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Weredog – Juniper XL

Weredog Juniper XL is my first dildo from Weredog, they had a 20% off sale for some reason and I ended up buying 3 toys from them (in two orders). First off let me say that Weredog is the fastest shipping toy company I’ve used. I ordered it Juniper on Monday (7:30PM UK Time) and I had the toy in hand on Friday, it came so fast that I actually had to have it held at the UPS store because I had a house guest over and wasn’t expecting it to arrive while they were at my house, lol. Considering it had to come all the way from Europe (I’m eastern US) this was astonishingly fast.

Shipping was $50 with UPS express but if you order multiple toys the the shipping cost per toy is decreased (though it still does go up overall, just not $50 a toy). That being said, $50 for super fast shipping is worth it when the toy maker ships it out the same or next day. They shipped so fast that I was able to make another order during the same sale once I had received my Juniper in extra soft and knew I wanted more of them! The shipping box was discreet. Inside there were some stickers, a storage bag, the toy and a toy care sheet.

Okay, now lets get on to the toy itself. Like I mentioned above, my toy is an extra soft firmness in extra large size. Juniper is 17 inches long with a head that’s about 3 inches by 3 inches (maybe a bit bigger), Juniper XL is 3.2 inches wide at the medial ring. For comparison’s sake, think about Vector XL from Bad Dragon, Juniper is very similar in size to Vector XL. 

Having Juniper XL in extra soft firmness is a really awesome experience, this means the toy is super squishy and super bendy. You can really snake Juniper all the way inside of you which is simply amazing. Obviously in this firmness with this size, there is no chance Juniper is going to stand on its own. It flops over immediately, I don’t know if a more firm version of Juniper XL would stand on their own but I kind of doubt it.

Weredog also makes a thicker but shorter horse dildo named “Jack” that I almost bought as well (if they have another sale I will), Jack might be able to stand on his own in some cases, though I’m only guessing. In the meantime I’m more than happy with my Juniper XL dildo in extra soft.

Juniper is a mainly smooth dildo with a few wrinkles and veins but the medial ring, the head and the firmness are really why you want to buy it. Being 17 inches but not super thick is also a trait that most users will really appreciate. While I don’t classify Juniper as a riding dildo (at least not to the balls), the large scrotum is also a well crafted and pleasing feature.

I don’t think you can get Juniper with a suction cup base, but if you could that would be a nice upgrade, I know you can’t get Juniper with a cum tube style feature but I’m always going to say that I wish every toy came with that option as it’s a favorite kink of mine.

I paid about $200 all in due to the sale price and I highly recommend any lover of horse cocks give Weredog Juniper XL a try in extra soft. The firmness is what makes this a truly unique experience!

Specs (From Weredog):

  • Circumference (head): 10 inches
  • Max Circumference (medial ring): 10.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 17.1 inches
  • Usable Length: 14.8 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought a on sale for $160 + shipping

Check it out here!

Weredog Juniper XL Dildo Review

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Shower Enema Hoses – For Prep 

So, before I go on a long (and deep) play session, I need to be clean. Nothing turns me off more than seeing something other than cumlube come out when I’m playing with my toys. For that reason I have a very thorough and disciplined cleaning schedule before playtime. First I use an enema bag at least once (usually twice) before playing. I fill up in the shower then relocate to the toilet (ew, right?). But after the enema bag portion of prep I use a shower enema hose. This I use this to flush out the lower part of the colon immediately before play. If the enema bag worked you should see almost nothing come out during this portion of the clean-up, but it’s great piece of mind. It’s important to remember that this super detailed clean-up is only really needed because I use super long toys. If you’re playing with 4 inch dildos, a simple enema bulb will probably work. 

