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Nothosaur – Alcanon XL

I ordered my Nothosaur Alcanon XL after browsing the Nothosaur Amazon page. Alcanon peaked my interest because of his great size and awesome textures. Nothosaur was running a coupon code at the time (they might still be) that allowed me to get this XL toy for $153. That’s a pretty good price for a dildo of this size and quality, especially with a built in suction cup.

Alcanon XL is pretty soft, I didn’t have a choice of firmness on amazon but I think he’s a medium firmness. I would definitely recommend this firmness be chosen though, any firmer would be a bit difficult to take given that the bulge on Alcanon is 3.5 by 3.5 inches in diameter!

I really love the shape of Alcanon with the very detailed head, you get two “pop-ins” with this toy. Once for the head and again for the huge bulge I just mentioned. In addition to a great shape, the textured bumps on the head and shaft really set this toy apart.

Alcanon doesn’t currently come with a cum tube option, but this toy does have a built in suction cup. I’ve found that he sticks to tiled wall pretty well with the balls on top, with balls down it still sticks but I’ve found it will eventually fall off. Alcanon also has no problem standing on it’s own which makes this toy super easy to ride.

I highly recommend this beautiful toy, especially if you’re looking for a more budget friendly silicone option (this isn’t a cheap toy, but if you can get it for 150 like I did that’s an amazing buy).

Check out a Youtube video of Alcanon’s firmness here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sjeRDv61nQU

 

Specs (Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 9.8 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 10.4 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.4 inches
  • Total Length: 13.4 inches
  • Usable Length: 11.4 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $289 – I bought on Amazon for $150

Check it out here!

Also available directly from Nothosaur

Nothosaur Alcanon XL Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – XXXCalibur XXL

I bought my XXXCalibur toy in size XXL from Hankey’s Toys about a year ago. I’ve been enjoying him since, but I never got around to writing a review or posting comparison pictures… Well, now I am.

XXXCalibur in XXL is a great toy because he is super long – over 17 inches (yes, that long) – which means he can really get deep inside to provide a level of stimulation that many dildos are either too short, or too wide to accomplish. XXXCalibur is perfect for this job. 

XXXCalibur is an uncut dildo with a tapered head, this makes him ideal not only for sensational play sessions but he can also be a great warm-up toy. I posted a comparison picture vs my XL Sveinn from Bad Dragon (which is one of my current warm-up toys), you can see that they have a very similar shape to start, though the XXXCalibur is more detailed on the shaft with some veins and a little bit of an outline around the tip.

XXXCalibur is also a great toy because of the magnificent balls. I love that Hankey’s Toys takes care of this aspect, lots of dildo makers let the balls kind of morph into the base of the toy, which is good for stability but takes away from the usability and visuals of the balls.

My XXXCalibur dildo in XXL will not stand on his own, the toy I have has a vac-u-hole so I can put him on my Hankey’s 7 inch suction cup to use him on the ground, he leans over a ton still, but he doesn’t fall over when he’s on the suction up. Either way, once you have the tip inserted he is pretty easy to ride and push deeper. My toy is 75% soft, while I think 40% soft would definitely be enjoyable, I’d imagine it would be even harder to stand up in that firmness.

I usually recommend people buy their huge dildos in the softest firmness but XXXCalibur is thin enough that 75% soft works extremely well, he can wiggle and move with your insides so I may recommend just sticking with the 75% soft firmness. Obviously you should go slow and practice before taking this toy to the max, he isn’t super thick but he is extremely long.

I didn’t expect to get such a great feeling from XXXCalibur, but there is definitely something to be said for depth play, once he’s about 10 inches deep, it makes my knees go weak. Amazing!

Sidenote: The webpage calls XXXCalibur “Thor’s Hammer” so I don’t know if this used to be called that or what the deal is, I’d rather type out “Thor’s Hammer” than XXXCalibur like I did about a dozen times in this review but either one is a good name.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 8.00 inches
  • Max Circumference (mid): 10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.2 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00

Check it out here!

XXXCalibur Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – Boss Hogg – XXXL

My Boss Hogg XXXL from Hankey’s Toys is one of the thickest toys I own. At 14 inches of circumference at the widest point, let’s just say that i’m glad I have him in soft firmness.

