Bad Dragon – Kippy (Legacy)
Screenshots taken from Bad Dragon’s website via Wayback Machine.
Kippy is a One-Size dildo.
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Bad Dragon – Kona Dildo (Legacy Toy)
I’ve taken some screenshots of the Bad Dragon website since this is now a legacy toy. I did once own a Kona long before I started this site but I sold it, the XL size wasn’t big enough and the texture was too smooth for me to really enjoy it. Obviously I’m in the minority here though because this is a pretty sought after toy!
XL Specs (From Bad Dragon):
- Circumference (head): 6.5 inches
- Max Circumference (shaft): 10 inches
- Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
- Total Length: 12 inches
- Usable Length: 9.75 inches
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Hankey’s Toys – Knaughty Dragon
I got my Knaughty Dragon XL (absolutely love the name) from Hankey’s toys when I bought my Ogre 4XL. I got both toys in 40% soft though the Knaughty Dragon probably would work well in the standard 75% soft firmness. I wish I could have gotten my Knaughty Dragon in the exclusive Slime Green color from the website but I wasn’t willing to spend another $30 for the coloration so I went with gunmetal grey and metallic effect. I’m super happy with the way it turned out though I think the green would have still been better.
My toy has a vac-u-lock hole and I think that’s probably the right play (more on that in a bit), though surprisingly the Knaughty Dragon WILL stand on his own. Even in the 40% soft firmness. I was really surprised to see him able to stand up, Of course riding him without a suction base might be a different story so that’s why I think that the vac-u-lock hole is still the right choice here. If you get the vac-u-lock hole you can also use him very successfully on the HiSmith f-machine! Like my new Rex toy, this is also an enjoyable knotting experience on the sex machine.
While Knaughty Dragon has a 4 inch wide knot, it’s only 2.5 inches in the other direction so it’s actually not that hard of a knot for an experienced user to take. I don’t have an Austin from BD anymore but I’d most compare the Knaughty Dragon XL to Austin from Bad Dragon (in terms of shape), they both have wide, flat knots.
The texture on the Knaughty Dragon is absolutely amazing, this is right up there as one of Hankey’s most pretty and appealing dildoes. It’s absolutely gorgeous. Like Orochi from BD, the scales and ridges on the shaft give a super enjoyable thrusting experience and if you’re experienced like I am, the knot will also be great for thrusting. If you aren’t as well versed, you’ll have to slow down a bit at the knot but even so, being flat instead of 4 inches in diameter in both directions, I think this knot will be more achievable than many other knotted toys.
If you’re looking for a knotted toy for riding that isn’t too big, I’d highly recommend Knaughty Dragon, because he isn’t super huge, he’s also not super expensive. Even with the vac-u-lock hole, 40% soft firmness and metallic effect my toy was only $187 pre discount code (and Hankey’s always has discount codes). That’s a deal considering the add-ons and how pretty this toy is.
Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):
- Circumference (head): 6 inches
- Max Circumference (knot): 10.63 inches
- Shaft Circumference: 7.75 inches
- Total Length: 13 inches
- Usable Length: 11 inches
- MSRP (as owned): $187.00 – check for coupon codes!
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Bad Dragon – Rex XL Dildo
I finally took the plunge and ordered a Rex XL in soft (when I got my Aquadrax XL), he has a cumtube and a suction cup. I had always assumed that Rex’s knot was too abrupt to enjoy, or even use (and maybe that would have been true when I was more of a novice), but as experienced as I am, I can take Rex’s knot very easily. Now, that doesn’t mean that he isn’t an enjoyable toy for me, he still us – it’s just not as much of a challenge as a Fenrir or some of the other massive knot toys I own (I still haven’t mastered Dexter or Cole XL).
Because I’m so experienced, Rex XL is actually a great toy to use on my HiSmith machine, the pop-in and pop-out sensation is quite a feeling when it’s happening frequently and by way of a machine, I highly recommend you pair Rex with an f-machine or a partner because it’s a unique experience vs pushing yourself down on a knot.
