Author: GiantDildos

Hankey’s Toys – Omega XL 

Hankey’s Toys Omega XL Dildo (more like oh my gawd!) was a dildo I bought specifically to use on my HiSmith and Fredorch machines (I actually bought a handful other similar sized toys as well), this is why he is only an L/XL sized toy. Still a large dildo by almost everyone’s standards but in this case he is small enough to really give a good pounding on the sex machines.

The best part of Omega is by far his huge ballsack. I LOVE the sensation of a ball sack smacking mine while getting rammed fast and hard and for that, there is no better toy out there (next best is to put some remove-o-balls on your toys) for that great slapping feeling. This works because the dildo firmness is soft and the ballsack is simply huge. 

Honestly Omega XL really is one of my favorite dildos now. If I weren’t going to use him on my machine I would have gotten the largest size like most of my other toys but for the sex machine the L/XL size is the absolute perfect size for a veteran toy taker.

Like I mentioned above, I got my toy in soft firmness (40% soft), I also ordered mine with the vac-u-hole for easy use on the sex machines. As you might expect, Omega has no problem at all standing on his own, with such a huge base he is easily ridable. 

The main selling point is 100% the huge balls on Omega but the shaft and head are also very enjoyable, with enough girth to satisfy most people (in the L/XL size) and if you go for the 4XL size with a 13.5 inch circumference I doubt there’s anyone who wouldn’t find that stretch filling. The shaft is not overly textured but like most Hankey’s toys it’s a realistic design. 

I recommend you buy Omega in 40% soft (like I do with most my Hankey’s toys now), it just provides (in my opinion) a better, ride where you can focus on the fill – or in this case the ball slapping.

 

Specs (From Hankey’s):

  • Circumference (head): 8.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (shaft base): 10.10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.9 inches
  • Total Length: 11.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 9.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $231.00 – I used coupon code for discount

Check it out here!

Omega XL Dildo Review

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Bad Dragon – Terra (Legacy Dildo)

Bad Dragon’s Terra Dildo is a retired model. See the images below for size comparisons!

 

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Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo vs Can

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Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo vs Can
Terra XL vs Can
Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo vs Can
Terra M vs Can
Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo vs Can
Terra L vs Can
Bad Dragon small Terra Dildo vs Can
Terra S vs Can
Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo product page
Terra Product Page
Bad Dragon Terra Legacy Dildo size chart
Terra Dildo Size Chart
Bad Dragon Terra Dildo Legacy Real Size
Terra Real Size Chart
Bad Dragon Terra Dildo Legacy
Terra
Terra Dildo Group Photo
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Bad Dragon Terra Dildo Profile
Terra Side View

 

Shower Stool – For Standing Dildo Ride

Another useful accessory that I purchased for my playtime in the shower is this shower stool. This is designed for people accessibility issues but wouldn’t you know, it works just great to use as a knee height platform to mount your giant dildos to!

I use this when I want to use my toys in a more standing position vs kneeling or squatting, it’s also the best way for me to achieve a handsfree orgasm using my Captain’s Hook or my Chance Flared XL dildos.

So far this stool has held up very well and no rust is visible (just some soap scum). My shower is a relatively large flat bottom shower so this may not work as well if you have a shower/tub combo.

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Shower stool for standing dildo riding

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Shower stool for standing dildo riding

 

Shower stool for standing dildo riding

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kneeler Pads – For raising Toys and Kneeling

How have you made it this long without having kneeler pads for your play sessions? I use these both to kneel on (as intended) and stacking them together to raise my shorter toys up for optimal riding fun!

I use these primarily in the shower but they can be used anywhere. My bad dragon suction toys and Hankey’s suction cups will mostly stay attached to these kneeler pads (as long as you don’t bend the pad while the suction is attached).

I have some larger pads that are less textured that the toy will stay attached too better but these pads are wide enough to put the toys on but skinny enough that you can position a knee on either side quite comfortably.

I highly recommend everyone buy at least one pack of these if they like to ride their toys.

These are waterproof but if you keep them stored damp after cleaning they will develop mold spots. You can soak them in bleach/water solution to clean them but my advise would be to line them up separately to dry after cleaning/rinsing them.

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Kneeler Pads for Dildo Use

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Kneeler Pads for Dildo Use

 

Kneeler Pads for Dildo Use

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sink Protector – For drying Toys in shower 

I like to use my toys in the shower, and even I don’t I still wash them in the shower (using dawn dish soap). When I first started this practice I noticed that some toys got mold on the bottom of their bases. This was due to me leaving them drying on my shower bench/ledge which was a flat surface. After some trial and error I found these sink protectors (and another cheaper more flexible one that I trimmed for max coverage), these sink protectors work as a good drying rack for the toys, they let air circulate between the toy and the shower bench so that mold doesn’t grow.

