Tag: Best Horse Dildos

Nothosaur – Anubis XXL

I ordered my Nothosaur Anubis from Amazon as part of my quest to collect all the horse-like dildos that I can find (lol). Anubis’s character isn’t a horse but because of the shape I’m going to treat him like he is. Anubis XXL is a shorter than some other toys like Hunter Jack XXL (but that’s 20 inches so pretty much everything is shorter than him, lol) but he has a wonderful flare that I measured (see pictures) as being 3.5 inches diameter (in both directions), that is a pretty sizeable flare, of course Nothosaur offers a whole host of other sizes if you think 3.5 inches is too big for you.

Now, even though 3.5 inches is a big flare it’s kind of weird how it feels in practice, Anubis is not all that hard to insert but once he’s in, he stays put like a flared cock should. This is probably due to the drastic drop off in diameter just below the flare. Whatever the reason, this means that you get the fun of the flare without the extreme challenging insertion. Obviously I’m coming at this as a very experienced user so take it with a grain of salt, if you haven’t had 4 inch diameter toys in you before, then you will probably find Anubis XXL plenty challenging…

After the flare, Anubis has a nice bulbous shaft that offers you another sensation if you can manage to push past it and finally you’re met with a wonderfully designed ball sack (much like Hunter Jack and Alcanon (though Graemen still takes the cake in that department).  Anubis is mostly smooth with vertical ridges and a very pronounced medial ring far down the shaft, the draw to Anubis is definitely the shape of that head and the bulging shaft.

Anubis XXL is right below Chance Flared XL when it comes to diameter but something about the design of Anubis makes him easier to take but equally as satisfying on the pullout and the p-spot stimulation. If you are considering Chance Flared XL you should definitely put Anubis XXL on your radar also, especially since Anubis is available on Amazon (or directly from Nothosaur).

Anubis XXL does not stand on his own but it does have a suction cup base so you can suction to the floor and he will stand or suction to a wall. He didn’t have a firmness listed on Amazon but I would say he is as soft as most Bad Dragon soft firmnesses though super-soft toys from weredog would be more soft. Anubis has been very durable with a polished feel instead of a matte feel, I have no reason to think that Anubis won’t stand the test of time and water.

In the end the only downside I would say that Anubis has, is his short-length. That gives him less stature when compared to something like Chance Flared XL or Horse Dildo or Even Conola XL. It doesn’t really matter in terms of usability since 11 inches of usable (from tip to balls) is about as much as most anyone can comfortably take so at least you can actually hilt Anubis unlike most of the super huge horse-like toys. Still though, visually he’d be more appealing if he was longer.

I would definitely recommend Anubis XXL if you’re in the market for a flared horse dildo, there isn’t too much competition out there and I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised with the way the flare goes in… A real treat!

Check out a Youtube video of Anubis’ firmness here: https://youtube.com/shorts/pQg2a1VCYR8?feature=share

 

Specs (Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 11.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (head): 11.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference (bulge): 9.6 inches
  • Total Length: 13.3 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.6 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $239 – I bought on Amazon for $200

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Also available directly from Nothosaur

Nothosaur Anubis XXL Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – XXXCalibur XXL

I bought my XXXCalibur toy in size XXL from Hankey’s Toys about a year ago. I’ve been enjoying him since, but I never got around to writing a review or posting comparison pictures… Well, now I am.

XXXCalibur in XXL is a great toy because he is super long – over 17 inches (yes, that long) – which means he can really get deep inside to provide a level of stimulation that many dildos are either too short, or too wide to accomplish. XXXCalibur is perfect for this job. 

XXXCalibur is an uncut dildo with a tapered head, this makes him ideal not only for sensational play sessions but he can also be a great warm-up toy. I posted a comparison picture vs my XL Sveinn from Bad Dragon (which is one of my current warm-up toys), you can see that they have a very similar shape to start, though the XXXCalibur is more detailed on the shaft with some veins and a little bit of an outline around the tip.

