Hankey’s Toys – XXXCalibur XXL


I bought my XXXCalibur toy in size XXL from Hankey’s Toys about a year ago. I’ve been enjoying him since, but I never got around to writing a review or posting comparison pictures… Well, now I am.

XXXCalibur in XXL is a great toy because he is super long – over 17 inches (yes, that long) – which means he can really get deep inside to provide a level of stimulation that many dildos are either too short, or too wide to accomplish. XXXCalibur is perfect for this job. 

XXXCalibur is an uncut dildo with a tapered head, this makes him ideal not only for sensational play sessions but he can also be a great warm-up toy. I posted a comparison picture vs my XL Sveinn from Bad Dragon (which is one of my current warm-up toys), you can see that they have a very similar shape to start, though the XXXCalibur is more detailed on the shaft with some veins and a little bit of an outline around the tip.

XXXCalibur is also a great toy because of the magnificent balls. I love that Hankey’s Toys takes care of this aspect, lots of dildo makers let the balls kind of morph into the base of the toy, which is good for stability but takes away from the usability and visuals of the balls.

My XXXCalibur dildo in XXL will not stand on his own, the toy I have has a vac-u-hole so I can put him on my Hankey’s 7 inch suction cup to use him on the ground, he leans over a ton still, but he doesn’t fall over when he’s on the suction up. Either way, once you have the tip inserted he is pretty easy to ride and push deeper. My toy is 75% soft, while I think 40% soft would definitely be enjoyable, I’d imagine it would be even harder to stand up in that firmness.

I usually recommend people buy their huge dildos in the softest firmness but XXXCalibur is thin enough that 75% soft works extremely well, he can wiggle and move with your insides so I may recommend just sticking with the 75% soft firmness. Obviously you should go slow and practice before taking this toy to the max, he isn’t super thick but he is extremely long.

I didn’t expect to get such a great feeling from XXXCalibur, but there is definitely something to be said for depth play, once he’s about 10 inches deep, it makes my knees go weak. Amazing!

Sidenote: The webpage calls XXXCalibur “Thor’s Hammer” so I don’t know if this used to be called that or what the deal is, I’d rather type out “Thor’s Hammer” than XXXCalibur like I did about a dozen times in this review but either one is a good name.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 8.00 inches
  • Max Circumference (mid): 10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.2 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00

Check it out here!

XXXCalibur Dildo Review

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Bad Dragon – Nova XL Dildo


I got my Nova XL from Bad Dragon in soft shaft firm base as a flop for $160. Purchased at the same time as my new Austin XL in split firmness (idk, I guess I got lucky with the drops!). I really like my Nova XL. He has a satisfying knot (that’s bigger than you’d expect from the looks of it) at 4 inches in diameter. It’s doable but just be mindful that the shaft before the knot is wider than toys like Austin or Tucker or especially Rex. That makes the knot easier to take (width-wise) but you have to make it to the knot first (which the wider shaft can make more difficult). 

The grooves and texture on the Nova are excellent. This is another area that sets him apart from some of the other knotted toys. The dildo isn’t definted by the knot. Kind of like Seraphina (which I feel confident in saying nobody would ever be able to knot in XL form), the Knot is an added bonus but the dildo is completely enjoyable if you can’t master the knot. 

I got my toy with a cumtube and a suction cup (again, I got lucky with a flop drop), in a wonderful coloration. It’s listed as a rogue color so I don’t have any clue what it is, but I really like it. Nova has no problem standing on his own and the suction cup works very well.

No negatives to think of, Nova is a great toy!

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 9 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 12.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9 inches
  • Total Length: 13.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 11 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Nova XL Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – Double Dildo XL


I’ve had my Double Dildo XL from Hankey’s Toys since last November (2023 Black Friday Sale) and he has been a super unique and really enjoyable dildo. You’ll notice in the comparison pics I couldn’t really find a good comparison outside of another Hankey’s Toy called the Three Amigos. Unlike the Three Amigos, the Double Dildo XL is only 2 dongs vs three so it’s less of a cylinder shape, though the widest side of the Double Dildo is wider than the widest side of the Three Amigos. I would still say the Double Dildo is a bit easier to take due to its overall shape vs the Three Amigos which takes a bit of navigating, lol.