So what if you aren’t as experienced I am? Well – I routinely take 4 inch diameter dildos, and Rex’ knot isn’t 4 inches. But if you are not quite over the 4 inch threshold yet I think Rex will be the perfect knot dildo for you, his knot is smaller than Tucker or Raxor XL but being so abrupt (vs more gradual like Tucker or Rex) you should feel it even more. Rex has a lot of cock pre-knot (more than Razor or Tucker) so if you’re considering a Rex XL, just be mindful of the length, I have mine in soft, in medium or firmer, he might be a bit uncomfortable due to his length (though I can’t say for sure).
I also can’t say if the medium firmness Rex will stand on his own, I can say that soft firmness Rex XL does not. He flops over immediately, you can stick him to the floor or a wall with his suction cup though and once he’s in he’s easy to guide without hands.
As far as texture goes, Rex is a bit more old texture than new but nothing bad. He has a couple veins along the shaft but let me be clear, he is meant for his knot. There isn’t much enjoyment to be had for an experienced dildo user if you can’t take the knot – his shaft is pretty thin.
I’m definitely glad that I picked up a Rex XL, like I said, he works great on my f-machine and the pop-in is still satisfying to me (and would be super satisfying to those less experienced), I’d recommend him in soft and definitely get him with a suction cup, if you like cumtubes I’d highly recommend one of those as well (like I recommend with all my toys, lol).
I purchased my Rex as a flop for $160, he would MSRP for $220 as configured.
Specs (From Bad Dragon):
- Circumference (head): 6.25 inches
- Max Circumference (knot): 11.25 inches
- Shaft Circumference: 7.25 inches
- Total Length: 14.5 inches
- Usable Length: 12 inches
- MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160
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Nothosaur – Ranger XXL
I bought my Nothosaur Ranger XXL dildo from Amazon, I don’t think you get a choice of firmness on Amazon, so as a result mine appears to be a medium firmness, though I can’t be certain of that.
Ranger XXL is an ENORMOUS dildo. He’s right up there with Taurion XL (actually Taurion is right up there with Ranger since Ranger came first). In fact, Taurion looks to have taken a few design cues from Ranger XXL.
I have only gotten Ranger XXL in once, the slight taper at the top makes him easier to use vs Taurion XL but it’s not easy by any means, he’s so wide!
The balls on this toy are very detailed and inviting, with veins and fur between. The head of the toy has the nice textured ring around it (which ads to the difficulty of getting him in though), but the rest of the shaft is pretty smooth with only a couple width changes. I haven’t really had the experience to critique the feeling since I’ve only taken him once but I’d imagine like most monster toys the rush comes from simply getting him inside, rather than riding him.
Ranger isn’t available with a cum tube yet, though I hope they will make a version that has one (please make every toy with a cum tube!), the smooth texture of the silicone means that lube will stay on the toy and function well as opposed to some of the more matte toys.
My Ranger XXL has a suction base and has no issue staying put on a tile shower wall, Ranger XXL will easily stand on his own in the firmness I have.
My Ranger came with a keychain, some stickers and burlap style storage bag.
Would I recommend Ranger XXL? Yes, I would. I wish he had a cum tube but if you get him on sale at Amazon, he isn’t too overly expensive for the size. He’s a monster though so either accept that you’re not going to be able to take him or expect to do a lot of training first. If you can take Taurion XL, Baron XL, or maybe Stan XL you can likely take Ranger XXL.
I paid $250 for my Ranger XXL because Nothosaur had a promotion at the time, it seems like his MSRP on Amazon is now $380 which is a lot to spend (especially if you never use him), his MSRP on Nothosaur’s site is $499 now!!!
Specs (From Nothosaur):
- Head Circumference: 14 inches
- Max Circumference (head): 14 inches
- Shaft Circumference: 12.6 inches
- Total Length: 14 inches
- Usable Length: 11.6 inches
- MSRP (as owned): $379.00 – I bought a on sale for $250
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Bad Dragon – Aquadrax XL Dildo
I wasn’t going to buy Aquadrax initially because there wasn’t a soft in inventory, but then a soft XL Rex with suction cup and cumtube came up so I figured why not buy both?
