Author: GiantDildos

Hankey’s Toys – Seahorse XXXL

I’ve had my Seahorse XXXL dildo from Hankey’s toys since the beginning of the year. I used the 30% off code I got from my Black Friday order and I’m really glad I did. Seahorse is like the perfect dildo. He starts tapered, ends super-wide and has a ton of texture and ridges along the way.

Seahorse stands easily on his own with or without a suction cup which makes riding him an absolute treat. The overall shape means you can (if you’re experienced) take him all the way, yes all 14+ inches of usable length, I know from experience. I had always had my eye on Seahorse XXXL from when I first saw him but I didn’t think it would be that unique of an experience… Boy was I wrong, I can’t emphasize enough just how wonderful the texture on this toy is, and again.

The fact that it is tapered, means you can actually enjoy the ridges and grooves without being stretched to the max from the get-go. It also means that you can buy Seahorse XXXL before you’re ready to conquer him and still get good use out of the toy. If you’re a giant dildo lover I wouldn’t mess around with the smaller sizes and just go straight for the XXXL. His head is 8.75″ inches in circumference which should certainly be manageable for anyone browsing this site (right? haha) but he expands all the way to 15 inches in circumference… The perfect toy!

The only thing you won’t get with seahorse is a knot/flared head style pop-in, but you shouldn’t be expecting that given the shape of the toy. I got mine in 75% soft firmness and natural tan color. I think the firmness is great though I always like 40% soft (it just costs an extra 15 bucks), and the color is okay but I wish I had gone for a more exotic color since he isn’t a human dick. It’s all preference however, the Seahorse XXXL is still one of my favorite dildos!

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 8.75 inches
  • Max Circumference (lower shaft): 15 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 12 inches
  • Total Length: 17 inches
  • Usable Length: 14 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $280.00 – I bought on sale for 30% less

Check it out here!

Seahorse XXXL Dildo Review
Seahorse – XXXL

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Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs Can
Seahorse XXXL vs Can
Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs Can 2
Seahorse XXXL vs Can 2
Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs 1L Bottle
Seahorse XXXL vs 1L Bottle
Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs Bottle
Seahorse XXXL vs 1L Bottle 2
Seahorse XXXL dildo vs Chance XL
Seahorse XXXL vs Chance XL
Seahorse XXXL Dildo vs Chance XL
Seahorse XXXL vs Chance XL 2
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Seahorse XXXL
Elephant XL vs Hankey’s Seahorse XXXL

 

Exotic-Erotics – Elephant XL

I bought my Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL dildo the same time I bought my Jackson dildo from Exotic-Erotics (EE), while I was able to take Jackson immediately, I was nowhere close to able to take Elephant XL who has a head that’s 4.53 inches at the widest point. Now you’ve seen Taurion XL that has a similar diameter, but that is still more of a challenge since it’s a rounded head whereas Elephant XL is not even on all sides. In fact, the way I had to take Elephant XL (honestly I don’t think it would let you take him any other way, he’s naturally position himself as such) was sideways with the longest dimension going front-back. Trying to take him straight on is just too wide and awkward, like I was saying I think the dildo would naturally position itself in the sideways orientation. Even though I had to “cheat” and take the dildo a certain way I still feel it’s a huge accomplishment, 4.5 inches in diameter is nothing to scoff at and the head is even bigger in person. When I first got Elephant XL I thought there would never be a day when I could get him inside of me… He’s THAT big.

