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Posted on April 3, 2024April 3, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Seraphina XL

I’m not sure why it took me so long to review Seraphina XL, I think I thought I already had… Anyways, I have 3 of these bad boys. I have one in medium firmness (pictured), another in soft firmness with no attachments and then another in soft firmness that’s identical to the one pictured with cumtube and suction cup. I recommend soft firmness given the toy’s length and girth – that’s why I have 3 of them, I bought the medium firmness first and then the soft with no attachments and once I decided I liked the ride I bought another fully loaded soft firmness.

Seraphina XL is the biggest horse dildo (maybe the biggest dildo outside of Andre XXL?) that Bad Dragon sells. At nearly 20 inches long and 3.6 inches tip diameter, he’s a wonderful toy for size queens and at this size, his price is a great value considering the other options on the market (especially if you get a flop like I did).

Seraphina won’t stand up on his own (even in medium), unless you have him suction cupped to the floor (even then a soft won’t really stay up), but he will easily stay affixed to a shower tile wall. Seraphina XL doesn’t have the huge pop-in like Chance XL Flared but he bests Vector XL and Chance Unflared XL easily in this category. Like with Vector XL I have achieved a hands-free finish with Seraphina XL but again, thanks to the ease of achieving it with Chance XL Flared or Captain’s Hook, I don’t use Seraphina XL for that purpose as often as I could.

Seraphina is technically a knotted toy (4.6 inch diameter) but for me that is irrelevant on the XL size. I can get to the knot but that’s it, the toy is simply too long for me to push past the knot, I’m sure someone out there has been able too but it’s not me. Honestly I like the knot visually but I think the toy is plenty exciting enough without taking the knot. The lumps and texture on this toy make for one of the most unique horse-dildo experiences you can find. If you’re big into equine style dildos like I am, Seraphina XL is an absolute must.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

Circumference (head): 11 inches
Max Circumference (knot): 14.13 inches
Shaft Circumference: 11.13 inches
Total Length: 19.75 inches
Usable Length: 16.88 inches
MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

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Seraphina XL vs bottle — Seraphina XL vs 1L Bottle

Seraphina XL Profile

Seraphina XL vs Vector XL — Vector XL vs Seraphina XL

Ky'el XL vs Seraphina XL — Ky’el XL vs Seraphina XL

Vector – XL

Posted on March 29, 2024 by GiantDildos

Bad Dragon – Vector – XL

Up until I started really using my Chance Flared XL and (even more recently, my Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL), Vector was my favorite go to horse dildo. He is wide enough that he’s satisfying but not too wide (like Hankey’s Horse Dildo or John Thomas’ Stallion) that it’s a huge challenge just to get in. That made Vector the perfect playtoy for someone who loves horsecock.
My Vector XL is in medium firmness with a suction cup and a cum tube. I would like to try him in soft firmness just because that’s my go to now, but medium firmness is totally serviceable with Vector XL if you’re used to taking massive dildos.

A common complaint with Vector XL is his lack of texture. This is true, he is a mostly smooth shaft (especially when comparing him to something like Seraphina) but the head shape, thickness and length more than makes up for any lack of texture. If you manage to hilt Vector XL, you’re going to be feeling the pressure deep inside of you (and on your prostate if you’ve got one). Vector has given me a handsfree orgasm in the past but I haven’t worked at it in a while since Captain’s Hook and Chance Flared will give me one every time.

If you’re looking to size up from Chance Unflared XL but don’t want to risk the texture of Seraphina or the scary flare of Chance Flared XL, Vector is absolutely the way to go. He’s longer and wider than Chance unflared so he’s the next logical stepping stone. While I rarely ever use my Chance unflared dildo anymore (just too skinny compared to my plethora of other horse dildos now), I still do regularly use my Vector XL.

Specs (From Bad Dragon):

Circumference (head): 9.94 inches
Medial Ring Circumference: 9.25 inches
Shaft Circumference: 10.13 inches
Total Length: 17.88 inches
Usable Length: 14.5 inches
MSRP (as owned): $220.00 – I bought a flop for $160

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Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL vs Vector XL — Hunter Jack XXL vs Vector XL

Best Horse Dildos

Posted on March 26, 2024October 22, 2024 by GiantDildos

Ranking the Best Horse Dildos

I’m a HUGE fan of huge horse dildos. Check out my ranking below! Click images for full reviews

Each one of the tier 1 dildos is 100% worth owning for all horse dildo lovers!

