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Nothosaur: Oak XXL

Posted on July 30, 2024 by GiantDildos

Nothosaur – Oak XXL


I got my Oak XXL from Nothosaur on Amazon, the XXL is the largest size they sell there, which means that comparatively speaking my Oak XXL is smaller than most of my other recently bought toys (though I did just order an Archer L and Ika L), but the Nothosaur website sells an XXXL version for $289.99 (get 10% off with coupon code GiantDildos). The $289 for the XXL was a big step up in price for what I was looking for anyways.

I Picked my Nothosaur Oak XXL because I wanted a flexible toy with texture that I could use on my HiSmith machine. Oak 100% fits the bill there, he is extremely textured with little bumps all along the shaft in addition to some nicely designed veins. He also has a piercing at the tip but that is not super noticeable for a toy of this size on someone who is as experienced as I am. 

I’m not sure what my firmness is, I think the default Amazon firmness is medium so we’ll assume that’s the case. Oak is extremely flexible and bendy (I’ll be putting up a video soon to show you what I mean), but he has a great suction cup that will stay attached to smooth surfaces extremely well. On my HiSmith machine I use a double sided suction cup to attach him to my large suction plate and it works great. For use on a wall or the floor Oak’s own suction cup is more than sufficient (again, see video). I wish that Oak had a cumtube (like I wish all my toys had a cumtube) but it’s not a big negative. He is still an insanely enjoyable ride.

Assuming that my Amazon bought toy is a medium firmness, that is the firmness I would recommend. Unlike some other toys, Nothosaur’s firmness runs on the softer side and that is a good thing. I love how flexible my Hunter Jack XXL is, same with my Conola. Oak is a toy that you can definitely get in medium firmness without having to worry.

If you have an f-machine like the hismith, I HIGHLY recommend getting Oak for a ton of stimulation. The bumps on the shafter a super unique experience and if you’re looking for sensation, this is your toy!

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Diameter (head): 2.6 inches
  • Max Diameter (shaft): 3 inches
  • Shaft Diameter: 3 inches
  • Total Length: 10.8 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $179.00 – Cheaper with promos on Amazon page

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Rex – XL

Posted on July 4, 2024July 5, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Rex XL Dildo


I finally took the plunge and ordered a Rex XL in soft (when I got my Aquadrax XL), he has a cumtube and a suction cup. I had always assumed that Rex’s knot was too abrupt to enjoy, or even use (and maybe that would have been true when I was more of a novice), but as experienced as I am, I can take Rex’s knot very easily. Now, that doesn’t mean that he isn’t an enjoyable toy for me, he still us – it’s just not as much of a challenge as a Fenrir or some of the other massive knot toys I own (I still haven’t mastered Dexter or Cole XL).

Because I’m so experienced, Rex XL is actually a great toy to use on my HiSmith machine, the pop-in and pop-out sensation is quite a feeling when it’s happening frequently and by way of a machine, I highly recommend you pair Rex with an f-machine or a partner because it’s a unique experience vs pushing yourself down on a knot. 

So what if you aren’t as experienced I am? Well – I routinely take 4 inch diameter dildos, and Rex’ knot isn’t 4 inches. But if you are not quite over the 4 inch threshold yet I think Rex will be the perfect knot dildo for you, his knot is smaller than Tucker or Raxor XL but being so abrupt (vs more gradual like Tucker or Rex) you should feel it even more. Rex has a lot of cock pre-knot (more than Razor or Tucker) so if you’re considering a Rex XL, just be mindful of the length, I have mine in soft, in medium or firmer, he might be a bit uncomfortable due to his length (though I can’t say for sure). 

I also can’t say if the medium firmness Rex will stand on his own, I can say that soft firmness Rex XL does not. He flops over immediately, you can stick him to the floor or a wall with his suction cup though and once he’s in he’s easy to guide without hands.

