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Hankey’s Toys – Topher Michaels XXXL

Topher Michaels is a super thick dildo. I’ve had him for about a year and since before I decided to start ordering all my gigantic toys in 40% soft firmness. I can still take Topher Michaels but his 75% soft firmness is pretty firm given how thick he is.

I still love the attention to detail on the shaft and the scrotum, as well as the nicely formed head. My Topher Michaels has a vac-u-lock hole but he will stand without issue on his own, he has a very large base and is correctly weighted!

I don’t have too much to say about Topher Michaels, he is an enjoyable ride, that is aimed at people looking for thick dildos that aren’t overly long. He is not quite as thick as Clyde while being a similar length but he is wider than Rentman XXXL, while being a lot shorter.

I think that if I had purchased him in 40% soft firmness I would use him more but 12+ inches of circumference (13+ at the base) is a lot to take in a medium firmness toy. He’s still an enjoyable ride but I think he’d be better in the 40% soft firmness (as can be said for most mega wide toys). My Rentman XXXL is 75% soft firmness and that seems to be the right firmness for him so it really does depend on the toy!

Specs (Hankey’s Toys):

Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
Max Circumference (Shaft Base): 13.25 inches
Shaft Circumference: 12 inches
Total Length: 13 inches
Usable Length: 10.25 inches
MSRP (as owned): $235.00 – I bought on sale for $180!

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Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo Review

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Topher Michaels XXXL Shaft Measure 1

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Hankey’s Toys – Machoman – XXXL

I bought Machoman in XXXL because I found him to be very visually appealing. I was able to grab him during Hankey’s Cyber Monday sale which means I got a great deal but again means I was limited to medium firmness. It’s pretty obvious that he is a super wide toy from the pictures but the measurements on the website can be deceiving. He is “only” 13 inches circumference but by my measurement he’s almost 5 inches wide! That is a MASSIVELY wide toy.

I have shockingly been able to take Machoman XXXL in the natural layout (balls front) but it’s very difficult and takes a lot of warm-up. The easier way to do it is to take him with balls to the side, either way he is still a huge stretch to take. I definitely think that a softer firmness would be more enjoyable and given the shape I think he would be well suited as opposed to my Horse Dildo that is too blunt to easily penetrate in the 40% soft firmness I have him in. Machoman has a tapered tip so you can line him up and send him home.

While the utility of Machoman XXXL may be questionable (for me he’s way too big to ride, more of a “look what I can fit!” type of toy), his appearance is undeniably pleasing. Just a straight up handsome toy.

I got my Machoman with an attachment hole but like most of the super huge toys he would not stay on the suction cup on a wall and because of the huge base, he has no trouble standing on his own when placed on the floor. I still recommend the attachment hole as an option to help keep him in place when riding (though he is teetering on the point where he won’t even stay on the suction cup on the floor without being held).

Specs (From MHT):