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Posted on January 14, 2025January 14, 2025 by GiantDildos

Hankey’s Toys – XXXCalibur XXL

I bought my XXXCalibur toy in size XXL from Hankey’s Toys about a year ago. I’ve been enjoying him since, but I never got around to writing a review or posting comparison pictures… Well, now I am.

XXXCalibur in XXL is a great toy because he is super long – over 17 inches (yes, that long) – which means he can really get deep inside to provide a level of stimulation that many dildos are either too short, or too wide to accomplish. XXXCalibur is perfect for this job.

XXXCalibur is an uncut dildo with a tapered head, this makes him ideal not only for sensational play sessions but he can also be a great warm-up toy. I posted a comparison picture vs my XL Sveinn from Bad Dragon (which is one of my current warm-up toys), you can see that they have a very similar shape to start, though the XXXCalibur is more detailed on the shaft with some veins and a little bit of an outline around the tip.

XXXCalibur is also a great toy because of the magnificent balls. I love that Hankey’s Toys takes care of this aspect, lots of dildo makers let the balls kind of morph into the base of the toy, which is good for stability but takes away from the usability and visuals of the balls.

My XXXCalibur dildo in XXL will not stand on his own, the toy I have has a vac-u-hole so I can put him on my Hankey’s 7 inch suction cup to use him on the ground, he leans over a ton still, but he doesn’t fall over when he’s on the suction up. Either way, once you have the tip inserted he is pretty easy to ride and push deeper. My toy is 75% soft, while I think 40% soft would definitely be enjoyable, I’d imagine it would be even harder to stand up in that firmness.

I usually recommend people buy their huge dildos in the softest firmness but XXXCalibur is thin enough that 75% soft works extremely well, he can wiggle and move with your insides so I may recommend just sticking with the 75% soft firmness. Obviously you should go slow and practice before taking this toy to the max, he isn’t super thick but he is extremely long.

I didn’t expect to get such a great feeling from XXXCalibur, but there is definitely something to be said for depth play, once he’s about 10 inches deep, it makes my knees go weak. Amazing!

Sidenote: The webpage calls XXXCalibur “Thor’s Hammer” so I don’t know if this used to be called that or what the deal is, I’d rather type out “Thor’s Hammer” than XXXCalibur like I did about a dozen times in this review but either one is a good name.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

Circumference (head): 8.00 inches
Max Circumference (mid): 10 inches
Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
Total Length: 17.2 inches
Usable Length: 13.3 inches
MSRP (as owned): $210.00

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XXXCalibur – XXL

XXXCalibur XXL

XXXCalibur XXL vs 1L Bottle

XXXCalibur XXL vs 1L Bottle

XXXCalibur XXL vs Can 2

XXXCalibur XXL vs Can

XXXCalibur Dildo Review vs Bad Dragon Sveinn

XXXCalibur XXL vs Sveinn XL

XXXCalibur Dildo Width 4

XXXCalibur Dildo Width 3

XXXCalibur Dildo Width 2

XXXCalibur Dildo Width

Omega – XL

Posted on November 5, 2024November 5, 2024 by GiantDildos

Hankey’s Toys – Omega XL

Hankey’s Toys Omega XL Dildo (more like oh my gawd!) was a dildo I bought specifically to use on my HiSmith and Fredorch machines (I actually bought a handful other similar sized toys as well), this is why he is only an L/XL sized toy. Still a large dildo by almost everyone’s standards but in this case he is small enough to really give a good pounding on the sex machines.

The best part of Omega is by far his huge ballsack. I LOVE the sensation of a ball sack smacking mine while getting rammed fast and hard and for that, there is no better toy out there (next best is to put some remove-o-balls on your toys) for that great slapping feeling. This works because the dildo firmness is soft and the ballsack is simply huge.

Honestly Omega XL really is one of my favorite dildos now. If I weren’t going to use him on my machine I would have gotten the largest size like most of my other toys but for the sex machine the L/XL size is the absolute perfect size for a veteran toy taker.

Like I mentioned above, I got my toy in soft firmness (40% soft), I also ordered mine with the vac-u-hole for easy use on the sex machines. As you might expect, Omega has no problem at all standing on his own, with such a huge base he is easily ridable.

The main selling point is 100% the huge balls on Omega but the shaft and head are also very enjoyable, with enough girth to satisfy most people (in the L/XL size) and if you go for the 4XL size with a 13.5 inch circumference I doubt there’s anyone who wouldn’t find that stretch filling. The shaft is not overly textured but like most Hankey’s toys it’s a realistic design.

I recommend you buy Omega in 40% soft (like I do with most my Hankey’s toys now), it just provides (in my opinion) a better, ride where you can focus on the fill – or in this case the ball slapping.