As far as texture goes, Rex is a bit more old texture than new but nothing bad. He has a couple veins along the shaft but let me be clear, he is meant for his knot. There isn’t much enjoyment to be had for an experienced dildo user if you can’t take the knot – his shaft is pretty thin.

I’m definitely glad that I picked up a Rex XL, like I said, he works great on my f-machine and the pop-in is still satisfying to me (and would be super satisfying to those less experienced), I’d recommend him in soft and definitely get him with a suction cup, if you like cumtubes I’d highly recommend one of those as well (like I recommend with all my toys, lol).

I purchased my Rex as a flop for $160, he would MSRP for $220 as configured.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 6.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 11.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 7.25 inches
  • Total Length: 14.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 12 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

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Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo Review

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John Thomas Toys: Italian Stallion X large

Posted on June 26, 2024June 26, 2024 by GiantDildos

John Thomas Toys – Italian Stallion X large


So, the Italian Stallion X large dildo from John Thomas Toys is the first toy I bought from John Thomas Toys (JTT), having bought three others right after. I got this dildo when it was “on sale” for like 60% off, kind of a fake sale since JTT dildos are on sale quite frequently (IE – Don’t pay full price for them, just wait a week or two for a sale). Shipping from JTT was surprisingly quick, like I received mine quicker than I do from Bad Dragon (depending on the day I order it) or any of the other domestic makers, and that even includes going through customs.

I don’t remember where the toys are shipped from but JTT is located in the UK while it says the toys are made in China. Shipping to the US was handled via ParcelForce and was discreet (the box came heavily taped). The only non-discreet thing was a packing slip that somewhat made reference to the contents (probably needed for customs). But unless you opened up the pouch you wouldn’t see it.

Shipping times to the eastern US took between 3 and 5 days from time of order.
Now let’s get to this behemoth Italian Stallion X large dildo. First off… no, I cannot take this dildo yet. I got close the other day but my wrists got tired. Even though this is supposedly the soft firmness, it is a very firm dildo. More firm than most medium firmness dildos from Bad Dragon or Hankey’s toys. I’d say it is on par with the medium firmness dildos from exotic-erotics. Despite the firmness, this dildo will not stand on his own, it does have a vac-u-lock hole on the bottom so I’m sure I could use the Hankey’s toys suction cup and get it to stand up for the most part but being 25 inches long, good luck kneeling over that lol.
The best bet is to just hold it in position while you lower yourself onto it.
Like I said earlier, I have not been able to take this massive dildo, I got very very close for the first time the other day, he was about to pop-in but after trying for a solid 10 minutes my wrist just wasn’t having it anymore. I will keep trying, this is my new goal… If this dildo was as soft as a Bad Dragon soft, or a Hankey’s soft I think I would be able to get him in already (it would still be a struggle no doubt), but as is I haven’t mastered him yet. 

This toy is about 4.5 inches wide at the tip and 25 inches long with 22 inches of usable (haha no), length before the base. It gets wider at the first ring and keeps getting wider til the base. I haven’t weighed it but he’s definitely as heavy as my XXL Andre from Bad Dragon.

John Thomas Toys’ silicone feels different than the other makers, it’s closer to Hankey’s and exotic-erotics silicone (the medium silicone) in texture and feel than it is to Bad Dragon, as you can see from the pictures it tends to get a bit ashy after it dries. I’m not sure why this is, and I don’t coat it with corn starch or anything. I store it with all my other silicone toys and it has had no reaction so I assume it is still platinum silicone as stated.

I had no issue with this Italian Stallion X large dildo but another toy I purchased did seem to have a warped (bulging) based which was kind of annoying. I’m guessing I could have requested a refund/return but I didn’t even bother. 

Would I recommend the Italian Stallion X large? Well, my answer is maybe. Don’t even bother with the medium firmness, if this is soft the medium is absolutely unusable. I am going to keep trying to take this monster cock but the firmness makes it a real challenge (though it could also just be the fact that it’s a 4.5 inch wide horse cock), at the price I paid (169 GBP/213 USD with shipping) he IS a bargain for how big he is.

