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Posted on January 14, 2025January 14, 2025 by GiantDildos

Hankey’s Toys – XXXCalibur XXL

I bought my XXXCalibur toy in size XXL from Hankey’s Toys about a year ago. I’ve been enjoying him since, but I never got around to writing a review or posting comparison pictures… Well, now I am.

XXXCalibur in XXL is a great toy because he is super long – over 17 inches (yes, that long) – which means he can really get deep inside to provide a level of stimulation that many dildos are either too short, or too wide to accomplish. XXXCalibur is perfect for this job.

XXXCalibur is an uncut dildo with a tapered head, this makes him ideal not only for sensational play sessions but he can also be a great warm-up toy. I posted a comparison picture vs my XL Sveinn from Bad Dragon (which is one of my current warm-up toys), you can see that they have a very similar shape to start, though the XXXCalibur is more detailed on the shaft with some veins and a little bit of an outline around the tip.

XXXCalibur is also a great toy because of the magnificent balls. I love that Hankey’s Toys takes care of this aspect, lots of dildo makers let the balls kind of morph into the base of the toy, which is good for stability but takes away from the usability and visuals of the balls.

My XXXCalibur dildo in XXL will not stand on his own, the toy I have has a vac-u-hole so I can put him on my Hankey’s 7 inch suction cup to use him on the ground, he leans over a ton still, but he doesn’t fall over when he’s on the suction up. Either way, once you have the tip inserted he is pretty easy to ride and push deeper. My toy is 75% soft, while I think 40% soft would definitely be enjoyable, I’d imagine it would be even harder to stand up in that firmness.

I usually recommend people buy their huge dildos in the softest firmness but XXXCalibur is thin enough that 75% soft works extremely well, he can wiggle and move with your insides so I may recommend just sticking with the 75% soft firmness. Obviously you should go slow and practice before taking this toy to the max, he isn’t super thick but he is extremely long.

I didn’t expect to get such a great feeling from XXXCalibur, but there is definitely something to be said for depth play, once he’s about 10 inches deep, it makes my knees go weak. Amazing!

Sidenote: The webpage calls XXXCalibur “Thor’s Hammer” so I don’t know if this used to be called that or what the deal is, I’d rather type out “Thor’s Hammer” than XXXCalibur like I did about a dozen times in this review but either one is a good name.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

Circumference (head): 8.00 inches
Max Circumference (mid): 10 inches
Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
Total Length: 17.2 inches
Usable Length: 13.3 inches
MSRP (as owned): $210.00

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XXXCalibur – XXL

XXXCalibur XXL

XXXCalibur XXL vs 1L Bottle

XXXCalibur XXL vs 1L Bottle

XXXCalibur XXL vs Can 2

XXXCalibur XXL vs Can

XXXCalibur Dildo Review vs Bad Dragon Sveinn

XXXCalibur XXL vs Sveinn XL

XXXCalibur Dildo Width 4

XXXCalibur Dildo Width 3

XXXCalibur Dildo Width 2

XXXCalibur Dildo Width

Weredog: Nile XL

Posted on November 8, 2024November 8, 2024 by GiantDildos

Weredog – Nile XL

When I bought my first toy from Weredog (A Juniper XL) I was so happy that I immediately bought two other super soft toys, a Skylar XL and this Nile XL. I absolutely love Weredog. They make a really high quality dildo that is also large enough to satisfy, their super soft is actually super soft (so filling!) and their shipping is super fast.

Nile is a fairly normal shaped reptile themed cock. He has a bulge near the tip that thins out towards the base, this gives you a very filling feeling and also lets the super soft squishiness compress a bit at the base but not get too wide that it becomes overly challenging to take.

Now, in XL Nile is not an easy toy for most to take because he is indeed quite large and when compressed he gets even wider, but in super soft he is so squishy that you can kind of just… keep pushing. lol

I absolutely love the texture and design of the veins, the wrinkles, the scales and the ball sack. I can’t say I feel these features too much due to his size and softness but it really makes him appealing to look at.