Tier 1 (The Best)

Nothosaur Hunter Jack XXL — Hunter Jack XXL

Nothosaur Hunter XXL (with tube) is one of the best Horse Dildos I own. He is 21 inches long and very thick (3.6 inch head). With a suction cup base he is a great wall ride.
Buy Hunter Jack XXL from Amazon
Buy Hunter Jack XXL Here

Hankey’s Horse Dildo 4XL is amazing. He has a massive head (4.13 inches) and a wonderful shape. I have him in 40% soft firmness which means he’s kind of difficult to insert, but he feels great when he’s in.

Buy Horse Dildo 4XL Here

Bad Dragon Chance Flared XL Dildo Review GiantDildos.net — Chance Flared – XL

Bad Dragon Chance Flared XL is the best horse dildo to own (IMO). The other two in this tier are also amazing, they’re bigger than Chance Flared XL but there is NO pop-in like Chance Flared XL. This is the authentic experience and a great p-spot stimulation. A must have for all horse dildo fans.

Visit Chance Flared’s Page Here

Bad Dragon Tucker XL Dildo Review — Tucker XL

Bad Dragon Tuckerd XL is a unique horse dildo since he has a great knot that’s actually usable (unlike the one on Seraphina XL), Tucker is my favorite knotted toy right now and highly recommended!

Buy Tucker XL Here

Weredog Juniper XL is the newest horse dildo I own and because of its softness he gets to go in tier 1. It is about the size of Vector but can squirm its way deep inside because of how soft they are!

Buy Juniper XL Here!

Tier 2 (Great Ride)

Chance Unflared XL — Chance Unflared – XL

Chance Unflared is the OG He’s too thin for me to really enjoy now but for MOST people he’s still the choice. A massive horse cock in his own right that put the genre on the map.
Buy Chance Unflared Here!

Exotic-Erotics Jackson is another super long horse dildo with a great head. It’s pretty floppy in soft but the suction cup base makes it great for wall usage.

Buy Jackson Here

Vector was when I first realized I was REALLY into horse dildos. He’s thicker than Chance and it’s a great experience. Not too difficult that you can’t get him in but still big enough to be super enjoyable!

Buy Vector Here!

Seraphina XL in soft firmness is an amazing horse/equine style dildo. It probably has every right to be tier 1 but for the time being I’m going to put it here, highly enjoyable as a super textured giant horsecock!

Buy Seraphina Here!

Horse Dildo 2 4XL Hankeys — Horse Dildo II – 4XL

Horse Dildo II in 4XL is a great Horse dildo from Hankey’s toys. He has no flare so he’s easier to use than the OG Horse Dildo but he’s still MASSIVE
Buy Horse Dildo II Here

Nothosaur Conola XXL Review — Nothosaur Conola XXL

Conola XXL is a great dildo for those looking for a flared head with limited texture that slots between Chance Unflared XL and Chance Flared XL

Buy Conola XXL from Amazon

Naughty Fox Santos XXL Dildo Review — Naughty Fox Santos XXL

Santos XXL is a great dildo for those looking for a HUGE flared head. Santos XXL has the widest head of any horse dildo I own (outside of Italian Stallion)

Buy Santos XXL Here

Tier 3 (Not Bad, Not Great)

Bad Dragon BumbleHooves XL Dildo Review (updated model) — Bumblehooves (2.0) – XL

I want to love the redesigned Bumblehooves XL, he’s a great size but he’s got a boring texture and leaves me wanting more
Buy Bumblehooves XL here

Bad Dragon Sleipnir L Dildo Review GiantDildos.net — Sleipnir – L

Sleipnir in Large Size is a good dildo, just not one of my favorite horse dildos. He’s on the smaller side (length wise) so for me it’s not as enjoyable as some others here. Still a great toy overall though.

Buy Sleipner Here

Stubbs is much like Sleipnir, he’s on the shorter side (obviously) and he’s not really exciting enough to make me love him. I bought him without any comparison so I didn’t really know what to expect since he’s a retired legacy toy with no product page. Good for F-Machines!

