Author: GiantDildos

Hankey’s Toys – Machoman – XXXL 

I bought Machoman in XXXL because I found him to be very visually appealing. I was able to grab him during Hankey’s Cyber Monday sale which means I got a great deal but again means I was limited to medium firmness. It’s pretty obvious that he is a super wide toy from the pictures but the measurements on the website can be deceiving. He is “only” 13 inches circumference but by my measurement he’s almost 5 inches wide! That is a MASSIVELY wide toy.

I have shockingly been able to take Machoman XXXL in the natural layout (balls front) but it’s very difficult and takes a lot of warm-up. The easier way to do it is to take him with balls to the side, either way he is still a huge stretch to take. I definitely think that a softer firmness would be more enjoyable and given the shape I think he would be well suited as opposed to my Horse Dildo that is too blunt to easily penetrate in the 40% soft firmness I have him in. Machoman has a tapered tip so you can line him up and send him home.

While the  utility of Machoman XXXL may be questionable (for me he’s way too big to ride, more of a “look what I can fit!” type of toy), his appearance is undeniably pleasing. Just a straight up handsome toy.

I got my Machoman with an attachment hole but like most of the super huge toys he would not stay on the suction cup on a wall and because of the huge base, he has no trouble standing on his own when placed on the floor. I still recommend the attachment hole as an option to help keep him in place when riding (though he is teetering on the point where he won’t even stay on the suction cup on the floor without being held). 

Specs (From MHT):

  • Circumference (head): 11.5 inches
  • Max Circumference (base): 13.5 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13 inches
  • Total Length: 15.6 inches
  • Usable Length: 12.1 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $268.90

Check it out here!

Hankeys Toys Machoman XXXL
Machoman – XXXL

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Hankeys Toys Machoman XXXL vs Bottle
Machoman XXXL vs 1L Bottle

 

Hankeys Toys Machoman XXXL vs Soda Can
Machoman XXXL vs Soda Can

 

Hankeys Toys Machoman XXXL vs Clyde XXXL
Machoman XXXL vs Clyde XXXL
Hankeys Toys Machoman XXXL vs Marcel XL
Machoman XXXL vs Marcel XL
Hankeys Toys Machoman XXXL vs Cole XL
Machoman XXXL vs Cole XL
Hankeys Toys Latin Lover vs Machoman
Latin Lover XXXL vs Machoman XXXL

 

Bad Dragon – Votan – XL

Votan XL is one of the dildos that I’ve had my eye on for literally years. He is a very tall, fairly wide offering from Bad Dragon, before they released Seraphina, Vector and Ky’el he was also the longest (I believe) which is what caught my eye. They discontinued him and I never really got around to picking him up but on a recent sale I was able to grab him for $150 so I snapped him up.
My Votan XL is medium firmness with no accessories (unfortunately the case with many of the sale items), I would have preferred a soft with a cumtube but we take what we can get. Votan has a very enjoyable head shape and shaft curve, I was able to take him almost all the way on the first use but I weirdly hit a hard limit with probably two inches left on the shaft, I assume a soft firmness toy could go further but I’m surprised that I ran into this issue considering my Vector is medium firmness can I can take him further than that. Either way I’m happy with Votan, the sensation of the ridged and bulbous head is very enjoyable and almost got me to climax by itself, definitely thin enough to be a riding toy but girthy enough that it’s going to fill even the most experienced users quite well.

If I had to compare him to another toy I’d say he is a thinner version of Ky’el, I can take more of Votan than even my soft Ky’el XL because he’s thinner but if you’re looking for a slightly larger (and easier to obtain) version of Votan I’d certainly consider Ky’el XL. they have similar feeling heads and shaft shapes (though again Ky’el is bigger). 