These are a cost effective way to dry your toys in the shower!

  • Drying Solutions for Giant Silicone Dildos in the shower

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This link below is to a trimmable sink protector here, though this is not the same one I have, which was a rubbermaid that I purchased from my local grocery store.

 

https://amzn.to/4eu6Bge

Sink Protector for Dildo Drying

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Weredog – Juniper XL

Weredog Juniper XL is my first dildo from Weredog, they had a 20% off sale for some reason and I ended up buying 3 toys from them (in two orders). First off let me say that Weredog is the fastest shipping toy company I’ve used. I ordered it Juniper on Monday (7:30PM UK Time) and I had the toy in hand on Friday, it came so fast that I actually had to have it held at the UPS store because I had a house guest over and wasn’t expecting it to arrive while they were at my house, lol. Considering it had to come all the way from Europe (I’m eastern US) this was astonishingly fast.

Shipping was $50 with UPS express but if you order multiple toys the the shipping cost per toy is decreased (though it still does go up overall, just not $50 a toy). That being said, $50 for super fast shipping is worth it when the toy maker ships it out the same or next day. They shipped so fast that I was able to make another order during the same sale once I had received my Juniper in extra soft and knew I wanted more of them! The shipping box was discreet. Inside there were some stickers, a storage bag, the toy and a toy care sheet.

Okay, now lets get on to the toy itself. Like I mentioned above, my toy is an extra soft firmness in extra large size. Juniper is 17 inches long with a head that’s about 3 inches by 3 inches (maybe a bit bigger), Juniper XL is 3.2 inches wide at the medial ring. For comparison’s sake, think about Vector XL from Bad Dragon, Juniper is very similar in size to Vector XL. 

Having Juniper XL in extra soft firmness is a really awesome experience, this means the toy is super squishy and super bendy. You can really snake Juniper all the way inside of you which is simply amazing. Obviously in this firmness with this size, there is no chance Juniper is going to stand on its own. It flops over immediately, I don’t know if a more firm version of Juniper XL would stand on their own but I kind of doubt it.

Weredog also makes a thicker but shorter horse dildo named “Jack” that I almost bought as well (if they have another sale I will), Jack might be able to stand on his own in some cases, though I’m only guessing. In the meantime I’m more than happy with my Juniper XL dildo in extra soft.

Juniper is a mainly smooth dildo with a few wrinkles and veins but the medial ring, the head and the firmness are really why you want to buy it. Being 17 inches but not super thick is also a trait that most users will really appreciate. While I don’t classify Juniper as a riding dildo (at least not to the balls), the large scrotum is also a well crafted and pleasing feature.

I don’t think you can get Juniper with a suction cup base, but if you could that would be a nice upgrade, I know you can’t get Juniper with a cum tube style feature but I’m always going to say that I wish every toy came with that option as it’s a favorite kink of mine.

I paid about $200 all in due to the sale price and I highly recommend any lover of horse cocks give Weredog Juniper XL a try in extra soft. The firmness is what makes this a truly unique experience!

Specs (From Weredog):

  • Circumference (head): 10 inches
  • Max Circumference (medial ring): 10.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.1 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.8 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought a on sale for $160 + shipping

Check it out here!

Weredog Juniper XL Dildo Review

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Hankey’s Toys – Topher Michaels XXXL

Topher Michaels is a super thick dildo. I’ve had him for about a year and since before I decided to start ordering all my gigantic toys in 40% soft firmness. I can still take Topher Michaels but his 75% soft firmness is pretty firm given how thick he is. 

I still love the attention to detail on the shaft and the scrotum, as well as the nicely formed head. My Topher Michaels has a vac-u-lock hole but he will stand without issue on his own, he has a very large base and is correctly weighted!

I don’t have too much to say about Topher Michaels, he is an enjoyable ride, that is aimed at people looking for thick dildos that aren’t overly long. He is not quite as thick as Clyde while being a similar length but he is wider than Rentman XXXL, while being a lot shorter.

I think that if I had purchased him in 40% soft firmness I would use him more but 12+ inches of circumference (13+ at the base) is a lot to take in a medium firmness toy. He’s still an enjoyable ride but I think he’d be better in the 40% soft firmness (as can be said for most mega wide toys). My Rentman XXXL is 75% soft firmness and that seems to be the right firmness for him so it really does depend on the toy!

