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Posted on January 3, 2024July 1, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Stubbs (One Size?)

I could have sworn that Stubbs had different sizes and that I had bought an XL but apparently he’s a one-size toy. I bought Stubbs during the black friday sale (but he’s a flop with a nick on the head). I didn’t know much about him when I checked out and it took a while for him to arrive but I tried him the first chance I got.

The best way for me to describe stubs is that he’s a stunted Chance. He’s very similar in shape to a Chance XL but he’s much shorter while being a bit girthier. This lets you get the equine feel and ride to the balls without having to try and take a full-size Chance.

I got Stubbs for $116 as a flop during the black friday sale so I’ve got no complaints. If I had paid full price for him (whatever that is – he’s a legacy) I may not be as happy. I’m not saying he’s a bad toy, he’s a great toy but he doesn’t really offer anything too unique to me with as many toys as I have and he’s a bit on the boring side. I do like that he can be easily hilted and he is wider than most of my BD toys in this length without a knot, however.

My Stubbs came with a cumtube but no suction cup.

Update – June 2024:
I have decided that Stubbs is a great toy for an f-machine like the HiSmith, he is short enough that you can take him to the balls with the machine thrusting and he’s not too big that you have to put the machine on full power to get him in. I get it now!

Specs (Measured):

Circumference (head): 9.25 inches
Max Circumference (medial): 11.75 inches
Shaft Circumference: 9.75 inches
Total Length: 12 inches
Usable Length: 10.5 inches
MSRP (as owned): $200.00? – I bought a flop on sale for $116

Legacy toy – no page

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Bad Dragon Stubbs XL vs Hankeys Latin Lover — Stubbs vs Latin Lover XXXL

Bad Dragon Stubbs XL vs Bottle — StubbsL vs 1 Liter Bottle

Bad Dragon Stubbs XL vs Soda Can — Stubbs vs Soda Can

Bad Dragon Stubbs vs Xar XL — Stubbs vs Xar XL

Chance Flared – XL

Posted on December 5, 2023December 5, 2023 by GiantDildos

Chance Flared – XL

Chance Flared XL from Bad Dragon is a hell of a dildo. First off, let me say that he is only one of two dildos I own that can reliably give me a handsfree orgasm (the other being Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys), the shape of his head hits all the right spots on the upstroke and downstroke, I’d argue that he provides an even stronger orgasm than Captain’s Hook does (though he’s a bit harder to use).
My Change Flared XL is in medium firmness but it honestly feels like soft firmness, he will not stand on his own for more than a half second, I actually had to prop him up with a pen for the picture on the right. It would be impossible for me to say that the lack of rigidity is a bad thing, you want Chance Flared to work his way deep inside and massage that p-spot so anything too firm is going to cause great discomfort.
While Chance Flared is not my largest dildo he gives one of the most unique experiences. Sometimes he tickles the nerves so much that i feel tingles in other parts of the body (is that good or scary?), you can ride him after some practice and a lot of lube but I certainly wouldn’t let the Hismith machine have control over him.
I bought my Chance Flared with a cumtube like I try to get most of my BD toys with and I don’t regret it at all, if you’re into cum play then you’re gonna love the gushing when you let Chance fill you up and then pull his flared head out!
So would I recommend Chance Flared XL? You’re damn right I would, he has become one of my all-time favorites. I was scared at first but after getting more experienced, he is nothing but enjoyable, an everyday toy for me.

I would recommend Chance Flared in medium or maybe soft firmness (medium is already pretty soft), or ideally split firmness with a firm base to make him stand up more easily.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

Circumference (head): 10.75 inches
Max Circumference: 10.75 inches
Total Length: 16.5 inches
Usable Length: 15 inches
MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Chance Flared XL Dildo Review GiantDildos.net — Chance Flared – XL

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Horse Dildo vs Chance Flared — Horse Dildo 4XL vs Chance Flared XL

Bad Dragon Chance Flared XL Dildo vs Chance Unflared XL Dildo — Chance Flared XL vs Chance Unflared XL Size Comparison

Chance Flared XL vs 1 Liter Bottle

Oni – XXL

Posted on November 25, 2023December 1, 2023 by GiantDildos

Oni – XXL

Oni is a toy I bought from Hankey’s Toys after purchasing Captain’s Hook from them. I was searching for another toy that gave great P-Spot stimulation and on paper the Oni looked to fit the bill.
Unfortunately for me, Oni doesn’t stimulate the p-spot like Captain’s Hook.
As you might have guessed, I’m a very experienced hole, so maybe problem for is the size but for others it wouldn’t be an issue. Oni is less girthy at the tip and slightly thinner overall, it’s 2 inches longer in usable length vs Captain’s Hook and the curve seems more than adequate but for some reason I don’t get the same instant hands-free stimulation that I do with Captain’s Hook. I have the largest size in both dildos.
That being said, Oni is certainly one of the prettiest, most ornate dildos I own. The crafting on this mold is superb, when you’re looking at it, you can actually see a creature with horns in that follows the same pattern throughout. It’s a REALLY detailed toy.