Overall I’m really happy with Votan, he’s one of the toys that lived up to the hype (or what I was expecting for years and years), if you can pick him up still I’d highly recommend him and he’d be even better with a cumtube and soft firmness.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 10 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11 inches
  • Total Length: 16.2 inches
  • Usable Length: 12.45 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought on sale for $150

Legacy Toy (no product page)

Bad Dragon Votan XL Review
Votan – XL

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Votan XL vs Bottle
Votan XL vs 1L Bottle
Votan XL vs Can
Votan XL vs Soda Can
Bad Dragon Votan XL vs Ky'el XL
Votan XL vs Ky’el XL
Bad Dragon Votan XL vs Ky'el XL
Votan XL vs Ky’el XL (alt)
Bad Dragon Votan XL vs Zaratan XL
Votan XL vs Zaratan XL
Votan vs Chance XL
Votan vs Chance XL
Bad Dragon Votan XL Sizes
Votan Size Comparisons
Bad Dragon Votan Dimensions
Votan Dimensions

 

 

Hankey’s Toys – Kane Korso – 4XL 

Kane Korso in 4XL is an absolute monster. I’d like to say I can take him but it’s not even close. I can get maybe 3 or 4 inches down past the tip and that’s it. It’s an absolutely humongous toy. I bought Kane Korso in 4XL during the Cyber Monday sale so I didn’t have a choice in firmness, as a result I got him in 75% soft firmness, unfortunately I think he’s really just too darn big to work at that firmness as there isn’t really any give. 
I will continue to try him out but the bulge after the head is substantial (over 15 inches). Like I said before, I think if I had him in 40% soft firmness I would have a chance at making him work but I think in 75% soft, I give myself a 10% chance of ever making Kane Korso work – similar to my Elephant toy from Exotic Erotics. I knew what I was getting myself into when I bought some of these monster toys, I wanted to take full advantage of the Cyber Monday discounts and grab some of these behemoths so that I could share and compare with the community.
Outside of size, Kane Korso is a very unique canine-esque shape, there isn’t too much texture on the shaft but the tip is very unique and this is a very very heavy toy. I got mine with an attachment hole but there is zero percent chance that this would ever stay on a wall and it’s heavy enough that it doesn’t really need the attachment hole to stay put on the floor either. 

As you’ll see in the pictures, Kane Korso 4XL dwarves pretty much everything I put it up against, at 17 inches long it’s among the longest toys I own outside of a few horse and elephant dildos and it’s definitely one of the thickest. As you’ll also see from the images, it arrived pretty dirty. I’m going to chalk this up to the black friday/cyber monday rush since many of my MHT toys from that sale arrived kinda dirty (but still plastic wrapped), the pictures on this page are of a freshly opened toy. My MHT toys usually do not arrive that dirty, but you should always clean your toys before use.

Specs (From MHT):

  • Circumference (head): 10.75 inches
  • Max Circumference (mid shaft): 15.2 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 13.15 inches
  • Total Length: 17.1 inches
  • Usable Length: 14 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $296.90

Check it out here!

Kane Korso GiantDildos.net
Kane Korso – 4XL

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Kane Korso vs 1L Bottle
Kane Korso 4XL vs 1L Bottle

 

Kane Korso vs Can
Kane Korso 4XL vs Soda Can

 

Kane Korso vs Marcel XL
Kane Korso 4XL vs Marcel XL
Kane Korso 4XL vs Marcel XL 2
Kane Korso 4XL vs Marcel XL (alt)
Kane Korso 4XL vs Clyde XXXL
Kane Korso 4XL vs Clyde XXXL
Kane Korso 4XL vs Clyde XXXL 2
Kane Korso 4XL vs Clyde XXXL (alt)

 

Hankey’s Toys – Latin Lover – XXXL

Latin Lover XXXL from Hankey’s Toys is one of my new favorites (certainly from that giant batch of toys I bought around black friday). He’s a very pleasing design with a great shape and a wonderful 360 degree ball sack. The texture on this toy is next level and the best part is that even though he’s the largest size, I can easily ride him the whole way. What a treat.

My Latin Lover XXXL has an attachment hole and I would definitely recommend you order him the same way. It is a big of a struggle for him to stand on his own due to the massive elevated scrotum. I have my toy in 75% soft firmness, I still think this is on the firmer side and 40% might be better but at least 75% makes him manageable whereas 40% might be too floppy and unrealistic. Either way, he’s not too firm to handle at 75% so I’m not complaining.

