Ranking the Best Knotted Toys


 

I didn’t start out as a huge fan of knotted toys because they take a lot of work-up to master. A 4 inch diameter tapered toy is a lot easier to take than a knot with diameter of 4 inches due to the sudden increase. Nonetheless, I decided to give some knotted toys a try and now I’m a big fan. Check out my rankings below (keep in mind I’m a very experienced user).

 

 

 

 

Tier 1: The Best (Enjoyable and Usable)


 

Bad Dragon Tucker XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Tucker XL
Bad Dragon: Apollo L
Bad Dragon: Apollo L

 

 

Bad Dragon Austin XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Austin XL

 

 

Hankey's Toys Knaughty Dragon XL Dildo Review
Hankey’s Toys: Knaughty Dragon XL

 

 

Bad Dragon Nova XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Nova XL

 

 

 

Tier 2: Worth your money


 

Razor XL Title Image
Bad Dragon: Razor XL
Ridley Stock Image
Bad Dragon: Ridley XL

 

 

Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Razor XL

 

 

Bad Dragon Fenrir XL
Bad Dragon: Fenrir XL (Legacy)

 

 

Bad Dragon Xar Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Xar XL

 

 

 

Tier 3: Not my Favorites


 

Hankey's Toys Solatok L Dildo
Hankey’s Toys: Solatok – L

 

 

Bad Dragon Blaze XL Dildo
Bad Dragon: Blaze XL

 

 

Bad Dragon Bishop XL Dildo Review GiantDildos.net
Bad Dragon: Bishop – XL

 

 

Bad Dragon Diego XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Diego – XL

 

 

 

Tier 4: Too Big

Bad Dragon Cole XL Review
Bad Dragon: Cole XL

 

 

Bad Dragon Dexter XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Dexter XL

 

 

Exotic-Erotics Werehorse XL Dildo Review
Exotic-Erotics: Werehorse XL

 

 

Seraphina XL
Bad Dragon: Seraphina XL

 

Not Knotted but Worth the Bulge


 

Bad Dragon Crackers L Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Crackers L

 

 

Bad Dragon Habu L Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Habu L

 

 

Bad Dragon Scorn L Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Scorn L

 

 

Bad Dragon Axel XL Dildo Review
Bad Dragon: Axel XL

 

 

 

 

 

Bad Dragon – Austin XL


I first bought Austin XL back in 2020, it was my 2nd dildo (behind Chance XL), at the time I didn’t much care for him, I had him in soft and he was too floppy for me to use effectively at the time, so I sold him.

After having a conversation with another BD fan I decided that maybe I wasn’t being fair to Austin, so when an Austin in split firmness (soft shaft-firm base) came up as a flop with a cumtube and a suction cup I just had to buy it, and boy am I glad I did.

I can’t say if the split firmness or my much more experienced hole is the reason why Austin works for me (I’d assume it’s about 20% the firmness, 80% experience), but I can tell you that it absolutely DOES work for me now. Austin’s knot isn’t even close to the biggest knot toy I own and he’s smaller than many of the knot toys I use regularly but that’s not a bad thing. I like Austin’s wide and semi-flat shape that makes the knot manageable and enjoyable without absolutely destroying your hole.

I’ve found absolute enjoyment using my Austin XL with my hismith machine and a 6.5 inch plate, I wasn’t expecting the hismith to be able to knot me with Austin XL but… it did! What an amazing experience.

I regret not buying a new Austin XL (or keeping my old one) sooner, if only to give him a fair shake vs remembering my initial experience with him from when I was a relative novice to XL dildos…

Now, if you have other knotted toys is Austin worth it? Maybe, maybe not. He has a less pronounced knot vs Rex or Fenrir and it’s a smaller knot than Tucker or Razor (and obviously Dexter and Cole but those are in another class altogether). If you have a Tucker or a Razor or a Rex and you find those easy to and enjoyable, Austin may not be worth the money but of all my knot toys, Austin is the most fun on the HiSmith machine, Rex is also good but he’s got a lore rounder knot so it takes a little more doing to get him knotted with the machine. For me, Austin is the perfect size and shape knot to use with the sex machine on a nearly full stroke length (the longer the stroke the less torque and the less likely the machine will be able to push a toy in). Another benefit of Austin on the machine is his balance, a lot of toys want to spin around and go in sideways or upside down, especially toys with scrotums (looking at you John and Archer) – Austin on the other hand goes in the way you mount him to the plate!

I paid $160 for my Austin XL since he is a flop, a minor flop that I don’t even notice so for a split firmness toy with cum tube and suction cup, 160 is a great deal!

