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Posted on March 26, 2024October 22, 2024 by GiantDildos

Ranking the Best Horse Dildos

I’m a HUGE fan of huge horse dildos. Check out my ranking below! Click images for full reviews

Each one of the tier 1 dildos is 100% worth owning for all horse dildo lovers!

Tier 1 (The Best)

Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL — Hunter Jack XXL

Nothosaur Hunter XXL (with tube) is one of the best Horse Dildos I own. He is 21 inches long and very thick (3.6 inch head). With a suction cup base he is a great wall ride.
Buy Hunter Jack XXL from Amazon
Buy Hunter Jack XXL Here

Hankey’s Horse Dildo 4XL is amazing. He has a massive head (4.13 inches) and a wonderful shape. I have him in 40% soft firmness which means he’s kind of difficult to insert, but he feels great when he’s in.

Buy Horse Dildo 4XL Here

Bad Dragon Chance Flared XL Dildo Review GiantDildos.net — Chance Flared – XL

Bad Dragon Chance Flared XL is the best horse dildo to own (IMO). The other two in this tier are also amazing, they’re bigger than Chance Flared XL but there is NO pop-in like Chance Flared XL. This is the authentic experience and a great p-spot stimulation. A must have for all horse dildo fans.

Visit Chance Flared’s Page Here

Bad Dragon Tucker XL Dildo Review — Tucker XL

Bad Dragon Tuckerd XL is a unique horse dildo since he has a great knot that’s actually usable (unlike the one on Seraphina XL), Tucker is my favorite knotted toy right now and highly recommended!

Buy Tucker XL Here

Weredog Juniper XL is the newest horse dildo I own and because of its softness he gets to go in tier 1. It is about the size of Vector but can squirm its way deep inside because of how soft they are!

Buy Juniper XL Here!

Tier 2 (Great Ride)

Chance Unflared XL — Chance Unflared – XL

Chance Unflared is the OG He’s too thin for me to really enjoy now but for MOST people he’s still the choice. A massive horse cock in his own right that put the genre on the map.
Buy Chance Unflared Here!

Exotic-Erotics Jackson is another super long horse dildo with a great head. It’s pretty floppy in soft but the suction cup base makes it great for wall usage.

Buy Jackson Here

Vector was when I first realized I was REALLY into horse dildos. He’s thicker than Chance and it’s a great experience. Not too difficult that you can’t get him in but still big enough to be super enjoyable!

Buy Vector Here!

Seraphina XL in soft firmness is an amazing horse/equine style dildo. It probably has every right to be tier 1 but for the time being I’m going to put it here, highly enjoyable as a super textured giant horsecock!

Buy Seraphina Here!

Horse Dildo 2 4XL Hankeys — Horse Dildo II – 4XL

Horse Dildo II in 4XL is a great Horse dildo from Hankey’s toys. He has no flare so he’s easier to use than the OG Horse Dildo but he’s still MASSIVE
Buy Horse Dildo II Here

Nothosaur Conola XXL Review — Nothosaur Conola XXL

Conola XXL is a great dildo for those looking for a flared head with limited texture that slots between Chance Unflared XL and Chance Flared XL

Buy Conola XXL from Amazon

Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo Review — Naughty Fox Santos XXL

Santos XXL is a great dildo for those looking for a HUGE flared head. Santos XXL has the widest head of any horse dildo I own (outside of Italian Stallion)

Buy Santos XXL Here

Tier 3 (Not Bad, Not Great)

Bad Dragon BumbleHooves XL Dildo Review (updated model) — Bumblehooves (2.0) – XL

I want to love the redesigned Bumblehooves XL, he’s a great size but he’s got a boring texture and leaves me wanting more
Buy Bumblehooves XL here

Bad Dragon Sleipnir L Dildo Review GiantDildos.net — Sleipnir – L

Sleipnir in Large Size is a good dildo, just not one of my favorite horse dildos. He’s on the smaller side (length wise) so for me it’s not as enjoyable as some others here. Still a great toy overall though.

