Author: GiantDildos

Bruce – One Size

 

There are very few dildos that I regret spending money on, I’d say that Nocturne, Helius and Bruce make up that list. Unfortunately for me, Bruce is not worth the price of admission. I should have put more thought into it before I purchased it but he was a drop toy and I kept hearing everyone talk about how sought after he is (no question he’s very unique) and I Just bought him on a whim. To make it worse, Bruce is a legacy toy so I had no idea what the dimensions where at the time of purchase!

As a man, Bruce’s unique shape is pretty much useless, if I were a woman this would be a different story since Bruce is meant for DP in both holes.

Bruce is only available in one size, he’s not too big and not too small (in the girth department), though he it too short to make easy use of at only 6 inches of usable length. As a man, the only way to take advantage of both of Bruce’s units would be to hold them together and shove them in, which you can, it’s just not really worth it IMO.

My Bruce has a suction cup and he’s not available with a cumtube. 

I don’t want to seem too harsh on Bruce, I’m sure he turns a lot of people on, if you have a shark fetish or are a woman I bet he’s a great toy. But for me, for my likes, for my body, he’s a definite miss.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 4 inches (one side)
  • Max Circumference: 7.5 inches (one side)
  • Total Length: 8.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 6.2 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $150.00

 

Legacy Toy (No BD Page)

 

Bad Dragon Bruce One Size Dildo Review
Bruce – One Size

 

 

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Bruce vs Soda Can
Bruce vs Soda Can

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ky’el – XL

 

So, I currently have two Ky’el dildos in size XL (and one in Large). Why do I have two XLs? well, simply put, one is medium firmness and the other is soft. I got the medium firmness first and then decided I wanted to try the soft. Is soft worth it over medium? Kinda. 
Ky’el is a huge dildo, like super massive (see comparison pictures), while the head is tapered enough to get in easily (for me), it’s genuinely hard to go more than a couple inches past the head due to the sheer girth of this bad boy. I bought the soft firmness thinking maybe it would make it easier to go deeper but for me, it really didn’t make much of a difference… Either firmness works well for Kyle (though the little bit of texture on the head feels much more stimulating in medium firmness).

In medium, Ky’el easily stands on his own, even in Soft I think he would stand on his own if mine wasn’t a suction cup version (speaking of which, he easily stays attached to my tiled shower wall).

Neither of my Ky’els have a cum tube and I wish I had found one that did (both were very minor flops). Aside from the sheer size of this toy (with the amazingly satisfying head), my favorite part of the Ky’el design is the 360 degree ball sack that is amazingly shaped and textured. In smaller sizes you can all the way down and it’s super satisfying having those perfect balls hit you with every thrust. In certain angles I can make the XL balls touch me when inserted but again, it’s really hard (for me) to take the XLs super far down. 

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 11 inches
  • Max Circumference: 13 inches
  • Total Length: 17.13 inches
  • Usable Length: 12.75 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought a flop for $160

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Ky'el XL Dildo Review

 

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Bad Dragon Sveinn XL Dildo vs Ky'el XL Dildo

Sveinn XL vs Ky’el XL

Bad Dragon Ky'el L Dildo vs Ky'el XL Dildo
Ky’el L vs Ky’el XL
Ky'el XL vs 1 Liter Bottle
Ky’el XL vs 1 Liter Bottle
Bad Dragon Ky'el XL Dildo vs Bad Dragon Bishop XL Dildo
Ky’el XL vs Bishop XL 

 

Ky'el XL vs Soda Can
Ky’el XL vs Soda Can
Ky'el XL vs Chance XL
Ky’el XL vs Chance XL

 

Flint XL vs Ky'el XL
Flint XL vs Ky’el XL
Hankey's Toys Clip-Clop 4XL vs Bad Dragon Ky'el XL
Clip-Clop 4XL vs Ky’el XL

 

 

 

 

Flint – XL

 

Bad Dragon’s Flint in XL size is quite the beast. I actually owned (still own?) a Large Flint in medium firmness. Luckily, my XL Flint is soft firmness, which is absolutely what I’d recommend. Flint is similar to Pearce in that he’s not too long but boy is he thick. Unlike Pearce, Flint does have some great texture along the shaft but it’s not too overwhelming (especially in soft), it’s just right to provide an enjoyable ride.