I have tried three shower hoses so far:

The first (and best so far) is this Cleanstream Aqua Shot (https://amzn.to/3TPip4R), the one I linked to has a flow diverter (which is 100% necessary to have), if you already have one, you can buy it here with prime shipping for a few bucks less (https://amzn.to/496ruul). I have had this since 2017 and it’s still going strong. Remember to occasionally take the rubber part off the hose and clean the inside of any mold that might build up from moisture. When considering a shower enema hose, make sure you pay attention to the hose length. This one has a super long 79 inch hose which means you can use it on all fours if you want.

Cleanstream Aqua Shot Recommendation
Cleanstream Aqua Shot

The second shower hose I’ve tried is this one https://amzn.to/3PxKfQk, I got this because it was on sale and I thought it would be a bit easier to insert than the first one. While that is true, if you go gentle with the first one listed, it’s not hard to use at all. This one does not have a diverter so you’d need to buy one. I was enticed by the button on the handle that’s supposed to stop the flow. Unfortunately the button is VERY difficult to press and you need to press it continuously to get the water to flow. This makes it almost useless. Luckily you do not need to use the button handle (and I don’t). Other than the button handle, this has been pretty high quality though the hose is only 59 inches (20 inches shorter than the first one). While both hoses are good, I recommend the Aqua Shot.

Generic Thin Shower Hose
Generic Thin Shower Hose

The final hose I’ve purchased is this one (https://amzn.to/4as1rPn), this is a super deep insertion hose. You can attach the end to an enema bag or the end of a regular metal shower hose. I don’t vouch for the safety of these but I’ve used it a dozen times and have had no issues. I don’t really see the point of this red hose unless you really need a deep clean. It certainly works but the flexibility makes it a challenge to insert the hose when lubed up. 

Super Long Enema Shower Hose
Super Long Shower Enema

I’d recommend keeping an eye on “Mr-S-Leather’s” webstore as well. They have a ton of cleaning options (https://www.mr-s-leather.com/ass-play/ass-prep-douche-enema-toys) and often have pretty good sales. 

If you do the prep session right, you’ll enjoy the play session a lot more. I also recommend using the time to prep as a good time to edge. 

Oni – XXL

 

Oni is a toy I bought from Hankey’s Toys after purchasing Captain’s Hook from them. I was searching for another toy that gave great P-Spot stimulation and on paper the Oni looked to fit the bill. 
Unfortunately for me, Oni doesn’t stimulate the p-spot like Captain’s Hook.
As you might have guessed, I’m a very experienced hole, so maybe problem for is the size but for others it wouldn’t be an issue. Oni is less girthy at the tip and slightly thinner overall, it’s 2 inches longer in usable length vs Captain’s Hook and the curve seems more than adequate but for some reason I don’t get the same instant hands-free stimulation that I do with Captain’s Hook. I have the largest size in both dildos.
That being said, Oni is certainly one of the prettiest, most ornate dildos I own. The crafting on this mold is superb, when you’re looking at it, you can actually see a creature with horns in that follows the same pattern throughout. It’s a REALLY detailed toy.

I purchased mine in the 75% soft variant with an attachment hole.
My advice with Oni is that if you aren’t currently maxed out on Captain’s Hook size, give Oni a shot. There is more than a decent chance that you will get the same experience I do from Captain’s Hook, and probably even more instant. If you’re looking for a beautiful dong or one that has a  unique experience (but don’t care about p-spot stimulation) then Oni is definitely for you regardless of where you sit in the size journey. Being so tapered at the top means that most of you (if you’re here I assume you’ve dabbled in large dildos) will be able to make the largest Oni work after some stretching. Oni goes from a 7 inch circumference to about 10 inches at the base so at no point should Oni be too much to handle in the girth department.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 7 inches
  • Max Circumference: 10.25 inches
  • Total Length: 15 inches
  • Usable Length: 12.75 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $213.90

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Check it out here!

You can buy Oni directly from Hankey’s Toys

 

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Oni vs Soda Can

Oni XXL vs Soda Can 

Oni XXL vs 1 liter bottle
Oni XXL vs 1 Liter Bottle

 

 

Oni vs Can Side View
Oni XXL vs Soda Can (alt)

 

Oni Front
Oni XXL Front View