 

Specs (Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (Shaft Base): 13.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 12 inches
  • Total Length: 13 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.25 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $235.00 – I bought on sale for $180!

Check it out here!

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo Review

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Fredorch Sex Machine – 200W Servo Premium

I purchased the Fredorch Sex Machine (200W Premium/Servo motor) after seeing the HiSmith Servok. As you know I spend a ton of money on sex toys but 1600 dollars on a sex machine is outside of what even I am willing to pay. In my searches I found the Fredorch Premium 200W Sex Machine and decide for <400 bucks (sale price at the time) it was worth a shot.

The Fredorch 200W Premium machine is an awesome machine at this price point. Unlike the similarly priced machines from HiSmith (or others) you can change the stroke and pattern on the fly. It’s a wild experience that is unlike anything I had felt from a machine before.

Like other users have mentioned, the control box (with the knobs) is pretty much useless¹ so I wouldn’t bother getting that version, the handheld remote works perfectly, I can now confirm that xtoys.app will work to control the Fredorch from your phone. Simply find “Fredorch” in the app and connect via bluetooth. It’s very responsive, I haven’t tried any custom patterns yet but I’m sure you could use them. Very neat feature!

This machine supports two extension rods (one in each direction for double user fun) but it is driven by one servo motor and a belt drive system. I wouldn’t say that this is more powerful than a typical HiSmith premium machine (the $500 dollar ones) but again, the versatility with adjustable stroke on the fly is a huge bonus.

The only issue I’ve had with the machine is that it’s kind of loud at the upper limits. Not even the motor, but the metal casing around the the device. I found if you want to make it quieter you can either take the shell off (risky) or add some rubber washers to it which is what I did. That helped a lot with the buzzing noise.

When I say it’s loud I don’t mean it’s genuinely loud, I just mean it’s louder than a HiSmith, your neighbors aren’t going to hear it but if you have other people in your house they might. The legs on this are hollow metal tubs as opposed to the HiSmith machines. This is clearly a cost saving measure but luckily it’s an easy fix. They are the same diameter as the ones the HiSmith uses so if you had one of those already you can simply use those tubes. Otherwise, amazon actually sells the tubes here and they aren’t expensive at all.

Not sure if this link works but I bought these ridiculously long tubes for $50 each https://amzn.to/3XDoUs9

You’re looking for “Case Hardened Chrome Shaft Linear Rail Rod” in 25mm diameter. You can get 500mm length (about the same as the standard tubes) for $30 a piece. You can also get cheaper non-chromed rods but no promises they won’t rust just from normal humidity (the chromed ones won’t, nor will stainless steel). The reason you may want to swap out the hollow tubes for solid ones is simply due to weight. If you prop this up against a wall or something, you don’t need to swap the tubes out but if you’re going to use it free standing and plan on using toys that offer any sort of resistance you’re going to want the added weight of the solid tubes.

Still though, HiSmith’s Servok toy which is the only one they make that offers on the fly stroke length changes is up to 5X more expensive as this Fredorch. It might be stronger than this but for most normal users the Fredorch is going to be fine. I have used it successfully with 3.2 inch diameter toys… What a ride!

Shipping was discreet and fast. It shipped directly from Fredorch’s warehouse in the western US. I haven’t had any warranty claims with my machine but the customer support is quick to respond for any questions I’ve had.

Conclusion:

Would I recommend the Fredorch Sex Machine? Yes I would, if you’re looking for an on-the fly adjustable stroke machine there is no other option anywhere close to this price point. Unless you have a HiSmith machine to take the legs off I would budget another 50-60 bucks to get the solid metal replacement legs (https://amzn.to/3XWvyLw) to give your machine some added heft. Outside of that, the noise is not a dealbreaker and like I said, it only happens at the upper limits (longest stroke length & large diameter toy).

So if you don’t think you want to add a rubber washer or take the shell off (I wouldn’t recommend using it long term with the shell off) it’s still a fine machine but (in my experience – may just be my specific machine) there buzzing/rattling at times that is louder than my old HiSmith machines in normal operations – so just be aware of that.

Check out my Youtube video of the noise, stroke patterns (and length) and control functionality!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHEENhoq6HM

Again, even at 450 with the new legs (don’t bother with the package that comes with the knob controller) it’s as cheap as a normal HiSmith machine but has adjustable stroke length on the fly!

 

Check it out here!

Fredorch Sex Machine

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Notes:
¹ I spoke with the Fredorch team and they told me this in relation to the knobs. May be useful information if you have the controller. 