I ordered another giant horse cock named the Brooklyn Supreme that isn’t as long as this and that was $400, just like my Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL with tube when not on sale. Now the Italian Stallion X large “lists” for 499 GBP which is obviously ridiculous. I wouldn’t pay that ever since this is a toy that you probably won’t ever be able to use… but at 170GBP including shipping I think it’s worth it for fans of Horsecock. It’s impossible to grasp just how huge this thing is without seeing it in person. Even if I never get it in, I get a massive turn on just from fantasizing about it and looking at him. 

My toy came with a tiny and useless (for this toy) vac-u-lock suction cup and a storage bag.

Specs (From John Thomas Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 12.99 inches
  • Max Circumference (base of shaft): 16.53 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 14.17 inches
  • Total Length: 25 inches
  • Usable Length: 22 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): 500 GBP – I bought on sale for 150GBP

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John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo Review

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Baron – XL

Posted on June 14, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Baron – XL


I’m so glad I pulled the trigger on my soft Baron XL dildo from Bad Dragon, one of my all time favorite toys now. I had always wanted to grab him but was too scared he’d be so big that’s dangerous. Well, after getting Ranger XXL and Taurion XL (which I have yet to master) I felt a little more comfortable buying Baron XL. His ridges are noticeable but they aren’t that scary in soft firmness.

Speaking of firmness, I highly recommend soft firmness because it’s squishy and enjoyable but it’s probably a lot harder to take than the medium firmness. I really have to prop up the shaft when inserting Baron XL in soft firmness, he just wants to fold over and squish down on himself. My Baron XL has no cum tube and no suction cup which is a bummer but that coloration is truly amazing. I picked up a super minor flop for $160 so I didn’t have a choice in the matter. Luckily, Baron is still useable without a suction cup base, unlike my XL Stan which definitely needs a suction cup to be usable (in my situation). 

Baron has amazing texture the whole way down and he truly is a massive dildo (see pictures), if you’re on the fence about him, I would definitely pick one up if he ever comes in stock on a drop. Again, I like my soft firmness, once he’s in the sensation is AMAZING, but it’s not an easy task to get him in due to how squishy he is. If given the option to do it again I would still choose soft but just be aware of how unruly he is, lol.

Baron has a definite pop-in sensation on the smaller sizes (at least my medium firmness L does) but I don’t get much of that with my XL. Not sure if that’s due to the firmness or the sheer fact that it is a MASSIVE toy. I’ve often said that if the toy gets too big you kind of lose the sensation of the textures simply because you’re overwhelmed with the stretch, that might be the case with my XL Baron. 

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 14 inches
  • Max Circumference (head): 14 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13.5 inches
  • Total Length: 13.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo Review
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Crackers – XL

Posted on May 26, 2024September 27, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Crackers XL (Legacy)


Better late than never? I’ve had Crackers XL for over 2 years and Crackers L for even longer. Why did I wait so long to review it? So Long that now Crackers (the ones I have) are legacy models replaced by a newer mold! Since my Crackers just got replaced it made me want to use him again and thusly review him. Using Crackers XL also made me think I should start adding a difficulty metric to my reviews lol.
Crackers is an amazingly shaped and textured toy. Mine are medium firmness with suction cups and cum tubes. I’d be lying if I said I could take Crackers XL any day of the week, he’s a big boy (4.5 inches at widest point) and the bulge accompanied with the small lower shaft means he is a big challenge to fully take (not only due to the sheer width but also the fact that the upper part of the toy wants to push down on the lower shaft). I am not sure if soft firmness would help or hurt the usability, it would be easier to compress the width with soft but also easier to compress the lower shaft.

