Chance Unflared – XL

Chance is probably Bad Dragon’s most well-known toy. They were the first that I knew of to make a serious horse-inspired dildo with and boy is he fun. I absolutely love Chance (and their newer horse-esque model, Vector), something about doing it with a huge dong like Chance seems so kinky that it’s an instant turn-on. The unflared version of Chance has a somewhat blunt head (nothing compared to flared Chance) that leads to a smaller section of a very long shaft which gets wider as it goes. I have had Chance in soft and medium firmness, while I liked the soft firmness he wouldn’t stand on his own so I bought a medium firmness Chance instead. With practice you can hilt Chance which is amazing sensation, he really goes deep, and if you get him with a Cum Tube like I did it makes for a really pleasing experience (if you’re into cum play). He has a smooth texture with veins and a medial ring as well as a large set of balls.

Negatives: I have no negatives to mention for Chance.

Dimensions from BD (inches):
Head (Diamter) – 2.77 

Shaft (Diameter) – 2.72 (more like 3 at widest)

Total Length – 17.5

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Chance Unflared XL
Chance Unflared – XL

“Chance is THE cornerstone toy, everyone needs a horse in their stable”

 

Lampwick Uncut – 4XL

Lampwick was my first Hankey’s Toys dildo. I saw the longest dong I could see and I just had to have it.  At almost 20 inches in length this is the longest toy I’ve seen that isn’t a joke toy (like the Moby Dick) or something along the lines of those silicone tubes people use for extreme depth play. I wouldn’t say Lampwick is all that exciting aside from the fact it is so long. It’s hard not to get horny just thinking of sitting atop a 20 inch pole however. Lampwick’s rounded tip makes it relatively easy to insert despite its size (after lots of warmup) and the shaft itself is comfortable and filling. I’d recommend Lampwick Uncut 4XL for the sheer absurdity of this thing’s length and accompanying girth.

Like all my Hankey’s Toys I have this in 75% Soft, I’d recommend that firmness as it has a tiny amount of give but easily stands on its own. 4XL is the largest of the four sizes offered for the Lampwick Uncut.

 

Negatives: Like all the super large Hankey’s Toys the vac-u-lock style hole is pretty useless. The toy doesn’t stay at all on the suction cup so it’s really only good for suctioning the toy to the floor. This toy (at least my toy) will not stand on it’s own without the suction cup attached. 

Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 3.53

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.66 (widest)

Total Length – 19.63

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Hankey's Toys - Lampwick Uncut 4XL Review and size
Lampwick Uncut – 4XL

“The sheer size of this is absurd”