Buy Sleipner Here

Stubbs is much like Sleipnir, he’s on the shorter side (obviously) and he’s not really exciting enough to make me love him. I bought him without any comparison so I didn’t really know what to expect since he’s a retired legacy toy with no product page. Good for F-Machines!

Legacy Toy (No Product Page)

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo Review — Nothosaur Ranger XXL

Ranger is technically a horse dildo but he’s massive. Very similar to my Taurion XL (Ranger XXL came first actually) so I’ll have to see if Taurion counts as a horse dildo too lol. Only reason Ranger XXL is tier 3 is because he’s super hard to take in the medium firmness he is, no flared head means you don’t get the pop-in like Santos XXL. I’ve only taken Ranger XXL (like Santos XXL) once so far. He’s tough!

Buy Ranger XXL here

Huge (Not yet able to take)

John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo Review — Italian Stallion XL

John Thomas Toys’ Italian Stallion XL is the biggest dildo I own, it’s 25 inches long with a HUGE head. I want to love him but it’s simply too firm and too big to use. I’ll keep trying though (They need softer silicone). Until I get him in he sits here.

Buy Italian Stallion XL Here

Brooklyn Supreme

The Brooklyn Supreme from Twin Tail Creations (TTC) is the pièce de résistance of Horse Dildos. I have yet to master him (too floppy) but I’ll keep trying. Until I get him in he sits here.

Buy Brooklyn Supreme Here

Shower Enema Hoses

Posted on March 24, 2024March 24, 2024 by GiantDildos

Shower Enema Hoses – For Prep

So, before I go on a long (and deep) play session, I need to be clean. Nothing turns me off more than seeing something other than cumlube come out when I’m playing with my toys. For that reason I have a very thorough and disciplined cleaning schedule before playtime. First I use an enema bag at least once (usually twice) before playing. I fill up in the shower then relocate to the toilet (ew, right?). But after the enema bag portion of prep I use a shower enema hose. This I use this to flush out the lower part of the colon immediately before play. If the enema bag worked you should see almost nothing come out during this portion of the clean-up, but it’s great piece of mind. It’s important to remember that this super detailed clean-up is only really needed because I use super long toys. If you’re playing with 4 inch dildos, a simple enema bulb will probably work.

I have tried three shower hoses so far:

The first (and best so far) is this Cleanstream Aqua Shot (https://amzn.to/3TPip4R), the one I linked to has a flow diverter (which is 100% necessary to have), if you already have one, you can buy it here with prime shipping for a few bucks less (https://amzn.to/496ruul). I have had this since 2017 and it’s still going strong. Remember to occasionally take the rubber part off the hose and clean the inside of any mold that might build up from moisture. When considering a shower enema hose, make sure you pay attention to the hose length. This one has a super long 79 inch hose which means you can use it on all fours if you want.

Cleanstream Aqua Shot Recommendation — Cleanstream Aqua Shot

The second shower hose I’ve tried is this one https://amzn.to/3PxKfQk, I got this because it was on sale and I thought it would be a bit easier to insert than the first one. While that is true, if you go gentle with the first one listed, it’s not hard to use at all. This one does not have a diverter so you’d need to buy one. I was enticed by the button on the handle that’s supposed to stop the flow. Unfortunately the button is VERY difficult to press and you need to press it continuously to get the water to flow. This makes it almost useless. Luckily you do not need to use the button handle (and I don’t). Other than the button handle, this has been pretty high quality though the hose is only 59 inches (20 inches shorter than the first one). While both hoses are good, I recommend the Aqua Shot.

The final hose I’ve purchased is this one (https://amzn.to/4as1rPn), this is a super deep insertion hose. You can attach the end to an enema bag or the end of a regular metal shower hose. I don’t vouch for the safety of these but I’ve used it a dozen times and have had no issues. I don’t really see the point of this red hose unless you really need a deep clean. It certainly works but the flexibility makes it a challenge to insert the hose when lubed up.