Legacy Toy (No Product Page)

Nothosaur Ranger XXL Dildo Review — Nothosaur Ranger XXL

Ranger is technically a horse dildo but he’s massive. Very similar to my Taurion XL (Ranger XXL came first actually) so I’ll have to see if Taurion counts as a horse dildo too lol. Only reason Ranger XXL is tier 3 is because he’s super hard to take in the medium firmness he is, no flared head means you don’t get the pop-in like Santos XXL. I’ve only taken Ranger XXL (like Santos XXL) once so far. He’s tough!

Buy Ranger XXL here

Huge (Not yet able to take)

John Thomas Toys Italian Stallion Dildo Review — Italian Stallion XL

John Thomas Toys’ Italian Stallion XL is the biggest dildo I own, it’s 25 inches long with a HUGE head. I want to love him but it’s simply too firm and too big to use. I’ll keep trying though (They need softer silicone). Until I get him in he sits here.

Buy Italian Stallion XL Here

Brooklyn Supreme

The Brooklyn Supreme from Twin Tail Creations (TTC) is the pièce de résistance of Horse Dildos. I have yet to master him (too floppy) but I’ll keep trying. Until I get him in he sits here.

Buy Brooklyn Supreme Here

Exotic-Erotics: Jackson

Posted on March 19, 2024March 20, 2024 by GiantDildos

Exotic-Erotics – Jackson

I bought two Exotic-Erotics during black friday of 2023. I had wanted to try some of their massive dildos for a while but they are pretty expensive when not on sale. Jackson is $320 + shipping for just the basic setup, if you add other colors or fimnesses he can get even more expensive. I got mine for $260 with a suction cup in a special (promo) color in soft firmness.
Jackson is super super long, 21 inches in total length, but he also has a decently wide head at 3.5 inches, that’s why I chose him over some of Exotic-Erotics other horse dildos.
Soft firmness is plenty soft for anyone and honestly may be too soft for such a long and thing toy but once he’s in, it’s easy to push him deep inside of you which is a good thing. Not surprisingly, given his long skinny shape, Jackson won’t stand on his own, but thanks to the suction cup you can attach him to a floor or ride him on the shower wall and it works very well. Thanks to his wonderful flare Jackson can indeed give you a hands-free orgasm!
Both my Exotic-Erotics toys feel really high quality, they’re a glossy silicone that doesn’t seem to stain easily and allows for easy after-use cleanup. Despite his size, Jackson is not too heavy, compared to some other toy makers, the base is pretty minimalistic. Included with Jackson (and Elephant) in my purchase was a storage bag. I think this is a free add-on but you may have to select it on the ordering page (not sure). Exotic-Erotics also gave me a partial refund for cheaper than expected shipping (or something). I certainly wasn’t expecting it but I appreciate the transparency.
When I ordered my two toys, Exotic-Erotics was about to leave for a conference so my lead time might have been a bit longer than normal, I ordered on 11/26 and received it on 12/12, four days of that time was actual shipping transit time. The Exotic-Erotics toys arrived discretely and well packaged, the shipping name was [redacted] lol.

If you’re into horse dildos, you have to look at Exotic-Erotics. I don’t know if Jackson is worth $320 but he’s worth $260, the head offers a nice pop in and the texture is great. I do wish the shaft was a bit thicker (it’s hard to tell from the website that he’s thinner in one dimension and thick in the other), but they say it’s a life-caste (laser measured?) so I guess there isn’t room for adjustment lol. Exotic-Erotics occasionally has sales, like they just did a St. Patrick’s day sale for 15% off certain pre-mades, so I’d wait for a sale and then give Jackson a try if you’re into horse dongs. I’d also consider some of the other options that do have thicker shafts but skinnier heads. They may stand up on their own as well.

Specs (From Exotic-Erotics):

Circumference (head): 11.1 inches
Medial Ring Circumference: 11.03 inches
Shaft Circumference: 9.50 inches
Total Length: 20.85 inches
Usable Length: 19 inches
MSRP (as owned): $330.00 – I bought on sale for $261

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Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Soda Can — Jackson vs Soda Can

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Bottle — Jackson vs 1 Liter Bottle

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Seraphina XL — Jackson vs Seraphina XL

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Ky'el XL — Jackson vs Ky’el XL

Exotic Erotics Jackson Dildo vs Elephant Dildo — Jackson vs Elephant XL

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Tier 1 (The Best)

Tier 2 (Great Ride)

Tier 3 (Not Bad, Not Great)

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