XXXCalibur is also a great toy because of the magnificent balls. I love that Hankey’s Toys takes care of this aspect, lots of dildo makers let the balls kind of morph into the base of the toy, which is good for stability but takes away from the usability and visuals of the balls.

My XXXCalibur dildo in XXL will not stand on his own, the toy I have has a vac-u-hole so I can put him on my Hankey’s 7 inch suction cup to use him on the ground, he leans over a ton still, but he doesn’t fall over when he’s on the suction up. Either way, once you have the tip inserted he is pretty easy to ride and push deeper. My toy is 75% soft, while I think 40% soft would definitely be enjoyable, I’d imagine it would be even harder to stand up in that firmness.

I usually recommend people buy their huge dildos in the softest firmness but XXXCalibur is thin enough that 75% soft works extremely well, he can wiggle and move with your insides so I may recommend just sticking with the 75% soft firmness. Obviously you should go slow and practice before taking this toy to the max, he isn’t super thick but he is extremely long.

I didn’t expect to get such a great feeling from XXXCalibur, but there is definitely something to be said for depth play, once he’s about 10 inches deep, it makes my knees go weak. Amazing!

Sidenote: The webpage calls XXXCalibur “Thor’s Hammer” so I don’t know if this used to be called that or what the deal is, I’d rather type out “Thor’s Hammer” than XXXCalibur like I did about a dozen times in this review but either one is a good name.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 8.00 inches
  • Max Circumference (mid): 10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.2 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00

Check it out here!

XXXCalibur Dildo Review

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Weredog – Juniper XL

Weredog Juniper XL is my first dildo from Weredog, they had a 20% off sale for some reason and I ended up buying 3 toys from them (in two orders). First off let me say that Weredog is the fastest shipping toy company I’ve used. I ordered it Juniper on Monday (7:30PM UK Time) and I had the toy in hand on Friday, it came so fast that I actually had to have it held at the UPS store because I had a house guest over and wasn’t expecting it to arrive while they were at my house, lol. Considering it had to come all the way from Europe (I’m eastern US) this was astonishingly fast.

Shipping was $50 with UPS express but if you order multiple toys the the shipping cost per toy is decreased (though it still does go up overall, just not $50 a toy). That being said, $50 for super fast shipping is worth it when the toy maker ships it out the same or next day. They shipped so fast that I was able to make another order during the same sale once I had received my Juniper in extra soft and knew I wanted more of them! The shipping box was discreet. Inside there were some stickers, a storage bag, the toy and a toy care sheet.

Okay, now lets get on to the toy itself. Like I mentioned above, my toy is an extra soft firmness in extra large size. Juniper is 17 inches long with a head that’s about 3 inches by 3 inches (maybe a bit bigger), Juniper XL is 3.2 inches wide at the medial ring. For comparison’s sake, think about Vector XL from Bad Dragon, Juniper is very similar in size to Vector XL. 

Having Juniper XL in extra soft firmness is a really awesome experience, this means the toy is super squishy and super bendy. You can really snake Juniper all the way inside of you which is simply amazing. Obviously in this firmness with this size, there is no chance Juniper is going to stand on its own. It flops over immediately, I don’t know if a more firm version of Juniper XL would stand on their own but I kind of doubt it.

Weredog also makes a thicker but shorter horse dildo named “Jack” that I almost bought as well (if they have another sale I will), Jack might be able to stand on his own in some cases, though I’m only guessing. In the meantime I’m more than happy with my Juniper XL dildo in extra soft.

Juniper is a mainly smooth dildo with a few wrinkles and veins but the medial ring, the head and the firmness are really why you want to buy it. Being 17 inches but not super thick is also a trait that most users will really appreciate. While I don’t classify Juniper as a riding dildo (at least not to the balls), the large scrotum is also a well crafted and pleasing feature.

I don’t think you can get Juniper with a suction cup base, but if you could that would be a nice upgrade, I know you can’t get Juniper with a cum tube style feature but I’m always going to say that I wish every toy came with that option as it’s a favorite kink of mine.