The Double Dildo XL is a super wide (in one direction) toy, it has a max width of just over 5 inches by 3 inches for a max circumference (at the knot) of 14.5 inches!!!! Thankfully the Double Dildo is super tapered (it goes from 6.5 inch circumference to 14.5 inch so you have a lot of run-up before you’re challenging that super sized width.

I got my toy in the standard 75% soft firmness (it was a sale toy and I had no choice), but I do wish I got him in 40% soft firmness which is my new go to for Hankey’s Toys. I find the 40% soft firmness in the super mega giant sized dildos is more forgiving and enjoyable, for me at least.

The only negative I have with the Double Dildo is that there is no option to add a vac-u-lock hole. I’m guessing it has something to do with the thinnest part being the middle but in a toy that’s as wide as this I think they could have done it. I understand on the smaller toys but the XL Should come with the option, the Double Dildo has no issues standing on its own but I would have liked to use the vac-u-lock hole with my HiSmith machine, for now I’ve had to make do with a double sided suction cup, which works well enough but it would be better with the hole.

If you’re looking for a super unique, and super-wide experience, I highly recommend Double Dildo XL!

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 6.5 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 14.5 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 12.75 inches
  • Total Length: 12.1 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.75 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $189 – I bought on sale for 30% off 

Check it out here!

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL Review

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Bad Dragon – Crackers XL (Legacy)


Better late than never? I’ve had Crackers XL for over 2 years and Crackers L for even longer. Why did I wait so long to review it? So Long that now Crackers (the ones I have) are legacy models replaced by a newer mold! Since my Crackers just got replaced it made me want to use him again and thusly review him. Using Crackers XL also made me think I should start adding a difficulty metric to my reviews lol.
Crackers is an amazingly shaped and textured toy. Mine are medium firmness with suction cups and cum tubes. I’d be lying if I said I could take Crackers XL any day of the week, he’s a big boy (4.5 inches at widest point) and the bulge accompanied with the small lower shaft means he is a big challenge to fully take (not only due to the sheer width but also the fact that the upper part of the toy wants to push down on the lower shaft). I am not sure if soft firmness would help or hurt the usability, it would be easier to compress the width with soft but also easier to compress the lower shaft.

Now here’s the good news. Crackers L and Crackers XL in the new model got a bit of a resize. XL got smaller (4.4 vs 4.5 inch max) and L got larger (3.4 vs 3.1 inch max). That will make both of these toys better IMO. My large Crackers is an amazing ride but for me as a giant dildo fanatic he was a bit too skinny, at 3.4 inches he is probably a great size for most people looking for a challenging ride but not an an impossible one. At 4.4 inches (if that really is smaller and not just measurement differences) I think the XL will be slightly more manageable (though still a beast). 

Crackers is 100% worthwhile to own if you like to feel full and work past a knot. While Crackers isn’t knotted the smaller lower shaft makes him fit in that category as far as I’m concerned. The unique shape is truly wonderful.

Like I recommend with all my BD toys, I’d get him with a suction cup and cum tube. My Crackers have no problem standing on their own and the suction cup does let them easily stay attacked to a tile wall!

