Author: GiantDildos

Atlas – XXXL

 

The Atlas from Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a huge dildo, I wasn’t confident enough to go for the full-size 4XL ultra-massive (17.5 inch middle circumference) version of the toy so I settled for the second largest XXXL size. I have the toy in the typical 75% soft firmness and I am able to get past the bulge but it’s definitely something you’ll need to work up to. 

If  you get the toy in 40% soft I’d bet it would be a lot easier to get the whole bulge in and might create a more enjoyable stationary experience. I’m not sure who could take the 4XL size, part of me desperately wants to try (in 40% soft) but I really don’t know if it’s something I’d ever be able to take. Because the top of the toy is tapered, this is a much easier massive toy to use than a blunt toy like the Horse Dildo (which takes too hands and a lot of strength to get in if you pick the largest size). 

The Atlas I have is a pretty huge toy that’s very heavy with a solid base. It has no problems standing on its own and at 14 inches of total height and 10.75 inches of usable length I feel like it’s not overly long to enjoy either.

The Atlas is the third toy I ever bought from Hankey’s Toys. It is the only such toy that I own without an attachment hole. The Atlas does not need a suction cup to stand up.

As you can see from the picture, the Atlas is extraordinarily well textured and feels real.

Specs (From Mr. Hankey’s Website):

  • Circumference Near Head: 9 inches
  • Circumference Near Middle: 13 inches
  • Overall Length: 14.13 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.75 inches
  • MSRP (XXXL): $242.95 – Check for promo codes like “Special15” or wait for it to be a featured toy for further discounts. Hankey’s also has some killer Black Friday sales usually. 

 

Check it out here!

You can buy the Atlas directly from Hankey’s Toys

Hankey's Toys Atlas XXXL
Atlas XXXL – Hankey’s Toys

 

 

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Hankey's Toys Atlas XXXL vs 1 liter Bottle

Atlas XXXL vs 1 Liter Bottle

Hankey's Toys Atlas XXXL vs soda can
Atlas XXXL vs Soda Can

 

 

Hankey's Toys Atlas XXXL Dildo vs Minotaur XXXL Dildo

MHT Atlas – XXXL vs MHT Minotaur – XXXL Size Comparison

 

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Atlas XXXL vs Flint XL
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Atlas XXXL vs Flint XL 2

 

Atlas XXXL vs Flint XL
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ISAAC X – XXXL 

ISAAC X in XXXL is my new favorite Mr. Hankey’s Toy. Rentman is still a regular of my playtime and Captain’s Hook remains the only toy I can use for a hands free splurt but ISAAC X is now my favorite ride. 
I was going to purchase him in the largest size 4XL but I decided that XXXL would be a better fit since 4XL is absolutely massive. While I’m sure I could have fit the shaft in, I was doubtful that I’d be able to take the entire length at that width. I’m happy to report that I can take the entire length of ISAAC X in XXXL size and it’s an amazing, amazing feeling. 

The curve of the shaft, the shape of the head and the pronounced ballsack work together to give an unforgettable experience and one that I absolutely can’t go a session without.

I got my ISAAC X in 75% soft deep brown with a vac-u-hole though this toy will easily stand on its own.

Check it out here: Isaac X at Hankey’s Toys

Hankeys Toys ISAAC X

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Hankeys Toys ISAAC X

 

Hankeys Toys ISAAC X Vs Bottle
ISAAC X vs 1 Liter Bottle

 

Hankeys Toys ISAAC X vs Soda Can
ISAAC X vs Soda Can

 

 

Hankeys Toys ISAAC X
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Three Amigos XL

The Three Amigos XL dildo from Hankey’s toys is a super unique dildo. It gives the experience of being pounded by three dicks simultaneously. I chose the XL size since the XXL size was significantly larger and I didn’t think I could take it (maybe now I could but def initely not when I first bought my Three Amigos toy), the XL is not small by any means and I’d probably recommend you start with it if you’re a big toy lover since it’s an experience like no other. You definitely have to work on getting the toy in the right way. Once the toy is in, you’ll feel extremely full and since they form an uneven shape it’s not like just having a typical massive dildo. While the measurements look daunting they are kind of misleading, since the heads are staggered you can start with one head and then angle the other two in.