 

Length-wise Elephant XL is equally impressive, standing (flopping) at 19.75 inches he’s right up there with the longest of dildos I own. Unlike Jackson from Exotic-Erotics, Elephant XL does not have a suction cup base but he does have a much heftier shaft and base. Elephant XL (at least my Elephant XL dildo) won’t stand on his own but it’s much more stable than some of the skinnier dildos, mine is soft firmness (I feel like medium would work too) and it wouldn’t surprise me if there were some of these that could stand on their own in medium (maybe if they ended up with a different lean). Either way, he’s stiff enough to easily use and once he’s in you can ride him well. I have only been able to take half of this dildo length-wise. While I know I can take much longer, the size of the head doesn’t really lend itself to comfortably snaking its way inside of you (at least not all the time, I’m sure there are some occasions where the stars align and you can go much deeper). Regardless of depth, for me the enjoyment came/comes from pop-in and wonderment of getting that humongous head inside of you. Due to the shape it wasn’t a painful or unenjoyable experience in the slightest, he gradually opened me up and got himself in, obviously I’m extremely experienced and it took even me a while to work up to Elephant XL but if you are experienced, it’s nothing but good times

 

I bought my Elephant XL during black Friday so I got a significant discount. As of the time of this writing (May 10th) there is another sale going on at Exotic-Erotics and I did see a couple Elephant XL’s (in really cool colors) in inventory, I’d definitely recommend picking on up if you’re thinking about it. Now that I know it’s an achievable goal and a really pleasurable experience I can definitely recommend you take the chance on him (again, IF you’re experienced with giant dildos). I’d recommend him in soft firmness since that’s what I have but I think medium firmness would probably also work. 

Like with my Jackson dildo, I received a very nice silk style storage bag for free 🙂

 

Specs (From Exotic-Erotics):

  • Circumference (head): 12.28 inches
  • Diameter (head): 4.53 inches
  • Max Circumference (lowest usable): 12.87 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.78 inches
  • Total Length: 19.25 inches
  • Usable Length: 17.50 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $295.00 – I bought on sale for $232

Check it out here!

Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo
Elephant XL

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Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Can
Elephant XL vs Can
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Can 2
Elephant XL vs Can 2
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs 1L Bottle
Elephant XL vs 1L Bottle
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Bottle 2
Elephant XL vs Bottle 2
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Chance XL
Elephant XL vs Chance XL
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Chance XL 2
Elephant XL vs Chance XL 2
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Jackson
Elephant XL vs Jackson
Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL Dildo vs Seahorse XXXL
Elephant XL vs Hankey’s Seahorse XXXL

 

Bad Dragon – Taurion L

When Bad Dragon announced their new toy two Fridays ago, I knew I had to try him. Not wanting to be disappointed at another toy I couldn’t use immediately (or ever) I bought bough a large and XL Taurion flop. The large is already a massive dildo (and the best value you can get in a flop right now at $116) but the XL is otherworldly large. A head diameter at 4.6 inches and it’s a blunt head too. It’s like an upsized Sleipnir XL! Even the large Taurion is larger than Sleipnir XL in width.

I was able to grab my large Taurion dildo in soft firmness with a cumtube. He is a flop for a minor reason (I don’t even remember what it was), so I’m super happy I was able to grab him. People have been begging bad dragon for some more super-girthy toys that aren’t too long. I personally don’t understand the need for it to be short (why can’t you just use super-long toys that are also super-wide and accept that you won’t be able to take the whole length?) but the community seems to be pretty unified with this demand. Taurion absolutely fits the bill, just look at the pictures of Taurion vs Ky’el or Sleipnir and you’ll see how wide he is but also how short he is.

I was able to take Taurion L to the ball on my first try, I warmed up with other toys first but I was able to get him the whole way in on the first go, it was absolutely a challenge and gave an amazingly satisfying stretch the whole way down. I didn’t really ride the large Taurion though, I took it slow and will probably advise everyone else do the same, he is a  massive toy with a blunt head, he isn’t meant for riding without a ton of practice. Taurion L has a 3.8 inch head with a 4.2 inch shaft and 4.5 inch medial ring (pretty much irrelevant since it’s all the way at the base).