Boss Hogg is a huge toy, and that’s why you buy him. Outside of the nicely modeled tip, he’s a pretty smooth shaft with no balls. I have remove-o-balls but I haven’t been able to get them on this toy yet… I’m guessing you could, but it would be a massive stretch, it isn’t worth risking tearing my remove-o-balls to try more, especially since Boss Hogg XXXL is so huge that it’s unlikely I or anyone else would be able to ride him all the way down to the balls for it to make a difference anyways.

In 40% soft firmness I am able to get over the bulge in Boss Hogg XXXL, if he were 75% soft I may not be able to since he is really a huge huge toy, just check him out vs a soda can or 1 liter bottle!

I ordered my Boss Hogg with a vac-u-hole like I do with all my Hankey’s toys and it makes him easier to mount but it isn’t really necessary. Boss Hogg will stand on his own and because mine is an XXXL there isn’t really going to be a time when I use him on my f machines.

If you’re looking for the ultimate stretch with a bulge (IE Not simply tapered), I’d definitely recommend Boss Hogg in XXXL or even a smaller size. The only negative is that he isn’t as textured as some other toys but the head is a still a nice pop-in feature.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 14.00 inches
  • Shaft Circumference (base of shaft): 12.25 inches
  • Total Length: 14.65 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.65 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $240.00 (soft and vac-u-hole are upcharges)

Check it out here!

Boss Hogg XXXL Dildo

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Weredog – Nile XL

When I bought my first toy from Weredog (A Juniper XL) I was so happy that I immediately bought two other super soft toys, a Skylar XL and this Nile XL. I absolutely love Weredog. They make a really high quality dildo that is also large enough to satisfy, their super soft is actually super soft (so filling!) and their shipping is super fast.

Nile is a fairly normal shaped reptile themed cock. He has a bulge near the tip that thins out towards the base, this gives you a very filling feeling and also lets the super soft squishiness compress a bit at the base but not get too wide that it becomes overly challenging to take. 

Now, in XL Nile is not an easy toy for most to take because he is indeed quite large and when compressed he gets even wider, but in super soft he is so squishy that you can kind of just… keep pushing. lol

I absolutely love the texture and design of the veins, the wrinkles, the scales and the ball sack. I can’t say I feel these features too much due to his size and softness but it really makes him appealing to look at.

Nile will sort of stand on his own (not really), if you leave him he’ll stand for a few seconds and then eventually topple over. This is the same story for Skylar. My Nile does not have  a suction cup, I’m not sure if he is offered with one but it would be a welcome addition. 

If you haven’t tried a weredog super soft XL toy yet I highly recommend you take the plunge. It’s such a different sensation, even on an XL like this there isn’t pain when pushing, just a wild sensation of fullness… Lovely.

Check out my firmness test here:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1NKrKzvfkwo

 

Specs (From Weredog):

  • Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft): 11.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11.2 inches
  • Total Length: 11.8 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200

Check it out here!

Weredog Nile XL Dildo Review

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Sink Protector – For drying Toys in shower 

I like to use my toys in the shower, and even I don’t I still wash them in the shower (using dawn dish soap). When I first started this practice I noticed that some toys got mold on the bottom of their bases. This was due to me leaving them drying on my shower bench/ledge which was a flat surface. After some trial and error I found these sink protectors (and another cheaper more flexible one that I trimmed for max coverage), these sink protectors work as a good drying rack for the toys, they let air circulate between the toy and the shower bench so that mold doesn’t grow.

These are a cost effective way to dry your toys in the shower!

  • Drying Solutions for Giant Silicone Dildos in the shower

Check it out here!

 

This link below is to a trimmable sink protector here, though this is not the same one I have, which was a rubbermaid that I purchased from my local grocery store.

 

https://amzn.to/4eu6Bge

Sink Protector for Dildo Drying

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Hankey’s Toys – Topher Michaels XXXL

Topher Michaels is a super thick dildo. I’ve had him for about a year and since before I decided to start ordering all my gigantic toys in 40% soft firmness. I can still take Topher Michaels but his 75% soft firmness is pretty firm given how thick he is. 

I still love the attention to detail on the shaft and the scrotum, as well as the nicely formed head. My Topher Michaels has a vac-u-lock hole but he will stand without issue on his own, he has a very large base and is correctly weighted!