 Specs (From Bad Dragon) – Legacy (Owned):

  • Circumference (head): 12 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft): 13.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13.25 inches
  • Total Length: 12.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 10 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

 Specs (From Bad Dragon) – Current Model:

  • Circumference (head): 12 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft): 13.7 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13.7 inches
  • Total Length: 14.15 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.9 inches
  • MSRP (with CT & SC): $220.00

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Crackers XL Dildo
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Exotic-Erotics – Elephant XL


I bought my Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL dildo the same time I bought my Jackson dildo from Exotic-Erotics (EE), while I was able to take Jackson immediately, I was nowhere close to able to take Elephant XL who has a head that’s 4.53 inches at the widest point. Now you’ve seen Taurion XL that has a similar diameter, but that is still more of a challenge since it’s a rounded head whereas Elephant XL is not even on all sides. In fact, the way I had to take Elephant XL (honestly I don’t think it would let you take him any other way, he’s naturally position himself as such) was sideways with the longest dimension going front-back. Trying to take him straight on is just too wide and awkward, like I was saying I think the dildo would naturally position itself in the sideways orientation. Even though I had to “cheat” and take the dildo a certain way I still feel it’s a huge accomplishment, 4.5 inches in diameter is nothing to scoff at and the head is even bigger in person. When I first got Elephant XL I thought there would never be a day when I could get him inside of me… He’s THAT big.

 

Length-wise Elephant XL is equally impressive, standing (flopping) at 19.75 inches he’s right up there with the longest of dildos I own. Unlike Jackson from Exotic-Erotics, Elephant XL does not have a suction cup base but he does have a much heftier shaft and base. Elephant XL (at least my Elephant XL dildo) won’t stand on his own but it’s much more stable than some of the skinnier dildos, mine is soft firmness (I feel like medium would work too) and it wouldn’t surprise me if there were some of these that could stand on their own in medium (maybe if they ended up with a different lean). Either way, he’s stiff enough to easily use and once he’s in you can ride him well. I have only been able to take half of this dildo length-wise. While I know I can take much longer, the size of the head doesn’t really lend itself to comfortably snaking its way inside of you (at least not all the time, I’m sure there are some occasions where the stars align and you can go much deeper). Regardless of depth, for me the enjoyment came/comes from pop-in and wonderment of getting that humongous head inside of you. Due to the shape it wasn’t a painful or unenjoyable experience in the slightest, he gradually opened me up and got himself in, obviously I’m extremely experienced and it took even me a while to work up to Elephant XL but if you are experienced, it’s nothing but good times

 

I bought my Elephant XL during black Friday so I got a significant discount. As of the time of this writing (May 10th) there is another sale going on at Exotic-Erotics and I did see a couple Elephant XL’s (in really cool colors) in inventory, I’d definitely recommend picking on up if you’re thinking about it. Now that I know it’s an achievable goal and a really pleasurable experience I can definitely recommend you take the chance on him (again, IF you’re experienced with giant dildos). I’d recommend him in soft firmness since that’s what I have but I think medium firmness would probably also work

Like with my Jackson dildo, I received a very nice silk style storage bag for free 🙂

 

Specs (From Exotic-Erotics):

  • Circumference (head): 12.28 inches
  • Diameter (head): 4.53 inches
  • Max Circumference (lowest usable): 12.87 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.78 inches
  • Total Length: 19.25 inches
  • Usable Length: 17.50 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $295.00 – I bought on sale for $232

Check it out here!

Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo
Elephant XL

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Nothosaur – Conola XXL


I bought Nothosaur’s Conola XXL on a suggestion for a toy that’s similar to Chance Flared XL. Conola XXL is certainly similar to Chance Flared XL but I think he’s a middle ground between either Chance Unflared XL and Chance Flared XL or between Chance Flared XL and Chance Flared L. He has a definite pop-in with a wonderfully shaped head but he’s easier to manage than the XL Chance Flared. 

I didn’t have an option to specify firmness (I bought from Amazon) but mine is a very soft dildo but firm enough to get in. Conola XXL will not stand on his own (not even close), he has a suction base that will keep him attached to the ground or a wall but expect the head to flop almost all the way down. 

My Conola XXL has cum tube which is a great feature, it works just as well as the ones from BD though the syringe is smaller than the ones they provide (no big team to me since I buy my own anyways).

I wish Conola XXL had a bigger base just for appearance, and obviously I wish they offered an even large size but I guess that is what Hunter Jack XXL is for, right? lol

Nothosaur Conola XXL is about 3.5 inches at the widest part of his head.

