Bad Dragon’s Luka Dildo (Legacy Toy)
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Bad Dragon’s Desi Dildo (Legacy Toy)
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Bad Dragon’s Waterhorse Dildo (Legacy Toy)
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Bad Dragon – Bruce (Legacy Model)
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Three Amigos XL
The Three Amigos XL dildo from Hankey’s toys is a super unique dildo. It gives the experience of being pounded by three dicks simultaneously. I chose the XL size since the XXL size was significantly larger and I didn’t think I could take it (maybe now I could but def initely not when I first bought my Three Amigos toy), the XL is not small by any means and I’d probably recommend you start with it if you’re a big toy lover since it’s an experience like no other. You definitely have to work on getting the toy in the right way. Once the toy is in, you’ll feel extremely full and since they form an uneven shape it’s not like just having a typical massive dildo. While the measurements look daunting they are kind of misleading, since the heads are staggered you can start with one head and then angle the other two in.
Unlike most of my Hankey’s toys, the Three Amigos XL dildo WILL stick to the wall via the vac-u-hole suction cup. It also easily stands on its own
Negatives: None
Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 3.65
Shaft (Diameter) – 3.74
Total Length – 11.75
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“Unique sensation of being railed by three at once”
Horse Dildo 4XL
I bought the Horse Dildo 4XL from Hankey’s Toys because I’m a sucker for all things horse cock. The 4XL Horse Dildo from Hankey’s Toys is HUGE. I’ll admit right now, I haven’t really been able to take him yet [I can now take him partially]. I was a little surprised since he’s definitely not the biggest toy I own but he may be the biggest blunt head toy. The other possibility for why I can’t take him easily is because I ordered a custom softness, I thought it would make more sense given the sheer length and diameter of this big boy but with the custom softness comes a new challenge of simply working him into your hole… Most soft toys from Bad Dragon and Hankey’s toys are unwieldy and the Horse Dildo is no exception, another issue when it comes to these mega dildos is how heavy and thick they are. It’s genuinely a challenge to grip these with one hand… While I haven’t been able to take my 4XL Horse Dildo yet I’m definitely not giving up (update: I can now take him if I lead with Clip-Clop!). The design of the toy is extremely pleasing, unlike some of the other horse dildos I own, this is a pretty thick shaft all the way down, into a plump and raised scrotum. At $300 without a coupon code it’s definitely an expensive toy (especially if you can’t use it) but I purchased mine with a black friday 25% off coupon so it was a bit more tolerable.
My soft toy for sure won’t stand on its own. I have a vac-u-hole on my Horse Dildo which lets me use the suction cup to barely hold it up (though it will still flop over). I’d definitely recommend some sort of stand if you want this to stand up on it’s own.
Negatives: Like most huge Hankey’s Toys the vac-u-hole is pretty useless when it comes to trying to attach the toy to a wall, though still useful on the floor.
Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 4.13
Shaft (Diameter) – 3.42
Total Length – 18.25
Msrp (As ordered) – $315.85
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“A must for all fans of massive horse cock!”
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Chance Flared XL
Horse Dildo 4XL vs Seraphina XL
Rentman -XXXL
Rentman is my favorite from Hankey’s Toys. He’s one of the most appealing looking dildos on the market in my opinion. Perfect proportions and shape. The 75% firmness option suits Rentman XXXL very well as it has a nice amount of give while still being firm enough to easily ride. If you’re interested in a very large and very pretty human styled dildo I would highly recommend you check out Rentman, he’s not as long as my Lampwick but the shape is more appealing in my opinion.
Negatives: Like most large Hankey’s toys, Rentman won’t stay put on the vac-u-lock suction cup. Can be prone to mold growth where the shaft meets the scrotum if you don’t dry the toy well after washing.
Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diamter) – 3.18
Shaft (Diameter) – 3.5
Total Length – 15.25
“The most visually appealing dildo from Hankey’s Toys. He’s the perfect cock!”
MHT Rentman XXXL vs 1 Liter Bottle
Captain’s Hook – XL
If you’re looking for something to hit your P-spot, the Captain’s hook is the choice when it comes to Bad Dragon or Hankey’s toys. Some other toys like Stan from Bad Dragon come close but Captain’s Hook is the champion. My toy is the largest size (XL) which works perfectly for me.
I chose 75% soft which seems to work well, softer may be harder to insert (and is an added cost) and while firmer may more effectively press on the p-spot, I think it could be less enjoyable to insert.
Captain’s hook isn’t the longest or thickest toy from Hankey’s Toys (not even close) but the curve makes him a must have for anyone looking for a hands free orgasm. I purchased mine in silver color with a vac-u-lock hole, unlike some of the larger toys, Captain’s Hook does indeed stay on the suction cup from Hankey’s toys.
Negatives: None
Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 3.10
Shaft (Diameter) – 3.23 (widest)
Total Length – 12
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“A must have for P-spot stimulation”
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Bad Dragon Bishop – XL
Bishop was my second attempt at a large knotted toy, my first attempt being an XL Austin that I gave up on too quickly and sold. Bishop is much longer and stands on his own unlike Austin, that being said I have never been able to master Bishop’s XL knot. I don’t think the toy is too wide, I think the knot simply comes too fat down the shaft that the length is uncomfortable when it comes gets to the point of really needing to push past the knot. My Bishop is in medium firmess which means he stands on his owm but I can’t help to think that a soft or split firmness dildo would be easier to master given the length. As far as enjoyment goes I do like Biship, he’s tapered and textured, he has a very small base for his size which makes storage easier. I’ve tried to master Bisop but I’m just not there yet. I’ve been able to take large Egg Plug (3.8 in diameter), XL Diego (3.9 in diameter) and even larger no-knot toys like XL Sleipnir, Bishop’s knot is very large at 4.2 inches but I really think the reason I can’t push past it is because of the length. It would be interesting to see how a soft firmness would help.
Recommend you buy him with a Cumtube.
Negatives: Personal preference but I think the toy is too long to enjoy the knot
Rating: 3.5/5
Dimensions from BD (inches):
Head (Diamter) – 2.75
Shaft (Diameter) – 3.25 (widest)
Knot (Diameter) – 4.25
Total Lenght – 15.5
“A good toy that’s a little too long for me to master his knot”
This page is a repository for all the size comparisons I have: Giant Dildo to Giant Dildo
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