I paid about $200 all in due to the sale price and I highly recommend any lover of horse cocks give Weredog Juniper XL a try in extra soft. The firmness is what makes this a truly unique experience!

Specs (From Weredog):

  • Circumference (head): 10 inches
  • Max Circumference (medial ring): 10.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.1 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.8 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought a on sale for $160 + shipping

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Weredog Juniper XL Dildo Review

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Naughty Fox – Santos XL/XXL

I bought the Santos XL/XXL dildo from Naughty Fox when they were having a sale a couple months ago, I think I got mine for 20% off? Mine was an in stock toy and I paid 203 + shipping. Because I got an in stock toy I had no choice of firmness or color or accessories. My Santos XL/XXL is medium firmness with no vac-u-lock hole.

You’ll notice that I keep saying XL/XXL and the reason is because I’m not sure what size this is. I bought an XXL, the product page mentions XXL in the description but the sizes available for ordering stop at XL. I’m going to call it XXL for the rest of the review since that’s what the product sizes chart says.

The medium firmness on my Santos XXL is pretty firm. I would have picked soft firmness if I had a choice (and honestly I could have just made a custom order), but I bought medium since it was what was in stock. Getting a softer firmness is a double edged sword as always, while it’s easier to compress the head of a soft firmness toy, it’s also easier to compress the shaft which makes it harder to force in, so honestly I’m not sure what the right firmness is.

Santos is a BIIIIG toy. Sneakily the 3rd biggest horse dildo head I own (behind the Brooklyn Supreme from TTC and the Italian Stallion from JTT), actually Santos might be the widest horse toy with a head that’s over 4.3 inches wide. I think my Brooklyn Supreme is 3.9 and 3.9 where Santos XXL is 4.3 and 3.5 so the two are very close. I have managed to take my Santos XXL (but only once), the same problem exists with the Brooklyn Supreme or Horse Dildo (from Hankey’s) where my wrists/arms get tired trying to keep the shaft from flopping around.

This toy, like most of the giant horse toys is probably best used with a partner. Now, don’t let that comment minimize just how massive the flared head on this is. It’s huge, and even with a partner, only the most experienced are going to be able to use him. I think in soft firmness it might be damn near impossible for a solo user to get Santos XXL in due to the flop but with a partner I bet that’s the ideal firmness to give the head a bit more play. I see on the website that split firmness is an option (for added cost), that’s probably the sweet spot if money is no object.

This is the first toy I’ve bought from Naughty Fox. Overall I would say I’m very happy with the experience. They are located in Germany but the prices included VAT and the shipping costs were very reasonable ($15 to the US). It took 21 days to receive my in stock toy, according to the shipper they didn’t get the toy until 12 days after I ordered it. Now idk if that’s accurate but it did seem like a long time between ordering and shipping though 21 days is not too long for an international toy. My hopes have been raised mainly because John Thomas Toys somehow gets in stock toys to me within 4 days so I know it’s possible.
Honestly none of this would matter to me except for the fact that I picked an in stock toy thinking that it would ship out super quickly. I would have been more patient and ordered an also discounted custom firmness if I had known it was going to take 21 days.

Either way, don’t let that dissaude you from ordering, just have realistic expectations on timeframe. Again, Naughty Fox had very reasonable pricing, especially for a platinum silicone fantasy maker. The quality of the toy is very nice, I would put the firmness in line with a medium from Bad Dragon (in a similarly sized toy), my Santos XXL has a pastel coloring and a matte-not-shiny texture. I haven’t had any issues with cleaning the toy or mold growth but I have not owned it for very long, assuming you dry the toy after cleaning I wouldn’t expect any mold to grow more than with other silicone toys. I can confirm that my Santos XXL does not react with any of my other platinum silicone toys from different brands (as expected), which is a good sign for quality.

Like most horse dildos, the excitement comes from the pop-in and the sheer size fo the toy, there isn’t too much texture on the shaft but once you get the head in you’re not going to be thinking about anything else anyways. I would not say that Santos XXL is a riding dildo, his head is simply too big, he’s a take it slow and look in the mirror kind of toy (IMO).