Nile will sort of stand on his own (not really), if you leave him he’ll stand for a few seconds and then eventually topple over. This is the same story for Skylar. My Nile does not have a suction cup, I’m not sure if he is offered with one but it would be a welcome addition.

If you haven’t tried a weredog super soft XL toy yet I highly recommend you take the plunge. It’s such a different sensation, even on an XL like this there isn’t pain when pushing, just a wild sensation of fullness… Lovely.

Check out my firmness test here:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1NKrKzvfkwo

Specs (From Weredog):

Circumference (head): 10.2 inches
Max Circumference (shaft): 11.2 inches
Shaft Circumference: 11.2 inches
Total Length: 11.8 inches
Usable Length: 9.3 inches
MSRP (as owned): $200

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Weredog Nile XL Dildo Review

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Weredog Nile XL Dildo vs Weredog Skylar XL Dildo Review

Skylar XL vs Nile XL

Weredog Nile XL Dildo vs Skylar XL Dildo Review

Skylar XL vs Nile XL (side)

Nile XL

Nile XL vs The Mikey XXL

Nile XL vs The Mikey XXL (side)

Weredog Nile XL Dildo vs Omega XL Dildo Review

Nile XL vs Omega XL

Nile XL vs Omega XL (side)

Weredog Nile XL Dildo vs Cockmaker XXL Dildo Review

Nile XL vs Cockmaker XXL

Nile XL vs Cockmaker XXL (side)

Weredog Nile XL dildo vs Chance XL Dildo

Nile XL vs Chance XL

Nile XL vs Can

Nile XL vs Bottle

Weredog Nile XL Dildo vs Axel XL Dildo Review

Nile XL vs Axel XL (side)

Nile XL vs Axel XL

Weredog Nile XL Dildo vs Archer L Dildo Review

Nile XL vs Archer L

Nile XL vs Archer L (side)

Nile XL Squish Test

Nile XL Width

Nile XL

Double Dildo – XL

Posted on August 9, 2024 by GiantDildos

Hankey’s Toys – Double Dildo XL

I’ve had my Double Dildo XL from Hankey’s Toys since last November (2023 Black Friday Sale) and he has been a super unique and really enjoyable dildo. You’ll notice in the comparison pics I couldn’t really find a good comparison outside of another Hankey’s Toy called the Three Amigos. Unlike the Three Amigos, the Double Dildo XL is only 2 dongs vs three so it’s less of a cylinder shape, though the widest side of the Double Dildo is wider than the widest side of the Three Amigos. I would still say the Double Dildo is a bit easier to take due to its overall shape vs the Three Amigos which takes a bit of navigating, lol.

The Double Dildo XL is a super wide (in one direction) toy, it has a max width of just over 5 inches by 3 inches for a max circumference (at the knot) of 14.5 inches!!!! Thankfully the Double Dildo is super tapered (it goes from 6.5 inch circumference to 14.5 inch so you have a lot of run-up before you’re challenging that super sized width.

I got my toy in the standard 75% soft firmness (it was a sale toy and I had no choice), but I do wish I got him in 40% soft firmness which is my new go to for Hankey’s Toys. I find the 40% soft firmness in the super mega giant sized dildos is more forgiving and enjoyable, for me at least.

The only negative I have with the Double Dildo is that there is no option to add a vac-u-lock hole. I’m guessing it has something to do with the thinnest part being the middle but in a toy that’s as wide as this I think they could have done it. I understand on the smaller toys but the XL Should come with the option, the Double Dildo has no issues standing on its own but I would have liked to use the vac-u-lock hole with my HiSmith machine, for now I’ve had to make do with a double sided suction cup, which works well enough but it would be better with the hole.

If you’re looking for a super unique, and super-wide experience, I highly recommend Double Dildo XL!