I don’t have too much to say about Topher Michaels, he is an enjoyable ride, that is aimed at people looking for thick dildos that aren’t overly long. He is not quite as thick as Clyde while being a similar length but he is wider than Rentman XXXL, while being a lot shorter.

I think that if I had purchased him in 40% soft firmness I would use him more but 12+ inches of circumference (13+ at the base) is a lot to take in a medium firmness toy. He’s still an enjoyable ride but I think he’d be better in the 40% soft firmness (as can be said for most mega wide toys). My Rentman XXXL is 75% soft firmness and that seems to be the right firmness for him so it really does depend on the toy!

 

Specs (Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (Shaft Base): 13.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 12 inches
  • Total Length: 13 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.25 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $235.00 – I bought on sale for $180!

Check it out here!

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo Review

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Below you will see some comparison pictures of Ika XL to Ika L and the two Ika dildos vs a 12 oz soda can and 1 liter bottle

Naughty Fox – Santos XL/XXL

I bought the Santos XL/XXL dildo from Naughty Fox when they were having a sale a couple months ago, I think I got mine for 20% off? Mine was an in stock toy and I paid 203 + shipping. Because I got an in stock toy I had no choice of firmness or color or accessories. My Santos XL/XXL is medium firmness with no vac-u-lock hole.

You’ll notice that I keep saying XL/XXL and the reason is because I’m not sure what size this is. I bought an XXL, the product page mentions XXL in the description but the sizes available for ordering stop at XL. I’m going to call it XXL for the rest of the review since that’s what the product sizes chart says.

The medium firmness on my Santos XXL is pretty firm. I would have picked soft firmness if I had a choice (and honestly I could have just made a custom order), but I bought medium since it was what was in stock. Getting a softer firmness is a double edged sword as always, while it’s easier to compress the head of a soft firmness toy, it’s also easier to compress the shaft which makes it harder to force in, so honestly I’m not sure what the right firmness is.

Santos is a BIIIIG toy. Sneakily the 3rd biggest horse dildo head I own (behind the Brooklyn Supreme from TTC and the Italian Stallion from JTT), actually Santos might be the widest horse toy with a head that’s over 4.3 inches wide. I think my Brooklyn Supreme is 3.9 and 3.9 where Santos XXL is 4.3 and 3.5 so the two are very close. I have managed to take my Santos XXL (but only once), the same problem exists with the Brooklyn Supreme or Horse Dildo (from Hankey’s) where my wrists/arms get tired trying to keep the shaft from flopping around.

This toy, like most of the giant horse toys is probably best used with a partner. Now, don’t let that comment minimize just how massive the flared head on this is. It’s huge, and even with a partner, only the most experienced are going to be able to use him. I think in soft firmness it might be damn near impossible for a solo user to get Santos XXL in due to the flop but with a partner I bet that’s the ideal firmness to give the head a bit more play. I see on the website that split firmness is an option (for added cost), that’s probably the sweet spot if money is no object.

This is the first toy I’ve bought from Naughty Fox. Overall I would say I’m very happy with the experience. They are located in Germany but the prices included VAT and the shipping costs were very reasonable ($15 to the US). It took 21 days to receive my in stock toy, according to the shipper they didn’t get the toy until 12 days after I ordered it. Now idk if that’s accurate but it did seem like a long time between ordering and shipping though 21 days is not too long for an international toy. My hopes have been raised mainly because John Thomas Toys somehow gets in stock toys to me within 4 days so I know it’s possible.
Honestly none of this would matter to me except for the fact that I picked an in stock toy thinking that it would ship out super quickly. I would have been more patient and ordered an also discounted custom firmness if I had known it was going to take 21 days.

Either way, don’t let that dissaude you from ordering, just have realistic expectations on timeframe. Again, Naughty Fox had very reasonable pricing, especially for a platinum silicone fantasy maker. The quality of the toy is very nice, I would put the firmness in line with a medium from Bad Dragon (in a similarly sized toy), my Santos XXL has a pastel coloring and a matte-not-shiny texture. I haven’t had any issues with cleaning the toy or mold growth but I have not owned it for very long, assuming you dry the toy after cleaning I wouldn’t expect any mold to grow more than with other silicone toys. I can confirm that my Santos XXL does not react with any of my other platinum silicone toys from different brands (as expected), which is a good sign for quality.