Flint is one of those toys that just keeps getting wider as it goes down, which is  both good and bad, it’s good because you can ALWAYS push yourself to do a little more and because of the tapered head, you can start with relatively little experience. The bad part of this shape (same goes for all graduated toys) is that there is no pop-in, there isn’t really a “goal” like with a knotted toy. 

Does that mean I don’t recommend Flint? No, I’m still glad I have him, I liked him enough that I wanted to size up from L to XL, but if you’re looking for a pop-in toy or a long toy then Flint isn’t going to be for you… Flint is a thick boi and that’s what you need to be looking for if you buy him.

I bought Flint XL in soft firmness with a cumtube. He was a minor flop so the color choice was out of my control, though I don’t mind it (just kind of boring IMO).

 

Dimensions from Bad Dragon (inches):
Head (Diameter): 2.15

Head (Circumference): 8.75

Shaft (Diameter): 4.5

Shaft (Circumference): 13.5

Total Length: 13.25

Msrp (As ordered) – $220.00

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Bad Dragon Flint XL Dildo Review GiantDildos.net
Flint – XL

 

 

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Flint XL vs 1 Liter Bottle

Flint XL vs 1 Liter Bottle 

Flint XL vs Soda Can
Flint XL vs Soda Can

 

Flint XL vs Ky'el XL
Flint XL vs Ky’el XL

 

Bad Dragon Flint XL Dildo vs Bad Dragon Bumblehooves XL Dildo
Flint XL vs Bumblehooves XL

 

 

 

 

 

Chance Flared – XL

 

Chance Flared XL from Bad Dragon is a hell of a dildo. First off, let me say that he is only one of two dildos I own that can reliably give me a handsfree orgasm (the other being Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys), the shape of his head hits all the right spots on the upstroke and downstroke, I’d argue that he provides an even stronger orgasm than Captain’s Hook does (though he’s a bit harder to use).
My Change Flared XL is in medium firmness but it honestly feels like soft firmness, he will not stand on his own for more than a half second, I actually had to prop him up with a pen for the picture on the right. It would be impossible for me to say that the lack of rigidity is a bad thing, you want Chance Flared to work his way deep inside and massage that p-spot so anything too firm is going to cause great discomfort.
While Chance Flared is not my largest dildo he gives one of the most unique experiences. Sometimes he tickles the nerves so much that i feel tingles in other parts of the body (is that good or scary?), you can ride him after some practice and a lot of lube but I certainly wouldn’t let the Hismith machine have control over him.
I bought my Chance Flared with a cumtube like I try to get most of my BD toys with and I don’t regret it at all, if you’re into cum play then you’re gonna love the gushing when you let Chance fill you up and then pull his flared head out!
So would I recommend Chance Flared XL? You’re damn right I would, he has become one of my all-time favorites. I was scared at first but after getting more experienced, he is nothing but enjoyable, an everyday toy for me.

I would recommend Chance Flared in medium or maybe soft firmness (medium is already pretty soft), or ideally split firmness with a firm base to make him stand up more easily.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 10.75 inches
  • Max Circumference: 10.75 inches
  • Total Length: 16.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 15 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

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Bad Dragon Chance Flared XL Dildo Review GiantDildos.net
Chance Flared – XL

 

 

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Horse Dildo vs Chance Flared
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Chance Flared XL

 

Bad Dragon Chance Flared XL Dildo vs Chance Unflared XL Dildo
Chance Flared XL vs Chance Unflared XL Size Comparison

 

 

Chance Unflared vs 1 Liter bottle

Chance Flared XL vs 1 Liter Bottle 

Chance Flared XL vs Chance Flared XL (legacy)
Chance Flared XL vs Chance Flared XL (legacy)

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Mikey – XXL

 

The Mikey in XXL is one of those toys I bought just because they were on sale when Isaac X was and I wanted to get another toy for under the same shipping cost. Now that I’ve told you why I wound up with him (who is by all accounts on the shorter end of Hankey’s dildos in its top-size), let me tell you why I’m glad I did.