Update: I found a great use case for Conola… The HiSmith machine! It turns out that the base is just small enough (like barely small enough) to fit on the 6.5 inch hismith suction adapter and the firmness and shape make him an amazing toy to thrust with (obviously if you’re experienced like I am). Where Chance flared is too big and Chance unflared is too small, Conola XXL is the goldilocks horse dildo!

Check out the firmness video and unboxing here!

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.3 inches
  • Total Length: 15 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.4 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00 – 10% discount at time of purchase (paid $190)

Buy it from Amazon!

Nothosaur Conola XXL Review
Nothosaur Conola XXL

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Bad Dragon – Seraphina XL


I’m not sure why it took me so long to review Seraphina XL, I think I thought I already had… Anyways, I have 3 of these bad boys. I have one in medium firmness (pictured), another in soft firmness with no attachments and then another in soft firmness that’s identical to the one pictured with cumtube and suction cup. I recommend soft firmness given the toy’s length and girth – that’s why I have 3 of them, I bought the medium firmness first and then the soft with no attachments and once I decided I liked the ride I bought another fully loaded soft firmness.

Seraphina XL is the biggest horse dildo (maybe the biggest dildo outside of Andre XXL?) that Bad Dragon sells. At nearly 20 inches long and 3.6 inches tip diameter, he’s a wonderful toy for size queens and at this size, his price is a great value considering the other options on the market (especially if you get a flop like I did).

Seraphina won’t stand up on his own (even in medium), unless you have him suction cupped to the floor (even then a soft won’t really stay up), but he will easily stay affixed to a shower tile wall. Seraphina XL doesn’t have the huge pop-in like Chance XL Flared but he bests Vector XL and Chance Unflared XL easily in this category. Like with Vector XL I have achieved a hands-free finish with Seraphina XL but again, thanks to the ease of achieving it with Chance XL Flared or Captain’s Hook, I don’t use Seraphina XL for that purpose as often as I could. 

Seraphina is technically a knotted toy (4.6 inch diameter) but for me that is irrelevant on the XL size. I can get to the knot but that’s it, the toy is simply too long for me to push past the knot, I’m sure someone out there has been able too but it’s not me. Honestly I like the knot visually but I think the toy is plenty exciting enough without taking the knot. The lumps and texture on this toy make for one of the most unique horse-dildo experiences you can find. If you’re big into equine style dildos like I am, Seraphina XL is an absolute must. 

 

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 11 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 14.13 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11.13 inches
  • Total Length: 19.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 16.88 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Seraphina XL
Seraphina XL

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Nothosaur – Hunter Jack XXL (with tube) 


Is imitation the highest form of flattery? Maybe. But it definitely makes sense to copy after one of the most successful dildo makers on the market… Now let me clarify here, Hunter Jack XXL is its own toy, it’s 21 inches long and pretty darn wide. It’s a horse cock, and horse cocks are horse cocks so I don’t think you can claim the overall shape is a copy… But, there are some other aspects that feel very  “BD Like”. The logo on the base of the toy is in the same location as the bad dragon logo, on quick glance it even looks the same as the BD logo. The toy arrived with a dildo keychain a character card and even stickers. THAT feels super “BD Like”. In addition to those, the toy also came with a nice storage bag (something that other toy makers like John Thomas and Exotic-Erotics also include). The final comparisons to BD would be the tube and the suction cup base – now I have no idea if these are patented in any way since I’ve seen plenty of other makers with ejaculating dildos but they’re just another similarity. Of course I mention this because Nothosaur has faced some backlash in the dildo community for making knock-offs or non-quality rip-offs.

It should be noted that the sticker price of Hunter Jack XXL with tube is $400. Yes, FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS. So it’s certainly not a cheap toy. I actually waited for my birthday to come around so I could get a 25% off coupon (which I did), that lowered the price of Hunter Jack XXL to $299 with free shipping. Still extremely expensive but palatable at least. Nothosaur also has an Amazon store which has discount codes frequently and quick prime shipping. Unfortunately Hunter Jack XXL with tube was not one of the available toys.