Like most horse dildos, the excitement comes from the pop-in and the sheer size fo the toy, there isn’t too much texture on the shaft but once you get the head in you’re not going to be thinking about anything else anyways. I would not say that Santos XXL is a riding dildo, his head is simply too big, he’s a take it slow and look in the mirror kind of toy (IMO).

Would I say that Santos XXL is worth it? If you like giant horse dildos, I would say he definitely is. I’d recommend split firmness with a soft shaft and medium base as I think it would make taking him a bit easier. The fact that Naughty Fox has sales and you can get him for under $300 makes this a good value.

 

Specs (From Naughty Fox):

  • Circumference (head): 12.99 inches
  • Diameter (head): 4.33 x 3.93 inches (4.3 confirmed)
  • Max Circumference (head): 12.99 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.44 inches
  • Total Length: 18.11 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.56 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $260.00 – I bought in-stock on sale for $203

Check it out here!

Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo Review

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Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo vs Soda Can
Santos XXL vs Can
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo vs Bottle
Santos XXL vs Bottle
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo vs Horse Dildo`
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Santos XXL
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo vs Chance Flared XL
Chance Flared XL vs Santos XXL
Chance Flared XL vs Naughty Fox Santos XXL dildo
Chance Flared XL vs Santos XXL
Brooklyn Supreme vs Naughty Fox Santos XXL
Brooklyn Supreme vs Santos XXL
Naughty Fox Santos XXL dildo vs Brooklyn Supreme
Santos XXL vs Brooklyn Supreme
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo Head Diameter
Santos XXL Head Diameter
Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo Head Diameter
Santos XXL Head Diameter

 

Twin Tail Creations – The Brooklyn Supreme

The Brooklyn Supreme is the champion of horse dildos. He’s massive, colorful, well shaped and relatively soft. I paid $400 for my Brooklyn Supreme, I had hoped to get a flop or a sale but then this guy came into the inventory and I decided to buy it. Shipping was supre discrete but it wasn’t fast. It took 2.5-3 weeks to get my in-stock toy. That’s not slow compared to most toy makers but it is slow compared to both BD and Hankey’s. My toy straightened out but I was a bit nervous when I opened the box since the head was completely folded over (the box was too small), for a $400 dildo I think it deserves a bigger box lol. My toy does not have a suction cup base and it is in soft firmness.

At 21 inches tall and 4 inches wide at the smallest point, he is truly a sight to behold. Now before you ask, no I haven’t been able to take Brooklyn Supreme yet, I was holding off on this review until I tried it a little more, but now I wanted to get the comparison pictures up on the site since it looks like Brooklyn Supreme is going to be one of those toys that takes a while and/or only works for me sporadically (like Hankey’s Horse Dildo). The problem for me isn’t even the width, I KNOW I can take 4 inch wide toys, they aren’t easy but in soft for sure I can make it work, the problem with The Brooklyn Supreme is the length and the floppiness, same with most horse dildos. My wrists get tired from trying to line it up and keep it from flopping out, which usually ends the play session in surrender. I do not think a medium firmness would be better though I have no experience with Twin Tail Creations’ medium firmness, I feel like soft is the appropriate firmness or maybe split firmness if that ever becomes a thing. 

I fully intend to take The Brooklyn Supreme eventually, with enough warm-up and the right day I know I can take him, but until then he’s going to have to slot into the same category as my Italian Stallion (though the Brooklyn Supreme is markedly softer with a more forgiving head) and my Taurion XL – toys that I haven’t mastered yet. 

Would I recommend Brooklyn Supreme? That’s a tough one. If you think you can take him then for sure it’s worth a look. Even though I can’t take him yet, I still like the looks of him and trying to get him in turns me on anyways. But 400 dollars is a lot to spend on a dildo, and it gets even more expensive if you choose some color options or add a suction cup base. Yes he is a TON of silicone and soft silicone is not cheap. While I did have to pay for shipping, it was cheaper than most other stores at only 11 dollars for west to east coast UPS shipping. 

