Author: GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Crackers XL (Legacy)

Better late than never? I’ve had Crackers XL for over 2 years and Crackers L for even longer. Why did I wait so long to review it? So Long that now Crackers (the ones I have) are legacy models replaced by a newer mold! Since my Crackers just got replaced it made me want to use him again and thusly review him. Using Crackers XL also made me think I should start adding a difficulty metric to my reviews lol.
Crackers is an amazingly shaped and textured toy. Mine are medium firmness with suction cups and cum tubes. I’d be lying if I said I could take Crackers XL any day of the week, he’s a big boy (4.5 inches at widest point) and the bulge accompanied with the small lower shaft means he is a big challenge to fully take (not only due to the sheer width but also the fact that the upper part of the toy wants to push down on the lower shaft). I am not sure if soft firmness would help or hurt the usability, it would be easier to compress the width with soft but also easier to compress the lower shaft.

Now here’s the good news. Crackers L and Crackers XL in the new model got a bit of a resize. XL got smaller (4.4 vs 4.5 inch max) and L got larger (3.4 vs 3.1 inch max). That will make both of these toys better IMO. My large Crackers is an amazing ride but for me as a giant dildo fanatic he was a bit too skinny, at 3.4 inches he is probably a great size for most people looking for a challenging ride but not an an impossible one. At 4.4 inches (if that really is smaller and not just measurement differences) I think the XL will be slightly more manageable (though still a beast). 

Crackers is 100% worthwhile to own if you like to feel full and work past a knot. While Crackers isn’t knotted the smaller lower shaft makes him fit in that category as far as I’m concerned. The unique shape is truly wonderful.

Like I recommend with all my BD toys, I’d get him with a suction cup and cum tube. My Crackers have no problem standing on their own and the suction cup does let them easily stay attacked to a tile wall!

 Specs (From Bad Dragon) – Legacy (Owned):

  • Circumference (head): 12 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft): 13.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13.25 inches
  • Total Length: 12.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 10 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

 Specs (From Bad Dragon) – Current Model:

  • Circumference (head): 12 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft): 13.7 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13.7 inches
  • Total Length: 14.15 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.9 inches
  • MSRP (with CT & SC): $220.00

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Crackers XL Dildo
Crackers XL

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Bad Dragon Crackers XL Dildo vs can
Crackers XL vs Can
Bad Dragon Crackers XL Dildo vs Bottle
Crackers XL vs 1L Bottle
Bad Dragon Crackers Dildo New Size vs Old Size
Crackers Size Comparison Chart
Crackers XL Legacy vs Crackers XL New Side By Side
Crackers XL Legacy vs Crackers XL
Bad Dragon Crackers L Dildo vs Can
Crackers L vs Can
Bad Dragon Crackers L Dildo vs Bottle
Crackers L vs Bottle
Bad Dragon Crackers XL Dildo vs Crackers L
Crackers XL vs Crackers L
Bad Dragon Crackers XL Dildo vs Taurion XL
Crackers XL vs Taurion XL
Bad Dragon Crackers XL Dildo vs Stan XL
Crackers XL vs Stan XL
Bad Dragon Crackers XL Dildo vs Ky'el XL
Crackers XL vs Ky’el XL
Bad Dragon Crackers XL Dildo vs Ky'el XL
Crackers XL vs Ky’el XL 2
Bad Dragon Crackers XL dildo vs Hankeys Captain's Hook XL
Crackers XL vs Captain’s Hook XL

 

Bad Dragon – Mystic – XL

Bad Dragon Mystic XL was one of my first large dildos. I liked the tapered design and ridged shape. While Mystic doesn’t do too much for me anymore since he’s pretty tame by comparison to my other dildos, I still use him (like Sveinn) as a warm up toy most sessions.