Would I say that Santos XXL is worth it? If you like giant horse dildos, I would say he definitely is. I’d recommend split firmness with a soft shaft and medium base as I think it would make taking him a bit easier. The fact that Naughty Fox has sales and you can get him for under $300 makes this a good value.

 

Specs (From Naughty Fox):

  • Circumference (head): 12.99 inches
  • Diameter (head): 4.33 x 3.93 inches (4.3 confirmed)
  • Max Circumference (head): 12.99 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.44 inches
  • Total Length: 18.11 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.56 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $260.00 – I bought in-stock on sale for $203

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Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo Review

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Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo vs Soda Can
Santos XXL vs Can
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo vs Bottle
Santos XXL vs Bottle
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo vs Horse Dildo`
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Santos XXL
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo vs Chance Flared XL
Chance Flared XL vs Santos XXL
Chance Flared XL vs Naughty Fox Santos XXL dildo
Chance Flared XL vs Santos XXL
Brooklyn Supreme vs Naughty Fox Santos XXL
Brooklyn Supreme vs Santos XXL
Naughty Fox Santos XXL dildo vs Brooklyn Supreme
Santos XXL vs Brooklyn Supreme
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo Head Diameter
Santos XXL Head Diameter
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo Head Diameter
Santos XXL Head Diameter

 

Twin Tail Creations – The Brooklyn Supreme

The Brooklyn Supreme is the champion of horse dildos. He’s massive, colorful, well shaped and relatively soft. I paid $400 for my Brooklyn Supreme, I had hoped to get a flop or a sale but then this guy came into the inventory and I decided to buy it. Shipping was supre discrete but it wasn’t fast. It took 2.5-3 weeks to get my in-stock toy. That’s not slow compared to most toy makers but it is slow compared to both BD and Hankey’s. My toy straightened out but I was a bit nervous when I opened the box since the head was completely folded over (the box was too small), for a $400 dildo I think it deserves a bigger box lol. My toy does not have a suction cup base and it is in soft firmness.

At 21 inches tall and 4 inches wide at the smallest point, he is truly a sight to behold. Now before you ask, no I haven’t been able to take Brooklyn Supreme yet, I was holding off on this review until I tried it a little more, but now I wanted to get the comparison pictures up on the site since it looks like Brooklyn Supreme is going to be one of those toys that takes a while and/or only works for me sporadically (like Hankey’s Horse Dildo). The problem for me isn’t even the width, I KNOW I can take 4 inch wide toys, they aren’t easy but in soft for sure I can make it work, the problem with The Brooklyn Supreme is the length and the floppiness, same with most horse dildos. My wrists get tired from trying to line it up and keep it from flopping out, which usually ends the play session in surrender. I do not think a medium firmness would be better though I have no experience with Twin Tail Creations’ medium firmness, I feel like soft is the appropriate firmness or maybe split firmness if that ever becomes a thing. 

I fully intend to take The Brooklyn Supreme eventually, with enough warm-up and the right day I know I can take him, but until then he’s going to have to slot into the same category as my Italian Stallion (though the Brooklyn Supreme is markedly softer with a more forgiving head) and my Taurion XL – toys that I haven’t mastered yet. 

Would I recommend Brooklyn Supreme? That’s a tough one. If you think you can take him then for sure it’s worth a look. Even though I can’t take him yet, I still like the looks of him and trying to get him in turns me on anyways. But 400 dollars is a lot to spend on a dildo, and it gets even more expensive if you choose some color options or add a suction cup base. Yes he is a TON of silicone and soft silicone is not cheap. While I did have to pay for shipping, it was cheaper than most other stores at only 11 dollars for west to east coast UPS shipping. 