I would recommend everyone get Taurion in soft firmness. I have the XL in medium and the large in soft (not be choice, there wasn’t an XL soft flop at the time) and both of them are fairly firm. The soft firmness of the large has a noticeable squishiness to it but it’s still pretty firm given its girth. The medium on the XL feels very firm, I think it’s just the nature of such a thick dong. I don’t have a suction cup base on my large Taurion but the XL does, it will not stay on my wall with the balls beneath the shaft but flipped the other way it has no issues staying put on a tile wall. I’d expect that large would have at least this much success staying on the wall or even stay put in any orientation.

The cum tube is a welcome addition (I love the cum tube feature on all my dildos) and I would say the piercing is also a nice feature but when you’re dealing with toys this large it’s often kind of hard to feel the grooves and patterns past the overall stretching sensation that the dildo elicits. Unlike Pearce, the ring is positioned flat to the tip so it’s not has pronounced (this is a good chance IMO).

If you’re interested in comparing or buying Ranger XXL you can find it here as well: https://amzn.to/3wiGQPf

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 11.44 inches
  • Max Circumference (medial ring): 14.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 12.69 inches
  • Total Length: 10.63 inches
  • Usable Length: 8.88 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $185.00 – I bought a flop for $116

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large
Bad Dragon Taurion L

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Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Can
Taurion L vs Soda Can
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs can
Taurion L vs Soda Can 2
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Bottle
Taurion L vs 1L Bottle
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Bottle
Taurion L vs 1L Bottle
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Ky'el XL
Taurion L vs Ky’el XL
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Stan XL
Taurion L vs Stan XL
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Ranger XXL
Taurion L vs Ranger XXL
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs XL
Taurion L vs Taurion XL
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs XL
Taurion L vs Taurion XL
Bad Dragon Taurion Dildo Large vs Sleipnir XL
Taurion L vs Sleipnir XL

 

Bad Dragon – Pearce (Legacy)

I own a large and an XL Pearce that I still need to review (I like the bulge), in the meantime since he’s a retired model now. Here are the BD pages for Pearce. 

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Bad Dragon Pearce Legacy Dldo
Bad Dragon Pearce Legacy Dildo

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Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo Small
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo small vs can
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo Mini vs Can
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo vs Can
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo medium size
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo medium vs Can
Bad Dragon Pearce Legacy Dildo
Bad Dragon Pearce Legacy Dildo Large vs can
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo XL legacy sizes
Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo Large vs Can

 

Bad Dragon Pearce Dildo Dimensions
Pearce Dimensions

 

 

Nothosaur – Conola XXL

I bought Nothosaur’s Conola XXL on a suggestion for a toy that’s similar to Chance Flared XL. Conola XXL is certainly similar to Chance Flared XL but I think he’s a middle ground between either Chance Unflared XL and Chance Flared XL or between Chance Flared XL and Chance Flared L. He has a definite pop-in with a wonderfully shaped head but he’s easier to manage than the XL Chance Flared. 

I didn’t have an option to specify firmness (I bought from Amazon) but mine is a very soft dildo but firm enough to get in. Conola XXL will not stand on his own (not even close), he has a suction base that will keep him attached to the ground or a wall but expect the head to flop almost all the way down. 

My Conola XXL has cum tube which is a great feature, it works just as well as the ones from BD though the syringe is smaller than the ones they provide (no big team to me since I buy my own anyways).

I wish Conola XXL had a bigger base just for appearance, and obviously I wish they offered an even large size but I guess that is what Hunter Jack XXL is for, right? lol

Nothosaur Conola XXL is about 3.5 inches at the widest part of his head.

Update: I found a great use case for Conola… The HiSmith machine! It turns out that the base is just small enough (like barely small enough) to fit on the 6.5 inch hismith suction adapter and the firmness and shape make him an amazing toy to thrust with (obviously if you’re experienced like I am). Where Chance flared is too big and Chance unflared is too small, Conola XXL is the goldilocks horse dildo!

Check out the firmness video and unboxing here!

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Max Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.3 inches
  • Total Length: 15 inches
  • Usable Length: 13.4 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $210.00 – 10% discount at time of purchase (paid $190)

Buy it from Amazon!