Aquadrax is a very good dildo, I still prefer soft over medium now (totally subjective in something that isn’t massive) but the texture and shape of Aquadrax is super unique. I don’t exactly know what an Aquadrax is supposed to be, maybe a Kaiju? Maybe it’s supposed to be a water dragon? Either way, it’s a very intriguing and odd shape for a dong, but one that you’ll definitely want to keep coming back to. The head has a large bulge that tapers into a small shaft before bulging again, it’s like a know at the start of the dildo!
One you’re past the first bulge, the second one adds less intensity to the ride so even if you can only take the first bulge you’ll be super happy with the feeling.
The flaps along the dildo are somewhat rigid in my medium firmness Aquadrax but it would be nice to see if the soft firmness allows these to behave more like loose skin then hard ridges. The firmer ridges work well in their own right but I think it would be a really unique experience if these were more flexible like you’d expect them to be (loose skin).
I got my toy with a cumtube (no suction cup) but he has no problem standing on his own. A soft toy may not be as sturdy given the thing portion of the shaft beneath the initial bulge. I wouldn’t call Aquadrax XL a challenging shape or size for an experienced user. You’ll be able to take him the whole way on the first try but like Slater, you’ll feel the ridges and bumps the whole way. I enjoy this in short riding sessions but sometimes it can be a bit overwhelming due to the medium firmness. It’s never not enjoyable but if you overdo it, it might be.
I got my toy as a flop (wide cumtube) for $160 and it was absolutely worth it at this price. I also love the color scheme I managed to pick up.
Specs (From Bad Dragon):
- Circumference (head): 5.65 inches
- Max Circumference (knot): 12.25 inches
- Shaft Circumference: 12.25 inches
- Total Length: 15.25 inches
- Usable Length: 11.65 inches
- MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160
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John Thomas Toys – Italian Stallion X large
So, the Italian Stallion X large dildo from John Thomas Toys is the first toy I bought from John Thomas Toys (JTT), having bought three others right after. I got this dildo when it was “on sale” for like 60% off, kind of a fake sale since JTT dildos are on sale quite frequently (IE – Don’t pay full price for them, just wait a week or two for a sale). Shipping from JTT was surprisingly quick, like I received mine quicker than I do from Bad Dragon (depending on the day I order it) or any of the other domestic makers, and that even includes going through customs.
I don’t remember where the toys are shipped from but JTT is located in the UK while it says the toys are made in China. Shipping to the US was handled via ParcelForce and was discreet (the box came heavily taped). The only non-discreet thing was a packing slip that somewhat made reference to the contents (probably needed for customs). But unless you opened up the pouch you wouldn’t see it.
Shipping times to the eastern US took between 3 and 5 days from time of order.
Now let’s get to this behemoth Italian Stallion X large dildo. First off… no, I cannot take this dildo yet. I got close the other day but my wrists got tired. Even though this is supposedly the soft firmness, it is a very firm dildo. More firm than most medium firmness dildos from Bad Dragon or Hankey’s toys. I’d say it is on par with the medium firmness dildos from exotic-erotics. Despite the firmness, this dildo will not stand on his own, it does have a vac-u-lock hole on the bottom so I’m sure I could use the Hankey’s toys suction cup and get it to stand up for the most part but being 25 inches long, good luck kneeling over that lol.
The best bet is to just hold it in position while you lower yourself onto it.
Like I said earlier, I have not been able to take this massive dildo, I got very very close for the first time the other day, he was about to pop-in but after trying for a solid 10 minutes my wrist just wasn’t having it anymore. I will keep trying, this is my new goal… If this dildo was as soft as a Bad Dragon soft, or a Hankey’s soft I think I would be able to get him in already (it would still be a struggle no doubt), but as is I haven’t mastered him yet.