Specs (From Hankey’s):

Circumference (head): 8.25 inches
Max Circumference (shaft base): 10.10 inches
Shaft Circumference: 9.9 inches
Total Length: 11.5 inches
Usable Length: 9.5 inches
MSRP (as owned): $231.00 – I used coupon code for discount

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Omega XL Dildo Review

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Topher Michaels XXL vs Omega XL

Topher Michaels XXL vs Omega XL Side

Omega XL

Omega XL vs The Mikey XXL

Omega XL vs The Mikey XXL Side

Omega XL vs Seahorse XXXL

Omega XL vs Seahorse XXXL Side

Omega XL vs Rentman XXXL Side

Omega XL vs Rentman XXXL

Omega XL vs Monster XL

Omega XL vs Monster XL (Side)

Omega XL vs Latin Lover M

Omega XL vs Latin Lover M Side

Omega XL vs John L Side

Omega XL vs John L

Omega XL vs Cockmaker XXL Side

Omega XL vs Cockmaker XXL

Omega XL vs Can Side

Omega XL vs Can

Omega XL vs 1L Bottle Side

Omega XL vs 1L Bottle

Omega XL vs Archer L Side

Omega XL vs Archer L

Omega XL Shaft Width

Omega XL Shaft Depth

Omega XL Head Width

Omega XL Head Depth

Omega XL Balls Width

Omega XL Balls Depth

Kane Korso – 4XL

Posted on January 5, 2024January 8, 2024 by GiantDildos

Hankey’s Toys – Kane Korso – 4XL

Kane Korso in 4XL is an absolute monster. I’d like to say I can take him but it’s not even close. I can get maybe 3 or 4 inches down past the tip and that’s it. It’s an absolutely humongous toy. I bought Kane Korso in 4XL during the Cyber Monday sale so I didn’t have a choice in firmness, as a result I got him in 75% soft firmness, unfortunately I think he’s really just too darn big to work at that firmness as there isn’t really any give.
I will continue to try him out but the bulge after the head is substantial (over 15 inches). Like I said before, I think if I had him in 40% soft firmness I would have a chance at making him work but I think in 75% soft, I give myself a 10% chance of ever making Kane Korso work – similar to my Elephant toy from Exotic Erotics. I knew what I was getting myself into when I bought some of these monster toys, I wanted to take full advantage of the Cyber Monday discounts and grab some of these behemoths so that I could share and compare with the community.
Outside of size, Kane Korso is a very unique canine-esque shape, there isn’t too much texture on the shaft but the tip is very unique and this is a very very heavy toy. I got mine with an attachment hole but there is zero percent chance that this would ever stay on a wall and it’s heavy enough that it doesn’t really need the attachment hole to stay put on the floor either.

As you’ll see in the pictures, Kane Korso 4XL dwarves pretty much everything I put it up against, at 17 inches long it’s among the longest toys I own outside of a few horse and elephant dildos and it’s definitely one of the thickest. As you’ll also see from the images, it arrived pretty dirty. I’m going to chalk this up to the black friday/cyber monday rush since many of my MHT toys from that sale arrived kinda dirty (but still plastic wrapped), the pictures on this page are of a freshly opened toy. My MHT toys usually do not arrive that dirty, but you should always clean your toys before use.

Specs (From MHT):

Circumference (head): 10.75 inches
Max Circumference (mid shaft): 15.2 inches
Shaft Circumference: 13.15 inches
Total Length: 17.1 inches
Usable Length: 14 inches
MSRP (as owned): $296.90

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Kane Korso GiantDildos.net — Kane Korso – 4XL

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Kane Korso vs 1L Bottle — Kane Korso 4XL vs 1L Bottle

Kane Korso vs Can — Kane Korso 4XL vs Soda Can

Kane Korso vs Marcel XL — Kane Korso 4XL vs Marcel XL

Kane Korso 4XL vs Marcel XL 2 — Kane Korso 4XL vs Marcel XL (alt)

Kane Korso 4XL vs Clyde XXXL 2 — Kane Korso 4XL vs Clyde XXXL (alt)

Three Amigos – XL

Posted on May 13, 2023October 20, 2023 by GiantDildos

Three Amigos XL

The Three Amigos XL dildo from Hankey’s toys is a super unique dildo. It gives the experience of being pounded by three dicks simultaneously. I chose the XL size since the XXL size was significantly larger and I didn’t think I could take it (maybe now I could but def initely not when I first bought my Three Amigos toy), the XL is not small by any means and I’d probably recommend you start with it if you’re a big toy lover since it’s an experience like no other. You definitely have to work on getting the toy in the right way. Once the toy is in, you’ll feel extremely full and since they form an uneven shape it’s not like just having a typical massive dildo. While the measurements look daunting they are kind of misleading, since the heads are staggered you can start with one head and then angle the other two in.

Unlike most of my Hankey’s toys, the Three Amigos XL dildo WILL stick to the wall via the vac-u-hole suction cup. It also easily stands on its own

Negatives: None

Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 3.65

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.74

Total Length – 11.75

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