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

Circumference (head): 6.5 inches
Max Circumference (knot): 14.5 inches
Shaft Circumference: 12.75 inches
Total Length: 12.1 inches
Usable Length: 10.75 inches
MSRP (as owned): $189 – I bought on sale for 30% off

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Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL Review — Double Dildo XL

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs BD Ky'el XL Dildo — Ky’el XL vs Double Dildo XL

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs Bottle — 1L Bottle vs Double Dildo XL

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL Width — Double Dildo XL Max Width

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs Cockmaker XXL — Cockmaker XXL vs Double Dildo XL

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs Can — Double Dildo XL vs Can

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs Soda Can — Double Dildo XL vs Can

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs Ogre 4XL — Ogre 4XL vs Double Dildo XL

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs Three Amigos XL — Three Amigos XL vs Double Dildo XL

Hankey's Toys Double Dildo XL vs BD Rex XL Dildo — Rex XL vs Double Dildo XL

Rex – XL

Posted on July 4, 2024July 5, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Rex XL Dildo

I finally took the plunge and ordered a Rex XL in soft (when I got my Aquadrax XL), he has a cumtube and a suction cup. I had always assumed that Rex’s knot was too abrupt to enjoy, or even use (and maybe that would have been true when I was more of a novice), but as experienced as I am, I can take Rex’s knot very easily. Now, that doesn’t mean that he isn’t an enjoyable toy for me, he still us – it’s just not as much of a challenge as a Fenrir or some of the other massive knot toys I own (I still haven’t mastered Dexter or Cole XL).

Because I’m so experienced, Rex XL is actually a great toy to use on my HiSmith machine, the pop-in and pop-out sensation is quite a feeling when it’s happening frequently and by way of a machine, I highly recommend you pair Rex with an f-machine or a partner because it’s a unique experience vs pushing yourself down on a knot.

So what if you aren’t as experienced I am? Well – I routinely take 4 inch diameter dildos, and Rex’ knot isn’t 4 inches. But if you are not quite over the 4 inch threshold yet I think Rex will be the perfect knot dildo for you, his knot is smaller than Tucker or Raxor XL but being so abrupt (vs more gradual like Tucker or Rex) you should feel it even more. Rex has a lot of cock pre-knot (more than Razor or Tucker) so if you’re considering a Rex XL, just be mindful of the length, I have mine in soft, in medium or firmer, he might be a bit uncomfortable due to his length (though I can’t say for sure).

I also can’t say if the medium firmness Rex will stand on his own, I can say that soft firmness Rex XL does not. He flops over immediately, you can stick him to the floor or a wall with his suction cup though and once he’s in he’s easy to guide without hands.

As far as texture goes, Rex is a bit more old texture than new but nothing bad. He has a couple veins along the shaft but let me be clear, he is meant for his knot. There isn’t much enjoyment to be had for an experienced dildo user if you can’t take the knot – his shaft is pretty thin.

I’m definitely glad that I picked up a Rex XL, like I said, he works great on my f-machine and the pop-in is still satisfying to me (and would be super satisfying to those less experienced), I’d recommend him in soft and definitely get him with a suction cup, if you like cumtubes I’d highly recommend one of those as well (like I recommend with all my toys, lol).

I purchased my Rex as a flop for $160, he would MSRP for $220 as configured.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

Circumference (head): 6.25 inches
Max Circumference (knot): 11.25 inches
Shaft Circumference: 7.25 inches
Total Length: 14.5 inches
Usable Length: 12 inches
MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

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Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Bottle — Rex XL vs Bottle

Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Can — Rex XL vs Can

Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Tucker XL — Rex XL vs Tucker XL

Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Fenrir XL — Rex XL vs Fenrir XL (legacy)

Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Dexter XL — Rex XL vs Dexter XL

Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs WereHorse XL — Rex XL vs WereHorse XL (EE)

Bad Dragon Rex XL Dildo vs Chance Xl — Rex XL vs Chance XL

Baron – XL

Posted on June 14, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Baron – XL

I’m so glad I pulled the trigger on my soft Baron XL dildo from Bad Dragon, one of my all time favorite toys now. I had always wanted to grab him but was too scared he’d be so big that’s dangerous. Well, after getting Ranger XXL and Taurion XL (which I have yet to master) I felt a little more comfortable buying Baron XL. His ridges are noticeable but they aren’t that scary in soft firmness.