Now here’s the good news. Crackers L and Crackers XL in the new model got a bit of a resize. XL got smaller (4.4 vs 4.5 inch max) and L got larger (3.4 vs 3.1 inch max). That will make both of these toys better IMO. My large Crackers is an amazing ride but for me as a giant dildo fanatic he was a bit too skinny, at 3.4 inches he is probably a great size for most people looking for a challenging ride but not an an impossible one. At 4.4 inches (if that really is smaller and not just measurement differences) I think the XL will be slightly more manageable (though still a beast). 

Crackers is 100% worthwhile to own if you like to feel full and work past a knot. While Crackers isn’t knotted the smaller lower shaft makes him fit in that category as far as I’m concerned. The unique shape is truly wonderful.

Like I recommend with all my BD toys, I’d get him with a suction cup and cum tube. My Crackers have no problem standing on their own and the suction cup does let them easily stay attacked to a tile wall!

 Specs (From Bad Dragon) – Legacy (Owned):

  • Circumference (head): 12 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft): 13.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13.25 inches
  • Total Length: 12.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 10 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

 Specs (From Bad Dragon) – Current Model:

  • Circumference (head): 12 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft): 13.7 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13.7 inches
  • Total Length: 14.15 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.9 inches
  • MSRP (with CT & SC): $220.00

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Taurion – L

Posted on May 7, 2024May 9, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Taurion L


When Bad Dragon announced their new toy two Fridays ago, I knew I had to try him. Not wanting to be disappointed at another toy I couldn’t use immediately (or ever) I bought bough a large and XL Taurion flop. The large is already a massive dildo (and the best value you can get in a flop right now at $116) but the XL is otherworldly large. A head diameter at 4.6 inches and it’s a blunt head too. It’s like an upsized Sleipnir XL! Even the large Taurion is larger than Sleipnir XL in width.

I was able to grab my large Taurion dildo in soft firmness with a cumtube. He is a flop for a minor reason (I don’t even remember what it was), so I’m super happy I was able to grab him. People have been begging bad dragon for some more super-girthy toys that aren’t too long. I personally don’t understand the need for it to be short (why can’t you just use super-long toys that are also super-wide and accept that you won’t be able to take the whole length?) but the community seems to be pretty unified with this demand. Taurion absolutely fits the bill, just look at the pictures of Taurion vs Ky’el or Sleipnir and you’ll see how wide he is but also how short he is.

I was able to take Taurion L to the ball on my first try, I warmed up with other toys first but I was able to get him the whole way in on the first go, it was absolutely a challenge and gave an amazingly satisfying stretch the whole way down. I didn’t really ride the large Taurion though, I took it slow and will probably advise everyone else do the same, he is a  massive toy with a blunt head, he isn’t meant for riding without a ton of practice. Taurion L has a 3.8 inch head with a 4.2 inch shaft and 4.5 inch medial ring (pretty much irrelevant since it’s all the way at the base).

I would recommend everyone get Taurion in soft firmness. I have the XL in medium and the large in soft (not be choice, there wasn’t an XL soft flop at the time) and both of them are fairly firm. The soft firmness of the large has a noticeable squishiness to it but it’s still pretty firm given its girth. The medium on the XL feels very firm, I think it’s just the nature of such a thick dong. I don’t have a suction cup base on my large Taurion but the XL does, it will not stay on my wall with the balls beneath the shaft but flipped the other way it has no issues staying put on a tile wall. I’d expect that large would have at least this much success staying on the wall or even stay put in any orientation.

The cum tube is a welcome addition (I love the cum tube feature on all my dildos) and I would say the piercing is also a nice feature but when you’re dealing with toys this large it’s often kind of hard to feel the grooves and patterns past the overall stretching sensation that the dildo elicits. Unlike Pearce, the ring is positioned flat to the tip so it’s not has pronounced (this is a good chance IMO).