The Brooklyn Supreme is not a toy that pops up in inventory too often so it’s always a risk to wait for a sale, I think at $300, like I was able to get my Hunter Jack or Andre XXL for, he’s certainly worth it but for $400 it really becomes a tough call. I’m still glad I bought my Brooklyn Supreme just because he looks so great and is so massive but… If you can’t use him, that price is a hard pill to swallow.

 

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 12 inches
  • Max Circumference (ring): 12.75 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13 inches
  • Total Length: 21 inches
  • Usable Length: 18 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $400.00 – Yes, I paid that

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Brooklyn Supreme Dildo Review

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Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Bottle
Brooklyn Supreme vs Bottle
Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs bottle
Brooklyn Supreme vs Bottle
Brooklyn Supreme Dildo Head Depth
Brooklyn Supreme Head Depth
Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs soda can
Brooklyn Supreme vs Can
Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Can
Brooklyn Supreme vs Can
Brooklyn Supreme head width dildo
Brooklyn Supreme Head Width
Brooklyn Supreme Dimensions Twin Tail Creations
Brooklyn Supreme Dimensions
Brooklyn Supreme dildo vs Jackson dildo
Jackson vs Brooklyn Supreme
Brooklyn Supreme vs Horse Dildo
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Brooklyn Supreme
Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Italian Stallion XL dildo
Italian Stallion XL vs Brooklyn Supreme
Seraphina XL vs Brooklyn Supreme Dildo Size
Seraphina XL vs Brooklyn Supreme
Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Santos XXL dildo
Brooklyn Supreme vs Santos XXL
Santos XXL vs Brooklyn Supreme Profile
Santos XXL vs Brooklyn Supreme

 

Nothosaur – Ranger XXL 

I bought my Nothosaur Ranger XXL dildo from Amazon, I don’t think you get a choice of firmness on Amazon, so as a result mine appears to be a medium firmness, though I can’t be certain of that.

Ranger XXL is an ENORMOUS dildo. He’s right up there with Taurion XL (actually Taurion is right up there with Ranger since Ranger came first). In fact, Taurion looks to have taken a few design cues from Ranger XXL.

I have only gotten Ranger XXL in once, the slight taper at the top makes him easier to use vs Taurion XL but it’s not easy by any means, he’s so wide!

The balls on this toy are very detailed and inviting, with veins and fur between. The head of the toy has the nice textured ring around it (which ads to the difficulty of getting him in though), but the rest of the shaft is pretty smooth with only a couple width changes. I haven’t really had the experience to critique the feeling since I’ve only taken him once but I’d imagine like most monster toys the rush comes from simply getting him inside, rather than riding him.

Ranger isn’t available with a cum tube yet, though I hope they will make a version that has one (please make every toy with a cum tube!), the smooth texture of the silicone means that lube will stay on the toy and function well as opposed to some of the more matte toys.

My Ranger XXL has a suction base and has no issue staying put on a tile shower wall, Ranger XXL will easily stand on his own in the firmness I have.

My Ranger came with a keychain, some stickers and burlap style storage bag.

Would I recommend Ranger XXL? Yes, I would. I wish he had a cum tube but if you get him on sale at Amazon, he isn’t too overly expensive for the size. He’s a monster though so either accept that you’re not going to be able to take him or expect to do a lot of training first. If you can take Taurion XL, Baron XL, or maybe Stan XL you can likely take Ranger XXL. 

I paid $250 for my Ranger XXL because Nothosaur had a promotion at the time, it seems like his MSRP on Amazon is now $380 which is a lot to spend (especially if you never use him), his MSRP on Nothosaur’s site is $499 now!!!