Nothosaur Conola XXL Review
Nothosaur Conola XXL

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Nothosaur Conola XXL review
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Bottle
Nothosaur Conola XXL review dildo
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Bottle 2
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs can review
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Soda Can
Nothosaur Conola XXL review
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Soda Can 2
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Chance Flared
Nothosaur Conola XXL vs Chance Flared XL

 

 

 

 

Hankey’s Toys – Horse Dildo II – 4XL

Horse Dildo II from Hankey’s is the newest horse dildo they offer (even though Horse Dildo I isn’t that old of a model either). I jumped at the option to purchase Horse Dildo II since he’s a giant horse dildo without the flare so he’s much easier to use all the time. Yes, you do lose a bit of the experience without the pop-in but he’s a very satisfying ride nonetheless.
I would equate Horse Dildo II to Lampwick Uncut (he’s very similar in shape and size, as you can see from the pictures). I have my Horse Dildo II in 40% soft firmness, this color is supposedly burnt ember but it seems lighter than what I was expecting. Honestly I don’t ever have a very strong color preference so I didn’t think too much of it.
Horse Dildo II will not stand on his own, even when using the suction cup he’ll flop off eventually. Maybe in 75% soft firmness he’d be able to stand but definitely not in the softer firmness variety. He’s a long and slightly curved toy, though the balls at the bottom do provide some nice low-down heft. Like Lampwick, these are 360 degree balls, so if that’s your kink, you’ll be delighted. 
I’ve managed to take Horse Dildo II past the medial ring, he’s a really thick toy the whole way down so going all the way to the balls will be a huge challenge, definitely doable but it’ll take the right prep and some practice.

I think Horse Dildo II works in 40% soft firmness or even the standard medium firmness. His head is forgiving enough that the firmness isn’t as important as it might be on something like Kane Korso or the original Horse Dildo.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 10.75 inches
  • Max Circumference (ring): 13.75 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13 inches
  • Total Length: 19.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 15.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $306.00 – I used coupons for cheaper price
    – Try Special15 for 15% off –

Check it out here!

Horse Dildo 2 4XL Hankeys
Horse Dildo 2 – 4XL

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Horse Dildo 2 vs Can
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Can
Horse Dildo 2 vs Bottle
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Bottle 2
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Bottle Profile
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Bottle 2
Horse Dildo 2 vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Horse Dildo 4XL (side)
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Ky'el XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Ky’el XL

 

Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Horse Dildo II 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL
Horse Dildo 2 4XL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL (side)

 

Bad Dragon – Seraphina XL

I’m not sure why it took me so long to review Seraphina XL, I think I thought I already had… Anyways, I have 3 of these bad boys. I have one in medium firmness (pictured), another in soft firmness with no attachments and then another in soft firmness that’s identical to the one pictured with cumtube and suction cup. I recommend soft firmness given the toy’s length and girth – that’s why I have 3 of them, I bought the medium firmness first and then the soft with no attachments and once I decided I liked the ride I bought another fully loaded soft firmness.

Seraphina XL is the biggest horse dildo (maybe the biggest dildo outside of Andre XXL?) that Bad Dragon sells. At nearly 20 inches long and 3.6 inches tip diameter, he’s a wonderful toy for size queens and at this size, his price is a great value considering the other options on the market (especially if you get a flop like I did).

Seraphina won’t stand up on his own (even in medium), unless you have him suction cupped to the floor (even then a soft won’t really stay up), but he will easily stay affixed to a shower tile wall. Seraphina XL doesn’t have the huge pop-in like Chance XL Flared but he bests Vector XL and Chance Unflared XL easily in this category. Like with Vector XL I have achieved a hands-free finish with Seraphina XL but again, thanks to the ease of achieving it with Chance XL Flared or Captain’s Hook, I don’t use Seraphina XL for that purpose as often as I could. 