Super Long Enema Shower Hose — Super Long Shower Enema

I’d recommend keeping an eye on “Mr-S-Leather’s” webstore as well. They have a ton of cleaning options (https://www.mr-s-leather.com/ass-play/ass-prep-douche-enema-toys) and often have pretty good sales.

If you do the prep session right, you’ll enjoy the play session a lot more. I also recommend using the time to prep as a good time to edge.

Exotic-Erotics: Jackson

Posted on March 19, 2024March 20, 2024 by GiantDildos

Exotic-Erotics – Jackson

I bought two Exotic-Erotics during black friday of 2023. I had wanted to try some of their massive dildos for a while but they are pretty expensive when not on sale. Jackson is $320 + shipping for just the basic setup, if you add other colors or fimnesses he can get even more expensive. I got mine for $260 with a suction cup in a special (promo) color in soft firmness.
Jackson is super super long, 21 inches in total length, but he also has a decently wide head at 3.5 inches, that’s why I chose him over some of Exotic-Erotics other horse dildos.
Soft firmness is plenty soft for anyone and honestly may be too soft for such a long and thing toy but once he’s in, it’s easy to push him deep inside of you which is a good thing. Not surprisingly, given his long skinny shape, Jackson won’t stand on his own, but thanks to the suction cup you can attach him to a floor or ride him on the shower wall and it works very well. Thanks to his wonderful flare Jackson can indeed give you a hands-free orgasm!
Both my Exotic-Erotics toys feel really high quality, they’re a glossy silicone that doesn’t seem to stain easily and allows for easy after-use cleanup. Despite his size, Jackson is not too heavy, compared to some other toy makers, the base is pretty minimalistic. Included with Jackson (and Elephant) in my purchase was a storage bag. I think this is a free add-on but you may have to select it on the ordering page (not sure). Exotic-Erotics also gave me a partial refund for cheaper than expected shipping (or something). I certainly wasn’t expecting it but I appreciate the transparency.
When I ordered my two toys, Exotic-Erotics was about to leave for a conference so my lead time might have been a bit longer than normal, I ordered on 11/26 and received it on 12/12, four days of that time was actual shipping transit time. The Exotic-Erotics toys arrived discretely and well packaged, the shipping name was [redacted] lol.

If you’re into horse dildos, you have to look at Exotic-Erotics. I don’t know if Jackson is worth $320 but he’s worth $260, the head offers a nice pop in and the texture is great. I do wish the shaft was a bit thicker (it’s hard to tell from the website that he’s thinner in one dimension and thick in the other), but they say it’s a life-caste (laser measured?) so I guess there isn’t room for adjustment lol. Exotic-Erotics occasionally has sales, like they just did a St. Patrick’s day sale for 15% off certain pre-mades, so I’d wait for a sale and then give Jackson a try if you’re into horse dongs. I’d also consider some of the other options that do have thicker shafts but skinnier heads. They may stand up on their own as well.

Specs (From Exotic-Erotics):

Circumference (head): 11.1 inches
Medial Ring Circumference: 11.03 inches
Shaft Circumference: 9.50 inches
Total Length: 20.85 inches
Usable Length: 19 inches
MSRP (as owned): $330.00 – I bought on sale for $261

Check it out here!

Gallery

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Soda Can — Jackson vs Soda Can

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Bottle — Jackson vs 1 Liter Bottle

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Seraphina XL — Jackson vs Seraphina XL

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Ky'el XL — Jackson vs Ky’el XL

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Elephant Dildo — Jackson vs Elephant XL

Nothosaur: Hunter Jack XXL With Tube

Posted on March 18, 2024September 17, 2024 by GiantDildos

Nothosaur – Hunter Jack XXL (with tube)