Like most dildo shipments, Hunter Jack XXL from Nothosaur arrived super-discretely in a well packed box (see pic), it shipped from some generic company name in China, but unlike my John Thomas Toys I was never notified about it getting held up in customs, nor did it had declaration pages taped to the outside so I’m not sure what the difference is there. I did choose UPS for an extra 10 bucks so maybe that helped. My Nothosaur toy arrived within 7 days of ordering, not 7 business days, 7 real days. Again, I chose the faster UPS shipping so I’m not sure how much slower it would be with the free shipping, but 7 days is totally respectable in the giant dildo market.

Now let’s talk about the toy itself. I’ve only had the toys for a couple days so I can’t talk about durability but I can talk about experience. I know I’m supposed to hate Nothosaur but I don’t. Let me say, I REALLY love my Hunter Jack XXL with tube. He is massive but proportioned correctly to still use, I love the texture on the shaft and the ammo belt and the ball sack. He is an extremely visually appealing dildo, right up there with Chance and Vector. 

I purchased a “Hard” firmness toy, per the website’s recommendation and I would also recommend that as the firmness to choose (at least for anal use). He is still very floppy with hard firmness (in XXL at least) so I think soft would be pretty much unusable. In Hard firmness he’s easy to insert and easy to push deep inside thanks to his floppiness. 

When I bought Hunter Jack XXL I didn’t even realize he had a suction cup, but he does (identical to BD suction cup bases), which is a nice add-on feature that kind of makes the price (at $300) a little more tolerable, a comparable BD would be like $220-$240 + shipping. 

Obviously I’m very well versed in my giant dildos but I was able to take Hunter Jack XXL down to the medial ring on the first try – what a sensation. 

In the end, I highly recommend Nothosaur’s Hunter Jack XXL. I didn’t expect to love it – and maybe I’m wrong for loving it – but I do love it. It’s a 100% recommended addition to my horse cock stable and because of the tube and the firmness and the size I think it’s a worthy addition to anyone’s stable if you have a 25% off coupon code.

Would I have paid $400 for Hunter Jack XXL? No, I wouldn’t have. It’s nothing personal but I have my limits. $300 is already super expensive and is at my upper limit. I’ve only ever spent that much on a handful of Giant Dildos (Andre XXL, Horse Dildo from Hankey’s and Elephant/Jackson from Exotic-Erotics). Compared to the amount of silicone in those toys, especially Andre XXL it doesn’t make much sense for why this would ever be $400. My hope is that Nothosaur comes to their senses and drops the price to compete with other non-etsy toy makers. $400 is simply too much, it’s a great experience but it’s certainly not twice as great of an experience as Vector XL or Seraphina XL. 

Hunter Jack XXL will not stand on his own unless firmly suction cupped to the floor. Hunter Jack has no problems staying stuck to a shower-tile wall with his suction cup.

 If you can’t wait and you really want to buy a Nothosaur without the 25% off birthday coupon (you’re required to send them a pic of your ID but can black out things like address and license #) you can use code “GIANTDILDOS” for 10% off but I’d really recommend waiting for the birthday discount code if possible, especially if you’re buying an XXL.

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Diameter (head): 3.4 inches
  • Max Diameter (medial ring): 3.6 inches
  • Shaft Diameter: 3-2-3.6 inches
  • Total Length: 21/6 inches
  • Usable Length: 17 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $400 – I bought at 25% for $300

Check it out here!