The Mystic I have is medium firmness with cumtube. Medium firmness is perfectly fine for Mystic but I still recommend soft firmness for most XL toys just because I personally feel it’s more comfortable for deeper insertions. That being said, I have a ton of medium XL toys that I still love and enjoy. I highly recommend you get Mystic with a cumtube if possible, especially if you wind up using it as a warm up toy as well.

Compared to Sveinn, Mystic is slightly more blunt of a tip, also compared to Sveinn, Mystic has texture (ridges) where Sveinn doesn’t. I have another Bad Dragon horn toy (Echo’s Horn) that is more textured and thicker than Mystic so I would still recommend Mystic XL more for the less experienced.

Mystic doesn’t offer a pop-in sensation due to the shape of the toy, but the gradual widening and 15 inches (11 usable) of total length make it an enjoyable thrusting toy, especially due to the spiraled ridges.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 7.5 inches
  • Max Circumference (Lowest Point): 9.9 inches
  • Shaft Circumference (mid): 8.5 inches
  • Total Length: 15 inches
  • Usable Length: 11 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Mystic XL Dildo
Mystic XL

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Bad Dragon Mystic XL Dildo vs Can
Mystic XL vs Can

 

Bad Dragon Mystic XL Dildo vs Bottle
Mystic XL vs 1L Bottle

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hankey’s Toys – Seahorse XXXL

I’ve had my Seahorse XXXL dildo from Hankey’s toys since the beginning of the year. I used the 30% off code I got from my Black Friday order and I’m really glad I did. Seahorse is like the perfect dildo. He starts tapered, ends super-wide and has a ton of texture and ridges along the way.

Seahorse stands easily on his own with or without a suction cup which makes riding him an absolute treat. The overall shape means you can (if you’re experienced) take him all the way, yes all 14+ inches of usable length, I know from experience. I had always had my eye on Seahorse XXXL from when I first saw him but I didn’t think it would be that unique of an experience… Boy was I wrong, I can’t emphasize enough just how wonderful the texture on this toy is, and again.

The fact that it is tapered, means you can actually enjoy the ridges and grooves without being stretched to the max from the get-go. It also means that you can buy Seahorse XXXL before you’re ready to conquer him and still get good use out of the toy. If you’re a giant dildo lover I wouldn’t mess around with the smaller sizes and just go straight for the XXXL. His head is 8.75″ inches in circumference which should certainly be manageable for anyone browsing this site (right? haha) but he expands all the way to 15 inches in circumference… The perfect toy!

The only thing you won’t get with seahorse is a knot/flared head style pop-in, but you shouldn’t be expecting that given the shape of the toy. I got mine in 75% soft firmness and natural tan color. I think the firmness is great though I always like 40% soft (it just costs an extra 15 bucks), and the color is okay but I wish I had gone for a more exotic color since he isn’t a human dick. It’s all preference however, the Seahorse XXXL is still one of my favorite dildos!

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 8.75 inches
  • Max Circumference (lower shaft): 15 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 12 inches
  • Total Length: 17 inches
  • Usable Length: 14 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $280.00 – I bought on sale for 30% less

Check it out here!

Seahorse XXXL Dildo Review
Seahorse – XXXL

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Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs Can
Seahorse XXXL vs Can
Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs Can 2
Seahorse XXXL vs Can 2
Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs 1L Bottle
Seahorse XXXL vs 1L Bottle
Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs Bottle
Seahorse XXXL vs 1L Bottle 2
Seahorse XXXL dildo vs Chance XL
Seahorse XXXL vs Chance XL
Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs Chance XL
Seahorse XXXL vs Chance XL 2
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Seahorse XXXL
Elephant XL vs Hankey’s Seahorse XXXL

 

Exotic-Erotics – Elephant XL

I bought my Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL dildo the same time I bought my Jackson dildo from Exotic-Erotics (EE), while I was able to take Jackson immediately, I was nowhere close to able to take Elephant XL who has a head that’s 4.53 inches at the widest point. Now you’ve seen Taurion XL that has a similar diameter, but that is still more of a challenge since it’s a rounded head whereas Elephant XL is not even on all sides. In fact, the way I had to take Elephant XL (honestly I don’t think it would let you take him any other way, he’s naturally position himself as such) was sideways with the longest dimension going front-back. Trying to take him straight on is just too wide and awkward, like I was saying I think the dildo would naturally position itself in the sideways orientation. Even though I had to “cheat” and take the dildo a certain way I still feel it’s a huge accomplishment, 4.5 inches in diameter is nothing to scoff at and the head is even bigger in person. When I first got Elephant XL I thought there would never be a day when I could get him inside of me… He’s THAT big.