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Head Circumference: 14 inches
  • Max Circumference (head):  14 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 12.6 inches
  • Total Length: 14 inches
  • Usable Length: 11.6 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $379.00 – I bought a on sale for $250

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Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo Review

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Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs bottle
Ranger XXL vs 1L Bottle
Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Bottle
Ranger XXL vs 1L Bottle
Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Andre XXL
Ranger XXL vs Andre XXL
Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs can
Ranger XXL vs Can
Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Can
Ranger XXL vs Can
Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Ky'el XL
Ranger XXL vs Ky’el XL
Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Taurion XL
Ranger XXL vs Taurion XL
Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Taurion XL
Ranger XXL vs Taurion XL
Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Marcel XL
Ranger XXL vs Marcel XL
Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Ranger XXL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Hunter Jack XXL
Ranger XXL vs Hunter Jack XXL
Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Hunter Jack XXL
Ranger XXL vs Hunter Jack XXL
Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Taurion L
Ranger XXL vs Taurion L

 

John Thomas Toys – Italian Stallion X large

So, the Italian Stallion X large dildo from John Thomas Toys is the first toy I bought from John Thomas Toys (JTT), having bought three others right after. I got this dildo when it was “on sale” for like 60% off, kind of a fake sale since JTT dildos are on sale quite frequently (IE – Don’t pay full price for them, just wait a week or two for a sale). Shipping from JTT was surprisingly quick, like I received mine quicker than I do from Bad Dragon (depending on the day I order it) or any of the other domestic makers, and that even includes going through customs.

I don’t remember where the toys are shipped from but JTT is located in the UK while it says the toys are made in China. Shipping to the US was handled via ParcelForce and was discreet (the box came heavily taped). The only non-discreet thing was a packing slip that somewhat made reference to the contents (probably needed for customs). But unless you opened up the pouch you wouldn’t see it.

Shipping times to the eastern US took between 3 and 5 days from time of order.
Now let’s get to this behemoth Italian Stallion X large dildo. First off… no, I cannot take this dildo yet. I got close the other day but my wrists got tired. Even though this is supposedly the soft firmness, it is a very firm dildo. More firm than most medium firmness dildos from Bad Dragon or Hankey’s toys. I’d say it is on par with the medium firmness dildos from exotic-erotics. Despite the firmness, this dildo will not stand on his own, it does have a vac-u-lock hole on the bottom so I’m sure I could use the Hankey’s toys suction cup and get it to stand up for the most part but being 25 inches long, good luck kneeling over that lol.
The best bet is to just hold it in position while you lower yourself onto it.
Like I said earlier, I have not been able to take this massive dildo, I got very very close for the first time the other day, he was about to pop-in but after trying for a solid 10 minutes my wrist just wasn’t having it anymore. I will keep trying, this is my new goal… If this dildo was as soft as a Bad Dragon soft, or a Hankey’s soft I think I would be able to get him in already (it would still be a struggle no doubt), but as is I haven’t mastered him yet. 

This toy is about 4.5 inches wide at the tip and 25 inches long with 22 inches of usable (haha no), length before the base. It gets wider at the first ring and keeps getting wider til the base. I haven’t weighed it but he’s definitely as heavy as my XXL Andre from Bad Dragon.

John Thomas Toys’ silicone feels different than the other makers, it’s closer to Hankey’s and exotic-erotics silicone (the medium silicone) in texture and feel than it is to Bad Dragon, as you can see from the pictures it tends to get a bit ashy after it dries. I’m not sure why this is, and I don’t coat it with corn starch or anything. I store it with all my other silicone toys and it has had no reaction so I assume it is still platinum silicone as stated.

I had no issue with this Italian Stallion X large dildo but another toy I purchased did seem to have a warped (bulging) based which was kind of annoying. I’m guessing I could have requested a refund/return but I didn’t even bother. 

Would I recommend the Italian Stallion X large? Well, my answer is maybe. Don’t even bother with the medium firmness, if this is soft the medium is absolutely unusable. I am going to keep trying to take this monster cock but the firmness makes it a real challenge (though it could also just be the fact that it’s a 4.5 inch wide horse cock), at the price I paid (169 GBP/213 USD with shipping) he IS a bargain for how big he is.

I ordered another giant horse cock named the Brooklyn Supreme that isn’t as long as this and that was $400, just like my Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL with tube when not on sale. Now the Italian Stallion X large “lists” for 499 GBP which is obviously ridiculous. I wouldn’t pay that ever since this is a toy that you probably won’t ever be able to use… but at 170GBP including shipping I think it’s worth it for fans of Horsecock. It’s impossible to grasp just how huge this thing is without seeing it in person. Even if I never get it in, I get a massive turn on just from fantasizing about it and looking at him. 