If you’re interested in comparing or buying Ranger XXL you can find it here as well: https://amzn.to/3wiGQPf

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 11.44 inches
  • Max Circumference (medial ring): 14.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 12.69 inches
  • Total Length: 10.63 inches
  • Usable Length: 8.88 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $185.00 – I bought a flop for $116

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large
Bad Dragon Taurion L

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Nothosaur Conola – XXL

Posted on May 3, 2024August 11, 2024 by GiantDildos

Nothosaur – Conola XXL


I bought Nothosaur’s Conola XXL on a suggestion for a toy that’s similar to Chance Flared XL. Conola XXL is certainly similar to Chance Flared XL but I think he’s a middle ground between either Chance Unflared XL and Chance Flared XL or between Chance Flared XL and Chance Flared L. He has a definite pop-in with a wonderfully shaped head but he’s easier to manage than the XL Chance Flared. 

I didn’t have an option to specify firmness (I bought from Amazon) but mine is a very soft dildo but firm enough to get in. Conola XXL will not stand on his own (not even close), he has a suction base that will keep him attached to the ground or a wall but expect the head to flop almost all the way down. 

My Conola XXL has cum tube which is a great feature, it works just as well as the ones from BD though the syringe is smaller than the ones they provide (no big team to me since I buy my own anyways).

I wish Conola XXL had a bigger base just for appearance, and obviously I wish they offered an even large size but I guess that is what Hunter Jack XXL is for, right? lol

Nothosaur Conola XXL is about 3.5 inches at the widest part of his head.

Update: I found a great use case for Conola… The HiSmith machine! It turns out that the base is just small enough (like barely small enough) to fit on the 6.5 inch hismith suction adapter and the firmness and shape make him an amazing toy to thrust with (obviously if you’re experienced like I am). Where Chance flared is too big and Chance unflared is too small, Conola XXL is the goldilocks horse dildo!

Check out the firmness video and unboxing here!

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.3 inches
  • Total Length: 15 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.4 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00 – 10% discount at time of purchase (paid $190)

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Nothosaur Conola XXL Review
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Shower Enema Hoses

Posted on March 24, 2024March 24, 2024 by GiantDildos

Shower Enema Hoses – For Prep 


So, before I go on a long (and deep) play session, I need to be clean. Nothing turns me off more than seeing something other than cumlube come out when I’m playing with my toys. For that reason I have a very thorough and disciplined cleaning schedule before playtime. First I use an enema bag at least once (usually twice) before playing. I fill up in the shower then relocate to the toilet (ew, right?). But after the enema bag portion of prep I use a shower enema hose. This I use this to flush out the lower part of the colon immediately before play. If the enema bag worked you should see almost nothing come out during this portion of the clean-up, but it’s great piece of mind. It’s important to remember that this super detailed clean-up is only really needed because I use super long toys. If you’re playing with 4 inch dildos, a simple enema bulb will probably work. 

I have tried three shower hoses so far:

The first (and best so far) is this Cleanstream Aqua Shot (https://amzn.to/3TPip4R), the one I linked to has a flow diverter (which is 100% necessary to have), if you already have one, you can buy it here with prime shipping for a few bucks less (https://amzn.to/496ruul). I have had this since 2017 and it’s still going strong. Remember to occasionally take the rubber part off the hose and clean the inside of any mold that might build up from moisture. When considering a shower enema hose, make sure you pay attention to the hose length. This one has a super long 79 inch hose which means you can use it on all fours if you want.

Cleanstream Aqua Shot Recommendation
Cleanstream Aqua Shot

The second shower hose I’ve tried is this one https://amzn.to/3PxKfQk, I got this because it was on sale and I thought it would be a bit easier to insert than the first one. While that is true, if you go gentle with the first one listed, it’s not hard to use at all. This one does not have a diverter so you’d need to buy one. I was enticed by the button on the handle that’s supposed to stop the flow. Unfortunately the button is VERY difficult to press and you need to press it continuously to get the water to flow. This makes it almost useless. Luckily you do not need to use the button handle (and I don’t). Other than the button handle, this has been pretty high quality though the hose is only 59 inches (20 inches shorter than the first one). While both hoses are good, I recommend the Aqua Shot.