Is imitation the highest form of flattery? Maybe. But it definitely makes sense to copy after one of the most successful dildo makers on the market… Now let me clarify here, Hunter Jack XXL is its own toy, it’s 21 inches long and pretty darn wide. It’s a horse cock, and horse cocks are horse cocks so I don’t think you can claim the overall shape is a copy… But, there are some other aspects that feel very “BD Like”. The logo on the base of the toy is in the same location as the bad dragon logo, on quick glance it even looks the same as the BD logo. The toy arrived with a dildo keychain a character card and even stickers. THAT feels super “BD Like”. In addition to those, the toy also came with a nice storage bag (something that other toy makers like John Thomas and Exotic-Erotics also include). The final comparisons to BD would be the tube and the suction cup base – now I have no idea if these are patented in any way since I’ve seen plenty of other makers with ejaculating dildos but they’re just another similarity. Of course I mention this because Nothosaur has faced some backlash in the dildo community for making knock-offs or non-quality rip-offs.

It should be noted that the sticker price of Hunter Jack XXL with tube is $400. Yes, FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS. So it’s certainly not a cheap toy. I actually waited for my birthday to come around so I could get a 25% off coupon (which I did), that lowered the price of Hunter Jack XXL to $299 with free shipping. Still extremely expensive but palatable at least. Nothosaur also has an Amazon store which has discount codes frequently and quick prime shipping. Unfortunately Hunter Jack XXL with tube was not one of the available toys.

Like most dildo shipments, Hunter Jack XXL from Nothosaur arrived super-discretely in a well packed box (see pic), it shipped from some generic company name in China, but unlike my John Thomas Toys I was never notified about it getting held up in customs, nor did it had declaration pages taped to the outside so I’m not sure what the difference is there. I did choose UPS for an extra 10 bucks so maybe that helped. My Nothosaur toy arrived within 7 days of ordering, not 7 business days, 7 real days. Again, I chose the faster UPS shipping so I’m not sure how much slower it would be with the free shipping, but 7 days is totally respectable in the giant dildo market.

Now let’s talk about the toy itself. I’ve only had the toys for a couple days so I can’t talk about durability but I can talk about experience. I know I’m supposed to hate Nothosaur but I don’t. Let me say, I REALLY love my Hunter Jack XXL with tube. He is massive but proportioned correctly to still use, I love the texture on the shaft and the ammo belt and the ball sack. He is an extremely visually appealing dildo, right up there with Chance and Vector.

I purchased a “Hard” firmness toy, per the website’s recommendation and I would also recommend that as the firmness to choose (at least for anal use). He is still very floppy with hard firmness (in XXL at least) so I think soft would be pretty much unusable. In Hard firmness he’s easy to insert and easy to push deep inside thanks to his floppiness.

When I bought Hunter Jack XXL I didn’t even realize he had a suction cup, but he does (identical to BD suction cup bases), which is a nice add-on feature that kind of makes the price (at $300) a little more tolerable, a comparable BD would be like $220-$240 + shipping.

Obviously I’m very well versed in my giant dildos but I was able to take Hunter Jack XXL down to the medial ring on the first try – what a sensation.

In the end, I highly recommend Nothosaur’s Hunter Jack XXL. I didn’t expect to love it – and maybe I’m wrong for loving it – but I do love it. It’s a 100% recommended addition to my horse cock stable and because of the tube and the firmness and the size I think it’s a worthy addition to anyone’s stable if you have a 25% off coupon code.

Would I have paid $400 for Hunter Jack XXL? No, I wouldn’t have. It’s nothing personal but I have my limits. $300 is already super expensive and is at my upper limit. I’ve only ever spent that much on a handful of Giant Dildos (Andre XXL, Horse Dildo from Hankey’s and Elephant/Jackson from Exotic-Erotics). Compared to the amount of silicone in those toys, especially Andre XXL it doesn’t make much sense for why this would ever be $400. My hope is that Nothosaur comes to their senses and drops the price to compete with other non-etsy toy makers. $400 is simply too much, it’s a great experience but it’s certainly not twice as great of an experience as Vector XL or Seraphina XL.

Hunter Jack XXL will not stand on his own unless firmly suction cupped to the floor. Hunter Jack has no problems staying stuck to a shower-tile wall with his suction cup.

