Bad Dragon – Crackers XL (Legacy)
Better late than never? I’ve had Crackers XL for over 2 years and Crackers L for even longer. Why did I wait so long to review it? So Long that now Crackers (the ones I have) are legacy models replaced by a newer mold! Since my Crackers just got replaced it made me want to use him again and thusly review him. Using Crackers XL also made me think I should start adding a difficulty metric to my reviews lol.
Crackers is an amazingly shaped and textured toy. Mine are medium firmness with suction cups and cum tubes. I’d be lying if I said I could take Crackers XL any day of the week, he’s a big boy (4.5 inches at widest point) and the bulge accompanied with the small lower shaft means he is a big challenge to fully take (not only due to the sheer width but also the fact that the upper part of the toy wants to push down on the lower shaft). I am not sure if soft firmness would help or hurt the usability, it would be easier to compress the width with soft but also easier to compress the lower shaft.
Now here’s the good news. Crackers L and Crackers XL in the new model got a bit of a resize. XL got smaller (4.4 vs 4.5 inch max) and L got larger (3.4 vs 3.1 inch max). That will make both of these toys better IMO. My large Crackers is an amazing ride but for me as a giant dildo fanatic he was a bit too skinny, at 3.4 inches he is probably a great size for most people looking for a challenging ride but not an an impossible one. At 4.4 inches (if that really is smaller and not just measurement differences) I think the XL will be slightly more manageable (though still a beast).
Crackers is 100% worthwhile to own if you like to feel full and work past a knot. While Crackers isn’t knotted the smaller lower shaft makes him fit in that category as far as I’m concerned. The unique shape is truly wonderful.
Like I recommend with all my BD toys, I’d get him with a suction cup and cum tube. My Crackers have no problem standing on their own and the suction cup does let them easily stay attacked to a tile wall!
Specs (From Bad Dragon) – Legacy (Owned):
- Circumference (head): 12 inches
- Max Circumference (shaft): 13.25 inches
- Shaft Circumference: 13.25 inches
- Total Length: 12.75 inches
- Usable Length: 10 inches
- MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160
Specs (From Bad Dragon) – Current Model:
- Circumference (head): 12 inches
- Max Circumference (shaft): 13.7 inches
- Shaft Circumference: 13.7 inches
- Total Length: 14.15 inches
- Usable Length: 10.9 inches
- MSRP (with CT & SC): $220.00
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