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Hankey’s Toys – XXXCalibur XXL

I bought my XXXCalibur toy in size XXL from Hankey’s Toys about a year ago. I’ve been enjoying him since, but I never got around to writing a review or posting comparison pictures… Well, now I am.

XXXCalibur in XXL is a great toy because he is super long – over 17 inches (yes, that long) – which means he can really get deep inside to provide a level of stimulation that many dildos are either too short, or too wide to accomplish. XXXCalibur is perfect for this job.

XXXCalibur is an uncut dildo with a tapered head, this makes him ideal not only for sensational play sessions but he can also be a great warm-up toy. I posted a comparison picture vs my XL Sveinn from Bad Dragon (which is one of my current warm-up toys), you can see that they have a very similar shape to start, though the XXXCalibur is more detailed on the shaft with some veins and a little bit of an outline around the tip.

XXXCalibur is also a great toy because of the magnificent balls. I love that Hankey’s Toys takes care of this aspect, lots of dildo makers let the balls kind of morph into the base of the toy, which is good for stability but takes away from the usability and visuals of the balls.

My XXXCalibur dildo in XXL will not stand on his own, the toy I have has a vac-u-hole so I can put him on my Hankey’s 7 inch suction cup to use him on the ground, he leans over a ton still, but he doesn’t fall over when he’s on the suction up. Either way, once you have the tip inserted he is pretty easy to ride and push deeper. My toy is 75% soft, while I think 40% soft would definitely be enjoyable, I’d imagine it would be even harder to stand up in that firmness.

I usually recommend people buy their huge dildos in the softest firmness but XXXCalibur is thin enough that 75% soft works extremely well, he can wiggle and move with your insides so I may recommend just sticking with the 75% soft firmness. Obviously you should go slow and practice before taking this toy to the max, he isn’t super thick but he is extremely long.

I didn’t expect to get such a great feeling from XXXCalibur, but there is definitely something to be said for depth play, once he’s about 10 inches deep, it makes my knees go weak. Amazing!

Sidenote: The webpage calls XXXCalibur “Thor’s Hammer” so I don’t know if this used to be called that or what the deal is, I’d rather type out “Thor’s Hammer” than XXXCalibur like I did about a dozen times in this review but either one is a good name.

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

Circumference (head): 8.00 inches
Max Circumference (mid): 10 inches
Shaft Circumference: 10 inches
Total Length: 17.2 inches
Usable Length: 13.3 inches
MSRP (as owned): $210.00

Check it out here!

Gallery

XXXCalibur – XXL

XXXCalibur XXL

XXXCalibur XXL vs 1L Bottle

XXXCalibur XXL vs 1L Bottle

XXXCalibur XXL vs Can 2

XXXCalibur XXL vs Can

XXXCalibur Dildo Review vs Bad Dragon Sveinn

XXXCalibur XXL vs Sveinn XL

XXXCalibur Dildo Width 4

XXXCalibur Dildo Width 3

XXXCalibur Dildo Width 2

XXXCalibur Dildo Width

Exotic-Erotics – Elephant XL

I bought my Exotic-Erotics Elephant XL dildo the same time I bought my Jackson dildo from Exotic-Erotics (EE), while I was able to take Jackson immediately, I was nowhere close to able to take Elephant XL who has a head that’s 4.53 inches at the widest point. Now you’ve seen Taurion XL that has a similar diameter, but that is still more of a challenge since it’s a rounded head whereas Elephant XL is not even on all sides. In fact, the way I had to take Elephant XL (honestly I don’t think it would let you take him any other way, he’s naturally position himself as such) was sideways with the longest dimension going front-back. Trying to take him straight on is just too wide and awkward, like I was saying I think the dildo would naturally position itself in the sideways orientation. Even though I had to “cheat” and take the dildo a certain way I still feel it’s a huge accomplishment, 4.5 inches in diameter is nothing to scoff at and the head is even bigger in person. When I first got Elephant XL I thought there would never be a day when I could get him inside of me… He’s THAT big.

Length-wise Elephant XL is equally impressive, standing (flopping) at 19.75 inches he’s right up there with the longest of dildos I own. Unlike Jackson from Exotic-Erotics, Elephant XL does not have a suction cup base but he does have a much heftier shaft and base. Elephant XL (at least my Elephant XL dildo) won’t stand on his own but it’s much more stable than some of the skinnier dildos, mine is soft firmness (I feel like medium would work too) and it wouldn’t surprise me if there were some of these that could stand on their own in medium (maybe if they ended up with a different lean). Either way, he’s stiff enough to easily use and once he’s in you can ride him well. I have only been able to take half of this dildo length-wise. While I know I can take much longer, the size of the head doesn’t really lend itself to comfortably snaking its way inside of you (at least not all the time, I’m sure there are some occasions where the stars align and you can go much deeper). Regardless of depth, for me the enjoyment came/comes from pop-in and wonderment of getting that humongous head inside of you. Due to the shape it wasn’t a painful or unenjoyable experience in the slightest, he gradually opened me up and got himself in, obviously I’m extremely experienced and it took even me a while to work up to Elephant XL but if you are experienced, it’s nothing but good times

I bought my Elephant XL during black Friday so I got a significant discount. As of the time of this writing (May 10th) there is another sale going on at Exotic-Erotics and I did see a couple Elephant XL’s (in really cool colors) in inventory, I’d definitely recommend picking on up if you’re thinking about it. Now that I know it’s an achievable goal and a really pleasurable experience I can definitely recommend you take the chance on him (again, IF you’re experienced with giant dildos). I’d recommend him in soft firmness since that’s what I have but I think medium firmness would probably also work.

Like with my Jackson dildo, I received a very nice silk style storage bag for free 🙂

Specs (From Exotic-Erotics):