Speaking of firmness, I highly recommend soft firmness because it’s squishy and enjoyable but it’s probably a lot harder to take than the medium firmness. I really have to prop up the shaft when inserting Baron XL in soft firmness, he just wants to fold over and squish down on himself. My Baron XL has no cum tube and no suction cup which is a bummer but that coloration is truly amazing. I picked up a super minor flop for $160 so I didn’t have a choice in the matter. Luckily, Baron is still useable without a suction cup base, unlike my XL Stan which definitely needs a suction cup to be usable (in my situation).

Baron has amazing texture the whole way down and he truly is a massive dildo (see pictures), if you’re on the fence about him, I would definitely pick one up if he ever comes in stock on a drop. Again, I like my soft firmness, once he’s in the sensation is AMAZING, but it’s not an easy task to get him in due to how squishy he is. If given the option to do it again I would still choose soft but just be aware of how unruly he is, lol.

Baron has a definite pop-in sensation on the smaller sizes (at least my medium firmness L does) but I don’t get much of that with my XL. Not sure if that’s due to the firmness or the sheer fact that it is a MASSIVE toy. I’ve often said that if the toy gets too big you kind of lose the sensation of the textures simply because you’re overwhelmed with the stretch, that might be the case with my XL Baron.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

Circumference (head): 14 inches
Max Circumference (head): 14 inches
Shaft Circumference: 13.5 inches
Total Length: 13.75 inches
Usable Length: 10.5 inches
MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo Review — Baron – XL

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Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo Review vs Can — Baron XL vs Can

Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo vs Bottle — Baron XL vs 1L Bottle

Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo Review vs Ky'el XL — Baron XL vs Ky’el XL

Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo vs Stan XL — Baron XL vs Stan XL

Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo Review vs Taurion XL — Baron XL vs Taurion XL

Bad Dragon Baron XL vs Chance XL — Baron XL vs Chance XL

Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo Review vs Baron L — Baron XL vs Baron L

Bad Dragon Baron XL Dildo vs Chance XL — Baron XL vs Chance XL

Mystic – XL

Posted on May 13, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Mystic – XL

Bad Dragon Mystic XL was one of my first large dildos. I liked the tapered design and ridged shape. While Mystic doesn’t do too much for me anymore since he’s pretty tame by comparison to my other dildos, I still use him (like Sveinn) as a warm up toy most sessions.

The Mystic I have is medium firmness with cumtube. Medium firmness is perfectly fine for Mystic but I still recommend soft firmness for most XL toys just because I personally feel it’s more comfortable for deeper insertions. That being said, I have a ton of medium XL toys that I still love and enjoy. I highly recommend you get Mystic with a cumtube if possible, especially if you wind up using it as a warm up toy as well.

Compared to Sveinn, Mystic is slightly more blunt of a tip, also compared to Sveinn, Mystic has texture (ridges) where Sveinn doesn’t. I have another Bad Dragon horn toy (Echo’s Horn) that is more textured and thicker than Mystic so I would still recommend Mystic XL more for the less experienced.

Mystic doesn’t offer a pop-in sensation due to the shape of the toy, but the gradual widening and 15 inches (11 usable) of total length make it an enjoyable thrusting toy, especially due to the spiraled ridges.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

Circumference (head): 7.5 inches
Max Circumference (Lowest Point): 9.9 inches
Shaft Circumference (mid): 8.5 inches
Total Length: 15 inches
Usable Length: 11 inches
MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

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Bad Dragon Mystic XL Dildo vs Can — Mystic XL vs Can