The Mikey (Mikey) in XXL is an amazing toy for use on a sex machine. Most of my giant dildos are way too big to comfortably get rammed repeatedly by a hismith, but Mikey is perfect for the situation. Mikey is short enough that you can go balls-deep every thrust but he’s still almost 11 inches in circumference on the shaft. Let me tell you, if you haven’t experienced the awesome sensation of getting rammed hard by an 11 inch girthy cock while his balls slap yours, you are absolutely missing out. 

I purchased my Mikey in 75% soft firmness, and I think that’s the right call if you want to be easily rammed fast and hard. 40% soft might also work (I’d be interested to try it to see if it’s stiff enough to work well on the machine), but I can’t vouch for that. I got my Mikey with an attachment hole, he will 100% stay on the suction cup on the wall, or on the hismith without issue. Mikey doesn’t have an issue standing on his own but he is a bit top-heavy in the XXL variant. I recommend the attachment hole and suction cup, even for use on the floor.

I compare Mikey to Cockmaker, they are similar girths while Cockmaker is a couple inches longer. I’ve said that Cockmaker is the upper limit of a riding dildo, Mikey is the perfect riding (or is it, ramming?) dildo.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 9.25 inches
  • Max Circumference: 10.9 inches
  • Total Length: 11.15 inches
  • Usable Length: 9 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $174.32

 

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You can buy Mikey directly from Hankey’s Toys

 

The Mikey Header
The Mikey XXL

 

 

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Cockmaker XXL vs Mikey XXL
Cockmaker XXL vs The Mikey XXL

 

Cockmaker vs Mikey
Cockmaker vs Mikey XXL

 

 

 

Hankey's Toys Clip-Clop 4XL vs The Mikey XXL
Clip-Clop 4XL vs The Mikey XXL

 

 

The Mikey vs Bottle
The Mikey XXL vs 1 Liter Bottle

 

 

 

 

Oni – XXL

 

Oni is a toy I bought from Hankey’s Toys after purchasing Captain’s Hook from them. I was searching for another toy that gave great P-Spot stimulation and on paper the Oni looked to fit the bill. 
Unfortunately for me, Oni doesn’t stimulate the p-spot like Captain’s Hook.
As you might have guessed, I’m a very experienced hole, so maybe problem for is the size but for others it wouldn’t be an issue. Oni is less girthy at the tip and slightly thinner overall, it’s 2 inches longer in usable length vs Captain’s Hook and the curve seems more than adequate but for some reason I don’t get the same instant hands-free stimulation that I do with Captain’s Hook. I have the largest size in both dildos.
That being said, Oni is certainly one of the prettiest, most ornate dildos I own. The crafting on this mold is superb, when you’re looking at it, you can actually see a creature with horns in that follows the same pattern throughout. It’s a REALLY detailed toy.

I purchased mine in the 75% soft variant with an attachment hole.
My advice with Oni is that if you aren’t currently maxed out on Captain’s Hook size, give Oni a shot. There is more than a decent chance that you will get the same experience I do from Captain’s Hook, and probably even more instant. If you’re looking for a beautiful dong or one that has a  unique experience (but don’t care about p-spot stimulation) then Oni is definitely for you regardless of where you sit in the size journey. Being so tapered at the top means that most of you (if you’re here I assume you’ve dabbled in large dildos) will be able to make the largest Oni work after some stretching. Oni goes from a 7 inch circumference to about 10 inches at the base so at no point should Oni be too much to handle in the girth department.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 7 inches
  • Max Circumference: 10.25 inches
  • Total Length: 15 inches
  • Usable Length: 12.75 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $213.90

(will add more pictures soon)

 

Check it out here!

You can buy Oni directly from Hankey’s Toys

 

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Oni vs Soda Can

Oni XXL vs Soda Can 

Oni XXL vs 1 liter bottle
Oni XXL vs 1 Liter Bottle

 

 

Oni vs Can Side View
Oni XXL vs Soda Can (alt)

 

Oni Front
Oni XXL Front View

 

 

 

Cockmaker – XXL

 

