Bad Dragon Bishop – XL

Bishop was my second attempt at a large knotted toy, my first attempt being an XL Austin that I gave up on too quickly and sold. Bishop is much longer and stands on his own unlike Austin, that being said I have never been able to master Bishop’s XL knot. I don’t think the toy is too wide, I think the knot simply comes too fat down the shaft that the length is uncomfortable when it comes gets to the point of really needing to push past the knot. My Bishop is in medium firmess which means he stands on his owm but I can’t help to think that a soft or split firmness dildo would be easier to master given the length. As far as enjoyment goes I do like Biship, he’s tapered and textured, he has a very small base for his size which makes storage easier. I’ve tried to master Bisop but I’m just not there yet. I’ve been able to take large Egg Plug (3.8 in diameter), XL Diego (3.9 in diameter) and even larger no-knot toys like XL Sleipnir, Bishop’s knot is very large at 4.2 inches but I really think the reason I can’t push past it is because of the length. It would be interesting to see how a soft firmness would help.

Recommend you buy him with a Cumtube.

Negatives: Personal preference but I think the toy is too long to enjoy the knot

Rating: 3.5/5

Dimensions from BD (inches):
Head (Diamter) – 2.75

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.25 (widest)

Knot (Diameter) – 4.25

Total Lenght – 15.5

https://bad-dragon.com/products/bishop

Bad Dragon Bishop XL Dildo Review GiantDildos.net
Bishop – XL

“A good toy that’s a little too long for me to master his knot”

 

 

Bad Dragon Bishop XL Dildo vs 1 liter bottle
Bishop XL vs Bottle
Bad Dragon Bishop XL Dildo vs 1 Liter Bottle Profile
Bishop XL vs Botle (side)
Bad Dragon Ky'el XL Dildo vs Bad Dragon Bishop XL Dildo
 Ky’el XL vs  Bishop XL 
Bad Dragon Bishop XL Dildo vs Soda Can
Bishop XL vs Soda Can
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Moko XL vs Bishop XL

This page is a repository for all the size comparisons I have: Giant Dildo to Giant Dildo

Bumblehooves – XL

I am so happy that Bad Dragon reworked (and upsized Bumblehooves). I had the original version but actually sold it because it wasn’t exciting enough. Much to my surprise BD announced that they were releasing a version 2.0 of Bumblehooves (see picture comparison below).

The new Bumblehooves is massive. With a nearly 4 inch shaft and a 4+ inch medial ring, at 15+ inches long it’ a darn great experience. My Bumblehooves is soft firmness and I’d recommend you also get a soft firmness, I had to look up what I bought because I thought I had a medium firmness but it’s soft so I guess Bumblehooves XL runs on the firmer side.

The only negative with Bumblehooves is that it’s a pretty blunt head so if you push it and ride it you may get sore more quickly than with other toys.

Like all my toys, I recommend you get him with a cumtube.

Rating: 4.5/5

Diameter Head – 3.13

Diameter Shaft – 3.88

Length – 15.5

Bumblehooves @ Bad Dragon

Bad Dragon BumbleHooves XL Dildo Review (updated model)
Bumblehooves (2.0) – XL

“Bumblehooves XL 2.0 is a worthy upgrade from the legacy model. Recommended in soft firmness with Cumtube!”

 

Bad Dragon Bumblehooves XL Dildo vs Bottle
Bumblehooves – XL vs Bottle
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Bumblehooves XL vs soda can
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Bumblehooves XL vs Minotaur XXXL
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Bumblehooves XL vs Flint XL
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Bumblehooves Legacy vs Bumblehooves new

HiSmith Sex Machine

I don’t use the HiSmith as much as I used to (which is a lot) because it doesn’t work that great for the huge dildos I have. But for size “Large” dildos from

Bad Dragon it works very well. I have an older version of this machine (the only difference is that this uses a different connecter called KlicLock) and I’ve put many hours on it, truly an out of body self-pleasuring experience. The machine is heavily weighted thanks to its solid metal legs and metal frame which is means it’s very stable. For the larger toys you may want to find a wall to prop it up against to prevent it from sliding backwards but other than that it’s great. I haven’t had any quality issues on my HiSmith (it’s expensive so it should work) though I hear others with issues had them promptly remedied by HiSmith.