Generic Thin Shower Hose
Generic Thin Shower Hose

The final hose I’ve purchased is this one (https://amzn.to/4as1rPn), this is a super deep insertion hose. You can attach the end to an enema bag or the end of a regular metal shower hose. I don’t vouch for the safety of these but I’ve used it a dozen times and have had no issues. I don’t really see the point of this red hose unless you really need a deep clean. It certainly works but the flexibility makes it a challenge to insert the hose when lubed up. 

Super Long Enema Shower Hose
Super Long Shower Enema

I’d recommend keeping an eye on “Mr-S-Leather’s” webstore as well. They have a ton of cleaning options (https://www.mr-s-leather.com/ass-play/ass-prep-douche-enema-toys) and often have pretty good sales. 

If you do the prep session right, you’ll enjoy the play session a lot more. I also recommend using the time to prep as a good time to edge. 

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Amon – XL

Posted on March 7, 2024March 7, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Amon – XL


Bad Dragon’s Amon XL dildo is a new toy from the people at BD. He is a super girthy, very well shaped and textured not super long (though not short at all) toy. I purchased Amon XL on release day in soft firmness. My Amon does not have a cumtube sadly, but he does have a suction cup.
I fully recommend Amon in soft firmness if you get an XL, he’s still firm enough to get in but once he is, the squishyness just totally fills up your insides, it’s a really great experience.
My Amon is colored in Amon’s natural and he is one of the prettiest toys I own. Hard to see on the pictures but he has a visible sparkle from glitter within the silicone. Really beautiful.

One thing I really must give Bad Dragon kudos on with many toys but specifically with Amon, are the deliberate designs they put together. Amon is not overly textured but the texture is targeted and well defined, this makes for both a visually stunning appearance and highly sensational ride.

If you’re looking for a super thick dildo that isn’t too long, I would definitely recommend Amon. I got lucky and found a flop with a suction cup and soft firmness but I would really really recommend him in soft if you get an XL, in medium I’m sure he’d be a fun ride but he’s a big boy and I personally enjoy the feeling of fullness that the soft firmness gives.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 10.75 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13.25 inches
  • Shaft Diameter: 4.69 inches
  • Total Length: 14.13 inches
  • Usable Length: 11.56 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo Review
Amon – XL

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Votan – XL

Posted on January 8, 2024January 8, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Votan – XL


Votan XL is one of the dildos that I’ve had my eye on for literally years. He is a very tall, fairly wide offering from Bad Dragon, before they released Seraphina, Vector and Ky’el he was also the longest (I believe) which is what caught my eye. They discontinued him and I never really got around to picking him up but on a recent sale I was able to grab him for $150 so I snapped him up.
My Votan XL is medium firmness with no accessories (unfortunately the case with many of the sale items), I would have preferred a soft with a cumtube but we take what we can get. Votan has a very enjoyable head shape and shaft curve, I was able to take him almost all the way on the first use but I weirdly hit a hard limit with probably two inches left on the shaft, I assume a soft firmness toy could go further but I’m surprised that I ran into this issue considering my Vector is medium firmness can I can take him further than that. Either way I’m happy with Votan, the sensation of the ridged and bulbous head is very enjoyable and almost got me to climax by itself, definitely thin enough to be a riding toy but girthy enough that it’s going to fill even the most experienced users quite well.

If I had to compare him to another toy I’d say he is a thinner version of Ky’el, I can take more of Votan than even my soft Ky’el XL because he’s thinner but if you’re looking for a slightly larger (and easier to obtain) version of Votan I’d certainly consider Ky’el XL. they have similar feeling heads and shaft shapes (though again Ky’el is bigger). 

Overall I’m really happy with Votan, he’s one of the toys that lived up to the hype (or what I was expecting for years and years), if you can pick him up still I’d highly recommend him and he’d be even better with a cumtube and soft firmness.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11 inches
  • Total Length: 16.2 inches
  • Usable Length: 12.45 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought on sale for $150

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Bad Dragon Votan XL Review
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