If you can’t wait and you really want to buy a Nothosaur without the 25% off birthday coupon (you’re required to send them a pic of your ID but can black out things like address and license #) you can use code “GIANTDILDOS” for 10% off but I’d really recommend waiting for the birthday discount code if possible, especially if you’re buying an XXL.

Specs (From Nothosaur):

Diameter (head): 3.4 inches
Max Diameter (medial ring): 3.6 inches
Shaft Diameter: 3-2-3.6 inches
Total Length: 21/6 inches
Usable Length: 17 inches
MSRP (as owned): $400 – I bought at 25% for $300

Check it out here!

Check out Nothosaur’s store on Amazon

Gallery

Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL vs Soda Can — Hunter Jack XXL vs Soda Can

Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL vs Bottle 2 — Hunter Jack XXL vs Bottle 2

Santos XXL dildo vs Hunter Jack XXL Dildo — Santos XXL vs Hunter Jack XXL

Hunter Jack XXL vs Seraphina XL dildo — Hunter Jack XXL vs Seraphina XL

Horse Dildo 4XL vs Hunter Jack XXL Dildo — Horse Dildo 4XL vs Hunter Jack XXL

Conola XXL vs Hunter Jack XXL Dildo — Conola XXL vs Hunter Jack XXL

Chance XL vs Hunter Jack XXL dildo — Chance XL vs Hunter Jack XXL

Chance Flared XL Dildo vs Hunter Jack XXL Dildo — Chance Flared XL vs Hunter Jack XXL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Hunter Jack XXL — Ranger XXL vs Hunter Jack XXL

Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL vs Vector XL — Hunter Jack XXL vs Vector XL

Brooklyn Supreme Dildo vs Hunter Jack XXL Dildo — Brooklyn Supreme vs Hunter Jack XXL

Nothosaur Box Look — Nothosaur Shipping Box

Amon – XL

Posted on March 7, 2024March 7, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Amon – XL

Bad Dragon’s Amon XL dildo is a new toy from the people at BD. He is a super girthy, very well shaped and textured not super long (though not short at all) toy. I purchased Amon XL on release day in soft firmness. My Amon does not have a cumtube sadly, but he does have a suction cup.
I fully recommend Amon in soft firmness if you get an XL, he’s still firm enough to get in but once he is, the squishyness just totally fills up your insides, it’s a really great experience.
My Amon is colored in Amon’s natural and he is one of the prettiest toys I own. Hard to see on the pictures but he has a visible sparkle from glitter within the silicone. Really beautiful.

One thing I really must give Bad Dragon kudos on with many toys but specifically with Amon, are the deliberate designs they put together. Amon is not overly textured but the texture is targeted and well defined, this makes for both a visually stunning appearance and highly sensational ride.

If you’re looking for a super thick dildo that isn’t too long, I would definitely recommend Amon. I got lucky and found a flop with a suction cup and soft firmness but I would really really recommend him in soft if you get an XL, in medium I’m sure he’d be a fun ride but he’s a big boy and I personally enjoy the feeling of fullness that the soft firmness gives.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

Circumference (head): 10.75 inches
Shaft Circumference: 13.25 inches
Shaft Diameter: 4.69 inches
Total Length: 14.13 inches
Usable Length: 11.56 inches
MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo Review — Amon – XL

Gallery

Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs Soda Can — Amon XL vs Soda Can

Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs Soda Can 2 — Amon XL vs Soda Can

Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs 1L Bottle — Amon XL vs 1L Bottle

Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs Demogorgon — Amon XL vs Demogorgon XL

Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs Demogorgon XL — Amon XL vs Demogorgon XL

Bad Dragon Amon XL Dildo vs Latin Lover XXXL — Amon XL vs Latin Lover XXXL

Andre – XXL

Posted on February 28, 2024July 5, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Andre XXL Dildo