The only negative I have to mention is that it seems like there are a few imperfections where the scrotum meets the shaft (you can kind of see them in the pictures), another user also noted that they had a tear in their Latin Lover (same place) after prolonged use which makes me a bit nervous that there might be a slight issue with this model. Either way I don’t care too much. I got him on sale during the cyber monday event and he’s worth every penny. I did not reach out to Hankey’s toys regarding the defect so I do not know what their response would be.

Specs (From MHT):

  • Circumference (head): 11.13 inches
  • Max Circumference (base): 11.5 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 11.13 inches
  • Total Length: 14.75 inches
  • Usable Length: 11 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $256.90

Check it out here!

Hankeys Toys Latin Lover XXXL
Latin Lover – XXXL

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Hankeys Toys Latin Lover vs Bottle
Latin Lover XXXL vs 1 Liter Bottle
Hankeys Toys Latin Lover vs Soda Can
Latin Lover XXXL vs Soda Can
Hankeys Toys Latin Lover vs Clyde
Latin Lover XXXL vs Clyde XXXL
Bad Dragon Stubbs XL vs Hankeys Latin Lover
Stubbs XL vs Latin Lover XXXL
Hankey's Toys Latin Lover vs Kane Korso
Latin Lover XXXL vs Kane Korso 4XL

 

Hankeys Toys Latin Lover vs Machoman
Latin Lover XXXL vs Machoman XXXL

 

 

Bad Dragon – Stubbs (One Size?)

I could have sworn that Stubbs had different sizes and that I had bought an XL but apparently he’s a one-size toy. I bought Stubbs during the black friday sale (but he’s a flop with a nick on the head). I didn’t know much about him when I checked out and it took a while for him to arrive but I tried him the first chance I got.

The best way for me to describe stubs is that he’s a stunted Chance. He’s very similar in shape to a Chance XL but he’s much shorter while being a bit girthier. This lets you get the equine feel and ride to the balls without having to try and take a full-size Chance.

I got Stubbs for $116 as a flop during the black friday sale so I’ve got no complaints. If I had paid full price for him (whatever that is – he’s a legacy) I may not be as happy. I’m not saying he’s a bad toy, he’s a great toy but he doesn’t really offer anything too unique to me with as many toys as I have and he’s a bit on the boring side. I do like that he can be easily hilted and he is wider than most of my BD toys in this length without a knot, however.

My Stubbs came with a cumtube but no suction cup.

Update – June 2024:
 I have decided that Stubbs is a great toy for an f-machine like the HiSmith, he is short enough that you can take him to the balls with the machine thrusting and he’s not too big that you have to put the machine on full power to get him in. I get it now!

Specs (Measured):

  • Circumference (head): 9.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (medial): 11.75 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.75 inches
  • Total Length: 12 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00? – I bought a flop on sale for $116

Legacy toy – no page

Bad Dragon Stubbs
Stubbs – One Size

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Bad Dragon Stubbs XL vs Hankeys Latin Lover
Stubbs vs Latin Lover XXXL
Bad Dragon Stubbs XL vs Bottle
StubbsL vs 1 Liter Bottle

 

Bad Dragon Stubbs XL vs Soda Can
Stubbs vs Soda Can

 

 

Bad Dragon Stubbs vs Xar XL
Stubbs vs Xar XL

 

Bad Dragon – Fenrir XL

I bought Fenrir in XL size during the black friday sales event. It took about 3.5 weeks to receive him (and Stubbs and Xar) which was kind of annoying, but the price was right for a non-flop toy. I think I paid $150 for Fenrir XL in soft. I wasn’t planning on buying him, nor did I expect much but the first time I used him he gave me a handsfree orgasm! Fenrir is a marvelously knotted toy, he’s slightly larger of a knot vs my Tucker or Razor (I think) but just as satisfying and the length of the shaft pre and post knot makes him the easiest knotted toy to enjoy that I own.