My toy came with a tiny and useless (for this toy) vac-u-lock suction cup and a storage bag.

Specs (From John Thomas Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 12.99 inches
  • Max Circumference (base of shaft): 16.53 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 14.17 inches
  • Total Length: 25 inches
  • Usable Length: 22 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): 500 GBP – I bought on sale for 150GBP

Check it out here!

John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo Review

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John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo vs Can
Italian Stallion XL vs Can
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo vs Can
Italian Stallion XL vs Can
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo vs Werehorse Flared XL
Italian Stallion XL vs Werehorse Flared XL
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo vs Bottle
Italian Stallion XL vs Bottle
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo vs Bottle
Italian Stallion XL vs Bottle
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo vs Werehorse Flared XL
Italian Stallion XL vs Werehorse Flared XL
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo vs Vector XL
Italian Stallion XL vs Vector XL
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo vs Chance XL
Italian Stallion XL vs Chance XL
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo
Italian Stallion XL Dildo
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo Review
Italian Stallion XL Width
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Italian Stallion XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Italian Stallion XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo Review
Italian Stallion XL Length
John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo Review
Italian Stallion XL Width 2

 

Hankey’s Toys – Horse Dildo II – 4XL

Horse Dildo II from Hankey’s is the newest horse dildo they offer (even though Horse Dildo I isn’t that old of a model either). I jumped at the option to purchase Horse Dildo II since he’s a giant horse dildo without the flare so he’s much easier to use all the time. Yes, you do lose a bit of the experience without the pop-in but he’s a very satisfying ride nonetheless.
I would equate Horse Dildo II to Lampwick Uncut (he’s very similar in shape and size, as you can see from the pictures). I have my Horse Dildo II in 40% soft firmness, this color is supposedly burnt ember but it seems lighter than what I was expecting. Honestly I don’t ever have a very strong color preference so I didn’t think too much of it.
Horse Dildo II will not stand on his own, even when using the suction cup he’ll flop off eventually. Maybe in 75% soft firmness he’d be able to stand but definitely not in the softer firmness variety. He’s a long and slightly curved toy, though the balls at the bottom do provide some nice low-down heft. Like Lampwick, these are 360 degree balls, so if that’s your kink, you’ll be delighted. 
I’ve managed to take Horse Dildo II past the medial ring, he’s a really thick toy the whole way down so going all the way to the balls will be a huge challenge, definitely doable but it’ll take the right prep and some practice.

I think Horse Dildo II works in 40% soft firmness or even the standard medium firmness. His head is forgiving enough that the firmness isn’t as important as it might be on something like Kane Korso or the original Horse Dildo.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 10.75 inches
  • Max Circumference (ring): 13.75 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13 inches
  • Total Length: 19.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 15.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $306.00 – I used coupons for cheaper price
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Horse Dildo 2 4XL Hankeys
Horse Dildo 2 – 4XL

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Horse Dildo 2 vs Can
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Can
Horse Dildo 2 vs Bottle
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Bottle 2
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Bottle Profile
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Bottle 2
Horse Dildo 2 vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL (side)
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Ky'el XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Ky’el XL

 

Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL (side)

 

Bad Dragon – Seraphina XL

I’m not sure why it took me so long to review Seraphina XL, I think I thought I already had… Anyways, I have 3 of these bad boys. I have one in medium firmness (pictured), another in soft firmness with no attachments and then another in soft firmness that’s identical to the one pictured with cumtube and suction cup. I recommend soft firmness given the toy’s length and girth – that’s why I have 3 of them, I bought the medium firmness first and then the soft with no attachments and once I decided I liked the ride I bought another fully loaded soft firmness.