Seraphina is technically a knotted toy (4.6 inch diameter) but for me that is irrelevant on the XL size. I can get to the knot but that’s it, the toy is simply too long for me to push past the knot, I’m sure someone out there has been able too but it’s not me. Honestly I like the knot visually but I think the toy is plenty exciting enough without taking the knot. The lumps and texture on this toy make for one of the most unique horse-dildo experiences you can find. If you’re big into equine style dildos like I am, Seraphina XL is an absolute must. 

 

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 11 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 14.13 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11.13 inches
  • Total Length: 19.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 16.88 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Seraphina XL
Seraphina XL

Gallery

Seraphina XL vs bottle
Seraphina XL vs 1L Bottle
Seraphina XL vs bottle
Seraphina XL vs 1L Bottle 2
Seraphina XL Profile
Seraphina XL Profile
Seraphina XL vs Can
Seraphina XL vs Can
Seraphina XL vs Vector XL
Vector XL vs Seraphina XL
Chance XL vs Seraphina XL
Chance XL vs Seraphina XL
Ky'el XL vs Seraphina XL
Ky’el XL vs Seraphina XL
Hunter Jack XXL vs Seraphina XL
Hunter Jack XXL vs Seraphina XL
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Seraphina XL
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Seraphina XL

 

Bad Dragon – Vector – XL

Up until I started really using my Chance Flared XL and (even more recently, my Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL), Vector was my favorite go to horse dildo. He is wide enough that he’s satisfying but not too wide (like Hankey’s Horse Dildo or John Thomas’ Stallion) that it’s a huge challenge just to get in. That made Vector the perfect playtoy for someone who loves horsecock.
My Vector XL is in medium firmness with a suction cup and a cum tube. I would like to try him in soft firmness just because that’s my go to now, but medium firmness is totally serviceable with Vector XL if you’re used to taking massive dildos.

A common complaint with Vector XL is his lack of texture. This is true, he is a mostly smooth shaft (especially when comparing him to something like Seraphina) but the head shape, thickness and length more than makes up for any lack of texture. If you manage to hilt Vector XL, you’re going to be feeling the pressure deep inside of you (and on your prostate if you’ve got one). Vector has given me a handsfree orgasm in the past but I haven’t worked at it in a while since Captain’s Hook and Chance Flared will give me one every time.  

If you’re looking to size up from Chance Unflared XL but don’t want to risk the texture of Seraphina or the scary flare of Chance Flared XL, Vector is absolutely the way to go. He’s longer and wider than Chance unflared so he’s the next logical stepping stone.  While I rarely ever use my Chance unflared dildo anymore (just too skinny compared to my plethora of other horse dildos now), I still do regularly use my Vector XL.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 9.94 inches
  • Medial Ring Circumference: 9.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.13 inches
  • Total Length: 17.88 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Vector XL
Vector – XL

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Vector XL vs Bottle
Vector XL vs Bottle
Vector XL vs Bottle 2
Vector XL vs Bottle 2
Chance XL vs Vector XL
Chance XL vs Vector XL
Lampwick Uncut 4XL vs Vector XL
Lampwick Uncut 4XL vs Vector XL
Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL vs Vector XL
Hunter Jack XXL vs Vector XL

 

Vector XL vs Soda Can
Vector XL vs Soda Can

 

 

Ranking the Best Horse Dildos

I’m a HUGE fan of huge horse dildos. Check out my ranking below! Click images for full reviews

 

Each one of the tier 1 dildos is 100% worth owning for all horse dildo lovers!

Tier 1 (The Best)

Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL
Hunter Jack XXL

Nothosaur Hunter XXL (with tube) is one of the best Horse Dildos I own. He is 21 inches long and very thick (3.6 inch head). With a suction cup base he is a great wall ride. 
Buy Hunter Jack XXL from Amazon
Buy Hunter Jack XXL Here

Horse Dildo Main
Horse Dildo 4XL

Hankey’s Horse Dildo 4XL is amazing. He has a massive head (4.13 inches) and a wonderful shape. I have him in 40% soft firmness which means he’s kind of difficult to insert, but he feels great when he’s in.