In order to use this machine effectively with Bad Dragon dildos you’ll need to get a double-sided suction cup from Etsy and one of these suction adapter plates for the HiSmith. 

If you want to use this machine with Doc Johnson toys or some of the Mr. Hankey toys (with Vac-U-Holes) you should check out the Vac-U-Lock adapter as well.

Basic HiSmith Machine – $419.99

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Double Sided Suction Cup (Large) – $45

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HiSmith Sex Machine

 

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HiSmith Suction Adapter Plate – $39

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HiSmith Vac-u-lock Adapter – $29

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Replacement/Longer Legs!

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Baron – L

Baron is one of those toys where the large size could pass as an XL for most other toys. Given his looks (with the deep ridges) he is also one of the scariest toys to attempt, which is why I only have the giant large size and not the monumental XL size. Baron has a blunt slightly rounded head that gives way to a smaller shaft which you can feel every groove and ridge as it slides in and out. Because of the large head, the pop-in is noticeable. I have my large Baron in medium firmness, I’d recommend him in medium or soft depending on your preference, he’s not that long so medium works fine. 

Negatives: Large is very large, XL at 4.51 inch head diamter is probably not feasible without hurting yourself.

Dimensions from BD (inches):
Head (Diamter) – 3.94

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.85

Total Length – 11.5

https://bad-dragon.com/products/baron

Bad Dragon Baron L Dildo Review
Baron – L

“A large Baron is like an XL in most other toys”

 

Enema Bag – For Prep

An absolutely 100% necessary tool for anal users of giant dildos is an enema bag. This also includes douche so it can be useful for vaginal play too. This enema bag is cheap but effective, easily filled in the shower (be near a toilet). I’ve had no issues with microbial growth in the bag, clean after ever use and don’t let water sit in the bag. 

$10.49

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Anal Dildo Prep Enema Bag
Enema Bag

 

Luer Lock tip for Cumtubes

Big fan of Bad Dragon’s cumtube? You should seriously consider getting these Luer Lock tips to enhance your experience. These go into the provided cumtubes and then screw into the syringes that Bad Dragon provides with every cumtube toy. In my opinion, they are a must.

These are: RSN Lab Female Luer Lock 1/8″ 3.2mm PP Hose Barb 

10 Pack – $8.99

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25 Pack – 13.99

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Best Cum Tube Adapter

 

John – XL

John is a great humanoid dildo. I’ve had John in Medium, Large and XL. I love Large John and XL John but I wish that I had XL John in soft firmness instead of medium firmness. He’s a pretty big boy and there isn’t much give in his medium firmness form. Shape wise, John is excellent, he has a great base (balls) that you can get your way down to and he is visually appealing.
Both of my Johns (I sold the medium) have cum tubes and I highly recommend that if you purchase it. 

Negatives: No negatives outside of firmness. XL and even large are more enjoyable in soft firmness instead of medium firmness.

Dimensions from BD (inches):
Head (Diameter) – 3.8

Shaft (Diameter) – 3.73

Total Length – 14

Check if John is currently in stock at BD

Bad Dragon John XL GiantDildos.net
John XL

“Highly enjoyable toy, recommend him in soft firmness”

 

Chance Unflared – XL

Chance is probably Bad Dragon’s most well-known toy. They were the first that I knew of to make a serious horse-inspired dildo with and boy is he fun. I absolutely love Chance (and their newer horse-esque model, Vector), something about doing it with a huge dong like Chance seems so kinky that it’s an instant turn-on. The unflared version of Chance has a somewhat blunt head (nothing compared to flared Chance) that leads to a smaller section of a very long shaft which gets wider as it goes. I have had Chance in soft and medium firmness, while I liked the soft firmness he wouldn’t stand on his own so I bought a medium firmness Chance instead. With practice you can hilt Chance which is amazing sensation, he really goes deep, and if you get him with a Cum Tube like I did it makes for a really pleasing experience (if you’re into cum play). He has a smooth texture with veins and a medial ring as well as a large set of balls.

Negatives: I have no negatives to mention for Chance.

Dimensions from BD (inches):
Head (Diamter) – 2.77 

Shaft (Diameter) – 2.72 (more like 3 at widest)

Total Length – 17.5

Check it out here!

 

Chance Unflared XL
Chance Unflared – XL

“Chance is THE cornerstone toy, everyone needs a horse in their stable”