Seraphina XL is the biggest horse dildo (maybe the biggest dildo outside of Andre XXL?) that Bad Dragon sells. At nearly 20 inches long and 3.6 inches tip diameter, he’s a wonderful toy for size queens and at this size, his price is a great value considering the other options on the market (especially if you get a flop like I did).

Seraphina won’t stand up on his own (even in medium), unless you have him suction cupped to the floor (even then a soft won’t really stay up), but he will easily stay affixed to a shower tile wall. Seraphina XL doesn’t have the huge pop-in like Chance XL Flared but he bests Vector XL and Chance Unflared XL easily in this category. Like with Vector XL I have achieved a hands-free finish with Seraphina XL but again, thanks to the ease of achieving it with Chance XL Flared or Captain’s Hook, I don’t use Seraphina XL for that purpose as often as I could. 

Seraphina is technically a knotted toy (4.6 inch diameter) but for me that is irrelevant on the XL size. I can get to the knot but that’s it, the toy is simply too long for me to push past the knot, I’m sure someone out there has been able too but it’s not me. Honestly I like the knot visually but I think the toy is plenty exciting enough without taking the knot. The lumps and texture on this toy make for one of the most unique horse-dildo experiences you can find. If you’re big into equine style dildos like I am, Seraphina XL is an absolute must. 

 

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 11 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 14.13 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11.13 inches
  • Total Length: 19.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 16.88 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

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Seraphina XL
Seraphina XL

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Seraphina XL vs bottle
Seraphina XL vs 1L Bottle
Seraphina XL vs bottle
Seraphina XL vs 1L Bottle 2
Seraphina XL Profile
Seraphina XL Profile
Seraphina XL vs Can
Seraphina XL vs Can
Seraphina XL vs Vector XL
Vector XL vs Seraphina XL
Chance XL vs Seraphina XL
Chance XL vs Seraphina XL
Ky'el XL vs Seraphina XL
Ky’el XL vs Seraphina XL
Hunter Jack XXL vs Seraphina XL
Hunter Jack XXL vs Seraphina XL
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Seraphina XL
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Seraphina XL

 

Bad Dragon – Vector – XL

Up until I started really using my Chance Flared XL and (even more recently, my Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL), Vector was my favorite go to horse dildo. He is wide enough that he’s satisfying but not too wide (like Hankey’s Horse Dildo or John Thomas’ Stallion) that it’s a huge challenge just to get in. That made Vector the perfect playtoy for someone who loves horsecock.
My Vector XL is in medium firmness with a suction cup and a cum tube. I would like to try him in soft firmness just because that’s my go to now, but medium firmness is totally serviceable with Vector XL if you’re used to taking massive dildos.

A common complaint with Vector XL is his lack of texture. This is true, he is a mostly smooth shaft (especially when comparing him to something like Seraphina) but the head shape, thickness and length more than makes up for any lack of texture. If you manage to hilt Vector XL, you’re going to be feeling the pressure deep inside of you (and on your prostate if you’ve got one). Vector has given me a handsfree orgasm in the past but I haven’t worked at it in a while since Captain’s Hook and Chance Flared will give me one every time.  

If you’re looking to size up from Chance Unflared XL but don’t want to risk the texture of Seraphina or the scary flare of Chance Flared XL, Vector is absolutely the way to go. He’s longer and wider than Chance unflared so he’s the next logical stepping stone.  While I rarely ever use my Chance unflared dildo anymore (just too skinny compared to my plethora of other horse dildos now), I still do regularly use my Vector XL.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 9.94 inches
  • Medial Ring Circumference: 9.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.13 inches
  • Total Length: 17.88 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

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Bad Dragon Vector XL
Vector – XL

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Vector XL vs Bottle
Vector XL vs Bottle
Vector XL vs Bottle 2
Vector XL vs Bottle 2
Chance XL vs Vector XL
Chance XL vs Vector XL
Lampwick Uncut 4XL vs Vector XL
Lampwick Uncut 4XL vs Vector XL
Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL vs Vector XL
Hunter Jack XXL vs Vector XL

 

Vector XL vs Soda Can
Vector XL vs Soda Can