Buy Horse Dildo 4XL Here

Bad Dragon Chance Flared XL Dildo Review GiantDildos.net
Chance Flared – XL

Bad Dragon Chance Flared XL is the best horse dildo to own (IMO). The other two in this tier are also amazing, they’re bigger than Chance Flared XL but there is NO pop-in like Chance Flared XL. This is the authentic experience and a great p-spot stimulation. A must have for all horse dildo fans.

Visit Chance Flared’s Page Here

Bad Dragon Tucker XL Dildo Review
Tucker XL

Bad Dragon Tuckerd XL is a unique horse dildo since he has a great knot that’s actually usable (unlike the one on Seraphina XL), Tucker is my favorite knotted toy right now and highly recommended!

Buy Tucker XL Here

Weredog Juniper XL Dildo Review

Weredog Juniper XL is the newest horse dildo I own and because of its softness he gets to go in tier 1. It is about the size of Vector but can squirm its way deep inside because of how soft they are!

Buy Juniper XL Here!

 

 

Tier 2 (Great Ride)

Chance Unflared XL
Chance Unflared – XL

Chance Unflared is the OG He’s too thin for me to really enjoy now but for MOST people he’s still the choice. A massive horse cock in his own right that put the genre on the map. 
Buy Chance Unflared Here!

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo
Jackson

Exotic-Erotics Jackson is another super long horse dildo with a great head. It’s pretty floppy in soft but the suction cup base makes it great for wall usage.

Buy Jackson Here

Bad Dragon Vector XL
Vector – XL

Vector was when I first realized I was REALLY into horse dildos. He’s thicker than Chance and it’s a great experience. Not too difficult that you can’t get him in but still big enough to be super enjoyable!

Buy Vector Here!

Seraphina XL
Seraphina XL

Seraphina XL in soft firmness is an amazing horse/equine style dildo. It probably has every right to be tier 1 but for the time being I’m going to put it here, highly enjoyable as a super textured giant horsecock!

Buy Seraphina Here!

Horse Dildo 2 4XL Hankeys
Horse Dildo II – 4XL

Horse Dildo II in 4XL is a great Horse dildo from Hankey’s toys. He has no flare so he’s easier to use than the OG Horse Dildo but he’s still MASSIVE
Buy Horse Dildo II Here

Nothosaur Conola XXL Review
Nothosaur Conola XXL

Conola XXL is a great dildo for those looking for a flared head with limited texture that slots between Chance Unflared XL and Chance Flared XL

Buy Conola XXL from Amazon

Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo Review
Naughty Fox Santos XXL

Santos XXL is a great dildo for those looking for a HUGE flared head. Santos XXL has the widest head of any horse dildo I own (outside of Italian Stallion)

Buy Santos XXL Here

Tier 3 (Not Bad, Not Great)

Bad Dragon BumbleHooves XL Dildo Review (updated model)
Bumblehooves (2.0) – XL

I want to love the redesigned Bumblehooves XL, he’s a great size but he’s got a boring texture and leaves me wanting more
Buy Bumblehooves XL here

Bad Dragon Sleipnir L Dildo Review GiantDildos.net
Sleipnir – L

Sleipnir in Large Size is a good dildo, just not one of my favorite horse dildos. He’s on the smaller side (length wise) so for me it’s not as enjoyable as some others here. Still a great toy overall though.

Buy Sleipner Here

Bad Dragon Stubbs
Stubbs – One Size

Stubbs is much like Sleipnir, he’s on the shorter side (obviously) and he’s not really exciting enough to make me love him. I bought him without any comparison so I didn’t really know what to expect since he’s a retired legacy toy with no product page. Good for F-Machines!