Check out Nothosaur’s store on Amazon

Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL
Hunter Jack XXL

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Bad Dragon – Amon – XL


Bad Dragon’s Amon XL dildo is a new toy from the people at BD. He is a super girthy, very well shaped and textured not super long (though not short at all) toy. I purchased Amon XL on release day in soft firmness. My Amon does not have a cumtube sadly, but he does have a suction cup.
I fully recommend Amon in soft firmness if you get an XL, he’s still firm enough to get in but once he is, the squishyness just totally fills up your insides, it’s a really great experience.
My Amon is colored in Amon’s natural and he is one of the prettiest toys I own. Hard to see on the pictures but he has a visible sparkle from glitter within the silicone. Really beautiful.

One thing I really must give Bad Dragon kudos on with many toys but specifically with Amon, are the deliberate designs they put together. Amon is not overly textured but the texture is targeted and well defined, this makes for both a visually stunning appearance and highly sensational ride.

If you’re looking for a super thick dildo that isn’t too long, I would definitely recommend Amon. I got lucky and found a flop with a suction cup and soft firmness but I would really really recommend him in soft if you get an XL, in medium I’m sure he’d be a fun ride but he’s a big boy and I personally enjoy the feeling of fullness that the soft firmness gives.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 10.75 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13.25 inches
  • Shaft Diameter: 4.69 inches
  • Total Length: 14.13 inches
  • Usable Length: 11.56 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo Review
Amon – XL

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Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo Review
Amon – XL
Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo Review
Amon – XL
Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs Soda Can
Amon XL vs Soda Can
Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs Soda Can 2
Amon XL vs Soda Can
Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs 1L Bottle
Amon XL vs 1L Bottle
Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs 1L Bottle
Amon XL vs 1L Bottle
Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs Demogorgon
Amon XL vs Demogorgon XL
Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs Demogorgon XL
Amon XL vs Demogorgon XL
Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs Latin Lover XXXL
Amon XL vs Latin Lover XXXL

 

Bad Dragon – Votan – XL


Votan XL is one of the dildos that I’ve had my eye on for literally years. He is a very tall, fairly wide offering from Bad Dragon, before they released Seraphina, Vector and Ky’el he was also the longest (I believe) which is what caught my eye. They discontinued him and I never really got around to picking him up but on a recent sale I was able to grab him for $150 so I snapped him up.
My Votan XL is medium firmness with no accessories (unfortunately the case with many of the sale items), I would have preferred a soft with a cumtube but we take what we can get. Votan has a very enjoyable head shape and shaft curve, I was able to take him almost all the way on the first use but I weirdly hit a hard limit with probably two inches left on the shaft, I assume a soft firmness toy could go further but I’m surprised that I ran into this issue considering my Vector is medium firmness can I can take him further than that. Either way I’m happy with Votan, the sensation of the ridged and bulbous head is very enjoyable and almost got me to climax by itself, definitely thin enough to be a riding toy but girthy enough that it’s going to fill even the most experienced users quite well.

If I had to compare him to another toy I’d say he is a thinner version of Ky’el, I can take more of Votan than even my soft Ky’el XL because he’s thinner but if you’re looking for a slightly larger (and easier to obtain) version of Votan I’d certainly consider Ky’el XL. they have similar feeling heads and shaft shapes (though again Ky’el is bigger). 

Overall I’m really happy with Votan, he’s one of the toys that lived up to the hype (or what I was expecting for years and years), if you can pick him up still I’d highly recommend him and he’d be even better with a cumtube and soft firmness.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11 inches
  • Total Length: 16.2 inches
  • Usable Length: 12.45 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought on sale for $150

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Bad Dragon Votan XL Review
Votan – XL

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Votan XL vs Bottle
Votan XL vs 1L Bottle
Votan XL vs Can
Votan XL vs Soda Can
Bad Dragon Votan XL vs Ky'el XL
Votan XL vs Ky’el XL
Bad Dragon Votan XL vs Ky'el XL
Votan XL vs Ky’el XL (alt)
Bad Dragon Votan XL vs Zaratan XL
Votan XL vs Zaratan XL
Votan vs Chance XL
Votan vs Chance XL
Bad Dragon Votan XL Sizes
Votan Size Comparisons
Bad Dragon Votan Dimensions
Votan Dimensions