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Bad Dragon – Seraphina XL

I’m not sure why it took me so long to review Seraphina XL, I think I thought I already had… Anyways, I have 3 of these bad boys. I have one in medium firmness (pictured), another in soft firmness with no attachments and then another in soft firmness that’s identical to the one pictured with cumtube and suction cup. I recommend soft firmness given the toy’s length and girth – that’s why I have 3 of them, I bought the medium firmness first and then the soft with no attachments and once I decided I liked the ride I bought another fully loaded soft firmness.

Seraphina XL is the biggest horse dildo (maybe the biggest dildo outside of Andre XXL?) that Bad Dragon sells. At nearly 20 inches long and 3.6 inches tip diameter, he’s a wonderful toy for size queens and at this size, his price is a great value considering the other options on the market (especially if you get a flop like I did).

Seraphina won’t stand up on his own (even in medium), unless you have him suction cupped to the floor (even then a soft won’t really stay up), but he will easily stay affixed to a shower tile wall. Seraphina XL doesn’t have the huge pop-in like Chance XL Flared but he bests Vector XL and Chance Unflared XL easily in this category. Like with Vector XL I have achieved a hands-free finish with Seraphina XL but again, thanks to the ease of achieving it with Chance XL Flared or Captain’s Hook, I don’t use Seraphina XL for that purpose as often as I could.

Seraphina is technically a knotted toy (4.6 inch diameter) but for me that is irrelevant on the XL size. I can get to the knot but that’s it, the toy is simply too long for me to push past the knot, I’m sure someone out there has been able too but it’s not me. Honestly I like the knot visually but I think the toy is plenty exciting enough without taking the knot. The lumps and texture on this toy make for one of the most unique horse-dildo experiences you can find. If you’re big into equine style dildos like I am, Seraphina XL is an absolute must.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

Circumference (head): 11 inches
Max Circumference (knot): 14.13 inches
Shaft Circumference: 11.13 inches
Total Length: 19.75 inches
Usable Length: 16.88 inches
MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

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Seraphina XL vs bottle — Seraphina XL vs 1L Bottle

Seraphina XL Profile

Seraphina XL vs Vector XL — Vector XL vs Seraphina XL

Ky'el XL vs Seraphina XL — Ky’el XL vs Seraphina XL

Horse Dildo 4XL

I bought the Horse Dildo 4XL from Hankey’s Toys because I’m a sucker for all things horse cock. The 4XL Horse Dildo from Hankey’s Toys is HUGE. ~~I’ll admit right now, I haven’t really been able to take him yet~~ [I can now take him partially]. I was a little surprised since he’s definitely not the biggest toy I own but he may be the biggest blunt head toy. The other possibility for why I can’t take him easily is because I ordered a custom softness, I thought it would make more sense given the sheer length and diameter of this big boy but with the custom softness comes a new challenge of simply working him into your hole… Most soft toys from Bad Dragon and Hankey’s toys are unwieldy and the Horse Dildo is no exception, another issue when it comes to these mega dildos is how heavy and thick they are. It’s genuinely a challenge to grip these with one hand… ~~While I haven’t been able to take my 4XL Horse Dildo yet I’m definitely not giving up~~ (update: I can now take him if I lead with Clip-Clop!). The design of the toy is extremely pleasing, unlike some of the other horse dildos I own, this is a pretty thick shaft all the way down, into a plump and raised scrotum. At $300 without a coupon code it’s definitely an expensive toy (especially if you can’t use it) but I purchased mine with a black friday 25% off coupon so it was a bit more tolerable.

My soft toy for sure won’t stand on its own. I have a vac-u-hole on my Horse Dildo which lets me use the suction cup to barely hold it up (though it will still flop over). I’d definitely recommend some sort of stand if you want this to stand up on it’s own.

Negatives: Like most huge Hankey’s Toys the vac-u-hole is pretty useless when it comes to trying to attach the toy to a wall, though still useful on the floor.

Dimensions from MHT (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 4.13

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.42

Total Length – 18.25

Msrp (As ordered) – $315.85

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