The Brooklyn Supreme is not a toy that pops up in inventory too often so it’s always a risk to wait for a sale, I think at $300, like I was able to get my Hunter Jack or Andre XXL for, he’s certainly worth it but for $400 it really becomes a tough call. I’m still glad I bought my Brooklyn Supreme just because he looks so great and is so massive but… If you can’t use him, that price is a hard pill to swallow.

 

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 12 inches
  • Max Circumference (ring): 12.75 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13 inches
  • Total Length: 21 inches
  • Usable Length: 18 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $400.00 – Yes, I paid that

Check it out here!

Brooklyn Supreme Dildo Review

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Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Bottle
Brooklyn Supreme vs Bottle
Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs bottle
Brooklyn Supreme vs Bottle
Brooklyn Supreme Dildo Head Depth
Brooklyn Supreme Head Depth
Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs soda can
Brooklyn Supreme vs Can
Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Can
Brooklyn Supreme vs Can
Brooklyn Supreme head width dildo
Brooklyn Supreme Head Width
Brooklyn Supreme Dimensions Twin Tail Creations
Brooklyn Supreme Dimensions
Brooklyn Supreme dildo vs Jackson dildo
Jackson vs Brooklyn Supreme
Brooklyn Supreme vs Horse Dildo
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Brooklyn Supreme
Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Italian Stallion XL dildo
Italian Stallion XL vs Brooklyn Supreme
Seraphina XL vs Brooklyn Supreme Dildo Size
Seraphina XL vs Brooklyn Supreme
Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Santos XXL dildo
Brooklyn Supreme vs Santos XXL
Santos XXL vs Brooklyn Supreme Profile
Santos XXL vs Brooklyn Supreme

 

Nothosaur – Oak XXL

I got my Oak XXL from Nothosaur on Amazon, the XXL is the largest size they sell there, which means that comparatively speaking my Oak XXL is smaller than most of my other recently bought toys (though I did just order an Archer L and Ika L), but the Nothosaur website sells an XXXL version for $289.99 (get 10% off with coupon code GiantDildos). The $289 for the XXL was a big step up in price for what I was looking for anyways.

I Picked my Nothosaur Oak XXL because I wanted a flexible toy with texture that I could use on my HiSmith machine. Oak 100% fits the bill there, he is extremely textured with little bumps all along the shaft in addition to some nicely designed veins. He also has a piercing at the tip but that is not super noticeable for a toy of this size on someone who is as experienced as I am. 

I’m not sure what my firmness is, I think the default Amazon firmness is medium so we’ll assume that’s the case. Oak is extremely flexible and bendy (I’ll be putting up a video soon to show you what I mean), but he has a great suction cup that will stay attached to smooth surfaces extremely well. On my HiSmith machine I use a double sided suction cup to attach him to my large suction plate and it works great. For use on a wall or the floor Oak’s own suction cup is more than sufficient (again, see video). I wish that Oak had a cumtube (like I wish all my toys had a cumtube) but it’s not a big negative. He is still an insanely enjoyable ride.

Assuming that my Amazon bought toy is a medium firmness, that is the firmness I would recommend. Unlike some other toys, Nothosaur’s firmness runs on the softer side and that is a good thing. I love how flexible my Hunter Jack XXL is, same with my Conola. Oak is a toy that you can definitely get in medium firmness without having to worry.

If you have an f-machine like the hismith, I HIGHLY recommend getting Oak for a ton of stimulation. The bumps on the shafter a super unique experience and if you’re looking for sensation, this is your toy!

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Diameter (head): 2.6 inches
  • Max Diameter (shaft): 3 inches
  • Shaft Diameter: 3 inches
  • Total Length: 10.8 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $179.00 – Cheaper with promos on Amazon page

Check it out here!

Nothosaur Oak XXL dildo

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Nothosaur Oak XXL dildo vs Bottle
Oak XXL vs Bottle 2
Nothosaur Oak XXL vs Bottle Review
Oak XXL vs Bottle
Nothosaur Oak XXL dildo vs Can
Oak XXL vs Can

 

Nothosaur Oak XXL dildo vs Pearce XL
Oak XXL vs BD Pearce XL
Nothosaur Oak XXL dildo vs Baron L
Oak XXL vs Bron L
Nothosaur Oak XXL vs Baron L
Oak XXL vs Baron L