This toy is about 4.5 inches wide at the tip and 25 inches long with 22 inches of usable (haha no), length before the base. It gets wider at the first ring and keeps getting wider til the base. I haven’t weighed it but he’s definitely as heavy as my XXL Andre from Bad Dragon.
John Thomas Toys’ silicone feels different than the other makers, it’s closer to Hankey’s and exotic-erotics silicone (the medium silicone) in texture and feel than it is to Bad Dragon, as you can see from the pictures it tends to get a bit ashy after it dries. I’m not sure why this is, and I don’t coat it with corn starch or anything. I store it with all my other silicone toys and it has had no reaction so I assume it is still platinum silicone as stated.
I had no issue with this Italian Stallion X large dildo but another toy I purchased did seem to have a warped (bulging) based which was kind of annoying. I’m guessing I could have requested a refund/return but I didn’t even bother.
Would I recommend the Italian Stallion X large? Well, my answer is maybe. Don’t even bother with the medium firmness, if this is soft the medium is absolutely unusable. I am going to keep trying to take this monster cock but the firmness makes it a real challenge (though it could also just be the fact that it’s a 4.5 inch wide horse cock), at the price I paid (169 GBP/213 USD with shipping) he IS a bargain for how big he is.
I ordered another giant horse cock named the Brooklyn Supreme that isn’t as long as this and that was $400, just like my Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL with tube when not on sale. Now the Italian Stallion X large “lists” for 499 GBP which is obviously ridiculous. I wouldn’t pay that ever since this is a toy that you probably won’t ever be able to use… but at 170GBP including shipping I think it’s worth it for fans of Horsecock. It’s impossible to grasp just how huge this thing is without seeing it in person. Even if I never get it in, I get a massive turn on just from fantasizing about it and looking at him.
My toy came with a tiny and useless (for this toy) vac-u-lock suction cup and a storage bag.
Specs (From John Thomas Toys):
- Circumference (head): 12.99 inches
- Max Circumference (base of shaft): 16.53 inches
- Shaft Circumference: 14.17 inches
- Total Length: 25 inches
- Usable Length: 22 inches
- MSRP (as owned): 500 GBP – I bought on sale for 150GBP
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Bad Dragon – Baron – XL
I’m so glad I pulled the trigger on my soft Baron XL dildo from Bad Dragon, one of my all time favorite toys now. I had always wanted to grab him but was too scared he’d be so big that’s dangerous. Well, after getting Ranger XXL and Taurion XL (which I have yet to master) I felt a little more comfortable buying Baron XL. His ridges are noticeable but they aren’t that scary in soft firmness.
Speaking of firmness, I highly recommend soft firmness because it’s squishy and enjoyable but it’s probably a lot harder to take than the medium firmness. I really have to prop up the shaft when inserting Baron XL in soft firmness, he just wants to fold over and squish down on himself. My Baron XL has no cum tube and no suction cup which is a bummer but that coloration is truly amazing. I picked up a super minor flop for $160 so I didn’t have a choice in the matter. Luckily, Baron is still useable without a suction cup base, unlike my XL Stan which definitely needs a suction cup to be usable (in my situation).
Baron has amazing texture the whole way down and he truly is a massive dildo (see pictures), if you’re on the fence about him, I would definitely pick one up if he ever comes in stock on a drop. Again, I like my soft firmness, once he’s in the sensation is AMAZING, but it’s not an easy task to get him in due to how squishy he is. If given the option to do it again I would still choose soft but just be aware of how unruly he is, lol.
Baron has a definite pop-in sensation on the smaller sizes (at least my medium firmness L does) but I don’t get much of that with my XL. Not sure if that’s due to the firmness or the sheer fact that it is a MASSIVE toy. I’ve often said that if the toy gets too big you kind of lose the sensation of the textures simply because you’re overwhelmed with the stretch, that might be the case with my XL Baron.