Bad Dragon Mystic XL Dildo vs Bottle — Mystic XL vs 1L Bottle

Exotic-Erotics: Jackson

Posted on March 19, 2024March 20, 2024 by GiantDildos

Exotic-Erotics – Jackson

I bought two Exotic-Erotics during black friday of 2023. I had wanted to try some of their massive dildos for a while but they are pretty expensive when not on sale. Jackson is $320 + shipping for just the basic setup, if you add other colors or fimnesses he can get even more expensive. I got mine for $260 with a suction cup in a special (promo) color in soft firmness.
Jackson is super super long, 21 inches in total length, but he also has a decently wide head at 3.5 inches, that’s why I chose him over some of Exotic-Erotics other horse dildos.
Soft firmness is plenty soft for anyone and honestly may be too soft for such a long and thing toy but once he’s in, it’s easy to push him deep inside of you which is a good thing. Not surprisingly, given his long skinny shape, Jackson won’t stand on his own, but thanks to the suction cup you can attach him to a floor or ride him on the shower wall and it works very well. Thanks to his wonderful flare Jackson can indeed give you a hands-free orgasm!
Both my Exotic-Erotics toys feel really high quality, they’re a glossy silicone that doesn’t seem to stain easily and allows for easy after-use cleanup. Despite his size, Jackson is not too heavy, compared to some other toy makers, the base is pretty minimalistic. Included with Jackson (and Elephant) in my purchase was a storage bag. I think this is a free add-on but you may have to select it on the ordering page (not sure). Exotic-Erotics also gave me a partial refund for cheaper than expected shipping (or something). I certainly wasn’t expecting it but I appreciate the transparency.
When I ordered my two toys, Exotic-Erotics was about to leave for a conference so my lead time might have been a bit longer than normal, I ordered on 11/26 and received it on 12/12, four days of that time was actual shipping transit time. The Exotic-Erotics toys arrived discretely and well packaged, the shipping name was [redacted] lol.

If you’re into horse dildos, you have to look at Exotic-Erotics. I don’t know if Jackson is worth $320 but he’s worth $260, the head offers a nice pop in and the texture is great. I do wish the shaft was a bit thicker (it’s hard to tell from the website that he’s thinner in one dimension and thick in the other), but they say it’s a life-caste (laser measured?) so I guess there isn’t room for adjustment lol. Exotic-Erotics occasionally has sales, like they just did a St. Patrick’s day sale for 15% off certain pre-mades, so I’d wait for a sale and then give Jackson a try if you’re into horse dongs. I’d also consider some of the other options that do have thicker shafts but skinnier heads. They may stand up on their own as well.

Specs (From Exotic-Erotics):

Circumference (head): 11.1 inches
Medial Ring Circumference: 11.03 inches
Shaft Circumference: 9.50 inches
Total Length: 20.85 inches
Usable Length: 19 inches
MSRP (as owned): $330.00 – I bought on sale for $261

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Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Soda Can — Jackson vs Soda Can

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Bottle — Jackson vs 1 Liter Bottle

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Seraphina XL — Jackson vs Seraphina XL

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Ky'el XL — Jackson vs Ky’el XL

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Elephant Dildo — Jackson vs Elephant XL

Captain’s Hook – XL

Posted on May 10, 2023November 30, 2024 by GiantDildos

Captain’s Hook – XL

If you’re looking for something to hit your P-spot, the Captain’s hook is the choice when it comes to Bad Dragon or Hankey’s toys. Some other toys like Stan from Bad Dragon come close but Captain’s Hook is the champion. My toy is the largest size (XL) which works perfectly for me.
I chose 75% soft which seems to work well, softer may be harder to insert (and is an added cost) and while firmer may more effectively press on the p-spot, I think it could be less enjoyable to insert.
Captain’s hook isn’t the longest or thickest toy from Hankey’s Toys (not even close) but the curve makes him a must have for anyone looking for a hands free orgasm. I purchased mine in silver color with a vac-u-lock hole, unlike some of the larger toys, Captain’s Hook does indeed stay on the suction cup from Hankey’s toys.

Negatives: None

Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 3.10

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.23 (widest)

Total Length – 12

Buy Captain’s Hook @ Hankey’s Toys