 

Length-wise Elephant XL is equally impressive, standing (flopping) at 19.75 inches he’s right up there with the longest of dildos I own. Unlike Jackson from Exotic-Erotics, Elephant XL does not have a suction cup base but he does have a much heftier shaft and base. Elephant XL (at least my Elephant XL dildo) won’t stand on his own but it’s much more stable than some of the skinnier dildos, mine is soft firmness (I feel like medium would work too) and it wouldn’t surprise me if there were some of these that could stand on their own in medium (maybe if they ended up with a different lean). Either way, he’s stiff enough to easily use and once he’s in you can ride him well. I have only been able to take half of this dildo length-wise. While I know I can take much longer, the size of the head doesn’t really lend itself to comfortably snaking its way inside of you (at least not all the time, I’m sure there are some occasions where the stars align and you can go much deeper). Regardless of depth, for me the enjoyment came/comes from pop-in and wonderment of getting that humongous head inside of you. Due to the shape it wasn’t a painful or unenjoyable experience in the slightest, he gradually opened me up and got himself in, obviously I’m extremely experienced and it took even me a while to work up to Elephant XL but if you are experienced, it’s nothing but good times

 

I bought my Elephant XL during black Friday so I got a significant discount. As of the time of this writing (May 10th) there is another sale going on at Exotic-Erotics and I did see a couple Elephant XL’s (in really cool colors) in inventory, I’d definitely recommend picking on up if you’re thinking about it. Now that I know it’s an achievable goal and a really pleasurable experience I can definitely recommend you take the chance on him (again, IF you’re experienced with giant dildos). I’d recommend him in soft firmness since that’s what I have but I think medium firmness would probably also work. 

Like with my Jackson dildo, I received a very nice silk style storage bag for free 🙂

 

Specs (From Exotic-Erotics):

  • Circumference (head): 12.28 inches
  • Diameter (head): 4.53 inches
  • Max Circumference (lowest usable): 12.87 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.78 inches
  • Total Length: 19.25 inches
  • Usable Length: 17.50 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $295.00 – I bought on sale for $232

Check it out here!

Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo
Elephant XL

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Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Can
Elephant XL vs Can
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Can 2
Elephant XL vs Can 2
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs 1L Bottle
Elephant XL vs 1L Bottle
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Bottle 2
Elephant XL vs Bottle 2
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Chance XL
Elephant XL vs Chance XL
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Chance XL 2
Elephant XL vs Chance XL 2
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Jackson
Elephant XL vs Jackson
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Seahorse XXXL
Elephant XL vs Hankey’s Seahorse XXXL

 

Bad Dragon – Taurion L

When Bad Dragon announced their new toy two Fridays ago, I knew I had to try him. Not wanting to be disappointed at another toy I couldn’t use immediately (or ever) I bought bough a large and XL Taurion flop. The large is already a massive dildo (and the best value you can get in a flop right now at $116) but the XL is otherworldly large. A head diameter at 4.6 inches and it’s a blunt head too. It’s like an upsized Sleipnir XL! Even the large Taurion is larger than Sleipnir XL in width.

I was able to grab my large Taurion dildo in soft firmness with a cumtube. He is a flop for a minor reason (I don’t even remember what it was), so I’m super happy I was able to grab him. People have been begging bad dragon for some more super-girthy toys that aren’t too long. I personally don’t understand the need for it to be short (why can’t you just use super-long toys that are also super-wide and accept that you won’t be able to take the whole length?) but the community seems to be pretty unified with this demand. Taurion absolutely fits the bill, just look at the pictures of Taurion vs Ky’el or Sleipnir and you’ll see how wide he is but also how short he is.

