Alien Breeder – XXXL
Alien Breeder from Hankey’s Toys is without question the weirdest toy I own, I’m not really sure what it is but I think it’s modeled after the head of the Alien from the movie with the same name. The toy even looks like i thas a face. I the shape is what drove me to purchase the Alien Breeder, it’s smooth on one side and anything but on the other.
If I were to describe the Alien Breeder in one word it would be “texture”… If you’re looking for an insane sensation of ribs and ridges like you’ve (probably) never felt before, this is the toy you want to buy.
Make no mistake, this toy is massive when it comes to girth, I got the largest XXXL size and it’s a challenge to take it past the bump, doable on 75% soft firmness for sure but it might be more enjoyable at 40% soft firmness (like everything girthy and long).
My Alien Breeder does have the attachment hole but the toy will stand on its own. If you were to ride it, you’d probably be better off attaching it to a suction cup since the base isn’t that large and the toy is a bit top heavy.
Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):
- Circumference near head: 9.5 inches
- Circumference near middle: 12.5 inches
- Overall Length: 15 inches
- Usable Length: 13.37 inches
- MSRP (XXXL): $214.95 (remember to check promo codes like “Special15” or wait for the black friday sale/featured item discounts if you want a better price.
You can buy the Alien Breeder directly from Hankey’s Toys
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Alien Breeder XXXL vs Soda Can