Unlike most of my Hankey’s toys, the Three Amigos XL dildo WILL stick to the wall via the vac-u-hole suction cup. It also easily stands on its own

Negatives: None

Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 3.65

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.74

Total Length – 11.75

Buy Three Amigos @ Hankey’s Toys

 

Hankey's Toys Three Amigos XL Dildo
Three Amigos – XL

“Unique sensation of being railed by three at once”

Three Amigos XL vs Soda Can
Three Amigos XL vs Soda Can

 

Horse Dildo 4XL

I bought the Horse Dildo 4XL from Hankey’s Toys because I’m a sucker for all things horse cock. The 4XL Horse Dildo from Hankey’s Toys is HUGE. I’ll admit right now, I haven’t really been able to take him yet [I can now take him partially]. I was a little surprised since he’s definitely not the biggest toy I own but he may be the biggest blunt head toy. The other possibility for why I can’t take him easily is because I ordered a custom softness, I thought it would make more sense given the sheer length and diameter of this big boy but with the custom softness comes a new challenge of simply working him into your hole… Most soft toys from Bad Dragon and Hankey’s toys are unwieldy and the Horse Dildo is no exception, another issue when it comes to these mega dildos is how heavy and thick they are. It’s genuinely a challenge to grip these with one hand… While I haven’t been able to take my 4XL Horse Dildo yet I’m definitely not giving up (update: I can now take him if I lead with Clip-Clop!). The design of the toy is extremely pleasing, unlike some of the other horse dildos I own, this is a pretty thick shaft all the way down, into a plump and raised scrotum. At $300 without a coupon code it’s definitely an expensive toy (especially if you can’t use it) but I purchased mine with a black friday 25% off coupon so it was a bit more tolerable.

My soft toy for sure won’t stand on its own. I have a vac-u-hole on my Horse Dildo which lets me use the suction cup to barely hold it up (though it will still flop over). I’d definitely recommend some sort of stand if you want this to stand up on it’s own.

Negatives: Like most huge Hankey’s Toys the vac-u-hole is pretty useless when it comes to trying to attach the toy to a wall, though still useful on the floor.

Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 4.13

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.42

Total Length – 18.25

Msrp (As ordered) – $315.85

Buy Horse Dildo  @ Hankey’s Toys

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Horse Dildo 4XL

“A must for all fans of massive horse cock!”

 

Horse Dildo vs Can
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Horse Dildo vs Bottle
Horse Dildo 4XL vs 1 Liter Bottle

 

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Rentman -XXXL

Rentman is my favorite from Hankey’s Toys. He’s one of the most appealing looking dildos on the market in my opinion. Perfect proportions and shape. The 75% firmness option suits Rentman XXXL very well as it has a nice amount of give while still being firm enough to easily ride. If you’re interested in a very large and very pretty human styled dildo I would highly recommend you check out Rentman, he’s not as long as my Lampwick but the shape is more appealing in my opinion.

Negatives: Like most large Hankey’s toys, Rentman won’t stay put on the vac-u-lock suction cup. Can be prone to mold growth where the shaft meets the scrotum if you don’t dry the toy well after washing.

Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diamter) – 3.18

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.5

Total Length – 15.25

Buy Rentman @ Hankey’s Toys

 

Hankey's Toys Rentman GiantDildos.com
Rentman – XXXL

“The most visually appealing dildo from Hankey’s Toys. He’s the perfect cock!”

 

Hankey's Toys Rentman XXXL Dildo vs Alien Breeder XXXL Dildo
MHT Rentman XXXL vs MHT Alien Breeder XXXL Size Comparison
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MHT Rentman XXXL vs MHT Lampwick Uncut 4XL Size Comparison

MHT Rentman XXXL vs 1 Liter  Bottle

 

 

 

 

Captain’s Hook – XL

If you’re looking for something to hit your P-spot, the Captain’s hook is the choice when it comes to Bad Dragon or Hankey’s toys. Some other toys like Stan from Bad Dragon come close but Captain’s Hook is the champion. My toy is the largest size (XL) which works perfectly for me.
I chose 75% soft which seems to work well, softer may be harder to insert (and is an added cost) and while firmer may more effectively press on the p-spot, I think it could be less enjoyable to insert.
Captain’s hook isn’t the longest or thickest toy from Hankey’s Toys (not even close) but the curve makes him a must have for anyone looking for a hands free orgasm. I purchased mine in silver color with a vac-u-lock hole, unlike some of  the larger toys, Captain’s Hook does indeed stay on the suction cup from Hankey’s toys.

 

Negatives: None

 

Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 3.10

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.23 (widest)

Total Length – 12

Buy Captain’s Hook @ Hankey’s Toys

 

Captain's Hook Dildo Review

“A must have for P-spot stimulation”

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Hankey's Toys Captain's Hook XL
Captain’s Hook XL vs Can
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Captain's Hook vs Water Bottle
Captain’s Hook vs 1 liter bottle
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Captain’s Hook XL vs Stan L
Captain's Hook vs Stan XL Dildo
Captain’s Hook XL vs Stan XL
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Captain’s Hook XL vs Dexter XL
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