I was able to take Taurion L to the ball on my first try, I warmed up with other toys first but I was able to get him the whole way in on the first go, it was absolutely a challenge and gave an amazingly satisfying stretch the whole way down. I didn’t really ride the large Taurion though, I took it slow and will probably advise everyone else do the same, he is a  massive toy with a blunt head, he isn’t meant for riding without a ton of practice. Taurion L has a 3.8 inch head with a 4.2 inch shaft and 4.5 inch medial ring (pretty much irrelevant since it’s all the way at the base).

I would recommend everyone get Taurion in soft firmness. I have the XL in medium and the large in soft (not be choice, there wasn’t an XL soft flop at the time) and both of them are fairly firm. The soft firmness of the large has a noticeable squishiness to it but it’s still pretty firm given its girth. The medium on the XL feels very firm, I think it’s just the nature of such a thick dong. I don’t have a suction cup base on my large Taurion but the XL does, it will not stay on my wall with the balls beneath the shaft but flipped the other way it has no issues staying put on a tile wall. I’d expect that large would have at least this much success staying on the wall or even stay put in any orientation.

The cum tube is a welcome addition (I love the cum tube feature on all my dildos) and I would say the piercing is also a nice feature but when you’re dealing with toys this large it’s often kind of hard to feel the grooves and patterns past the overall stretching sensation that the dildo elicits. Unlike Pearce, the ring is positioned flat to the tip so it’s not has pronounced (this is a good chance IMO).

If you’re interested in comparing or buying Ranger XXL you can find it here as well: https://amzn.to/3wiGQPf

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 11.44 inches
  • Max Circumference (medial ring): 14.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 12.69 inches
  • Total Length: 10.63 inches
  • Usable Length: 8.88 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $185.00 – I bought a flop for $116

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large
Bad Dragon Taurion L

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Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Can
Taurion L vs Soda Can
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs can
Taurion L vs Soda Can 2
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Bottle
Taurion L vs 1L Bottle
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Bottle
Taurion L vs 1L Bottle
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Ky'el XL
Taurion L vs Ky’el XL
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Stan XL
Taurion L vs Stan XL
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Ranger XXL
Taurion L vs Ranger XXL
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs XL
Taurion L vs Taurion XL
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs XL
Taurion L vs Taurion XL
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Sleipnir XL
Taurion L vs Sleipnir XL

 

Bad Dragon – Pearce (Legacy)

I own a large and an XL Pearce that I still need to review (I like the bulge), in the meantime since he’s a retired model now. Here are the BD pages for Pearce. 

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Bad Dragon Pearce Legacy Dldo
Bad Dragon Pearce Legacy Dildo

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Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo Small
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo small vs can
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo Mini vs Can
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo vs Can
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo medium size
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo medium vs Can
Bad Dragon Pearce Legacy Dildo
Bad Dragon Pearce Legacy Dildo Large vs can
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo XL legacy sizes
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo Large vs Can

 

Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo Dimensions
Pearce Dimensions

 

 

Nothosaur – Conola XXL

I bought Nothosaur’s Conola XXL on a suggestion for a toy that’s similar to Chance Flared XL. Conola XXL is certainly similar to Chance Flared XL but I think he’s a middle ground between either Chance Unflared XL and Chance Flared XL or between Chance Flared XL and Chance Flared L. He has a definite pop-in with a wonderfully shaped head but he’s easier to manage than the XL Chance Flared. 

I didn’t have an option to specify firmness (I bought from Amazon) but mine is a very soft dildo but firm enough to get in. Conola XXL will not stand on his own (not even close), he has a suction base that will keep him attached to the ground or a wall but expect the head to flop almost all the way down. 