I purchased mine in the 75% soft variant with an attachment hole.
My advice with Oni is that if you aren’t currently maxed out on Captain’s Hook size, give Oni a shot. There is more than a decent chance that you will get the same experience I do from Captain’s Hook, and probably even more instant. If you’re looking for a beautiful dong or one that has a unique experience (but don’t care about p-spot stimulation) then Oni is definitely for you regardless of where you sit in the size journey. Being so tapered at the top means that most of you (if you’re here I assume you’ve dabbled in large dildos) will be able to make the largest Oni work after some stretching. Oni goes from a 7 inch circumference to about 10 inches at the base so at no point should Oni be too much to handle in the girth department.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

Circumference (head): 7 inches
Max Circumference: 10.25 inches
Total Length: 15 inches
Usable Length: 12.75 inches
MSRP (as owned): $213.90

(will add more pictures soon)

Check it out here!

You can buy Oni directly from Hankey’s Toys

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Oni XXL vs Soda Can

Oni XXL vs 1 liter bottle — Oni XXL vs 1 Liter Bottle

Oni vs Can Side View — Oni XXL vs Soda Can (alt)

Cockmaker – XXL

Posted on November 22, 2023November 22, 2023 by GiantDildos

Cockmaker – XXL

Technically called @Cockmaker (I didn’t put that in the title or URL because that wreaks havoc with any SEO stuff), the Cockmaker dildo from Hankey’s Toys is the upper limit of what I’d consider a riding dildo. The Mikey (see comparison photos) is the perfect size riding dildo IMO and Cockmaker (in XXL) is the upper limit of what I’d be able to use comfortably with my sex machine.
That being said, there are always smaller sizes available (XXL is the largest) but this website is called “GiantDildos.net”, not “AverageDildos.net”, so of course I got the largest size, lol.
At just over 12 inches total and 10 inches insertable, Cockmaker can be taken fully which is a nice sensation having the balls slap you on the sex machine (just like with The Mikey), and at a circumference of nearly 11 inches on the shaft it’s basically the same girt as The Mikey but with an extra inch or two of usable length.
I purchased mine in 75% soft firmness with the attachment hole. I’d highly recommend the attachment hole, especially if you’re going to try and use him with a hismith. 75% soft is definitely usable and enjoyable (I wouldn’t go any firmer), though I’m on a softness kick now so I’d consider 40% soft (can’t vouch for the stiffness/usability but I doubt it would be an issue).
The beauty of dildos like Cockmaker is the tapered tip, this means that you can work your way up to it, Cockmaker has a pronounced head which gives a satisfying pop-in but unlike toys with a blunt head like the Horse Dildo, you can line it up and push it through, so softer firmnesses shouldn’t be an issue.

Cockmaker has no issue standing on his own, I still recommend getting the attachment hole and the large suction cup for ease of use on the ground. Cockmaker in XXL can almost stay on the wall using the suction up (the cup doesn’t fall off but the toy – like most long heavy toys with the attachment hole will fall off the suction cup), it’s about 50/50 whether it stays on, which makes it more usable than others like Rentman or Clip-Clop (obviously) that fall off immediately.

TLDR: Cockmaker is a wonderful toy to ride if you want something longer but not too long and wide but not too wide.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

Circumference (head): 9.5 inches
Max Circumference: 11.13 inches
Total Length: 12.5 inches
Usable Length: 10.25 inches
MSRP (as owned): $213.90

Check it out here!

You can buy Cockmaker directly from Hankey’s Toys

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Cockmaker XXL vs Bottle

Cockmaker XXL vs The Mikey XXL

Cockmaker vs Pearce (Alt) — Cockmaker XXL vs Pearce XL – Alt

ISAAC X – XXXL

Posted on October 17, 2023October 20, 2023 by GiantDildos

ISAAC X – XXXL

ISAAC X in XXXL is my new favorite Mr. Hankey’s Toy. Rentman is still a regular of my playtime and Captain’s Hook remains the only toy I can use for a hands free splurt but ISAAC X is now my favorite ride.
I was going to purchase him in the largest size 4XL but I decided that XXXL would be a better fit since 4XL is absolutely massive. While I’m sure I could have fit the shaft in, I was doubtful that I’d be able to take the entire length at that width. I’m happy to report that I can take the entire length of ISAAC X in XXXL size and it’s an amazing, amazing feeling.

The curve of the shaft, the shape of the head and the pronounced ballsack work together to give an unforgettable experience and one that I absolutely can’t go a session without.

I got my ISAAC X in 75% soft deep brown with a vac-u-hole though this toy will easily stand on its own.

Check it out here: Isaac X at Hankey’s Toys

Hankeys Toys ISAAC X

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Hankeys Toys ISAAC X vs Soda Can — ISAAC X vs Soda Can

Hankeys Toys ISAAC X — Placeholder for Comparison

Captain’s Hook – XL

Posted on May 10, 2023November 30, 2024 by GiantDildos

Captain’s Hook – XL

If you’re looking for something to hit your P-spot, the Captain’s hook is the choice when it comes to Bad Dragon or Hankey’s toys. Some other toys like Stan from Bad Dragon come close but Captain’s Hook is the champion. My toy is the largest size (XL) which works perfectly for me.
I chose 75% soft which seems to work well, softer may be harder to insert (and is an added cost) and while firmer may more effectively press on the p-spot, I think it could be less enjoyable to insert.
Captain’s hook isn’t the longest or thickest toy from Hankey’s Toys (not even close) but the curve makes him a must have for anyone looking for a hands free orgasm. I purchased mine in silver color with a vac-u-lock hole, unlike some of the larger toys, Captain’s Hook does indeed stay on the suction cup from Hankey’s toys.

Negatives: None

Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 3.10

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.23 (widest)

Total Length – 12

Buy Captain’s Hook @ Hankey’s Toys