Specs (From Bad Dragon):
- Circumference (head): 14 inches
- Max Circumference (head): 14 inches
- Shaft Circumference: 13.5 inches
- Total Length: 13.75 inches
- Usable Length: 10.5 inches
- MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160
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Bad Dragon – Crackers XL (Legacy)
Better late than never? I’ve had Crackers XL for over 2 years and Crackers L for even longer. Why did I wait so long to review it? So Long that now Crackers (the ones I have) are legacy models replaced by a newer mold! Since my Crackers just got replaced it made me want to use him again and thusly review him. Using Crackers XL also made me think I should start adding a difficulty metric to my reviews lol.
Crackers is an amazingly shaped and textured toy. Mine are medium firmness with suction cups and cum tubes. I’d be lying if I said I could take Crackers XL any day of the week, he’s a big boy (4.5 inches at widest point) and the bulge accompanied with the small lower shaft means he is a big challenge to fully take (not only due to the sheer width but also the fact that the upper part of the toy wants to push down on the lower shaft). I am not sure if soft firmness would help or hurt the usability, it would be easier to compress the width with soft but also easier to compress the lower shaft.
Now here’s the good news. Crackers L and Crackers XL in the new model got a bit of a resize. XL got smaller (4.4 vs 4.5 inch max) and L got larger (3.4 vs 3.1 inch max). That will make both of these toys better IMO. My large Crackers is an amazing ride but for me as a giant dildo fanatic he was a bit too skinny, at 3.4 inches he is probably a great size for most people looking for a challenging ride but not an an impossible one. At 4.4 inches (if that really is smaller and not just measurement differences) I think the XL will be slightly more manageable (though still a beast).
Crackers is 100% worthwhile to own if you like to feel full and work past a knot. While Crackers isn’t knotted the smaller lower shaft makes him fit in that category as far as I’m concerned. The unique shape is truly wonderful.
Like I recommend with all my BD toys, I’d get him with a suction cup and cum tube. My Crackers have no problem standing on their own and the suction cup does let them easily stay attacked to a tile wall!
Specs (From Bad Dragon) – Legacy (Owned):
- Circumference (head): 12 inches
- Max Circumference (shaft): 13.25 inches
- Shaft Circumference: 13.25 inches
- Total Length: 12.75 inches
- Usable Length: 10 inches
- MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160
Specs (From Bad Dragon) – Current Model:
- Circumference (head): 12 inches
- Max Circumference (shaft): 13.7 inches
- Shaft Circumference: 13.7 inches
- Total Length: 14.15 inches
- Usable Length: 10.9 inches
- MSRP (with CT & SC): $220.00
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Bad Dragon – Mystic – XL
Bad Dragon Mystic XL was one of my first large dildos. I liked the tapered design and ridged shape. While Mystic doesn’t do too much for me anymore since he’s pretty tame by comparison to my other dildos, I still use him (like Sveinn) as a warm up toy most sessions.
The Mystic I have is medium firmness with cumtube. Medium firmness is perfectly fine for Mystic but I still recommend soft firmness for most XL toys just because I personally feel it’s more comfortable for deeper insertions. That being said, I have a ton of medium XL toys that I still love and enjoy. I highly recommend you get Mystic with a cumtube if possible, especially if you wind up using it as a warm up toy as well.
Compared to Sveinn, Mystic is slightly more blunt of a tip, also compared to Sveinn, Mystic has texture (ridges) where Sveinn doesn’t. I have another Bad Dragon horn toy (Echo’s Horn) that is more textured and thicker than Mystic so I would still recommend Mystic XL more for the less experienced.
Mystic doesn’t offer a pop-in sensation due to the shape of the toy, but the gradual widening and 15 inches (11 usable) of total length make it an enjoyable thrusting toy, especially due to the spiraled ridges.
Specs (From Bad Dragon):
- Circumference (head): 7.5 inches
- Max Circumference (Lowest Point): 9.9 inches
- Shaft Circumference (mid): 8.5 inches
- Total Length: 15 inches
- Usable Length: 11 inches
- MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160
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