My Conola XXL has cum tube which is a great feature, it works just as well as the ones from BD though the syringe is smaller than the ones they provide (no big team to me since I buy my own anyways).

I wish Conola XXL had a bigger base just for appearance, and obviously I wish they offered an even large size but I guess that is what Hunter Jack XXL is for, right? lol

Nothosaur Conola XXL is about 3.5 inches at the widest part of his head.

Update: I found a great use case for Conola… The HiSmith machine! It turns out that the base is just small enough (like barely small enough) to fit on the 6.5 inch hismith suction adapter and the firmness and shape make him an amazing toy to thrust with (obviously if you’re experienced like I am). Where Chance flared is too big and Chance unflared is too small, Conola XXL is the goldilocks horse dildo!

Check out the firmness video and unboxing here!

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.3 inches
  • Total Length: 15 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.4 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00 – 10% discount at time of purchase (paid $190)

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Nothosaur Conola XXL Review
Nothosaur Conola XXL

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Nothosaur Conola XXL review
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Bottle
Nothosaur Conola XXL review dildo
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Bottle 2
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs can review
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Soda Can
Nothosaur Conola XXL review
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Soda Can 2
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Chance Flared
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Chance Flared XL

 

 

 

 

Hankey’s Toys – Horse Dildo II – 4XL

Horse Dildo II from Hankey’s is the newest horse dildo they offer (even though Horse Dildo I isn’t that old of a model either). I jumped at the option to purchase Horse Dildo II since he’s a giant horse dildo without the flare so he’s much easier to use all the time. Yes, you do lose a bit of the experience without the pop-in but he’s a very satisfying ride nonetheless.
I would equate Horse Dildo II to Lampwick Uncut (he’s very similar in shape and size, as you can see from the pictures). I have my Horse Dildo II in 40% soft firmness, this color is supposedly burnt ember but it seems lighter than what I was expecting. Honestly I don’t ever have a very strong color preference so I didn’t think too much of it.
Horse Dildo II will not stand on his own, even when using the suction cup he’ll flop off eventually. Maybe in 75% soft firmness he’d be able to stand but definitely not in the softer firmness variety. He’s a long and slightly curved toy, though the balls at the bottom do provide some nice low-down heft. Like Lampwick, these are 360 degree balls, so if that’s your kink, you’ll be delighted. 
I’ve managed to take Horse Dildo II past the medial ring, he’s a really thick toy the whole way down so going all the way to the balls will be a huge challenge, definitely doable but it’ll take the right prep and some practice.

I think Horse Dildo II works in 40% soft firmness or even the standard medium firmness. His head is forgiving enough that the firmness isn’t as important as it might be on something like Kane Korso or the original Horse Dildo.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 10.75 inches
  • Max Circumference (ring): 13.75 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13 inches
  • Total Length: 19.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 15.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $306.00 – I used coupons for cheaper price
    – Try Special15 for 15% off –

Check it out here!

Horse Dildo 2 4XL Hankeys
Horse Dildo 2 – 4XL

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Horse Dildo 2 vs Can
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Can
Horse Dildo 2 vs Bottle
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Bottle 2
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Bottle Profile
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Bottle 2
Horse Dildo 2 vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL (side)
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Ky'el XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Ky’el XL

 

Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL (side)

 

Bad Dragon – Seraphina XL

I’m not sure why it took me so long to review Seraphina XL, I think I thought I already had… Anyways, I have 3 of these bad boys. I have one in medium firmness (pictured), another in soft firmness with no attachments and then another in soft firmness that’s identical to the one pictured with cumtube and suction cup. I recommend soft firmness given the toy’s length and girth – that’s why I have 3 of them, I bought the medium firmness first and then the soft with no attachments and once I decided I liked the ride I bought another fully loaded soft firmness.

Seraphina XL is the biggest horse dildo (maybe the biggest dildo outside of Andre XXL?) that Bad Dragon sells. At nearly 20 inches long and 3.6 inches tip diameter, he’s a wonderful toy for size queens and at this size, his price is a great value considering the other options on the market (especially if you get a flop like I did).