Note that each half turn is an instruction; Don’t switch between instructions too quickly;
Mode key: clockwise quick half-turn is to turn on, and then fast half-turn is to switch frequency conversion, counterclockwise half-turn is to stop.
Distance: clockwise half turn is to adjust the insertion stroke lengthened, counterclockwise is to reduce the stroke.
Speed: Adjust the speed, clockwise half turn is fast, counterclockwise is slow can be tested to see

  

 

Increase the Height of your HiSmith Machine!

So I recently bought a Fredorch sex machine (to get an on-the-fly adjustable stroke sex machine without having to spend 1600 dollars on the HiSmith Servok) and the downside is that it came with hollow tubes versus the solid metal tubes like the HiSmith… So I went on a scavenger hunt and I found these: https://amzn.to/4gxhQWF

These 25mm diameter rods are the perfect size to fit the HiSmith and Fredorch machine. Since I was going to buy the rods anyways I spent a little more and bought the 1000mm long rods for $50 a piece. Now I have a 40 inch tall sex machine! 

These rods worked perfectly in my setup, I got the “Case Hardened Chrome” option so that they wouldn’t rust. If you feel like chancing it, they have cheaper versions as well that is just regular steel but I think those would likely oxidize/rust just from normal humidity.

Replacement HiSmith Rods

Nothosaur – Graemen 4XL

Balls!

Did I get your attention? Well Balls is what you get with Graemen 4XL. Yes, he’s a very large knotted dildo that’s very filling and enjoyable to ride (even before the knot) but the thing that really sets Graemen 4XL (all his sizes, I guess) apart is the humongous scrotum. What a unique feature to add to a toy.

Built in to the base is a large suction cup, I have found that he will not stay affixed to the wall with balls down but if you flip him so the balls are above the shaft he’ll stay attached to the wall (tile shower wall) perfectly!

Graemen comes in medium firmness only but thankfully Nothosaur’s medium is close to soft for most other toy makers. This means that Graemen 4XL won’t really stand up on his own, technically he does but check the pictures, he almost flops all the way down lol.

While the firmness means he’s pretty floppy, it also means that he is an achievable goal for expert toy takers. Unlike my Cole XL and Dexter XL which I stupidly got in medium firmness (from Bad Dragon), the medium (but more soft) firmness from Nothosaur means that I can indeed knot this toy. To that point, the knot is very large but that’s probably not the challenge if you’re well versed in knotted toys, the challenge is the length before the knot. By my measurements, Graemen 4XL has 8 inches from tip to the start of the knot and about 10 inches from tip to the middle of the knot. 

Anyone who has experience with long knotted toys like Bishop from BD, or even Rex knows the feeling of pushing a long cock in to get to the knot. The pressure is on the length not the knot – though again, Graemen’s knot is massive (4.3 inches wide by 3.4 inches deep – my measurements), in a harder firmness the knot would be extremely difficult for anyone to take, but in Graemen’s default firmness it works.

Obviously everyone sees the oversized balls on Graemen and that’s my favorite part too. I have other knotted dildos, but not ones with such huge balls. 4XL is a bit big to use on my f-machine but I bet the next size down is perfect and I can only imagine the sensation of the ball slapping on an f-machine… So hot!

Even if you don’t make it to the knot of Graemen, he is still plenty exciting. The widest part of the shaft is 3.5 inches by 3.3 inches in diameter, before tapering back down below 3 inches. Even just nudging the knot is probably enough to send you over the edge.

I love my Graemen, I’d recommend buying off Amazon or waiting for a sale, he’s $500 for the 4XL version, the Amazon page has 20% off right now so it brings the price to $400 and if you wait for your birthday at Nothosaur’s website you’ll get 25% off. It’s a lot of a silicone and silicone is expensive but it’s still a hard pill to swallow to spend $400+ on a dildo. If you like knotted toys and most importantly if you like toys with HUGE scrotums (yes please), then Graemen is definitely worth a look.

Graemen 4XL isn’t available with a cumtube though I wish it was (I love my cumtubes) and it arrived with a nice carrying bag, a keychain, stickers and a unique toy card. Shipping was super discreet as always, some of the sizes qualify for 2-day or even one-day prime shipping on Amazon.

 

Specs (From Nothosaur):

  • Circumference (head): 8.2 inches (2.6 diameter)
  • Max Circumference (knot): 13.3 inches (4.3 diameter)
  • Shaft Circumference: 8.25 inches
  • Total Length: 16.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 12.2 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $500.00 – I bought on sale for $375

Check out Graemen @ Nothosaur.com

Buy it on Amazon here!

Nothosaur Graemen 4XL Dildo Review

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