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Nothosaur – Ranger XXL

I bought my Nothosaur Ranger XXL dildo from Amazon, I don’t think you get a choice of firmness on Amazon, so as a result mine appears to be a medium firmness, though I can’t be certain of that.

Ranger XXL is an ENORMOUS dildo. He’s right up there with Taurion XL (actually Taurion is right up there with Ranger since Ranger came first). In fact, Taurion looks to have taken a few design cues from Ranger XXL.

I have only gotten Ranger XXL in once, the slight taper at the top makes him easier to use vs Taurion XL but it’s not easy by any means, he’s so wide!

The balls on this toy are very detailed and inviting, with veins and fur between. The head of the toy has the nice textured ring around it (which ads to the difficulty of getting him in though), but the rest of the shaft is pretty smooth with only a couple width changes. I haven’t really had the experience to critique the feeling since I’ve only taken him once but I’d imagine like most monster toys the rush comes from simply getting him inside, rather than riding him.

Ranger isn’t available with a cum tube yet, though I hope they will make a version that has one (please make every toy with a cum tube!), the smooth texture of the silicone means that lube will stay on the toy and function well as opposed to some of the more matte toys.

My Ranger XXL has a suction base and has no issue staying put on a tile shower wall, Ranger XXL will easily stand on his own in the firmness I have.

My Ranger came with a keychain, some stickers and burlap style storage bag.

Would I recommend Ranger XXL? Yes, I would. I wish he had a cum tube but if you get him on sale at Amazon, he isn’t too overly expensive for the size. He’s a monster though so either accept that you’re not going to be able to take him or expect to do a lot of training first. If you can take Taurion XL, Baron XL, or maybe Stan XL you can likely take Ranger XXL.

I paid $250 for my Ranger XXL because Nothosaur had a promotion at the time, it seems like his MSRP on Amazon is now $380 which is a lot to spend (especially if you never use him), his MSRP on Nothosaur’s site is $499 now!!!

Specs (From Nothosaur):

Head Circumference: 14 inches
Max Circumference (head): 14 inches
Shaft Circumference: 12.6 inches
Total Length: 14 inches
Usable Length: 11.6 inches
MSRP (as owned): $379.00 – I bought a on sale for $250

Check it out here!

Gallery

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs bottle — Ranger XXL vs 1L Bottle

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Andre XXL — Ranger XXL vs Andre XXL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs can — Ranger XXL vs Can

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Ky'el XL — Ranger XXL vs Ky’el XL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Taurion XL — Ranger XXL vs Taurion XL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Marcel XL — Ranger XXL vs Marcel XL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL — Ranger XXL vs Lampwick Uncut 4XL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Hunter Jack XXL — Ranger XXL vs Hunter Jack XXL

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo vs Taurion L — Ranger XXL vs Taurion L

Bad Dragon – Seraphina XL

I’m not sure why it took me so long to review Seraphina XL, I think I thought I already had… Anyways, I have 3 of these bad boys. I have one in medium firmness (pictured), another in soft firmness with no attachments and then another in soft firmness that’s identical to the one pictured with cumtube and suction cup. I recommend soft firmness given the toy’s length and girth – that’s why I have 3 of them, I bought the medium firmness first and then the soft with no attachments and once I decided I liked the ride I bought another fully loaded soft firmness.

Seraphina XL is the biggest horse dildo (maybe the biggest dildo outside of Andre XXL?) that Bad Dragon sells. At nearly 20 inches long and 3.6 inches tip diameter, he’s a wonderful toy for size queens and at this size, his price is a great value considering the other options on the market (especially if you get a flop like I did).

Seraphina won’t stand up on his own (even in medium), unless you have him suction cupped to the floor (even then a soft won’t really stay up), but he will easily stay affixed to a shower tile wall. Seraphina XL doesn’t have the huge pop-in like Chance XL Flared but he bests Vector XL and Chance Unflared XL easily in this category. Like with Vector XL I have achieved a hands-free finish with Seraphina XL but again, thanks to the ease of achieving it with Chance XL Flared or Captain’s Hook, I don’t use Seraphina XL for that purpose as often as I could.

Seraphina is technically a knotted toy (4.6 inch diameter) but for me that is irrelevant on the XL size. I can get to the knot but that’s it, the toy is simply too long for me to push past the knot, I’m sure someone out there has been able too but it’s not me. Honestly I like the knot visually but I think the toy is plenty exciting enough without taking the knot. The lumps and texture on this toy make for one of the most unique horse-dildo experiences you can find. If you’re big into equine style dildos like I am, Seraphina XL is an absolute must.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):