Pads for Dildo Use

 

Kneeler Pads for Dildo Use