Technically called @Cockmaker (I didn’t put that in the title or URL because that wreaks havoc with any SEO stuff), the Cockmaker dildo from Hankey’s Toys is the upper limit of what I’d consider a riding dildo. The Mikey (see comparison photos) is the perfect size riding dildo IMO and Cockmaker (in XXL) is the upper limit of what I’d be able to use comfortably with my sex machine. 
That being said, there are always smaller sizes available (XXL is the largest) but this website is called “GiantDildos.net”, not “AverageDildos.net”, so of course I got the largest size, lol.
At just over 12 inches total and 10 inches insertable, Cockmaker can be taken fully which is a nice sensation having the balls slap you on the sex machine (just like with The Mikey), and at a circumference of nearly 11 inches on the shaft it’s basically the same girt as The Mikey but with an extra inch or two of usable length. 
I purchased mine in 75% soft firmness with the attachment hole. I’d highly recommend the attachment hole, especially if you’re going to try and use him with a hismith. 75% soft is definitely usable and enjoyable (I wouldn’t go any firmer), though I’m on a softness kick now so I’d consider 40% soft (can’t vouch for the stiffness/usability but I doubt it would be an issue).
The beauty of dildos like Cockmaker is the tapered tip, this means that you can work your way up to it, Cockmaker has a pronounced head which gives a satisfying pop-in but unlike toys with a blunt head like the Horse Dildo, you can line it up and push it through, so softer firmnesses shouldn’t be an issue. 

Cockmaker has no issue standing on his own, I still recommend getting the attachment hole and the large suction cup for ease of use on the ground. Cockmaker in XXL can almost stay on the wall using the suction up (the cup doesn’t fall off but the toy – like most long heavy toys with the attachment hole will fall off the suction cup), it’s about 50/50 whether it stays on, which makes it more usable than others like Rentman or Clip-Clop (obviously) that fall off immediately. 

TLDR: Cockmaker is a wonderful toy to ride if you want something longer but not too long and wide but not too wide.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 9.5 inches
  • Max Circumference: 11.13 inches
  • Total Length: 12.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.25 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $213.90

Check it out here!

You can buy Cockmaker directly from Hankey’s Toys

Cockmaker XXL

 

 

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Cockmaker XXL vs 1 Liter Bottle

Cockmaker XXL vs Bottle 

Cockmaker vs Mikey
Cockmaker vs Mikey

 

 

Cockmaker XXL vs Mikey XXL

Cockmaker XXL vs The Mikey XXL 

Cockmaker XXL vs Pearce XL
Cockmaker XXL vs Pearce XL
Cockmaker vs Pearce (Alt)
Cockmaker XXL vs Pearce XL – Alt

 

 

 

 

Clip-Clop – 4XL

 

Clip-Clop in 4XL might be the largest dildo I own, it’s easier to use than Hankey’s Horse Dildo (4XL) because of a tapered tip and more rigid shaft but comparing the two I think that Clip-Clop is actually girthier. I bought Clip-Clop in 4XL when he was a featured toy for 15% off, otherwise I think he’s quite an expensive toy to buy at $270, with the featured toy discount and the special 15 promo code he became much more reasonable.
I love my Clip-Clop but let me say right now if you’re looking for texture you should look somewhere else, there really isn’t too much to Clip-Clop outside of the massive size and a satisfying pop-in of the head if used with balls forward. If used balls backward I noticed I don’t get the pop-in sensation.
An added benefit for me as a Horse Dildo 4XL owner is that Clip-Clop is amazing at prepping me to get the Horse Dildo in. If my Horse Dildo wasn’t 40% soft I think it would be a lot easier but since it is (and I think 40% soft is the right play once you get it in), it’s very difficult to force it in without using a super large toy like Clip-Clop immediately preceding it.
I bought Clip-Clop in black color and 75% soft firmness with an attachment hole. Like virtually every Hankey’s Toy that I own, Clip-Clop is WAAAY too big and heavy to stay on the suction cup on a wall, but the attachment hole is still very useful when you have it on the floor as a way to prevent the toy from sliding around.

Bottom line, this toy is a must-have for ultimate size-queens. It’s huge but very usable (for experienced riders) due to the tapered tip. Someone else described it as a Rentman that went through a penis bump but to me the shapes are very different with Rentman being more of a flattened shaft where this is more rounded. But yes, this is much bigger than Rentman. 