Seraphina won’t stand up on his own (even in medium), unless you have him suction cupped to the floor (even then a soft won’t really stay up), but he will easily stay affixed to a shower tile wall. Seraphina XL doesn’t have the huge pop-in like Chance XL Flared but he bests Vector XL and Chance Unflared XL easily in this category. Like with Vector XL I have achieved a hands-free finish with Seraphina XL but again, thanks to the ease of achieving it with Chance XL Flared or Captain’s Hook, I don’t use Seraphina XL for that purpose as often as I could. 

Seraphina is technically a knotted toy (4.6 inch diameter) but for me that is irrelevant on the XL size. I can get to the knot but that’s it, the toy is simply too long for me to push past the knot, I’m sure someone out there has been able too but it’s not me. Honestly I like the knot visually but I think the toy is plenty exciting enough without taking the knot. The lumps and texture on this toy make for one of the most unique horse-dildo experiences you can find. If you’re big into equine style dildos like I am, Seraphina XL is an absolute must. 

 

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 11 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 14.13 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11.13 inches
  • Total Length: 19.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 16.88 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Seraphina XL
Seraphina XL

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Seraphina XL vs bottle
Seraphina XL vs 1L Bottle
Seraphina XL vs bottle
Seraphina XL vs 1L Bottle 2
Seraphina XL Profile
Seraphina XL Profile
Seraphina XL vs Can
Seraphina XL vs Can
Seraphina XL vs Vector XL
Vector XL vs Seraphina XL
Chance XL vs Seraphina XL
Chance XL vs Seraphina XL
Ky'el XL vs Seraphina XL
Ky’el XL vs Seraphina XL
Hunter Jack XXL vs Seraphina XL
Hunter Jack XXL vs Seraphina XL
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Seraphina XL
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Seraphina XL

 

Bad Dragon – Vector – XL

Up until I started really using my Chance Flared XL and (even more recently, my Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL), Vector was my favorite go to horse dildo. He is wide enough that he’s satisfying but not too wide (like Hankey’s Horse Dildo or John Thomas’ Stallion) that it’s a huge challenge just to get in. That made Vector the perfect playtoy for someone who loves horsecock.
My Vector XL is in medium firmness with a suction cup and a cum tube. I would like to try him in soft firmness just because that’s my go to now, but medium firmness is totally serviceable with Vector XL if you’re used to taking massive dildos.

A common complaint with Vector XL is his lack of texture. This is true, he is a mostly smooth shaft (especially when comparing him to something like Seraphina) but the head shape, thickness and length more than makes up for any lack of texture. If you manage to hilt Vector XL, you’re going to be feeling the pressure deep inside of you (and on your prostate if you’ve got one). Vector has given me a handsfree orgasm in the past but I haven’t worked at it in a while since Captain’s Hook and Chance Flared will give me one every time.  

If you’re looking to size up from Chance Unflared XL but don’t want to risk the texture of Seraphina or the scary flare of Chance Flared XL, Vector is absolutely the way to go. He’s longer and wider than Chance unflared so he’s the next logical stepping stone.  While I rarely ever use my Chance unflared dildo anymore (just too skinny compared to my plethora of other horse dildos now), I still do regularly use my Vector XL.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 9.94 inches
  • Medial Ring Circumference: 9.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.13 inches
  • Total Length: 17.88 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Vector XL
Vector – XL

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Vector XL vs Bottle
Vector XL vs Bottle
Vector XL vs Bottle 2
Vector XL vs Bottle 2
Chance XL vs Vector XL
Chance XL vs Vector XL
Lampwick Uncut 4XL vs Vector XL
Lampwick Uncut 4XL vs Vector XL
Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL vs Vector XL
Hunter Jack XXL vs Vector XL

 

Vector XL vs Soda Can
Vector XL vs Soda Can