Ow! My wrists! lol – JK.
Andre the MAMMOTH dildo in 2XL is an absolute unit. The heaviest toy I own without question, imposes his will over all the other BD toys, standing taller than a Seraphina even without straightening his curve out. Because of his super wide base (bottom heavy) he has absolutely no issue standings on his own – this guy is so solid that you could balance an actual mammoth on him!
I got my Andre 2XL in soft firmness the day he was released. I do believe they had a extra soft option as well with a firm base but soft is fine for me. My toy was an in stock drop (not a flop this time) that cost over $300 (it’s a ton of silicone) and it’s colored in what looks like Orochi’s signature but is called a “Rogue” on my invoice. When going through the order sheet there look to be some limitations on what can and can’t be done with certain firmnesses on the 2XL.
My toy has no suction cup (though you can get him with one) but he definitely doesn’t need one to stay firmly planted on the floor. I’d honestly feel a bit nervous putting something as heavy as Andre 2XL on my shower tile wall. At some point the weight has to rip the tiles off, right?
Speaking of weight. By my measurements, Andre XXL in soft firmness (may be heavier in firmer firmnesses) is 16 lbs, yes you read that right. SIXTEEN lbs. Needless to say, he is not a hand-held dildo in his 2XL variety.
The middle ring on Andre 2XL is 6 inches deep by 5+ wide so it’s a massive undertaking (one that I haven’t succeeded in yet). Before the ring, the widest point seems to be 5 by 4+ inches but it’s gradual so you can definitely get thru it. The head is small enough that most users of giant dildos should have zero problem getting in.

One of the reasons I bought Andre (who are we kidding, there was no way I wasn’t going to buy a 2XL) was because of the texture, the little bumps on the upper shaft were very intriguing and do not disappoint in reality. As with most dildos, you’re more likely to feel the textures on a smaller dildo so you give yourself a chance to stretch and contract and utilize some sort of speed in the process, with Andre in 2XL you don’t really get that option (at least I don’t) so the textures are less obvious vs say an XL. Either way, still enjoyable and a really pretty toy to look at.

Like I said, I was fortunate enough to get my drop with a cumtube and I highly recommend it to everyone, it’s not needed to enjoy Andre but the shape means that you can fill yourself up with cum (lube) and watch it gush out. Very kinky, very awesome!
No actual cons to speak of with Andre 2XL. The obvious ones are price (he’s well over $300, I paid $370 + shipping), weight and base size. I would say weight and base size can also be considered features (they make him super stable) but they also mean it’s hard to maneuver and takes a lot of space to store. My recommendation for people who are more price conscious than picky is to wait for a minor flop. I think I saw a flop in 2XL for around $200. They’re obviously extremely rare and will get snatched up quickly so you’d definitely have to be on the lookout.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

Circumference (head): 7.56 inches
Max Circumference: 18.31 inches
Shaft Circumference: 10-18.31 inches
(my measurements – gradual shaft)
Total Length: 20 inches
Usable Length: 16.5 inches
MSRP (as owned): $370.00

Check it out here!

Gallery

Andre 2XL vs soda Can — Andre 2XL vs Soda Can

Bad Dragon Andre XXL vs Soda Can — Andre XXL vs Soda Can 2

Bad Dragon Andre XXL Dildo vs 1L Bottle — Andre XXL Dildo vs 1L Bottle

Bad Dragon Andre XL vs Andre XXL dildo — Andre XL vs Andre XXL

Bad Dragon Andre 2XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL vs Seahorse XXXL

BD Andre 2XL vs Seraphina XL — Andre 2XL vs Seraphina XL vs Ky’el XL

Bad Dragon Andre XXL vs Ky'el XL — Andre XXL vs Ky’el XL

Andre

Axel – XL (Legacy)

Posted on February 27, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Axel XL (Legacy)

The Legacy Axel Dildo from Bad Dragon is one of my earlier purchases. I wasn’t able to come close to using him for over a year since he was so thick, now I can take him but it’s never easy. I have the XL size in soft firmness, I think the soft firmness makes him squish down on his hourglass style shaft which, like other soft and wide toys makes him more difficult to force through.