I do wish that my Fenrir had a cumtube and/or a suction cup but I didn’t have any choices during the sale, so I got what I got.
If you’re into knotted toys and want a truly enjoyable ride I’d definitely recommend Fenrir. He looks a lot scarier than he is, if you can take a Tucker XL or a Razor XL, you’ll have no problem with Fenrir XL

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 7.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 12.18 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 9.15 inches
  • Total Length: 12.65 inches
  • Usable Length: 10.35 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $200.00 – I bought on sale for $150

Check it out here!

Bad Dragon Fenrir XL

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Bad Dragon Fenrir XL vs Bottle
Fenrir XL vs 1 Liter Bottle
Bad Dragon Fenrir XL vs Bottle 2
Fenrir XL vs 1 Liter Bottle
Bad Dragon Fenrir XL vs Soda Can
Fenrir XL vs Soda Can
Bad Dragon Fenrir XL vs Xar XL
Fenrir XL vs Xar XL
Bad Dragon Fenrir XL vs Razor XL
Fenrir XL vs Razor XL

 

Bad Dragon Fenrir XL vs Tucker XL
Fenrir XL vs Tucker XL

 

 

Largo – One Size

 

Largo from Hankey’s Toys was a custom order I made during the Cyber Monday even. He happened to be a featured toy (still is as of this writing) for 20% off so I ordered him in 40% soft with this bright color (honestly just wanted something different since virtually all the other toys I got during Hankey’s Cyber Monday sale were tan coloring.

I’m not sure if it’s always the case but when I ordered Largo there was no extra charge for 40% softness, honestly he feels REAAAAALLLY soft. It’s not a bad thing given how long he is but zero percent chance of standing him up (I couldn’t even prop him up, I had to hold him and sketchily edit out my finger). 

There isn’t really a pop-in with Largo (especially in 40% firmness) but you can snake so deep inside you that he provides a really filling and sensational experience. I actually came close to finishing hands-free with Largo which was very surprising!

Specs (From Hankey’s Toys):

  • Circumference (head): 9.75 inches
  • Max Circumference: 9.75. inches
  • Total Length: 19 inches
  • Usable Length: 16 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $189.95

Check it out here!

 

You can buy Largo directly from Mr. Hankey’s

Hankeys Largo Review

 

 

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Hankey's Largo Dildo Review

Largo vs Bottle 

Hankeys Largo Dildo Review
Largo vs Can

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Razor – XL

 

I purchased my XL Razor from Bad Dragon after already having bought Tucker XL. I figured they looked similar enough to both be enjoyable but different enough to be worth owning both. This is indeed the case. Both Tucker XL and Razor XL in soft (how I own them) are equally enjoyable and equally usable, the shafts are not too long pre-knot to make taking the knot an uncomfortable experience and the knots themself are large enough to really feel the pop-in and hold.

I still prefer Tucker to Razor based on the appearance along (I prefer the horse-cock style to the canine style) but Razor does have a slightly more usable knot. If you look at the two dongs, you’ll see that tuckers knot is closer to the bottom of the toy than Razor’s. What this means is that Razor is easier to get the knot to stay put, you can push it in a bit further due to a tiny bit longer shaft post-knot.
Both toys are 100% usable and 100% enjoyable. I am a person that has trouble with XL Bishop due to the length pre-knot so if you are also that person, these toys should work for you. I have several other knotted toys know, including Dexter and Cole XL, both of those toys are too big for me to even pretend to take, especially Dexter which I hastily bought in medium firmness. My recommendation for all XL knotted toys is to buy them in soft firmness, it’s still a challenge you’re looking for but at 4 inch diameter knots and larger, that little bit of extra give from being in soft firmness really makes it more enjoyable and easier to master.

