Nothosaur – Alcanon XL


I ordered my Nothosaur Alcanon XL after browsing the Nothosaur Amazon page. Alcanon peaked my interest because of his great size and awesome textures. Nothosaur was running a coupon code at the time (they might still be) that allowed me to get this XL toy for $153. That’s a pretty good price for a dildo of this size and quality, especially with a built in suction cup.

Alcanon XL is pretty soft, I didn’t have a choice of firmness on amazon but I think he’s a medium firmness. I would definitely recommend this firmness be chosen though, any firmer would be a bit difficult to take given that the bulge on Alcanon is 3.5 by 3.5 inches in diameter!

I really love the shape of Alcanon with the very detailed head, you get two “pop-ins” with this toy. Once for the head and again for the huge bulge I just mentioned. In addition to a great shape, the textured bumps on the head and shaft really set this toy apart.

Alcanon doesn’t currently come with a cum tube option, but this toy does have a built in suction cup. I’ve found that he sticks to tiled wall pretty well with the balls on top, with balls down it still sticks but I’ve found it will eventually fall off. Alcanon also has no problem standing on it’s own which makes this toy super easy to ride.

I highly recommend this beautiful toy, especially if you’re looking for a more budget friendly silicone option (this isn’t a cheap toy, but if you can get it for 150 like I did that’s an amazing buy).

Check out a Youtube video of Alcanon’s firmness here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sjeRDv61nQU

 

Specs (Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 9.8 inches
  • Max Circumference (bulge): 10.4 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.4 inches
  • Total Length: 13.4 inches
  • Usable Length: 11.4 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $289 – I bought on Amazon for $150

Check it out here!

Also available directly from Nothosaur

Nothosaur Alcanon XL Dildo Review

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Weredog – Nile XL


When I bought my first toy from Weredog (A Juniper XL) I was so happy that I immediately bought two other super soft toys, a Skylar XL and this Nile XL. I absolutely love Weredog. They make a really high quality dildo that is also large enough to satisfy, their super soft is actually super soft (so filling!) and their shipping is super fast.

Nile is a fairly normal shaped reptile themed cock. He has a bulge near the tip that thins out towards the base, this gives you a very filling feeling and also lets the super soft squishiness compress a bit at the base but not get too wide that it becomes overly challenging to take. 

Now, in XL Nile is not an easy toy for most to take because he is indeed quite large and when compressed he gets even wider, but in super soft he is so squishy that you can kind of just… keep pushing. lol

I absolutely love the texture and design of the veins, the wrinkles, the scales and the ball sack. I can’t say I feel these features too much due to his size and softness but it really makes him appealing to look at.

Nile will sort of stand on his own (not really), if you leave him he’ll stand for a few seconds and then eventually topple over. This is the same story for Skylar. My Nile does not have  a suction cup, I’m not sure if he is offered with one but it would be a welcome addition. 

If you haven’t tried a weredog super soft XL toy yet I highly recommend you take the plunge. It’s such a different sensation, even on an XL like this there isn’t pain when pushing, just a wild sensation of fullness… Lovely.

Check out my firmness test here:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1NKrKzvfkwo

 

Specs (From Weredog):

  • Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft): 11.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11.2 inches
  • Total Length: 11.8 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.3 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200

Check it out here!

Weredog Nile XL Dildo Review

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Bad Dragon – Baron – XL


I’m so glad I pulled the trigger on my soft Baron XL dildo from Bad Dragon, one of my all time favorite toys now. I had always wanted to grab him but was too scared he’d be so big that’s dangerous. Well, after getting Ranger XXL and Taurion XL (which I have yet to master) I felt a little more comfortable buying Baron XL. His ridges are noticeable but they aren’t that scary in soft firmness.

Speaking of firmness, I highly recommend soft firmness because it’s squishy and enjoyable but it’s probably a lot harder to take than the medium firmness. I really have to prop up the shaft when inserting Baron XL in soft firmness, he just wants to fold over and squish down on himself. My Baron XL has no cum tube and no suction cup which is a bummer but that coloration is truly amazing. I picked up a super minor flop for $160 so I didn’t have a choice in the matter. Luckily, Baron is still useable without a suction cup base, unlike my XL Stan which definitely needs a suction cup to be usable (in my situation). 

Baron has amazing texture the whole way down and he truly is a massive dildo (see pictures), if you’re on the fence about him, I would definitely pick one up if he ever comes in stock on a drop. Again, I like my soft firmness, once he’s in the sensation is AMAZING, but it’s not an easy task to get him in due to how squishy he is. If given the option to do it again I would still choose soft but just be aware of how unruly he is, lol.

Baron has a definite pop-in sensation on the smaller sizes (at least my medium firmness L does) but I don’t get much of that with my XL. Not sure if that’s due to the firmness or the sheer fact that it is a MASSIVE toy. I’ve often said that if the toy gets too big you kind of lose the sensation of the textures simply because you’re overwhelmed with the stretch, that might be the case with my XL Baron. 

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 14 inches
  • Max Circumference (head): 14 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13.5 inches
  • Total Length: 13.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo Review
Baron – XL

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