Ow! My wrists! lol – JK.
Andre the MAMMOTH dildo in 2XL is an absolute unit. The heaviest toy I own without question, imposes his will over all the other BD toys, standing taller than a Seraphina even without straightening his curve out. Because of his super wide base (bottom heavy) he has absolutely no issue standings on his own – this guy is so solid that you could balance an actual mammoth on him!
I got my Andre 2XL in soft firmness the day he was released. I do believe they had a extra soft option as well with a firm base but soft is fine for me. My toy was an in stock drop (not a flop this time) that cost over $300 (it’s a ton of silicone) and it’s colored in what looks like Orochi’s signature but is called a “Rogue” on my invoice. When going through the order sheet there look to be some limitations on what can and can’t be done with certain firmnesses on the 2XL.
My toy has no suction cup (though you can get him with one) but he definitely doesn’t need one to stay firmly planted on the floor. I’d honestly feel a bit nervous putting something as heavy as Andre 2XL on my shower tile wall. At some point the weight has to rip the tiles off, right?
Speaking of weight. By my measurements, Andre XXL in soft firmness (may be heavier in firmer firmnesses) is 16 lbs, yes you read that right. SIXTEEN lbs. Needless to say, he is not a hand-held dildo in his 2XL variety.
The middle ring on Andre 2XL is 6 inches deep by 5+ wide so it’s a massive undertaking (one that I haven’t succeeded in yet). Before the ring, the widest point seems to be 5 by 4+ inches but it’s gradual so you can definitely get thru it. The head is small enough that most users of giant dildos should have zero problem getting in.
One of the reasons I bought Andre (who are we kidding, there was no way I wasn’t going to buy a 2XL) was because of the texture, the little bumps on the upper shaft were very intriguing and do not disappoint in reality. As with most dildos, you’re more likely to feel the textures on a smaller dildo so you give yourself a chance to stretch and contract and utilize some sort of speed in the process, with Andre in 2XL you don’t really get that option (at least I don’t) so the textures are less obvious vs say an XL. Either way, still enjoyable and a really pretty toy to look at.
Like I said, I was fortunate enough to get my drop with a cumtube and I highly recommend it to everyone, it’s not needed to enjoy Andre but the shape means that you can fill yourself up with cum (lube) and watch it gush out. Very kinky, very awesome!
No actual cons to speak of with Andre 2XL. The obvious ones are price (he’s well over $300, I paid $370 + shipping), weight and base size. I would say weight and base size can also be considered features (they make him super stable) but they also mean it’s hard to maneuver and takes a lot of space to store. My recommendation for people who are more price conscious than picky is to wait for a minor flop. I think I saw a flop in 2XL for around $200. They’re obviously extremely rare and will get snatched up quickly so you’d definitely have to be on the lookout.
Specs (From Bad Dragon):
- Circumference (head): 7.56 inches
- Max Circumference: 18.31 inches
- Shaft Circumference: 10-18.31 inches
(my measurements – gradual shaft)
- Total Length: 20 inches
- Usable Length: 16.5 inches
- MSRP (as owned): $370.00
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