My Razor is a flop, I’m not sure what the flop reason was but in my case, the suction cup doesn’t do a great job of affixing to surfaces like kneeling pads or gym mats, most of my other toys affix to those without issue (on the ground) but Razor needs some extra convincing. He does have no problem staying on a tyle wall or glass door though.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (Head): 7 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 8.5 inches
  • Max Circumference (Knot): 12.75 inches
  • Diameter (Knot): 4.06 inches
  • Total Length: 13.5 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

 

Razor XL Title Image

 

 

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Razor XL vs Soda Can
Razor XL vs Soda Can
Razor XL vs 1 Liter Bottle
Razor XL vs Bottle

 

Razor XL vs Tucker XL
Razor XL vs Tucker XL
Razor XL vs Tucker XL 2
Razor XL vs Tucker XL (alt)

 

Razor XL vs Diego XL
Razor XL vs Diego XL

 

 

Razor XL vs Cole XL
Razor XL vs Cole XL

 

 

 

 

 

Tucker – XL

 

Bad Dragon’s Tucker in XL size is quickly becoming one of my favorite dildos and is absolutely my favorite knotted toy. I danced around buying Tucker for a while because I wasn’t sure he would provide a better experience than my other knotted toys (Diego and Bishop at the time), but eventually I found one in soft firmness with a cumtube and suction cup and I just had to buy him.
I have nothing bad to say about Tucker, he is an excellent dildo, he stands on his own (even in soft firmness), he has a wonderful horse-like head, he has a perfectly sized knot and most importantly he isn’t too tall before the knot to make the knot unusable.
Tucker is one of my most visually appealing dildos, his proportions are just perfect and the shape the light texture and shape are eye-catching.
If you’re looking for a knotted toy and have some experience with wide boys I would highly recommend Tucker. FYI, he is very similar to Razor XL (who I also love).

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 8.25 inches
  • Max Circumference (knot): 11.75 inches
  • Shaft Circumference: 8.25 inches
  • Total Length: 13.25 inches
  • Usable Length: 11 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

Check it out here!

 

Bad Dragon Tucker XL Dildo Review
Tucker XL

 

 

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Tucker XL vs 1 Liter Bottle
Tucker XL vs 1 Liter Bottle
Tucker vs Soda Can
Tucker XL vs Soda Can

 

Razor XL vs Tucker XL
Razor XL vs Tucker XL
Razor XL vs Tucker XL 2
Razor XL vs Tucker XL (alt)

 

Tucker XL vs Diego XL
Tucker XL vs Diego XL
Tucker XL vs Cole XL
Tucker XL vs Cole XL (lol)

 

Tucker XL vs Solatok L
Tucker XL vs Solatok L

 

 

 

 

 

Sleipnir – Large

 

Now I own two Sleipnirs, one in large (this one) and one in XL, for most people I’m going to recommend they get the large size, both of these dildos are large and very blunt so you’re going to want a lot of practice before moving to the XL size.
I equate both sizes to shoving a log up your ***… (lol) they are really thick the whole way down and have a very blunt head. The large Sleipnir is about the same diameter as a soda can , while the XL is about an inch wider. When I say “they are really thick the whole way down”, I mean it. From the BD website, Large Sleipnir starts at 3.1 inches and has a 3.2 inch (diameter) shaft. He’s a log!
Both of my Sleipnirs are soft shaft firmness, while my XL has a firm base. Given how blunt the toy is and how thick it is, I would recommend soft firmness in both cases. My Large Sleipnir will stand on its own but the XL will not (mine has a suction cup though so maybe it would if it didn’t have a suction cup). 

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

  • Circumference (head): 9.5 inches
  • Max Circumference: 10 inches
  • Total Length: 12 inches
  • Usable Length: 10 inches
  • MSRP (as owned): $145.00

Check it out here!

 

Bad Dragon Sleipnir L Dildo Review GiantDildos.net
Sleipnir – L

 

 

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Sleipnir L vs Soda Can

Sleipnir L vs Soda Can 

Sleipnir L vs 1 Liter Bottle
Sleipnir L vs 1 Liter Bottle

 

Bad Dragon Sleipnir XL Dildo vs Sleipnir L Dildo

Bad Dragon Sleipnir XL vs Bad Dragon Sleipnir L Size Comparison 

Sleipnir L vs Solatok L
Sleipnir L vs Solatok L