Legacy Toy (No Product Page)

 

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo Review
Nothosaur Ranger XXL

Ranger is technically a horse dildo but he’s massive. Very similar to my Taurion XL (Ranger XXL came first actually) so I’ll have to see if Taurion counts as a horse dildo too lol. Only reason Ranger XXL is tier 3 is because he’s super hard to take in the medium firmness he is, no flared head means you don’t get the pop-in like Santos XXL. I’ve only taken Ranger XXL (like Santos XXL) once so far. He’s tough!

Buy Ranger XXL here

Huge (Not yet able to take)

John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo Review
Italian Stallion XL

John Thomas Toys’ Italian Stallion XL is the biggest dildo I own, it’s 25 inches long with a HUGE head. I want to love him but it’s simply too firm and too big to use. I’ll keep trying though (They need softer silicone). Until I get him in he sits here.

Buy Italian Stallion XL Here

Brooklyn Supreme Dildo Review
Brooklyn Supreme

The Brooklyn Supreme from Twin Tail Creations (TTC) is the pièce de résistance of Horse Dildos. I have yet to master him (too floppy) but I’ll keep trying. Until I get him in he sits here.

Buy Brooklyn Supreme Here

Shower Enema Hoses – For Prep 

So, before I go on a long (and deep) play session, I need to be clean. Nothing turns me off more than seeing something other than cumlube come out when I’m playing with my toys. For that reason I have a very thorough and disciplined cleaning schedule before playtime. First I use an enema bag at least once (usually twice) before playing. I fill up in the shower then relocate to the toilet (ew, right?). But after the enema bag portion of prep I use a shower enema hose. This I use this to flush out the lower part of the colon immediately before play. If the enema bag worked you should see almost nothing come out during this portion of the clean-up, but it’s great piece of mind. It’s important to remember that this super detailed clean-up is only really needed because I use super long toys. If you’re playing with 4 inch dildos, a simple enema bulb will probably work. 

I have tried three shower hoses so far:

The first (and best so far) is this Cleanstream Aqua Shot (https://amzn.to/3TPip4R), the one I linked to has a flow diverter (which is 100% necessary to have), if you already have one, you can buy it here with prime shipping for a few bucks less (https://amzn.to/496ruul). I have had this since 2017 and it’s still going strong. Remember to occasionally take the rubber part off the hose and clean the inside of any mold that might build up from moisture. When considering a shower enema hose, make sure you pay attention to the hose length. This one has a super long 79 inch hose which means you can use it on all fours if you want.

Cleanstream Aqua Shot Recommendation
Cleanstream Aqua Shot

The second shower hose I’ve tried is this one https://amzn.to/3PxKfQk, I got this because it was on sale and I thought it would be a bit easier to insert than the first one. While that is true, if you go gentle with the first one listed, it’s not hard to use at all. This one does not have a diverter so you’d need to buy one. I was enticed by the button on the handle that’s supposed to stop the flow. Unfortunately the button is VERY difficult to press and you need to press it continuously to get the water to flow. This makes it almost useless. Luckily you do not need to use the button handle (and I don’t). Other than the button handle, this has been pretty high quality though the hose is only 59 inches (20 inches shorter than the first one). While both hoses are good, I recommend the Aqua Shot.

Generic Thin Shower Hose
Generic Thin Shower Hose

The final hose I’ve purchased is this one (https://amzn.to/4as1rPn), this is a super deep insertion hose. You can attach the end to an enema bag or the end of a regular metal shower hose. I don’t vouch for the safety of these but I’ve used it a dozen times and have had no issues. I don’t really see the point of this red hose unless you really need a deep clean. It certainly works but the flexibility makes it a challenge to insert the hose when lubed up. 

Super Long Enema Shower Hose
Super Long Shower Enema

I’d recommend keeping an eye on “Mr-S-Leather’s” webstore as well. They have a ton of cleaning options (https://www.mr-s-leather.com/ass-play/ass-prep-douche-enema-toys) and often have pretty good sales. 

If you do the prep session right, you’ll enjoy the play session a lot more. I also recommend using the time to prep as a good time to edge.