Of course, it’s a double-edged sword with firmness, I’m not sure I could get a medium firmness toy as thick as Axel XL inside of me since I have Dexter and Cole XL in medium firmness (slightly larger diameter) and I have still yet to get them in…
Axel is a smooth toy with a little bit of texture, on the ridges, unlike most legacy toys, Axel does not have a rough/matte print surface, he feels like a newer shiny toy and is very durable because of it, I wouldn’t expect him to develop mold spots or staining easily like some of the other retired toys. Once you get Axel in, he has a good pop-in sensation (if you make it to the base) but if you can’t get past the bulge, you’re not really going to feel much enjoyment (IMO), since it’s just kinda a fat toy without a payoff. I’m sure smaller toys would be easier to use and enjoy and maybe even a medium firmness, the big issue with my Axel XL is that he squishes up on himself making it more difficult to get in. I can’t say for certain if a medium firmness doesn’t have this problem or if medium firmness would be doable in this massive size but…
My Axel does not have a cumtube (though I think you can get him with one), nor does he have a suction cup (I don’t think you can order him with a suction cup). Weirdly, Axel doesn’t pop up too frequently in the XL size of recent drops, he has been retired for over a year now (2 years?) so and he might be a bit of mystery to most buyers. I believe you can still custom order him for an additional fee, though I would check with customer support to be sure.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

Circumference (head): 11 inches
Max Circumference (bulge): 13.50 inches
Total Length: 12 inches
Usable Length: 8.5 inches
MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought a flop for $120

Check it out here!

Gallery

BD Axel XL vs Waterbottle — Axel XL vs 1L Bottle

BD Axel XL vs 1L Bottle 2 — Axel XL vs 1L Bottle 2

BD Axel XL dildo vs soda can — Axel XL vs Soda Can

BD Axel XL Dildo vs Dexter XL dildo — Axel XL vs Dexter XL

BD Axel XL vs Dexter XL Dildo — Axel XL vs Dexter XL

Bad Dragon Axel Legacy Product Page — Axel Legacy Product Page

Bad Dragon – Varka – Legacy Model

Posted on February 20, 2024February 20, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon’s Varka Dildo (Legacy Toy)

This is a one-size toy.

Images taken from Bad Dragon’s website via Wayback Machine

Bad Dragon – Kage – Legacy Model

Posted on February 20, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon’s Kage Dildo (Legacy Toy)

Images taken from Bad Dragon’s website via Wayback Machine

Cole – XL

Posted on January 9, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Cole – XL

I purchased Cole XL from Bad Dragon not too long ago, which is to say that I was already very experienced. Unfortunately I’m not experienced enough to take his knot. Cole has a MASSIVE knot. I was able to get mine in the ideal firmness (Soft shaft/Firm base) but I still can’t master him. The Knot diameter on BD says 4.7 inches but it’s pretty much 5 inches by my measurement. Either way that’s insanely wide (14 inch circumference).

Compared to some other knotted toys, Cole isn’t even that sudden of a knot, he was graced with a super thick shaft (10.25 inch circumference) so I assumed when I bought him that I would be able to master the knot after some good warm-up. Unlike Dexter which was an impulse buy in medium firmness, I did put thought into my Cole XL purchase, lol.
Without hitting the knot, Cole is still a very enjoyable ride thanks to his fat shaft and nicely shaped tip. Mine has a suction cup and he has no problem staying put on a shower wall or the floor.

Cole is not the most textured of toys, there is a slight hint of a vein but that’s about it. I don’t know how old he is but I’m assuming he’s one of the older toys because of the lack of detail and also the silicone has more of a matte finish vs the glossy/shiny finish of newer models (similar to original Duke, Moko, Xar, etc).
I’ll keep working to master Cole XL but just be sure to give it some serious thought before you take the plunge. He is much much much larger than the large version (14 inch knot vs 10 inch knot), there really is no comparison between the two.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):