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 7 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 11.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 7.85 inches
  • Total Length: 13.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 11.25 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $270.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Austin XL Dildo Review

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Bad Dragon Austin XL Dildo Review
Austin XL Profile
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Austin XL vs 1L Bottle
Bad Dragon Austin XL Dildo vs Bottle
Austin XL vs 1L Bottle
Bad Dragon Austin XL Dildo vs CAn
Austin XL vs Can
Bad Dragon Austin XL Dildo vs can
Austin XL vs Can
Austin XL Dildo vs Nova XL Dildo
Austin XL vs Nova XL
Bad Dragon Austin XL Dildo vs Rex XL Dildo
Austin XL vs Rex XL
Austin XL Dildo vs Rex XL Dildo
Austin XL vs Rex XL
Bad Dragon Austin Dildo Dimensions
Austin Dimensions
Austin XL Dildo vs Tucker XL Dildo
Austin XL vs Tucker XL
Austin XL Dildo Vs Tucker XL Dildo
Austin XL vs Tucker XL

 

Bad Dragon – Rex XL Dildo


I finally took the plunge and ordered a Rex XL in soft (when I got my Aquadrax XL), he has a cumtube and a suction cup. I had always assumed that Rex’s knot was too abrupt to enjoy, or even use (and maybe that would have been true when I was more of a novice), but as experienced as I am, I can take Rex’s knot very easily. Now, that doesn’t mean that he isn’t an enjoyable toy for me, he still us – it’s just not as much of a challenge as a Fenrir or some of the other massive knot toys I own (I still haven’t mastered Dexter or Cole XL).

Because I’m so experienced, Rex XL is actually a great toy to use on my HiSmith machine, the pop-in and pop-out sensation is quite a feeling when it’s happening frequently and by way of a machine, I highly recommend you pair Rex with an f-machine or a partner because it’s a unique experience vs pushing yourself down on a knot. 

So what if you aren’t as experienced I am? Well – I routinely take 4 inch diameter dildos, and Rex’ knot isn’t 4 inches. But if you are not quite over the 4 inch threshold yet I think Rex will be the perfect knot dildo for you, his knot is smaller than Tucker or Raxor XL but being so abrupt (vs more gradual like Tucker or Rex) you should feel it even more. Rex has a lot of cock pre-knot (more than Razor or Tucker) so if you’re considering a Rex XL, just be mindful of the length, I have mine in soft, in medium or firmer, he might be a bit uncomfortable due to his length (though I can’t say for sure). 

I also can’t say if the medium firmness Rex will stand on his own, I can say that soft firmness Rex XL does not. He flops over immediately, you can stick him to the floor or a wall with his suction cup though and once he’s in he’s easy to guide without hands.

As far as texture goes, Rex is a bit more old texture than new but nothing bad. He has a couple veins along the shaft but let me be clear, he is meant for his knot. There isn’t much enjoyment to be had for an experienced dildo user if you can’t take the knot – his shaft is pretty thin.

I’m definitely glad that I picked up a Rex XL, like I said, he works great on my f-machine and the pop-in is still satisfying to me (and would be super satisfying to those less experienced), I’d recommend him in soft and definitely get him with a suction cup, if you like cumtubes I’d highly recommend one of those as well (like I recommend with all my toys, lol).

I purchased my Rex as a flop for $160, he would MSRP for $220 as configured.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 6.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 11.25 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 7.25 inches
  • Total Length: 14.5 inches
  • Usable Length: 12 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo Review

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Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Bottle
Rex XL vs Bottle
Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs bottle
Rex XL vs Bottle
Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Can
Rex XL vs Can
Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs can
Rex XL vs Can
Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Tucker XL
Rex XL vs Tucker XL
Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Tucker XL
Rex XL vs Tucker XL
Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Fenrir XL
Rex XL vs Fenrir XL (legacy)
Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Dexter XL
Rex XL vs Dexter XL
Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs WereHorse XL
Rex XL vs WereHorse XL (EE)
Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Chance Xl
Rex XL vs Chance XL

 

Bad Dragon – Cole – XL


I purchased Cole XL from Bad Dragon not too long ago, which is to say that I was already very experienced. Unfortunately I’m not experienced enough to take his knot. Cole has a MASSIVE knot. I was able to get mine in the ideal firmness (Soft shaft/Firm base) but I still can’t master him. The Knot diameter on BD says 4.7 inches but it’s pretty much 5 inches by my measurement. Either way that’s insanely wide (14 inch circumference).

Compared to some other knotted toys, Cole isn’t even that sudden of a knot, he was graced with a super thick shaft (10.25 inch circumference) so I assumed when I bought him that I would be able to master the knot after some good warm-up. Unlike Dexter which was an impulse buy in medium firmness, I did put thought into my Cole XL purchase, lol.
Without  hitting the knot, Cole is still a very enjoyable ride thanks to his fat shaft and nicely shaped tip. Mine has a suction cup and he has no problem staying put on a shower wall or the floor. 

Cole is not the most textured of toys, there is a slight hint of a vein but that’s about it. I don’t know how old he is but I’m assuming he’s one of the older toys because of the lack of detail and also the silicone has more of a matte finish vs the glossy/shiny finish of newer models (similar to original Duke, Moko, Xar, etc).
I’ll keep working to master Cole XL but just be sure to give it some serious thought before you take the plunge. He is much much much larger than the large version (14 inch knot vs 10 inch knot), there really is no comparison between the two.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 8.5 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 14 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 10.25 inches
  • Total Length: 13.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 11 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $260.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Cole XL Review
Cole – XL

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Cole XL (alt)
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Cole XL vs Cole L
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Cole XL vs Soda Can
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Cole XL vs 1L Bottle
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Cole XL vs Kane Korso 4XL
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Cole XL vs Machoman XXXL
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Cole XL vs Clyde 4XL
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Cole XL vs Ky’el XL
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Cole XL vs Razor XL
Bad Dragon Cole XL vs Tucker XL
Tucker XL vs Cole XL