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 11.75 inches
  • Max Circumference: 14.25 inches
  • Total Length: 17.25 inches
  • Usable Length: 14 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $269.90

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You can buy Clip-Clop directly from Hankey’s Toys

Hankey's Toys Clip-Clop 4XL Review

 

 

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Hankey's Toys Clip-Clop 4XL vs Soda Can

Clip-Clop 4XL vs Soda Can

Hankey's Toys Clip-Clop 4XL vs Soda Can 2
Clip-Clop 4XL vs Soda Can (alt)
Hankey's Toys Clip-Clop 4XL vs 1 Liter Bottle
Clip-Clop 4XL vs 1 Liter Bottle

 

Hankey's Toys Clip-Clop 4XL vs Bad Dragon Ky'el XL

Clip-Clop 4XL vs Ky’el XL

 

Hankey's Toys Clip-Clop 4XL vs The Mikey XXL
Clip-Clop 4XL vs The Mikey XXL

 

 

 

 

Alien Breeder – XXXL

 

Alien Breeder from Hankey’s Toys is without question the weirdest toy I own, I’m not really sure what it is but I think it’s modeled after the head of the Alien from the movie with the same name. The toy even looks like i thas a face. I the shape is what drove me to purchase the Alien Breeder, it’s smooth on one side and anything but on the other. 

If I were to describe the Alien Breeder in one word it would be “texture”… If you’re looking for an insane sensation of ribs and ridges like you’ve (probably) never felt before, this is the toy you want to buy.

Make no mistake, this toy is massive when it comes to girth, I got the largest XXXL size and it’s a challenge to take it past the bump, doable on 75% soft firmness for sure but it might be more enjoyable at 40% soft firmness (like everything girthy and long). 

My Alien Breeder does have the attachment hole but the toy will stand on its own. If you were to ride it, you’d probably be better off attaching it to a suction cup since the base isn’t that large and the toy is a bit top heavy.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference near head: 9.5 inches
  • Circumference near middle: 12.5 inches
  • Overall Length: 15 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.37 inches 
  • MSRP (XXXL): $214.95 (remember to check promo codes like “Special15” or wait for the black friday sale/featured item discounts if you want a better price.

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You can buy the Alien Breeder directly from Hankey’s Toys

Hankey's Toys Alien Breeder XXXL Dildo GiantDildos.net Review
Alien Breeder – XXXL

 

 

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Alien Breeder XXXL vs Soda Can

Alien Breeder XXXL vs Soda Can 

Alien Breeder XXXL vs 1 liter bottle
Alien Breeder XXXL vs 1 liter bottle

 

 

Hankey's Toys Rentman XXXL Dildo vs Alien Breeder XXXL Dildo
MHT Rentman XXXL vs MHT Alien Breeder XXXL Size Comparison

 

 

 

 

 

 

SOLATOK – Large

 

The Solatok dildo from Mr. Hankey’s is a very unique experience. Aside from a name that I simply cannot remember how to spell, it features a wonderful knot after a not-so-long shaft. If you’re looking for a thick knot experience I’d recommend you check out Solatok. Unlike so many other toys (aside from horsecocks) the Solatok has a VERY blunt head, it’s almost along the lines of Sleipnir from Bad Dragon. Solatok (for me) is not hard to get in (it’s hard to knot) in the large size, the firmness (75% soft) makes it really easy to push throw the opening.

IF I were to recommend a firmness, I’d probably recommend 75% soft or 40% soft because this is a knotted toy and those are really difficult to get in sometimes, a little but of give goes a long way. 

I have my Solatok with the attachment hole, while the toy does not need a suction cup to stand, this toy is both short enough to affix to the wall AND the attachment hole gives you a little more peace of mind that this won’t get “stuck” in you after the knot (lol). I’m considering trying the largest size (XXL) which is one size up from the large (idk), but the 15 inch knot is quite scary, perhaps in 40% soft it would be manageable. 

At the end of the day, knotted toys are an acquired taste, they were not one of my favorite options until recently (I think one of my other reviews even says so) but now I can’t get enough of them. Such a kinky experience!

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference near Head: 8.9 inches
  • Circumference at Knot: 12 inches
  • Overall Length: 9.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 8.75 inches
  • MSRP (Large): $158.95

Check it out here!

You can buy the SOLATOK dildo directly from Hankey’s Toys

Hankey's Toys Solatok L Dildo
Solatok – L

 

 

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Solatok L vs Soda Can
Solatok L vs Soda Can