Hankey’s Toys Reviews, GiantDildos.Net

Posted on September 27, 2024September 30, 2024 by GiantDildos

Hankey’s Toys – Topher Michaels XXXL

Topher Michaels is a super thick dildo. I’ve had him for about a year and since before I decided to start ordering all my gigantic toys in 40% soft firmness. I can still take Topher Michaels but his 75% soft firmness is pretty firm given how thick he is.

I still love the attention to detail on the shaft and the scrotum, as well as the nicely formed head. My Topher Michaels has a vac-u-lock hole but he will stand without issue on his own, he has a very large base and is correctly weighted!

I don’t have too much to say about Topher Michaels, he is an enjoyable ride, that is aimed at people looking for thick dildos that aren’t overly long. He is not quite as thick as Clyde while being a similar length but he is wider than Rentman XXXL, while being a lot shorter.

I think that if I had purchased him in 40% soft firmness I would use him more but 12+ inches of circumference (13+ at the base) is a lot to take in a medium firmness toy. He’s still an enjoyable ride but I think he’d be better in the 40% soft firmness (as can be said for most mega wide toys). My Rentman XXXL is 75% soft firmness and that seems to be the right firmness for him so it really does depend on the toy!

Specs (Hankey’s Toys):

Circumference (head): 10.25 inches
Max Circumference (Shaft Base): 13.25 inches
Shaft Circumference: 12 inches
Total Length: 13 inches
Usable Length: 10.25 inches
MSRP (as owned): $235.00 – I bought on sale for $180!

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Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo Review

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Topher Michaels XXXL Back

Topher Michaels XXXL

Topher Michaels XXXL Side

Topher Michaels XXXL vs 1L Bottle

Topher Michaels XXXL vs Can

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo vs Michael Vegas XXXL Dildo

Topher Michaels XXXL vs Michael Vegas XXXL

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo vs Monster Dildo XL

Topher Michaels XXXL vs Monster Dildo XL

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo vs Ogre 4XL Dildo

Topher Michaels XXXL vs Ogre 4XL

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo vs Omega XL Dildo

Topher Michaels XXXL vs Omega XL

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo vs Rentman XXXL Dildo

Topher Michaels XXXL vs Rentman XXXL

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo vs Seahorse XXXL dildo

Topher Michaels XXXL vs Seahorse XXXL

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo Dimensions Head

Topher Michaels XXXL Head Measure 1

Topher Michaels XXXL Head Measure 2

Topher Michaels XXXL Dildo Shaft Dimensions

Topher Michaels XXXL Shaft Measure 1

Topher Michaels XXXL Shaft Measure 2

Double Dildo – XL

Posted on August 9, 2024 by GiantDildos

Hankey’s Toys – Double Dildo XL

I’ve had my Double Dildo XL from Hankey’s Toys since last November (2023 Black Friday Sale) and he has been a super unique and really enjoyable dildo. You’ll notice in the comparison pics I couldn’t really find a good comparison outside of another Hankey’s Toy called the Three Amigos. Unlike the Three Amigos, the Double Dildo XL is only 2 dongs vs three so it’s less of a cylinder shape, though the widest side of the Double Dildo is wider than the widest side of the Three Amigos. I would still say the Double Dildo is a bit easier to take due to its overall shape vs the Three Amigos which takes a bit of navigating, lol.

The Double Dildo XL is a super wide (in one direction) toy, it has a max width of just over 5 inches by 3 inches for a max circumference (at the knot) of 14.5 inches!!!! Thankfully the Double Dildo is super tapered (it goes from 6.5 inch circumference to 14.5 inch so you have a lot of run-up before you’re challenging that super sized width.

I got my toy in the standard 75% soft firmness (it was a sale toy and I had no choice), but I do wish I got him in 40% soft firmness which is my new go to for Hankey’s Toys. I find the 40% soft firmness in the super mega giant sized dildos is more forgiving and enjoyable, for me at least.

The only negative I have with the Double Dildo is that there is no option to add a vac-u-lock hole. I’m guessing it has something to do with the thinnest part being the middle but in a toy that’s as wide as this I think they could have done it. I understand on the smaller toys but the XL Should come with the option, the Double Dildo has no issues standing on its own but I would have liked to use the vac-u-lock hole with my HiSmith machine, for now I’ve had to make do with a double sided suction cup, which works well enough but it would be better with the hole.

If you’re looking for a super unique, and super-wide experience, I highly recommend Double Dildo XL!

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

Circumference (head): 6.5 inches
Max Circumference (knot): 14.5 inches
Shaft Circumference: 12.75 inches
Total Length: 12.1 inches
Usable Length: 10.75 inches
MSRP (as owned): $189 – I bought on sale for 30% off

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Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL Review — Double Dildo XL

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs BD Ky'el XL Dildo — Ky’el XL vs Double Dildo XL

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs Bottle — 1L Bottle vs Double Dildo XL

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL Width — Double Dildo XL Max Width

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs Cockmaker XXL — Cockmaker XXL vs Double Dildo XL

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs Can — Double Dildo XL vs Can

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs Soda Can — Double Dildo XL vs Can

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs Ogre 4XL — Ogre 4XL vs Double Dildo XL

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs Three Amigos XL — Three Amigos XL vs Double Dildo XL

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs BD Rex XL Dildo — Rex XL vs Double Dildo XL

Kane Korso – 4XL

Posted on January 5, 2024January 8, 2024 by GiantDildos

Hankey’s Toys – Kane Korso – 4XL

Kane Korso in 4XL is an absolute monster. I’d like to say I can take him but it’s not even close. I can get maybe 3 or 4 inches down past the tip and that’s it. It’s an absolutely humongous toy. I bought Kane Korso in 4XL during the Cyber Monday sale so I didn’t have a choice in firmness, as a result I got him in 75% soft firmness, unfortunately I think he’s really just too darn big to work at that firmness as there isn’t really any give.
I will continue to try him out but the bulge after the head is substantial (over 15 inches). Like I said before, I think if I had him in 40% soft firmness I would have a chance at making him work but I think in 75% soft, I give myself a 10% chance of ever making Kane Korso work – similar to my Elephant toy from Exotic Erotics. I knew what I was getting myself into when I bought some of these monster toys, I wanted to take full advantage of the Cyber Monday discounts and grab some of these behemoths so that I could share and compare with the community.
Outside of size, Kane Korso is a very unique canine-esque shape, there isn’t too much texture on the shaft but the tip is very unique and this is a very very heavy toy. I got mine with an attachment hole but there is zero percent chance that this would ever stay on a wall and it’s heavy enough that it doesn’t really need the attachment hole to stay put on the floor either.

As you’ll see in the pictures, Kane Korso 4XL dwarves pretty much everything I put it up against, at 17 inches long it’s among the longest toys I own outside of a few horse and elephant dildos and it’s definitely one of the thickest. As you’ll also see from the images, it arrived pretty dirty. I’m going to chalk this up to the black friday/cyber monday rush since many of my MHT toys from that sale arrived kinda dirty (but still plastic wrapped), the pictures on this page are of a freshly opened toy. My MHT toys usually do not arrive that dirty, but you should always clean your toys before use.

Specs (From MHT):